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- May 8, 2012
The 2012 Presidential election eloquently summed up in one simple graphic - May 5, 2012
We don't hate gays; we just don't think there's any need to acknowledge their existence - May 4, 2012
Republican hypocrisy- another reason why we really should let women run the world - May 3, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Everything you need to know the GOP standard-bearer in one picture - May 2, 2012
So...the keeping marijuana illegal is really all about the 1% getting rich? I'm shocked.... - May 1, 2012
GOP 2012: Because playing Russian Roulette isn't exactly a recipe for victory - April 30, 2012
Gary Stein: If you want to exercise your 1st Amendment rights, become a civilian - April 30, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: In touch with real Americans...through his call center in Bangalore - April 29, 2012
Remember when Republicans feared interjecting religion into politics?? - April 28, 2012
A preview of the Republican plan for America - April 27, 2012
A message from the past for today's Conservatives - April 26, 2012
Who knew that "Ann Romney" is an anagram of "Marie Antoinette"? - April 26, 2012
You know you're in trouble when you can't even edit your hate properly - April 26, 2012
When a Liberal does it, it's religious oppression. When a Conservative does it, it's standing up for decency. - April 25, 2012
Normally, I try not to speak ill of the dead. I'll make an exception for Chuck Colson. - April 21, 2012
There's clueless. There's mean-spirited. There's intolerant. And then there's Virginia Foxx. - April 20, 2012
Mediocrity is what happens when you choose ideology over business - April 19, 2012
GOP 2012: Because compassion really IS Socialism - April 19, 2012
Better to be thought a fool than to be Bryan Fischer and...oh, never mind.... - April 18, 2012
Paul Ryan 2012: Because since when is compassion a Christian value? - April 17, 2012
Propaganda 101: How Conservatives successfully flip a legitimate issue into a "scandal" - April 17, 2012
How do we know the President has a secret plan to take away our guns? Because he hasn't taken way our guns yet. - April 16, 2012
If Paul Ryan's budget met Peanuts.... - April 16, 2012
The GOP's war on women: The more they protest, the more you understand it's real - April 16, 2012
How long before Arizona decides that life begins when a woman thinks about sex? - April 15, 2012
When we call the GOP "The Party of NO!!"...there's a very good reason why - April 14, 2012
Sometimes, even those who've convinced you that they represent hatefulness can surprise you - April 13, 2012
Today's "How did I miss that?" news - April 13, 2012
GOP 2012: Remember, it's not a war on women if you can accuse Liberals of being behind it - April 13, 2012
The latest offering from WWJD University: PoliSci 101, or "You know you're losing when...." - April 13, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Profiles in mendacity #4 (Or, just what did Dan Savage have on Rick Santorum?)? - April 12, 2012
Greetings from Michigan: Where democracy is merely a hurdle for Republicans to overcome - April 12, 2012
Allen West: And you thought McCarthyism was dead? - April 11, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Profiles in mendacity #3 - April 10, 2012
If you want to know just how anti-democratic today's GOP is, look at what they're doing to Michigan - April 9, 2012
Rick Santorum's next career move: Commander of the Sex Police - April 8, 2012
Katniss Everdeen, 'A Young Sarah Palin' - April 7, 2012
And yet Americans keep ordering from the Republican menu - April 5, 2012
Remember, it's not a "threat to Liberty" when Republicans do it - April 5, 2012
GOP 2012: Because thinly-veiled Social Darwinism is still Social Darwinism - April 4, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: A man with a plan...to travel back in time and kill Liberal versions of himself - April 4, 2012
Female sexuality: The one thing Republicans fear above all else - April 3, 2012
Sometimes, fighting fire with kinder fire can leave your morally bankrupt opponents defenseless - April 3, 2012
Antonin Scalia warns a sleeping nation: Beware the creeping, unchecked power of vegetables - April 2, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Profiles in mendacity #2 - April 1, 2012
The GOP healthcare plan: #1- Don't get sick; #2- If you do get sick, please die quickly - March 30, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because you are what you obsess over - March 30, 2012
Hey, kids!! Now you can decipher Republican dog whistle politics!! - March 29, 2012
Universal health care: evidently only available to Conservatives - March 29, 2012
Conservative outrage: Not available to Liberals and women - March 28, 2012
When a Democrats does it, it's the worst sort of Socialist tyranny. When a Republican does it, it's inspired policy. - March 28, 2012
Paul Ryan: Because compassion is for losers and Liberals - March 28, 2012
Ron Paul 2012: Because the truth depends on what kind of crazy you believe in - March 27, 2012
Today's "WTF??" moment: No household pet is safe from Herman Cain - March 27, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: When you got nothin', rumor, innuendo, and character assassination are great options - March 27, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because some things don't go away when you shake your Etch-a-Sketch - March 26, 2012
Today in Right-wing hypocrisy and cheap, gratuitous anti-Semitism - March 26, 2012
Memo to Republicans: Truth is, stocks performs better when a Democrat's in the White House - March 25, 2012
The most telling example of Right-wing hypocrisy you'll see today - March 25, 2012
The Affordable Health Care Act: "Armageddon" ain't what it used to be - March 23, 2012
"A perfectly lubricated weather vane" - March 23, 2012
Patriots Awake! Take America Back From The Evil, Bloodthirsty, Dissolute Liberals!!! - March 22, 2012
No, Paul Ryan only seems to be the personification of callousness and Evil - March 22, 2012
Equality for women? That's so 2011.... - March 21, 2012
Dennis Terry: (Not exactly) The poster boy for Christian charity, tolerance, and forgiveness - March 21, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because who knew that the REAL threat to America is...wait for it...porn - March 21, 2012
What Republican governance really looks like - March 21, 2012
Texas Republicans: We know lady parts best! - March 21, 2012
GOP 2012: Never let facts and truth trump ideology - March 20, 2012
You have to know you're a pariah when not even Rush Limbaugh will accept your ads - March 20, 2012
Hitler said that upon taking power he'd eliminate a woman's right to control her body - March 20, 2012
If you're an athlete who wants to make a political statement, at least know what you're talking about - March 19, 2012
Today's communique from the Western Front in the War on Women - March 19, 2012
The war on women: Because middle-aged White men know best when it comes to lady parts - March 19, 2012
GOP 2012: Because America is SO much better when we react instead of think - March 18, 2012
Sex: If you're not having it (and even if you are), you don't get to control what others do - March 18, 2012
The Republican health care plan: Back to the future - March 17, 2012
This year's hot vacation destination for the American Taliban: Iran - March 17, 2012
A plausible explanation for Rush Limbaugh - March 16, 2012
If you believe that women, knowledge, unions, and birth control are the enemy, you're a Republican - March 16, 2012
Today's front page headline from the Schadenfreude Gazette - March 15, 2012
When Right-wing ideology is a synonym for journalism, you must be Matt Drudge - March 15, 2012
GOP 2012: Because a closed mind is a great way to ward off uncertainty - March 15, 2012
Dick Cheney: It seems Darth Vader is at heart a coward - March 14, 2012
Conservatives: Frequently wrong, but always willing to deflect responsibility for their errors - March 14, 2012
Nine more hearts than Rush Limbaugh has - March 14, 2012
Today's Moment of Holiness: Sex is dirty (only when it's done right) - March 14, 2012
Today in the war on women: "If you just stopped having sex, we wouldn't have this problem" - March 13, 2012
Fox News Channel: We report the Right-wing propaganda. You obey. - March 13, 2012
Too stupid to be allowed to vote? - March 13, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: He's just like you and me...he speaks fluent Redneck - March 12, 2012
The GOP platform in 12 honest- and very accurate- sentences - March 11, 2012
Effective uses for Rush Limbaugh, #47 - March 11, 2012
Pot, meet Kettle: Rick Santorum calls Mitt Romney a liar - March 11, 2012
GOP 2012: When crazy and unreasonable drive out good and decent - March 10, 2012
GOP 2012: Of course it's not a war against women...it's a police action - March 10, 2012
Sarah Palin: Uh...who gives a damn anymore? - March 10, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Better to be thought a blithering idiot than...oh, never mind.... - March 9, 2012
Sorry, ma'am...I think you have Republicans in your vagina - March 9, 2012
Welfare for individuals = Socialism; welfare for corporations = sound fiscal policy - March 9, 2012
GOP 2012: Because it's not about you - March 9, 2012
It turns out that "Rush Limbaugh" is an anagram for "Conservative hate speech" - March 9, 2012
Gas prices: time to get a grip on reality, don'tchathink?? - March 8, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because he's been a "Simpsons" character for 20 years - March 8, 2012
Sandra Fluke: Sometimes, the mere act of carrying yourself with dignity it the best revenge - March 8, 2012
Rush Limbaugh: Hypocrisy and smug arrogance make a damned poor defense - March 7, 2012
Rush Limbaugh: Schadenfreude is just another word for dancing on the grave of his career - March 7, 2012
Rush Limbaugh: You know you're toast when both Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert ridicule you - March 7, 2012
Oxymoron alert: "Fox News Channel" and "objective journalism" - March 7, 2012
Stay classy, Missouri: Honoring Rush Limbaugh says all you need to know about the Show Me State - March 6, 2012
