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- April 28, 2012
Nothing says "I love you, Mom!!" like Mel Kiper's hair - April 15, 2012
It's not football unless they're wearing push-up bras, #2 - March 25, 2012
Another WWJD Public Service: What not to wear while trying to adopt a dog - March 25, 2012
Tim Tebow: Overexposed and...wait; I'm contributing to the problem, aren't I?? - March 20, 2012
If you're an athlete who wants to make a political statement, at least know what you're talking about - February 5, 2012
Who do you root for when both fan bases are insufferable? - February 5, 2012
Dear Conservatives & Teabaggers: Happy #socialistsunday...er, Super Bowl Sunday - January 23, 2012
Joe Paterno's legacy: Not what you'd think it could be - January 16, 2012
Memo to Packers fan: No, I'm really NOT feeling your pain ;-) - January 13, 2012
Tebow disapproves!! - January 13, 2012
So God's a Denver Broncos fan?? - December 23, 2011
A WWJD public service for those of you struggling with last-minute Christmas shopping - December 21, 2011
If you're wondering why I hate the Green Bay Packers, this should give you an idea - December 10, 2011
Today in sports.... - December 3, 2011
And this, kids, is why professional athletes aren't role models - November 10, 2011
Joe Paterno: The journey from football coaching god to pariah in the glare of a news cycle - November 9, 2011
Football vs. edumication: A case of backasswards priorities - November 8, 2011
It's Election Day: Vote early and often - November 6, 2011
My kid and my money go to Alabama, and...wait a minute... - October 28, 2011
Today's "WTF?" moment: You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when.... - October 26, 2011
If there's a God, may we never, EVER hear the phrase "Get in Tim Tebow's pants" again - October 24, 2011
Remember, y'all...it ain't football unless they're wearing lace panties and push-up bras - October 21, 2011
Funny thing...I feel the same way about Packers fans - October 13, 2011
Because nothing says we're mediocre and desperate like.... - October 1, 2011
Hey, when you're 6'4" and 320 lbs., you can drive anything you want - September 5, 2011
Or, as we in the trade like to call them, "Clown Suits" - August 30, 2011
It's the NFL, which means "Not For Long" if you proselytize instead of perform - March 23, 2011
What about the poor, innocent Buffalo wings?? - March 17, 2011
This is just wrong on so many levels - February 8, 2011
It's not football unless they're wearing push-up bras - February 6, 2011
This seems almost un-American.... - February 6, 2011
Puck the Fackers...or, yes, I'm a Steelers fan for a day - February 5, 2011
A $60 million example of backassward priorities
Comments (5) - January 30, 2011
Football and Socialism: Cue the Tea Party outrage in 4...3...2.... - January 25, 2011
Christians defeat Jews: Film @ 11 - January 19, 2011
Maybe they were doing their Red Sox impression? - December 28, 2010
Coming soon to a sex offender registry near you.... - December 26, 2010
So, you want to be an NFL punter? Good luck with that, Cowboy. - December 26, 2010
First, we'll kill all the lawyers.... - December 21, 2010
Not how it should end - December 21, 2010
Oohhh...that's gonna hurt.... - December 20, 2010
The NFL: Just another commercial delivery system??
Comments (4) - December 15, 2010
Back to the frozen future...again - December 8, 2010
Yes, we cave - December 7, 2010
It's all fun and games until a celebrity loses their head - December 4, 2010
No, it's not just a football game...it's the clash of Good and Evil - December 2, 2010
Much ado about less than nothing - November 28, 2010
Insert gratuitous penis joke here - November 21, 2010
Today's gratuitous picture of hot cheerleaders holding semi-automatic weapons - November 15, 2010
Greetings from Oklahoma: Where sense and reason go to die - November 14, 2010
Maybe in Green Bay, but this would't go unnoticed in Minneapolis - October 24, 2010
A handy guide to the NFL rules for violent hits - September 28, 2010
Dude, your contract is worth $100 million. STFU already. - September 9, 2010
Are you ready for some football?? - September 3, 2010
Protecting the children of Texas from the threat of...flying tortillas? - August 10, 2010
Are you ready for (something not at all resembling) football? - August 8, 2010
Emancipation Proclamation? What Emancipation Proclamation?? - August 7, 2010
Are you ready for some football? Where's the toilet paper?? - July 21, 2010
It's good to know that USC has their priorities straight, eh? - May 24, 2010
What would Jesus do? He'd run a post route...and Tebow would hit him in stride. - April 11, 2010
Now, if we could only do the same thing to the Cowboys - April 11, 2010
Is it still football if the teams play 12 men to a side??