Today's hot new meme: "Who Said It- Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei or Rick Santorum?" - March 6, 2012
Virginia: Where women are considered a bigger threat to public safety than gun owners - March 6, 2012
GOP 2012: Because moral courage is highly overrated and overvalued - March 6, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because Satan would be a VERY good running mate - March 4, 2012
Memo to Conservatives: Condescion and smug arrogance do not a convincing argument make - March 3, 2012
Free speech may be offensive speech, but we don't have to patronize those who support it - March 3, 2012
Nice to see Joe Arpaio taking on the truly intractable issue facing America: Barack Obama's birth certificate - March 3, 2012
Fox News Channel: When you can't beat 'em, defame 'em & question their motives - March 2, 2012
If you can't say anything nice...well, you were probably Andrew Breitbart (#2) - March 2, 2012
All you need to remember Andrew Breitbart properly...in postcard form - March 2, 2012
Tea Party 2012: It's so much easier when you break it down scientifically - March 2, 2012
Franklin Graham: A case of the apple falling nowhere near the tree - March 1, 2012
If you can't say anything nice...well, you were probably Andrew Breitbart - March 1, 2012
Gas prices: Efficient upward wealth redistribution (it's not Socialism when it goes upward) - March 1, 2012
Conclusive proof that the Affordable Care Act is (not exactly) an evil, leftist plot to destroy our freedom - March 1, 2012
Franklin Graham: Jesus may love you, but most of us you're a [insert pejorative genital reference here] - February 29, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because "elitist" is an epithet only when directed at Liberals - February 29, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: A President for the ages- The Dark Ages - February 29, 2012
Trans-vaginal ultrasounds: Or, this is why cockroaches scatter when you turn on the lights - February 28, 2012
(Understandably) Rejected Rick Santorum campaign posters, #43 - February 28, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because pissing off the Dutch is an epic win - February 27, 2012
IS taxpayer money being used to subsidize the orgasms of female government employees? Paging Andrew Breitbart.... - February 27, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Sounds like someone has a Google (and a religious bigotry) problem - February 27, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Leading the excited multitudes toward freedom...or not - February 26, 2012
Christianity: The official religion of the USA!! USA!! USA!! - February 26, 2012
A lesson Franklin Graham should have learned from his father - February 25, 2012
Today's IOKIYAR moment: Voter fraud...It's OK if you're a Republican - February 25, 2012
Memo to Rep. John Sullivan (R-OK): Civility- yer doon it rong - February 25, 2012
President Obama says he's pro-oxygen; Republicans immediately decry his hatred of carbon dioxide - February 25, 2012
Ron Paul 2012: What "small government" is really about - February 24, 2012
The GOP war against women: Protecting sperm receptacles from themselves - February 24, 2012
Our stupid republic: 16 things that really shouldn't part of our public dialogue - February 23, 2012
I'm guessing this is the street Bob McDonnell's office is located on - February 23, 2012
I really have to ask what planet you spend most of your time on - February 23, 2012
Bob McDonnell 2012: Not just VP, but Chief Executioner for the American Taliban - February 23, 2012
You want to be known as reliably Conservative and anti-gay? Don't be like Mike. - February 23, 2012
Better to be thought a bigot and a fool than to be Bob Morris and...oh, never mind.... - February 22, 2012
A WWJD Public Service: A portrait of RIck Santorum composed entirely of gay porn - February 22, 2012
Children don't hate naturally; they're taught to hate by adults - February 22, 2012
After five abortions, you get a free microwave oven - February 22, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because Godwin's Law doesn't apply to Social Conservatives - February 21, 2012
America: Where democracy is alive and well...except in Michigan - February 20, 2012
GOP 2012: You'll get nothing...and you'll like it - February 20, 2012
If (when) America is taken over by the American Taliban.... - February 20, 2012
GOP 2012: For a government so small it can fit in a woman's vagina - February 20, 2012
Better to be thought a bigot than to be Pat Buchanan and end up at Fox Noise Channel - February 19, 2012
"Gay Republican" (n.): An inexplicable exercise in self-loathing and self-oppression - February 19, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because Catholicism can be used when convenient and ignored otherwise - February 19, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because he'll be the President of ALL (White, Socially Conservative, and Christian) Americans - February 18, 2012
First, they wanted to feed poor children...then they forced one-world government on us - February 18, 2012
GOP 2012: Because hypocrisy in the service of lust for power is no vice...or is it?? - February 18, 2012
Shocking study reveals that Fox News Channel makes you stupid - February 17, 2012
GOP 2012: So, ladies; how's that "small government" thing working out for you? - February 17, 2012
GOP 2012: Because a sausage fest is EXACTLY how we should be parsing women's rights - February 17, 2012
Casual Sex Friday: Someone's a wee bit too concerned with other people's sex lives - February 17, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because Bayer aspirin really is a wonderful and inexpensive contraceptive - February 17, 2012
Better to be thought an intolerant fool than to be Eric Bolling and...oh, never mind.... - February 16, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: It's contagious!! - February 16, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: If God wanted you to have human rights, you'd have been born Republican - February 15, 2012
If it's all and only about the individual, why do we even have a government? - February 15, 2012
Orrin Hatch: Not intended to be a factual Conservative - February 14, 2012
Better to be thought a fool and a bigot than to be James Lafferty and remove any lingering doubt - February 13, 2012
Today's edition of WWJD is brought to you by the folks who made Vulture Capitalism a household word - February 13, 2012
If you think real oppression exists in America, I'd suggest you hop a flight to Beijing - February 13, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 13, 2012
Today's "WTF??" moment": And Republicans eat their young. What's your point? - February 12, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Who needs laws? We have Leviticus!! - February 12, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: If marriage laws were based on Leviticus - February 12, 2012
GOP 2012: It's so much easier when you break things down scientifically - February 12, 2012
Today's editions of the Hyper-religious Follies - February 11, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: When all else fails, blame the victim - February 11, 2012
Lie, damned lies, and theocracy - February 10, 2012
You know you're a Republican when...you take an article from the Onion as factual and true - February 10, 2012
Everything you need to know about today's Conservatives - February 9, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Time to hop aboard the Schadenfreude Express - February 9, 2012
This is what would happen if Rupert Murdoch bought the History Channel - February 9, 2012
Lies, damned lies, Pete Hoekstra, and Chinese straw men - February 9, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words - February 9, 2012
If you see a political agenda in Clint Eastwood's "Halftime in America", you need to dial it back - February 8, 2012
Better to be thought despicable than to be...oh, never mind.... - February 8, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: This is what happens when you take your eye off the ball - February 8, 2012
"Tom Coburn" isn't an anagram for "hypocrisy," but it might as well be - February 7, 2012
GOP 2012: Mutually assured destruction (or, How to make certain neither of you win the Presidency) - February 7, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Too little Komen sense, too little moral courage - February 7, 2012
This ain't the road to Prosperity; it's the road to Hell - February 6, 2012
Better to be thought a fool and a racist than to be Pete Hoekstra and remove all doubt - February 6, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Too little Komen sense, too much...WTF??? - February 6, 2012
Voting: A privilege guaranteed by the Founding Fathers to Conservative White Christians - February 5, 2012
Dear Conservatives & Teabaggers: Happy #socialistsunday...er, Super Bowl Sunday - February 5, 2012
"Conservative devotion to truth"...and other oxymorons - February 5, 2012
And while we're at it, let's make Super Bowl Sunday a holiday for White Folks - February 4, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Too little Komen sense, too much politics - February 4, 2012
America: The best democracy and tax policy money can corrupt...er, buy - February 4, 2012
Republicans see a level playing field; the rest of us see an elevated green at a country club - February 4, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Take it from Mitt; it ain't easy being poor - February 3, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Victory may be sweet, but it doesn't wash away the bitter taste - February 3, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: This is what happens when you fix what isn't broken - February 3, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind - February 2, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because no Republican caresses...uh, cares for women like Newt - February 2, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Today's example of moral midgets caving to the Far Right - February 2, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Ladies, why worry about controlling your body when he'll do it for you? - February 2, 2012
Now that Oklahoma's banned Sharia, aborted fetuses in food seems the next logical target - February 2, 2012
A novel way to demonstrate that women aren't merely sperm receptacles and the property of men - February 1, 2012
Mitt & Newt's America: Not like the America the rest of us live in - February 1, 2012
In Sam Brownback's uber-Jesus-y Kansas, constitutionality is optional - February 1, 2012
There's ignorant. There's offensive. Then there's Allen West opening his mouth. - February 1, 2012
Republican debates: Now with 45% more crazy!! - January 31, 2012
To the moon, Newt!! (apologies to Ralph Kramden) - January 31, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because he's just like you and me...if we were Mitt Romney - January 31, 2012
Better to be thought a fool than to be than to be Reince Priebus and remove any lingering doubt - January 31, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because infidelity and lack of integrity come naturally - January 30, 2012
Low IQ, Conservatism, and prejudice: Here comes the science.... - January 30, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because Christians really ARE an oppressed majority - January 29, 2012
Who Would Jesus Hate? Just ask Patrick Wooden. - January 29, 2012
GOP 2012: Because who doesn't love a good Floriduh bloodbath? - January 27, 2012
Yeah, but I'll bet Butterball's still trying to sell Muslim turkeys - January 27, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because greed is good...for Mitt Romney - January 27, 2012
Pot, meet kettle: Tom DeLay, ethics and integrity consultant - January 26, 2012
Vote Republican: Because it so hard to know who to hate these days - January 25, 2012
Move along, people...no Republican double standards here.... - January 25, 2012
So you want to be a lying hypocrite and philanderer? It's easy; Newt Gingrich will show you how. - January 25, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because the best defense is a good offense...and a boat load of chutzpah - January 24, 2012
When government begins to talk sense, you can bet Republicans will soon muddy the waters - January 24, 2012
Today's example of the worst of humanity - January 24, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because he was for it before he was against it - January 23, 2012
Today's poetry lesson - January 23, 2012
Recession: A method for ensuring the servant class know their place - January 22, 2012
Memo to Social Conservatives: In American, Christians can't be an oppressed majority - January 21, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because adultery and lack of integrity come naturally - January 21, 2012
Purity Bear: the more godly and moral (not to mention creepy) brother of Pedobear - January 21, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: You can tell a lot about a person from the way he treats his dog - January 20, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because hypocrisy and sanctimoniousness come naturally - January 20, 2012
The GOP Health Care Plan in <140 characters - January 19, 2012
You can learn a lot about a candidate from watching how he treats his dog...er, workers - January 18, 2012
If Social Conservatives want to be relevant, meeting in Brenham, TX, isn't a great way to start - January 18, 2012
If past is prologue, then Newt Gingrich has no business running for President - January 18, 2012
A WWJD Public Service: Now you can create your very own racist Ron Paul newsletter!! - January 18, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because Republican tax plans haven't screwed us nearly enough - January 17, 2012
Remember, it's not a war crime when Americans do it - January 17, 2012
Before you vote Republican, shouldn't you understand what they REALLY stand for? - January 16, 2012
Mitt Romney's America in cartoon form: Leveraged, downsized, and closed for business - January 14, 2012
Stalking the not so elusive Vulture Capitalist - January 14, 2012
Dogs Against Romney: Because you CAN judge a candidate by how he treats his dog, #2 - January 12, 2012
Memo to Pat Buchanan: Being White doesn't mean you're part of an oppressed majority - January 12, 2012
So, tell me again why a single-payer system is "Socialism".... - January 11, 2012
Finally...a Republican debate format that feels honest - January 9, 2012
Lie, damned lies...and Rick Santorum's love of all things Gay - January 9, 2012
Drug testing the poor and unemployed: It's all fun and games until someone turns the tables - January 9, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Sometimes it's better if you don't ask questions - January 8, 2012
Today on "Spreading Santorum"...When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - January 7, 2012
Both sides throwing feces only means everyone ends up filthy and stinky - January 7, 2012
Today on "Spreading Santorum"...Hypocrisy goes mainstream - January 7, 2012
Seriously...can we talk about Rick Santorum? - January 7, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: We need a President who will kill things for no apparent reason - January 6, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: If you're going to speak to the NAACP, you're going to need a 3-second head start - January 6, 2012
Today on "Spreading Santorum".... - January 6, 2012
The meeting of Dateless Men for Ron Paul will now come to order.... - January 5, 2012
Hypocrisy? What hypocrisy? It's what Republicans do. - January 5, 2012
Doctor, could I have Obama Derangement Syndrome? - January 5, 2012
Michele Bachmann: Back to baby farming? - January 5, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because crybabies are the most fun to watch, aren't they? - January 4, 2012
Iowa: Full of sound and fury and...well, signifying nothing - January 4, 2012
GOP 2012: Goose-stepping not optional - January 4, 2012
GOP 2012: Honestly, "mediocre" would be a serious upgrade - January 4, 2012
Let's call Ron Paul's supporters what they largely are - January 3, 2012
God's miracles: Evidently only available to White Teapublicans - January 3, 2012
The GOP Presidential primary campaign: A Club of Liars, Demagogues and Ignoramuses - January 2, 2012
You have to know you're hosed...when Ron Paul is your voice of reason - January 2, 2012
Rick Perry: "Women should be considered sperm receptacles...and that's why I'm running for President" - January 1, 2012
Rick-rolling...or, why a President's surname shouldn't be a euphemism for the remnants of a sexual act - December 30, 2011
Michele Bachmann 2012: The campaign's new official portrait - December 26, 2011
Better to be thought a moron than to be Jules Manson and...oh, never mind.... - December 26, 2011
Ricky Perry 2012: Republican, Conservative, Christian, and TOTALLY Not Gay - December 24, 2011
A last-minute gift guide for Republicans - December 24, 2011
Today on Right-wing Theater: "How The Gingrich Stole Christmas" - December 24, 2011
Merry Newt-mas! Clean your toilet?? - December 23, 2011
Jingo Bells...Jingo Bells...Jingo All The Way...Oh, What Fun It Is...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - December 23, 2011
Republican (n.): inept, corrupt, posturing ideologues wholly owned by the very wealthy - December 22, 2011
Today's dispatch from the front lines of the War on Christmas - December 22, 2011
The only science Conservatives will get behind - December 20, 2011
A monkey washing dishes...or, more accurately, the Republican Jobs Plan - December 20, 2011
So freedom of speech doesn't apply to reflexive, meaningless gestures? - December 20, 2011
So how much does Fox Noise Channel hate Mitt Romney? This much.... - December 20, 2011
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because screwing and dishonesty come naturally - December 19, 2011
Newt Gingrich: But he'd be such a nice Benevolent Dictator - December 19, 2011
Barney Frank 1, George Will 0...and it wasn't even that close - December 19, 2011
If you believe in it, it's apostasy; if I believe in it, it's The One True Religion - December 18, 2011
The reason Newt Gingrich will never campaign at Disneyland - December 18, 2011
Better to be thought a fool than to be Allen West and remove any lingering doubt - December 18, 2011
Memo to Republicans: If Newt Gingrich is the best you can do, you're well and truly hosed - December 17, 2011
How is giving up coffee or French Fries supposed to hasten the end of abortion? - December 17, 2011
Having solved all other pressing problems, Fox News is reduced to making stuff up - December 16, 2011
Now do you believe that Republicans care only for their narrow, hate-driven agenda? - December 15, 2011
Somewhere warm and breezy, Jesus weeps into his Dos Equis.... - December 15, 2011
Newt 2012: Oh, pleasepleaseplease.... - December 14, 2011
Look up "intellectual" in the Republican Dictionary, and you'll see a picture of Rick Perry - December 14, 2011
Today's oxymoron: "Principled Tea Party Republican" - December 14, 2011
He who controls the flow of information controls the minds of the American Sheeple - December 14, 2011
Rick Perry: Strong, bad lip reading - December 12, 2011
Memo to Lindsay Graham: Would it be too much too expect you to know what you're talking about? - December 12, 2011
Rick Perry: And you thought it was easy hating Gays - December 12, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us: Newt Gingrich edition - December 11, 2011
If Gretchen Carlson says there's a War on Christmas...well, grab your pitchforks and crucifixes, y'all!! - December 11, 2011
Another dispatch from our frightened, sheep-like Republic - December 11, 2011
No, it's not fair, but Republicans can thank Kenneth Starr - December 10, 2011
Herman Cain: The time to kick the body is when it's still warm, knowhutimean?? - December 10, 2011
Newt Gingrich: Renaissance man, messiah, and beach volleyball aficionado - December 9, 2011
Mitt Romney explained.... - December 9, 2011
One person's "crazy" is another's "eccentric" is another's "diabolically evil" - December 9, 2011
Rick Perry 2012: If You Ain't Got Jesus, You Ain't [expletive deleted] - December 8, 2011