Comments (2) - March 8, 2010
And while you're at it, A Super Bowl trophy would be nice.... ;-) - February 10, 2010
New Orleans. Sunday night. What else is there to say? - February 9, 2010
You know you've had an impact when.... - January 31, 2010
Football, apple pie...and anti-choice propaganda - January 27, 2010
Let the speculation begin, eh? - January 25, 2010
Beauty may be only skin-deep...but ugly cuts to the bone - January 20, 2010
He does look good in purple, doesn't he? - January 19, 2010
Things that bring a smile to my face, #267 - January 18, 2010
The reason why I'm so happy today ;-) - January 15, 2010
I sense some anger management issues.... - January 4, 2010
It's OK...there's no spelling test required to be a Texans fan - January 2, 2010
Sometimes, pride really does goeth before a fall - December 21, 2009
And you wonder why I like football so much? - December 18, 2009
Today's nominee for the Tasteless Advertising Hall of Fame - December 16, 2009
'Course, I wouldn't pay God $5 million a year
Comments (1) - December 14, 2009
Hey, it's not like we have to worry about a recession or anything - December 10, 2009
OK, the hero worship's overdone...but he does look good in purple
Comments (1) - December 7, 2009
Apparently the Son of God is a HUGE Tim Tebow fan - December 6, 2009
'Tis the season.... - December 4, 2009
Sometimes a pictures really IS worth a thousand words - December 1, 2009
The one thing a fan can count on - November 27, 2009
Because they failed the spelling test and couldn't get into Harvard? - November 16, 2009
And to the victors goes the...FREE POON!! - November 2, 2009
You know, he's starting to look pretty good in purple.... - October 25, 2009
If you need a reason to be a Ducks fan, you could do worse than this.... - October 10, 2009
Hey, if Raiders fans can do it, so can we...and at least we're 4-0 - October 6, 2009
The triumph of Good over Evil - September 30, 2009
You had to know it was only a matter of time, right? - September 29, 2009
Yeah, but he's 3-0 and you're still a loser...er, Packers fan - September 28, 2009
If we played "Where's Waldo?" with obscene signs.... - September 27, 2009
AGGGHHH!! MY EYES!!!!! Or, I went to a Seahawks game and a road crew broke out.
Comments (1) - September 20, 2009
Is that an image of a female reproductive organ shaved onto your chest...or are you just glad to see me? - September 13, 2009
A question for Packers fans: Would you like some cheese with that whine? - September 12, 2009
Are you ready for some football? - September 8, 2009
Because sometimes a picture really IS worth a thousand words - September 4, 2009
The winner of today's Tin Ear Award is.... - September 4, 2009
It's football season...and you know what that means - September 3, 2009
It's not a football stadium; it's an epilepsy ward - September 3, 2009
It's football season, but is our children learning? Eh, apparently not so much. - September 1, 2009
Vikings 17, Texans 10...are you ready for some football? - August 27, 2009
This is why I prefer to play golf - August 25, 2009
Today's conclusive proof of the decline and fall of Western Civilization - August 20, 2009
I'm not sure this qualifies.... - August 19, 2009
Hey, I'm a Vikings fan...and I want the guy to go back to Mississippi - August 13, 2009
This will happen about the time I'm elected Queen of England - August 4, 2009
Why? Because this is WAY more interesting than politics, that's why? ;-)
Comments (4) - April 25, 2009
You know it's time to retire when.... - February 5, 2009
Proof that, eight years later, a really bad idea is still a really bad idea - February 3, 2009
Dewey defeats Truman...in Milwaukee, anyway.... - January 29, 2009
Now what am I supposed to do during halftime?? - January 28, 2009
You know, teachers get arrested for this sort of thing - January 19, 2009
And the down side of this would be...??