The GOP 2012: Being your own worst enemy means pulling the trigger as you stare down the barrel - December 8, 2011
Memo to Conservatives: Demonizing an idea whose time has come doesn't invalidate that idea - December 7, 2011
You have to admit that this is better than the lame excuse the real Herman Cain fed us - December 7, 2011
"When I'm President, I'll end Obama's war on our ability to hate Gays, non-Christians, Liberals, and...." - December 7, 2011
Rick Perry: If you have to ask, you can't afford him - December 6, 2011
Newt Gingrich: Child labor is what made this country great...and it can again - December 6, 2011
It's not hard to win when you're the only adult in the field...assuming there's an adult in the field - December 6, 2011
Remember, it's ALL about small government - December 5, 2011
This just in: The NHL is now scheduling games in Hell - December 4, 2011
It's called "Separation of Church and State" for a reason - December 4, 2011
Memo to the party of family values: Newt Gingrich? Really? Is hypocrisy no longer a burden? - December 4, 2011
Herman Cain: When performance art becomes theater of the absurd - December 3, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Women for Herman Cain? Really?? - December 2, 2011
Misplaced derision - December 2, 2011
Lies, damned lies, and virtually anything Newt Gingrich says - December 2, 2011
A Liberal guide to winning the debate on same-sex marriage - December 2, 2011
Michele Bachmann: Addressing real issues that impact real people. Or not. - December 1, 2011
And now for a Herman Cain reality check.... - December 1, 2011
If you're a Democrats, it's immorality; if you're a Republican, it's private behavior - December 1, 2011
Alabama: When the say it's not about race.... - November 30, 2011
Just in case y'all might have lost sight of how we got to where we are.... - November 30, 2011
Herman Cain: If you live in a gas tank, you'd best know where the matches are, knowhutimean? - November 29, 2011
Freedom of speech 1, Crybaby Conservatives 0 (and it wasn't even that close) - November 29, 2011
It's the only way to bring the suffering to an end - November 29, 2011
We now have confirmation of the one thing Congressional Republicans do very well: nothing - November 28, 2011
The real news story is that someone actually wants to live in Indiana - November 28, 2011
If a Democrat does it, it's called "genocide". If a Republican does it, it's called "principled leadership." - November 28, 2011
Free speech...not just convenient or Conservative speech - November 28, 2011
Family values: not what they used to be, eh? - November 27, 2011
Fox News Channel not only makes you stupid, it's rewriting the Constitution...as we speak!! - November 27, 2011
Fox News Channel makes you stupid: It wouldn't hurt if it wasn't true - November 26, 2011
The new and improved 1st Amendment: Guaranteed freedom of (Conservative) speech - November 24, 2011
Bill Maher on today's oxymoron: "GOP Compassion" (Or, "You say 'commie' like it's a bad thing") - November 23, 2011
Better to be thought a liar than to be Mitt Romney and remove any lingering doubt - November 22, 2011
Newt Gingrich: Who knew the "Flavor of the Month" could be so foul and unpalatable? - November 22, 2011
Beneath the $1500 suit of a Conservative.... - November 21, 2011
Memo to the Far Right: You have no credible argument, and you don't get to make stuff up - November 20, 2011
"Newt Gingrich" (n.): Grifter, hypocrite, egomaniac with messiah complex - November 19, 2011
Today's coffee-spew moment: refilling your medication might be a good idea - November 19, 2011
The new GOP 2012 slogans: "Amerika Über Alles" and "I got mine. You can get your own." - November 19, 2011
On the road to democracy in Wisconsin: Does this ass make my car look big? - November 19, 2011
Memo to Dennis Miller: Have you forgotten that Christians can be terrorists? - November 18, 2011
Michele Bachmann to Planet Earth: I r seryus canidate...rlly - November 17, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Time to be honest about the control the oligarchy has over us - November 16, 2011
The GOP: The party of pain, punishment, misery, and death - November 15, 2011
Congress: a place where the rules you and I are bound by don't necessarily apply - November 14, 2011
If we have exactly the quality of leadership we deserve, we're completely hosed - November 14, 2011
Greetings from the dawn of the Age of the Servant Economy - November 13, 2011
When the truth is not your friend...well, there's always the Big Lie - November 13, 2011
If this is what's to be done in Jesus' name, then I'm a proud non-Christian - November 13, 2011
No, "Mitt Romney" isn't an anagram for "lying hypocrite"...but it probably should be - November 12, 2011
Today's example of (not exactly) Conservative Christian tolerance - November 11, 2011
Memo to Republicans: Stay classy, y'all! - November 11, 2011
Balancing the budget: So easy a Caveman could do it - November 11, 2011
What? You think it's easy being batsh-t crazy?? - November 10, 2011
The Seven Values of Wall Street: Any resemblance to the Seven Deadly Sins is purely intentional - November 10, 2011
Lies, damned lies, and Conservatives learning lessons - November 10, 2011
Man, I had NO idea Satan was on the ballot in Mississippi - November 10, 2011
If one is racism, both are. If one isn't racism, both aren't. Which is it? - November 9, 2011
Panem et circenses: Herman Cain and corrupt Conservative activists as performance artists - November 9, 2011
Land of the "free", home of the wealthy White Conservative Christian males - November 9, 2011
Free speech and assembly: a Constitutionally-guaranteed right...unless you're a hippie in Oakland - November 9, 2011
Isn't it time the poor pitched in and did their part? - November 8, 2011
Herman Cain: Presidential campaign politics as performance art. How else can you explain it? - November 8, 2011
The GOP: All about "Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!"...unless they can get away with being dicks - November 8, 2011
Being a Republican means being able to give free reign to your hatred and prejudice - November 7, 2011
Republicans to America: You're welcome - November 7, 2011
A message for Erick Erickson: Smug self-superiority only makes you look like a dick - November 5, 2011
If the Family Research Council is all about "family", then I'm the Queen of England - November 5, 2011
The 1% displays their (lack of) class and (lack of) respect for their fellow Americans - November 4, 2011
How about we place the blame where it belongs? - November 3, 2011
The WWJD Word of the Day: "Hypocrisy" - November 3, 2011
Vote Republican: The well-being of the oligarchy depends on your obedience and acquiescence - November 1, 2011
No more room in Hell: When the rich fight back, you know they're scared - November 1, 2011
When America suffers a Category Five HermanCain, America looks to Stephen Colbert - November 1, 2011
America: Is a President with no convictions the best we do? - October 31, 2011
Teabagger brains: Taste great!! Less filling!! - October 31, 2011
A recipe for the scariest Halloween EVER.... - October 31, 2011
DO people change? And do Conservatives deserve absolution more than Liberals? - October 31, 2011
Another WWJD public service: How to understand Republican-speak - October 31, 2011
Reason #47 why Jen Sorensen is my hero - October 29, 2011
Better to be thought a fool than to be Eric Bolling and remove any lingering doubt - October 29, 2011
They who have the gold gets to make the rules...to their advantage, of course - October 29, 2011
Social Conservatives declare war on women: Film at 11 - October 28, 2011
How change REALLY happens in America - October 27, 2011
If God had meant for you to have health insurance, you'd have been born rich - October 27, 2011
Herman Cain 2012: He Who Has The Gold Makes The Rules - October 27, 2011
Michelle Bachmann 2012: Fiddling While Rome Burns - October 26, 2011
Compassionate Conservatism is...well, neither - October 25, 2011
When a Republican President does it, it's prudent leadership. When a Democratic President does it, it's treason. - October 25, 2011
Stoopid is as stoopid votes - October 25, 2011
Mission (not exactly) Accomplished - October 24, 2011
I'm a Liberal...ergo, I must hate America. Right?? - October 24, 2011
Panderocracy...or how to elevate propaganda to an art form - October 24, 2011
So...how's that "small government" thingie workin' out fer ya?? - October 23, 2011
It's not about the economy, stupid...it's about abortion and gay rights - October 23, 2011
The economy's in the toilet. So what? Remember, people...Job One is making sure this President fails. - October 23, 2011
Perhaps God isn't a Republican after all.... - October 23, 2011
Herman Cain and his buddies get the gold mine...and we get the shaft - October 22, 2011
A tyrant's dead. So what? Remember, people...Job One is making sure this President fails. - October 22, 2011
Better to be thought an unabashed fool and bigot than to be Allen West and...oh, never mind.... - October 21, 2011
Everything you need to know about Herman Cain...but were afraid to ask (#2) - October 21, 2011
"Democracy": Such a quaint, outdated, pie-in-the-sky Liberal concept - October 21, 2011
There's this little thing I like to call "Separation of Church and State" - October 20, 2011
Tea Party: brave American patriots. Occupy Wall Street: unwashed America-hating hippie freaks - October 20, 2011
This just in: Barack Obama to blame for global climate change. And bunions. - October 19, 2011
Everything you need to know about Herman Cain...but were afraid to ask - October 19, 2011
First they came for my ketchup, and I said nothing, for I had no french fries - October 18, 2011
Could you have Deficit Attention Disorder (Republican hypocrisy over the deficit)?? - October 18, 2011
A look at the future of Tea Party America - October 17, 2011
You know global climate change is serious when it impacts our caffeine delivery system - October 17, 2011
Better to be thought a fool and a dick than to be than to be Eric Bolling and remove all lingering doubt - October 14, 2011