Comments (1) - January 6, 2009
Memo to Oklahoma fans.... - January 4, 2009
If I was King of the World, this will be the first thing I'll outlaw - December 29, 2008
You know life is good when the Cowboys don't just lose, they embarrass themselves...on national television
Comments (3) - December 13, 2008
Uh...don't we have real problems in need of solutions??
Comments (1) - December 9, 2008
We like to call it the "Plaxico Burress Rule" - December 3, 2008
Incoherent. Incomprehensible. And, yes...built to stay that way. - December 2, 2008
What do Jay Leno and the BCS have in common? They both trade in jokes. - December 1, 2008
Silly. Unfair. And apparently built to stay that way - November 28, 2008
How (&^%$# do things have to be before we get a playoff? - November 27, 2008
If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we come up with a decent playoff system? - November 15, 2008
Live from the annual Pinhead Convention.... - October 28, 2008
Please...think about the children - October 2, 2008
A sad, depressing exercise in self-parody - August 7, 2008
Sorry, but if I want fantasy she'll come bearing knee pads, 'kay?? - April 28, 2008
You can't win a championship in April...but you certainly can get your fill of fat men in Armani suits - February 3, 2008
On this holiest of Holy Days, America celebrates it's patron saint
Comments (2) - February 2, 2008
It is, after all, only a game - January 22, 2008
Finally, conclusive proof that Packer fans display no discernible brain wave activity
Comments (1) - January 8, 2008
Better to be though a d-----bag than to be John McGrath and remove all doubt - January 7, 2008
And the buffet at Luby's is free after 3pm!! - January 1, 2008
After all, it's only a game, right? - December 28, 2007
The last time I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it - December 20, 2007
No, Virginia, not ALL athletes are spoiled, pampered thugs - December 9, 2007
Life's hard...wear a cup - December 3, 2007
Yeah...that pretty well sums things up - November 29, 2007
There's no wrong way to do the right thing...even in the NFL - November 26, 2007
Who are these guys? And what have they done with my Vikings?? - November 26, 2007
Yeah, they're a classy bunch, aren't they?? - November 21, 2007
Sure, he's an All-Pro Quarterback...but does he swallow? - November 18, 2007
There's a time and a place for that...and it's called "COLLEGE"
Comments (3) - November 11, 2007
There's no wrong way to do the right thing...but there's certainly a right way to do the wrong thing - November 6, 2007
My favorite picture from the weekend - November 4, 2007
Anyone else enjoying this as much as I am? - November 1, 2007
The only thing missing was the Stanford band
Comments (1) - October 11, 2007
Justice delayed is...oh, never mind....
Comments (4) - September 4, 2007
Nothing says it's football season like macho hype trumpeting a bad team
Comments (1) - August 21, 2007
Makes you wonder if Gene Upshaw has a conscience, doesn't it? - March 23, 2007
Let me just offer four words of caution: HE'S NOT VINCE YOUNG
Comments (2) - February 21, 2007
My childhood goes on the auction block
Comments (2) - February 4, 2007
You know it's getting to be silly when.... - February 4, 2007
And you wonder why it's called the "No Fun League"? - February 4, 2007
It's Game Day!! - January 8, 2007
Wouldn't this game be even more meaningful if it came out of a playoff?
Comments (2) - January 7, 2007
Conclusive proof of the possibility that God does indeed exist - January 4, 2007
If you want integrity and selflessness...find a priest
Comments (3) - January 3, 2007
The real reason Nick Saban is becoming the football coach at Alabama
Comments (1) - December 24, 2006
Way too much of a (formerly good) thing
Comments (1) - November 18, 2006
Party on, Garth....
Comments (1) - October 7, 2006
Just a wee bit TOO real, perhaps? - September 25, 2006
When a game is more than a game...$185 million later
Comments (5) - July 22, 2006
Party hearty.... - May 3, 2006
I look better in black and gold anyway - April 30, 2006
Inept, incompetent, and built to stay that way
Comments (1) - April 28, 2006
Change is good....