Conservative Constitutional Rule #1: Free speech is permissible only when we agree with said speech - October 14, 2011
So...women ARE property?? - October 13, 2011
Better to be thought a dick than to be Erick Erickson and...oh, never mind.... - October 13, 2011
Occupy Wall Street: If Conservatives are fretting, you're doing something right - October 13, 2011
The perfect gift for the Conservative who thinks English phraseology is entirely too Liberal - October 12, 2011
When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and kneeling in prayer - October 12, 2011
Memo to the Tea Party: Can we PLEASE worry about things that actually matter? - October 11, 2011
Today's GOP: Ignorant. Pathetic. And disturbingly proud of it. - October 11, 2011
Today's communique from the "They're Poor 'Cuz They Wanna Be" Department - October 10, 2011
Things to do in Denver when you've been denied your right to vote - October 10, 2011
So, what's next? Competitive wife-beating?? - October 9, 2011
Republican Compassion- the definition of "Oxymoron" - October 7, 2011
Everything you need to know in order to understand America today - October 6, 2011
Today's GOP: A compassion-free environment - October 5, 2011
If Michele Bachmann was Queen.... - October 5, 2011
Government out of...oh, wait...never mind.... - October 4, 2011
Much ado about nothing...which of course means it's the worse sort of racism imaginable - October 4, 2011
The real reason America is in such a mess is...wait for it...school lunch fraud - October 3, 2011
Rick Perry: Profiles In Lack Of Compassionate Leadership - October 3, 2011
When the Neanderthals can't defeat your argument, sexism and smug arrogance are ALWAYS good options - October 3, 2011
When Liberals do it, it's fomenting revolution. When Conservatives do it, it's getting back to basics - October 3, 2011
What the Tea Party really stands for: an America where only the strong survive - October 2, 2011
Somewhere warm and breezy, Jesus weeps into his Corona.... - October 2, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#15) - September 30, 2011
Oh noes!!! Will Teh Gayz come for me, too?? - September 29, 2011
Rick Perry: A profile in leadership, if not intellectual agility - September 29, 2011
Greetings from the set of "Idiocracy" - September 29, 2011
If corporations are people, shouldn't a lethal injection put them out of our suffering? - September 28, 2011
"Save a pretzel for the gas jets!!" - September 28, 2011
Rick Perry's Rx for America: Prayer...because that's all you'll have - September 28, 2011
We come together today to mourn the passing of the Social Contract - September 28, 2011
How is Rick Perry like Chuck Norris? (#3) - September 27, 2011
If it's class warfare, we really should be fighting back - September 26, 2011
Today in stupid boycotts: Charles Bukowski spins furiously in his grave - September 26, 2011
How is Rick Perry like Chuck Norris? (#2) - September 26, 2011
When implacable hatred supplants reason and evidence, you're an NRA member - September 26, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#14) - September 25, 2011
"Spanky McFarland Could Be Running, And If He Could Beat Obama I'd Vote For Him" - September 25, 2011
How is Rick Perry like Chuck Norris? - September 25, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#13) - September 23, 2011
If you had deluded yourself into thinking that Republicans actually care about America.... - September 23, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#12) - September 22, 2011
Republicans at their mean-spirited and classless best - September 22, 2011
Ignorance is dangerous. Arrogance isn't cool. So why do Republicans embrace both? - September 22, 2011
Texas politics: You can't fix stupid...or Louie Gohmert - September 21, 2011
It will be a great day when Republicans have to hold a bake sale to finance their lies - September 21, 2011
If Rick Perry was King.... - September 21, 2011
Gentleman, start your cheap, emotional, uber-patriotic propaganda!! - September 21, 2011
Tone deaf, insensitive...and evidently built to stay that way - September 20, 2011
Welcome to the Republican New World Order - September 20, 2011
Explaining the Tea Party in a format teabaggers can understand: comics - September 20, 2011
If Ron Paul was King.... - September 19, 2011
Smart people understand that hearing the voice of God usually means they forgot to take their medication - September 18, 2011
Evidently, God really DOES speak to Rick Perry - September 18, 2011
Science is empirical. Right-wing propaganda can't define "empirical." - September 18, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#11) - September 17, 2011
The first mistake was assuming that they actually care about anything save their own interests - September 16, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#10) - September 15, 2011
Rick Perry: He sure knows how to create jobs, doesn't he? - September 15, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#9) - September 14, 2011
Why does Eric Cantor hate America? - September 14, 2011
Proof that Conservatives truly care for freedom of (only what agrees with their) speech - September 12, 2011
On one side, cowardice and fear. On the other, lies and demagoguery. Good luck with that choice. - September 10, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#8) - September 9, 2011
Faster, Pussycat!! Faster!! KILL!! KILL!! - September 7, 2011
Don'tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young? - September 6, 2011
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz 1, Gretchen Carlson 0...and it wasn't that close - September 6, 2011
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing - September 4, 2011
Meet the 2012 Christocrat standard bearer: "Like Bush only without the brains" - September 4, 2011
Get government off our backs...unless we need to be rescued - September 4, 2011
Rick Perry: Putting America back to work. Or not. - September 2, 2011
If you don't pay attention, this is what we could end up with - September 1, 2011
Memo to Republicans: Denying reality doesn't make it any less real - September 1, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#5) - August 31, 2011
Funny thing how God always seems to agree with the Dominionist zealots, isn't it? - August 30, 2011
Who needs science? Wee haz Jesus!! - August 30, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#4) - August 30, 2011
So who is Rick Perry? Someone more evil, Jesus-y, and dense than you know - August 29, 2011
How Barack Obama is EXACTLY (not) like Rick Perry - August 29, 2011
Two things you'll never see in the same sentence: "Republicans" and "Fiscal Responsibility" - August 28, 2011
Hurricane relief...optional. Continuing to blow up Iraq and Afghanistan...necessity. - August 28, 2011
Funny thing how God always seems to agree with the zealots, isn't it? - August 27, 2011
He couldn't put Texas back to work...and he can do the same thing for America - August 27, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#3) - August 25, 2011
The best explanation yet for the existence of the Tea Party - August 25, 2011
Damned if he does.... - August 24, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#2) - August 23, 2011
Mean-spirited, clueless, out of touch...and evidently built to stay that way - August 22, 2011
A picture can be worth a thousand words: Rick Perry edition - August 22, 2011
The Texas Miracle: there's no place lower than the bottom - August 20, 2011
A handy WWJD guide to understanding Republi-speak - August 20, 2011
Been there, done that, got the (Worst President EVER) t-shirt - August 19, 2011
Rick Perry: A man who shouldn't be trusted to run a Dairy Queen, much less lead America - August 19, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? - August 18, 2011
So you think that you know what Rick Perry is about? - August 18, 2011
If you liked George W. Bush.... - August 17, 2011
The GOP does Iowa, or politics as if it hardly mattered - August 16, 2011
Texas: Where "Social Contract" is a few short steps removed from "Socialism" - August 16, 2011
And you wonder why we're in the mess we're in? (#2) - August 15, 2011
Sometimes, a picture really IS worth a thousand words - August 15, 2011
And you wonder why we're in the mess we're in? - August 14, 2011
If you think that Jesus sat at the right hand of Ronald Reagan...you might be a Republican - August 13, 2011
Better to be thought a hypocrite than to be Megyn Kelly and...oh, never mind.... - August 12, 2011
If England can do it, why can't we? - August 12, 2011
If the American Taliban ruled the roost.... - August 12, 2011
If only real political advertising was half this good.... - August 11, 2011
Conservative talking points for dealing with the S & P downgrade - August 11, 2011
The Heritage Foundation's plan to end poverty: selling your appliances?? - August 10, 2011
Thank you for being willing to burn it all down in the name of your narrow, brain-dead ideology - August 10, 2011
The two-minute hate: the game every patriotic, God-fearing American should know how to play - August 9, 2011
Move along, people...no racism here.... - August 9, 2011
Somewhere warm and breezy, Gordon Gecko snickers into his Dos Equis.... - August 9, 2011
I reject the fundamental tenets of science and logic...and I vote!! (#3) - August 8, 2011
Better to be thought a fool than to put up a billboard along I-5 and remove all doubt - August 7, 2011
I reject the fundamental tenets of science and logic...and I vote!! (#2) - August 6, 2011
I reject the fundamental tenets of science and logic...and I vote!! - August 6, 2011
Happy Hypocritefest 2011!! Party responsibly; It's What Jesus Would Do - August 4, 2011
Stay classy y'all: The Maine Tea Party 2011 Man of the Year is...Anders Behring Breivik - August 4, 2011
Nice to know the adults are in charge, eh? - August 4, 2011
Time for Conservatives to wake up and smell the cat litter.... - August 3, 2011
Accusing others of being an idiot is no insulation against being an idiot yourself - August 2, 2011
Effective 9.1.11, Wisconsin will be changing its name to something more reflective of current reality - July 31, 2011
Jesus may love you...but everyone else thinks you're a complete dick - July 31, 2011
He listens to God when God tells him what he wants to hear - July 28, 2011
When you do it, it's playing the victim card. When we do it, it's protecting our interests. - July 28, 2011
Today on "Pet Peeve Watch".... - July 27, 2011
A pledge I would think any sane candidate should sign - July 26, 2011
Sinking to the level of those already lower than a snake's belly serves no useful purpose - July 26, 2011
Better to be thought a fool and a dick than to be...oh, never mind.... - July 25, 2011
A solution so simple you just have to know Republicans will NEVER stand for it - July 24, 2011
Actually, calling Louie Gohmert a clown would be an upgrade - July 24, 2011
How long before they blame Obama for the Norwegian tragedy? - July 23, 2011
The most frightening Teapublican Princess portrait you'll see today - July 23, 2011
The high priests of our American Idiocracy - July 23, 2011
Heat wave: a Liberal plot to punish Conservative global climate change deniers - July 23, 2011
Today, on "Propaganda Watch".... - July 22, 2011
That was then. This is now. 'Cuz Reagan was a Godless Librul spendthrift. - July 22, 2011
Propaganda done poorly: Yep, this is what it looks like - July 21, 2011
Nothing like a little perspective...in this case, very little - July 21, 2011
Tea Party Christian Patriot Gazette- July, 2011 - July 21, 2011
Kids in the workplace: At least parents always knew where their children were - July 21, 2011
If A + B = C, then GOP + propaganda = default on reality - July 20, 2011
Louie Gohmert: Lord and Master of our American Idiocracy.... - July 20, 2011
Damage Control 101- Rupert Murdoch edition - July 20, 2011
It's not about doing what's best for the country...it's about burning things down - July 18, 2011
It's all fun and games until someone goes all Danton and Robespierre on you - July 17, 2011
The GOP: Dragging America kicking and screaming back to the 1930s - July 17, 2011
The GOP Survival Suit: Reliable protection from evil, toxic Librul ideas - July 16, 2011
But it has NOTHING to do with a Black man being in the White House.... - July 15, 2011
American Democracy: dysfunctional, brain-dead...and evidently built to stay that way - July 15, 2011
Today's GOP: now a personal responsibility-free zone - July 13, 2011
No, I didn't sleep with the Sun God demon...but thanks for asking - July 13, 2011
Better to be thought a moron than to be Ann Coulter and...oh, never mind.... - July 13, 2011
Edumication in the new Amerika - July 13, 2011
This is what Teabagger stream of consciousness looks like - July 12, 2011
So...reassure me again that Republicans aren't deliberately trying to tank the economy.... - July 12, 2011
Oprah Winfrey...harbinger of the Anti-Christ?? - July 11, 2011
And yet y'all keep voting for these clowns.... - July 9, 2011
When women are considered property, this is about all you can expect - July 8, 2011
A government of the oligarchs, by the oligarchs, and for the oligarchs - July 3, 2011
You can't claim to be surprised when they do what they told you they'd do - June 30, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: definitive proof that a sense of humor is not standard equipment - June 29, 2011
Remember when Liberals ruined the economy? Me neither.... - June 28, 2011
The reason why a Texas Republican shouldn't be President - June 28, 2011
When the truth is what you make up as you go, this is what you get - June 26, 2011
Just when you'd been thinking corporate propaganda couldn't POSSIBLY get any worse.... - June 23, 2011
Another day in Conservative World - June 19, 2011
Vote Republican: 'Cuz it's all about freedom, don'tchaknow? - June 18, 2011
So you think Rick Perry's qualified to be President? - June 17, 2011
How much do Republicans hate Americans? This much. - June 15, 2011
Desperate times call for desperate measures - June 13, 2011
If American History was written by a certain former GOP half-governor - June 11, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - June 10, 2011
Prayer...the last refuge of a scoundrel - June 9, 2011
All yer uterus r belong to us!!1!1!!11! - June 9, 2011
Mommy, do we have a "David Vitter problem"?? - June 8, 2011
When "Republican" is an anagram for "inconsistency and hypocrisy" - June 7, 2011
So you taught them that honesty was always the best policy.... - June 5, 2011
So, just how inept and pathetic is the GOP's plan to create jobs? - June 5, 2011
Hypocrisy for fun & profit: Floriduh edition - June 5, 2011
Whether you're selling a Republican candidate or tampons, it's the same idea - June 2, 2011
Truth in (Republican) advertising - June 1, 2011
Of course, the free market makes EVERYTHING better! - May 28, 2011
Thankfully, Newt's the "family values" candidate - May 27, 2011
Paul Ryan is rumored to be next in line for a disaster declaration - May 27, 2011
Fear not, fellow zealots!! It's all about message discipline!! - May 25, 2011
Republican truth in advertising...how did I miss this prior to Election Day? - May 24, 2011
You have to know that your candidacy is dead on arrival when.... - May 23, 2011
It seems the Motherland has lost it's freakin' mind - May 23, 2011
Lest any of us forget how we got to where we are - May 18, 2011
Sex, lies...and Mike Huckabee - May 18, 2011
Just in you'd forgotten how we came to be where we are - May 15, 2011
"A downward influence on American politics...." - May 14, 2011
It seems this is the direction we're heading in the New America - May 13, 2011
Not-so-thinly-veiled racism used to be fun. Now, it's like they're not even trying. - May 13, 2011
No matter how far he runs, Newt just can't escape himself - May 12, 2011
Today's talking points: Newt Gingrich edition - May 12, 2011
Wife #3 is a Borg. You WILL be assimilated.... - May 12, 2011
The best argument you'll hear today for the separation of Church and State - May 10, 2011
Inquiring minds want to know: Are you a REAL American?? - May 6, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Wee can haz edumication? O wate, wee haz Jesus! - May 5, 2011
There's angry, there's apoplectic, there's foaming at the mouth, and there's whatever this is - May 5, 2011
Closer to Republican truth than even they realize - May 4, 2011
Three ways to save Medicare that Paul Ryan wishes you would ignore - May 1, 2011
Texas: Proof that Republican leadership works (except for the 24/7/365 when it doesn't) - April 30, 2011
Side effects of Republicanism may include feet in mouth, astonishing arrogance, and unjustified self-superiority - April 30, 2011
The good news for Rick Perry is that's he's polling better than jock itch - April 29, 2011
When they tell you it's not about race...you know it's all about race - April 28, 2011
It's all fun and games when you're questioning someone else's citizenship - April 28, 2011
Our economy circles the drain, and we're talking about...birth certificates? Really?? - April 28, 2011
Introducing the gasoline-free Chevy Birther. It runs on ignorance and blind rage. - April 26, 2011
If it's hypocrisy you're looking for, Lindsey Graham and John McCain have a surplus - April 26, 2011
The return of Conservabot 9000 - April 25, 2011
Wanting to create an America for good, God-fearing White Folks isn't racist...is it?? - April 24, 2011
And you wonder why Americans don't respect politicians? - April 22, 2011
Memo to Jon Kyl: Take your medicine and move on...or risk becoming a running joke - April 21, 2011
The GOP vision of America's future - April 20, 2011
"We spend too much money on education...." - April 19, 2011
When does the GOP Presidential field resemble Clown College? - April 18, 2011
It's serious! It's revolutionary! It's ground-breaking! Did I mention it's serious? - April 17, 2011
Still #notintendedtobeafactualstatement - April 15, 2011
It's what True American Patriots would do - April 14, 2011
#notintendedtobeafactualstatement - April 11, 2011
Jon Kyl: The patron saint of Mathematical and Factual Relativism - April 11, 2011
If you were meant to have health care, you would have been born rich - April 10, 2011
Panem et circenses...Or, anyone care to explain this bit of creative financing to me? - April 10, 2011
Well, if she can find 7,000+ votes, this oughta be easy.... - April 8, 2011
Magical thinking + made-up numbers + unicorn hunting = Paul Ryan's budget - April 7, 2011
Everything you need to know about the dispute over the budget debate - April 6, 2011
GOP 2012: Back to the Stone Age - April 4, 2011
Today's Conservatism: Can't you just smell the freedom? - April 4, 2011
How about we keep in mind who got us into this mess? - March 30, 2011
OK...it's (totally, completely) fake...but it IS funny (#2) - March 28, 2011
OK...it's (totally, completely) fake...but it IS funny - March 25, 2011
Republican Governors: Evil Incarnate or tone-deaf servants of their corporate overlords? - March 25, 2011
Sorry, but you just don't get to make up your own "truth" - March 24, 2011
Don't make me spell it out...because you know that I know that you can't spell - March 24, 2011
So you think Social Conservatives haven't gone to war against women? - March 23, 2011
Presented without comment...because sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words - March 23, 2011
And you thought Republicans were all about controlling deficit spending.... - March 22, 2011
Sharia- it's only bad if it's not the GOP version - March 21, 2011
Greetings from the set of "Idiocracy 2: My Brain Hurts"
Comments (1) - March 21, 2011
There's a very thin line between irony and hypocrisy - March 18, 2011
Marriage is a sacred vow...between a philanderer and his three wives - March 14, 2011
No matter how much you repeat it, both sides are NOT equal - March 14, 2011
What Newt Gingrich really meant to say - March 12, 2011
No, you're not hallucinating...you've just been watching Fox Noise Channel again - March 11, 2011
Dog-whistling past the graveyard - March 10, 2011
Newt Gingrich: not exactly the "family values" candidate, eh? - March 9, 2011
Leadership: The courage to make the tough decisions. Or not. - March 8, 2011
Why should women be allowed to control their own bodies?? - March 7, 2011
Because irrational hatred is its own reward - March 6, 2011
Possible side effects include Obama Derangement Syndrome....