Comments (2) - April 20, 2006
And you wonder why guys look forward to football season? - February 7, 2006
Inept and built to stay that way - February 5, 2006
GO SEAHAWKS!! - January 30, 2006
Sounds as if someone may be taking themselves just a wee bit too seriously
Comments (6) - January 22, 2006
Go Seahawks!! - January 17, 2006
A choke for the ages
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (-1) - January 14, 2006
Everyone wants to rule the world. Vince actually does. - January 11, 2006
Inept, incompetent, and built to stay that way - January 5, 2006
Austin, TX: this morning's hangover capitol of the US - December 26, 2005
Be nice to me...I'm in mourning....
Comments (2) - December 12, 2005
...or are you just glad to see me?? - December 4, 2005
So, other than that, how was your trip back to Boulder? - November 28, 2005
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Comments (1) - November 26, 2005
And you thought the Super Bowl was big - November 24, 2005
So the inmates really aren't running the asylum?
Comments (3) - November 14, 2005
Inept and built to stay that way
Comments (1) - November 9, 2005
Once a DUMB@$$...forever a DUMB@$$ - November 6, 2005
Once a DUMB@$$, always a DUMB@$$ - October 31, 2005
Just another Sunday in Paradise - October 28, 2005
Isn't it about time to take a stand?
Comments (1) - February 23, 2005
Only the good die young.... - February 22, 2005
It's never too early (or too late) to savor the triumph of Good over Evil - February 6, 2005
When the gods want to punish us...they give us a Super Bowl halftime show - February 5, 2005
Let the hype begin - February 5, 2005
Ah, those were they days.... - January 16, 2005
The life of Brien - January 11, 2005
Hey, it's not like he dropped trou.... - January 2, 2005
The benefits of being (Vince) Young at heart
Comments (2) - January 1, 2005
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in, y'all.... - December 22, 2004
Do we have to wait for someone to be killed?
Comments (2) - December 5, 2004
Apparently, smart rich kids can play football - November 29, 2004
F**k the Oilers, Bud Adams, AND the horse he rode in on....
Comments (3) - November 27, 2004
Austin, we have a problem.... | TrackBacks (1) - November 17, 2004
OK, so you think your alma mater sucks....
Comments (6) - November 17, 2004
Not an excuse, but certainly an explanation
Comments (4) - October 11, 2004
You can take the boy out of Minnesota, but you can't take Minnesota out of the boy
Comments (2) - August 15, 2004
It was a VERY good day
Comments (3) - August 9, 2004
Hell hath no fury like a lord of the manor scorned by a vassal
Comments (1) - August 8, 2004
At least Dolphins fans have something new to whine about - May 29, 2004
1, 2, 3...push away from the buffet line....
Comments (1) - February 3, 2004
So the mystery guest was Janet Jackson's breast??
Comments (-3) - February 2, 2004
Hello, real world....
Comments (2) - February 1, 2004
Living the American Dream? Hell, yes.... - January 28, 2004
Stop the madness....
Comments (2) - January 26, 2004
Ever wonder what might have happened if Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Nathan Poole hadn't made that catch to beat the Vikings and keep them out of the playoffs?
Comments (2) - January 20, 2004
The Barbarians are coming....
Comments (1) - January 13, 2004
...and we're only 30 miles from Reliant Stadium - January 11, 2004
Puck the Fackers!!!!
Comments (3) - January 1, 2004
Sure, I'll get over it...someday - December 29, 2003
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in....
Comments (1) - December 18, 2003
It's not exactly the Holy Trinity, but it's as close as the NFL will ever get
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - November 29, 2003
Don't you normally fire a coach because you want to improve??
Comments (1) - November 18, 2003
Canada has it's own football league??
Comments (2) - November 16, 2003
Man, I hate it when that happens.... - November 9, 2003
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in, y'all....
Comments (3) - November 3, 2003
Good and evil? Matter and antimatter? No, it's MUCH more important than that.
Comments (2) - October 10, 2003
All is well in the Great White North
Comments (2) - September 14, 2003
New season, familiar results - September 14, 2003
And when the game is over, they can go straight to work at Wiener World
Comments (1) - September 14, 2003
Let the weeping and gnashing of teeth begin.... - September 13, 2003
Not everyone can be a winner, eh? - September 1, 2003
Are you ready for some football?? - August 10, 2003
Let the carnage begin again.... - May 9, 2003
Boys just want to have fun - April 26, 2003
Mediocre is as mediocre does.... - February 27, 2003
What have you done for me lately?
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (2) - January 29, 2003
It's good to be King
Comments (2) - January 27, 2003
No more "Yuccaneer" jokes, OK??
Comments (2) - January 22, 2003
Don't worry; they can't even spell "abstinence" - January 15, 2003
When the gods want to punish us... - January 7, 2003
Yeah, we screwed up, but you're still f****d
Comments (2) - January 5, 2003
RIP Green Bay; we hardly knew ye
Comments (3) - January 2, 2003
Let's hope Bill gets to do the grocery shopping - December 31, 2002
Can we fire Jerry, too??
Comments (2) - December 25, 2002
Talk about being ridden hard and put away wet.... - December 9, 2002
Gentlemen? Nah, these are the Packers - December 8, 2002
How in the hell did THIS happen??
Comments (1) - December 7, 2002
Time to change uniforms now. Your country awaits. - December 7, 2002
Get over yourselves.... - December 3, 2002
Integrity. Isn't this the way it is supposed to be?
Comments (1) - December 3, 2002
Sometimes, being a good person isn't enough
Comments (1) - November 24, 2002
Talk about wandering in the wilderness - November 21, 2002
This is especially true if you're a Packers fan - November 17, 2002
Pardon me for dancing on the grave, but....
Comments (2) - November 4, 2002
Baylor football or clubbing baby seals? Hmm....
Comments (1) - November 3, 2002
Well, honey, at least it wasn't a shutout - October 29, 2002
Hey, hey, we're the Bungles! (Chapter 2) - October 28, 2002
This is what it takes to get me to watch the Cowboys
Comments (1) - October 22, 2002
Turn out the lights; the party's over
Comments (2) - October 20, 2002
Hey, hey; we're the Bungles!! - October 17, 2002
It really IS just a game
Comments (1) - October 14, 2002
Taking it in the shorts, Chapter One - October 2, 2002
Misery loves company
Comments (2) - September 30, 2002
Get a roll of stamps and mail it in.... - September 25, 2002
Grow up or go back to West Virginia
Comments (3) - September 14, 2002
Are you ready for some carnage?? - September 13, 2002
Far be it from me to relish the suffering of another, but....
Comments (4) - September 12, 2002
Washed up at 22?
Comments (4) - September 12, 2002
Farewell, Johnny U
Comments (2) - September 10, 2002
News Flash: Jerry Jones fires himself. Film @ 11
Comments (3) - September 9, 2002
All that is good and pure 19, The forces of darkness and evil 10 - September 8, 2002
This week's NFL Darwin Award goes to...
Comments (3) - September 8, 2002
OK, everyone; repeat after me: "I miss Bud Adams" - September 6, 2002
The Texas Obsession
Comments (1) - September 4, 2002
Ah, Grasshopper...are you ready for some football?
Comments (5) - August 31, 2002
We don't need no stinkin' baseball!!! - August 30, 2002
Ole and Lena are going to love this kid.... - August 25, 2002
Our reality check just bounced
Comments (2) - August 24, 2002
Opening night for Bob McNair's playpen - August 19, 2002
Our world in numbers
Comments (1) - August 18, 2002
Baby steps
Comments (1) - August 18, 2002
That's got to hurt - August 12, 2002
At least SOMEONE has a winning football team - August 10, 2002
These are your education tax dollars hard at work
Comments (1) - August 8, 2002
Nice guys (hopefully) finish first - August 8, 2002
You've GOT to be kidding....
Comments (3) - August 6, 2002
Was a meaningless game really worth this? - August 6, 2002
So this is what you pay $700 million for?
Comments (2) - August 5, 2002
Let's just hope no one gets hurt
Comments (2)