Comments (1) - March 5, 2011
This is what happens when Republicans actually live their beliefs - March 1, 2011
It's all about JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!! Or not. - February 27, 2011
It becomes less academic when you realize that real people are being impacted - February 26, 2011
All that's necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing - February 26, 2011
Tunisia, Egypt, Libya...Wisconsin, Indiana, Ohio - February 25, 2011
Republican budgeting 101 - February 23, 2011
What standing up to tyranny looks like - February 23, 2011
It's not about the money; it's about busting unions - February 22, 2011
Recognizing the real enemy of the People - February 22, 2011
The "L" word: a bad thing only if you choose to believe the propaganda - February 21, 2011
Nah, let's just bust a few public employee unions.... - February 21, 2011
A vendetta against Planned Parenthood does NOTHING to create jobs - February 18, 2011
Balancing the budget on the backs of public employees- it's easy and it's fun!! - February 16, 2011
A new rule we should all be obeying - February 16, 2011
Is murder now a viable political tool in this country? - February 15, 2011
Maintaining the narrative can be...tricky - February 15, 2011
And on the seventh day, God created Conservatives...so Liberals could have something to laugh about - February 14, 2011
Ah, so women ARE property?? - February 14, 2011
News Item: House Republicans introduce "Women Are Property" Bill - February 11, 2011
Welcome to the New World Order...of indentured servitude - February 10, 2011
Rumor has it that the first centerfold will be Michele Bachmann - February 9, 2011
Obama Derangement Syndrome...sadly, there appears to be no cure - February 9, 2011
The most effective way to lead this country forward is to...do nothing? - February 9, 2011
Nice legacy, bro.... - February 6, 2011
Remembering St. Ronald of Central Casting - February 2, 2011
Hypocrisy...thou art looking a lot like Megyn Kelly, #2 - February 1, 2011
This is what happens when you're attuned to the voice of the Sheeple - January 24, 2011
So long, farewell, auf widersehen...goodbye, door, backside, way out, etc. - January 23, 2011
Insert gratuitous Al Gore joke [here] - January 23, 2011
Both sides do it - January 19, 2011
You can't fix a problem if you can't be honest about what the problem is (Part Deux) - January 15, 2011
No matter how hard you try, fantasy DOES NOT equal reality - January 13, 2011
Some food for thought Re: accountability - January 12, 2011
Every action has an equal and opposite overreaction - December 30, 2010
'Tain't the heat...it's the stupidity - December 29, 2010
Greetings from Third World America.... - December 28, 2010
Truth is the first casualty.... - December 28, 2010
John McCain's worst nightmare - December 27, 2010
If you teach children to think for themselves, they might become Liberals - December 27, 2010
OK, y'all...remind me again why you voted for these maroons?? - December 24, 2010
Have yourself a merry little Right-wing Christmas - December 24, 2010
Merry Christmas. Or not. - December 23, 2010
Finally...Obama's insidious plot has been revealed
Comments (2) - December 21, 2010
Virginia is for haters - December 21, 2010
You can't defeat hatred; you can only give in to it and enable it - December 20, 2010
A tough day to be a bigot - December 19, 2010
So who says history isn't circular? - December 18, 2010
And I suppose you thought he was going to create jobs?? - December 18, 2010
Why would compromising with people like this even be considered an option? - December 17, 2010
Republicans hate "death panels"...unless they're in charge of them (Part Deux) - December 16, 2010
Republicans hate "death panels"...unless they're in charge of them - December 15, 2010
What do Republicans and Amish have in common? Hint: it involves shunning. - December 13, 2010
Hypocrisy in the service of liberty is...really rather entertaining - December 12, 2010
We're mad as hell, and we're not going to...oh, never mind; it's a weekend at Bernie's - December 11, 2010
Yes, we can...as long as there's no math involved - December 11, 2010
Government of, by, and for the wealthy - December 10, 2010
This is what happens when you confuse "compromise" with "capitulation" - December 10, 2010
GOP channels Dick Cheney to 9.11 first responders: "Go [bleep] yourself" - December 10, 2010
A President desperately searching for heart and courage...good luck with that - December 10, 2010
Shh...he's busy figuring out where to move the goalposts to next - December 9, 2010
Work harder!! Those tax cuts for the wealthy aren't going to pay for themselves!! - December 8, 2010
The President does the full Cheney on his Progressive base - December 8, 2010
A two-fer: so which one is the more accurate memoir? - December 8, 2010
Yes, we cave - December 8, 2010
The latest casualty in the War on Christmas: Gretchen Carlson - December 6, 2010
From the mouths of babes.... - December 5, 2010
Separation of Church and State? That's for losers and Liberals. - December 4, 2010
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - December 4, 2010
Leadership...wee haz it!1!!11 - December 3, 2010
The GOP as non sequitur...gridlock by any means necessary - December 3, 2010
We have the numbers; do we have the courage to do the right thing? - December 2, 2010
Back to the future? - December 2, 2010
By hating "The Other", aren't we ultimately hating ourselves? - December 2, 2010
Which movie will our demise resemble? - December 1, 2010
Want to help? Then help the unemployed. - November 29, 2010
Somewhere warm and breezy, Ayn Rand is smiling - November 29, 2010
The new, top-secret location of Tea Party HQ - November 27, 2010
Is our presidential candidates learning? Apparently not so much.
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"Tom DeLay" and "Guilty"...words that still put a smile on my face - November 25, 2010
Where the problem began.... - November 23, 2010
OK...anyone care to explain why Socialism is inherently evil?
Comments (1) - November 23, 2010
How sad is it that the sanest person in journalism is a comedian? - November 22, 2010
First they came for my civil liberties, but I didn't care, because I wasn't using them
Comments (2) - November 21, 2010
It would be so much easier if we just summarily executed them - November 18, 2010
What would Jesus do? He'd kick Bryan Fischer's hateful ass. - November 17, 2010
Better to be thought a miserable human being than to be John McCain - November 15, 2010
Only because the bookstore doesn't have a "war crimes" section
Comments (1) - November 15, 2010
Greetings from Oklahoma: Where sense and reason go to die - November 14, 2010
Way to take a stand for equality...and hypocrisy - November 13, 2010
Why sowing hatred and fear can be a great career move - November 11, 2010
Today's "WTF??" moment...or, "Where's my damn cookie??" - November 10, 2010
Rand Paul rules the world...you just don't know it yet - November 9, 2010
Because stupid is a many-splendored thing - November 9, 2010
Today's special: Celestial Seasonings' new "Xenophbia Blend" white tea - November 8, 2010
You say "Conservative Internment Camp" like it's a bad thing - November 7, 2010
Facts? We don't need no stinkin' facts! We got Jesus!! - November 7, 2010
For the ignorant and the hateful shall always be among us - November 6, 2010
Pride and arrogance goeth before a...oh, never mind.... - November 5, 2010
What's good for Texas is not necessarily good for the country - November 5, 2010
Is this the sort of prejudice we want in someone who would be President? - November 4, 2010
Send in the clowns - November 3, 2010
The triumph of ignorance and reaction - November 2, 2010
Nope, no double standard here. Thanks for asking, though....
Comments (1) - November 1, 2010
If you didn't fall for it, they wouldn't do it - November 1, 2010
Something to keep in mind tomorrow as you head off to vote - November 1, 2010
I'll miss her...if only for the comic relief - October 31, 2010
Another day, another Republican dirty trick - October 30, 2010
Karma can be a real b---h, eh? - October 30, 2010
They'd talk to you, but they'd have to kill you - October 29, 2010
Sure, they killed 6 millions Jews...but they were mostly just misunderstood - October 29, 2010
Being a brain-dead zealot doesn't mean you win the debate
Comments (1) - October 28, 2010
Not exactly the modern re-creation of the Gadsden Flag, is it? - October 28, 2010
When you do it, it's treason. When I do it, it's standing up for freedom.
Comments (1) - October 27, 2010
Today's rich, creamy, truly ironic moment
Comments (1) - October 27, 2010
Everything you wanted to know about Clarence Thomas, but were afraid to ask in 1991 - October 27, 2010
If the Tea Party is "grassroots", then I'm the Queen of England
Comments (1) - October 26, 2010
Today on the Idiocracy Channel.... - October 25, 2010
What the fabulous America-haters are wearing these days.... - October 24, 2010
My kind, loving, and benevolent God can kick your wimpy, ineffectual God's @$$ - October 24, 2010
Prophecy, when properly executed, is indistinguishable from lunacy - October 22, 2010
Bigotry: now available in a handy, stylish Black container!! - October 22, 2010
The GOP: making racism fashionable again - October 22, 2010
The finest democracy foreign money can buy - October 21, 2010
Is that in the First Amendment?? - October 21, 2010
One's a confirmed liar; the other's made a career out of lying - October 21, 2010
Stupid...and not afraid to prove it for attribution - October 20, 2010
In case you'd forgotten who's responsible for the mess we're in - October 19, 2010
The future of democracy in Tea Party AmeriKKKa - October 18, 2010
Vote...because Grizzlies have higher IQs than these brain-dead zealots - October 16, 2010
Math 101 with Christine O'Donnell - October 15, 2010
Hating Harry Reid: it's as American as baseball, apple pie, and stripper poles
Comments (1) - October 14, 2010
With friends like this, who needs enemas? Or a Constitution? - October 12, 2010
Killing the patient in order to save...their political careers - October 12, 2010
Free speech can be (and often is) grossly offensive speech - October 12, 2010
A question for Nevada voters: This is even an option? Really?? WTF? - October 11, 2010
So, just who is too extreme to be a Republican? - October 10, 2010
Little known fact: Jesus Christ was a HUGE fan of Ayn Rand
Comments (1) - October 9, 2010
18:46 of my life that I want back - October 8, 2010
Willie Horton redux: an open letter to Sharron Angle - October 8, 2010
Looks like someone's ready for a rousing game of "Cowboys and Muslims" - October 7, 2010
Just another (not so) small government Social Conservative showing his true colors - October 7, 2010
It's a long, strange trip...to get to where you were going to begin with - October 7, 2010
'Cuz you never know when they might ask an uncomfortable question - October 6, 2010
How to save money on crayons - October 6, 2010
If John Galt had been a firefighter.... - October 6, 2010
What's next? Opposing German chocolate cake as a foreign threat? - October 5, 2010
She'd go to Washington and do what you'd do- criminalize masturbation - October 5, 2010
If Republican Jesus wanted you to be considered valuable, you'd have been born male
Comments (1) - October 5, 2010
Delaware presents the gift that just keeps on giving - October 5, 2010
How we got to where we are in 7:46 - October 4, 2010
When politics become bad performance art...or, the ballad of Carl Paladino - October 1, 2010
Crazy racist nonsense...or, "Welcome to today's GOP!!" - October 1, 2010
Think about it.... - September 30, 2010
'Cuz it sure is easier than thinking - September 30, 2010
Teh stoopid...it burnz!!! - September 28, 2010
There's nothing quite like being exposed as an ignorant hatemonger on "60 Minutes"
Comments (2) - September 28, 2010
Today's "WTF??" moment - September 27, 2010
Where the Tea Party got its start - September 27, 2010
This post has been satirized for your protection - September 27, 2010
In their own words: not a functional ounce of human decency between them - September 26, 2010
A convincing argument for the separation of Church and State - September 26, 2010
Happy Hypocrisy Theology Sunday!! - September 25, 2010
The people who drove the bus into the ditch want the keys back?? - September 25, 2010
Uh...were y'all asleep from 2001-2006?? - September 24, 2010
So, how's that whole "Global War on Terror" thing working for you? - September 23, 2010
Come on, America; there's no wrong way to do the right thing - September 23, 2010
Silly me...and here I'd been thinking that baseball was an AMERICAN thing - September 22, 2010
Evil, demagoguery, self-righteous arrogance, and the Politics of Pretty (cont.) - September 22, 2010
John McCain: liar, hypocrite, and miserable excuse for a human being - September 21, 2010
I'm Christine O'Donnell...and I approved this message - September 21, 2010
The gift that just keeps on giving....
Comments (1) - September 20, 2010
Clint Didier: Teabagger unclear on the concept of "Majority Rule" - September 18, 2010
Evil, demagoguery, self-righteous arrogance, and the Politics of Pretty - September 18, 2010
This week in stupid (the Christine O'Donnell edition) - September 18, 2010
White doesn't always make right - September 18, 2010
It's only September; things will only become progressively more weird.... - September 17, 2010
Idiocracy writ large...it's just the way the world works
Comments (1) - September 16, 2010
If Jesus didn't want you to be poor, He would have given you a job - September 16, 2010
Stay classy...or not: The Ballad of Christine O'Donnell
Comments (1) - September 16, 2010
But she's OK with (not so) subtly impugning her opponent's sexuality - September 14, 2010
Better to be thought an ignorant cracker than...oh, never mind.... - September 14, 2010
Greetings from the set of "Idiocracy II: They're scary. They're stupid. And they vote"
Comments (1) - September 14, 2010
Truth isn't stranger than fiction, it just stands up to scrutiny better - September 11, 2010
And you wonder why the terrorists have won? - September 10, 2010
When you have no ideas of your own, this is about all you can expect - September 6, 2010
You may be a Republican, but you still don't get to revise history - September 4, 2010
Doctor, could I have Bush Apology Syndrome?? - September 4, 2010
Free speech is sometimes uninformed and phenomenally ignorant speech - September 3, 2010
Six more weeks of 9.11!! Yay!! - September 3, 2010
On today's edition of "Inconvenient Historical Facts".... - September 3, 2010
Relgious freedom? Islamofascists don't need no stinkin' religious freedom!! - September 2, 2010
Where truth and objectivity go to be exchanged for hot, sensual...poetry?? - September 2, 2010
Credit where credit is due - September 1, 2010
Tax my beer and fried bacon?? Git a rope.... - September 1, 2010
Today's Wasilla Hillbillies update...verily, for the Apocalypse may already be upon us - September 1, 2010
There's ignorant. There's brain-dead. Then there's whatever the Hell this is.... - August 31, 2010
I have a dream. It doesn't apply to you. - August 30, 2010
Glenn Beck is to reason as lobotomy is to intellectual discourse - August 28, 2010
I'll be in Seattle, but if you need to know what I'll be missing...well, here's your sign
Comments (1) - August 28, 2010
Because elections ads require too damn much thinking.... - August 27, 2010
This is what happens when you preach hate - August 27, 2010
Rights? They're whatever Conservative White Christian Males want them to be. - August 26, 2010
From the "Things That Just Don't Make Sense" Department.... - August 26, 2010
Seru na vás a kone, ktoré ste sa v jazdili na
Comments (2) - August 25, 2010
More random, poorly organized thoughts on the "Ground Zero Mosque" - August 25, 2010
Freedom of speech can be, and often is, offensive speech: Exhibit A - August 24, 2010
More random, poorly organized thoughts on the "Ground Zero Mosque" - August 23, 2010
More random, poorly organized thoughts on the "Ground Zero Mosque" - August 22, 2010
Right...he's obviously a Muslim. Then how do you explain this? - August 21, 2010
So you think the terrorists haven't already won?? - August 21, 2010
More random, poorly organized thoughts on the "Ground Zero Mosque" - August 20, 2010
Some random, poorly organized thoughts on the "Ground Zero Mosque" - August 20, 2010
Why does Barack Obama hate our bananas??
Comments (1) - August 20, 2010
Today's "WTF??" moment
Comments (3) - August 19, 2010
Da Interwebs: Where you can display your ignorance, racism, and hatred for all to admire - August 19, 2010
We cannot underestimate the clear and present (yet soft and comfortable) Muslin threat - August 18, 2010
Is it wrong to want to tell him to go fornicate himself?
Comments (1) - August 18, 2010
If churches aren't good enough for Saudi Arabia, then let the inane arguments commence - August 18, 2010
The First Amendment and demagogues...like peanut butter and jelly - August 17, 2010
We honor the Constitution...as long as you're not Muslim - August 16, 2010
Nattering nabobs of negativism?? Or just Liberals expecting promises be kept?? - August 16, 2010
Don't Ask, Don't Tell: Yes, it really IS this stupid - August 15, 2010
Everything you wanted to know about "anchor babies", but were afraid to ask - August 10, 2010
Leadership? Nope, nothin' to see here...move along, sheeple.... - August 10, 2010
If you REALLY love Jesus, you can invent statistics to justify your hatred and prejudice - August 9, 2010
Anti-Muslim hysteria and bigotry: that's bulls--t - August 9, 2010
Remember, it's only "judicial activism" when a "Liberal" judge does it
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