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- May 4, 2012
Hand-holding: The gateway to evil, lascivious, animalistic sex - May 2, 2012
It's Tuesday, so here's something else to be miserable about - August 23, 2011
Daddy spent $30 million on my wedding...and all I got was this edible butt plug - April 9, 2011
They hate us for our freedoms...and our fast food - June 29, 2010
You have to know you spend too much time online when this seems like a good investment - June 19, 2010
Hubris and arrogance...in 1962 as it is today - May 1, 2010
Floriduh: Come for the drunk and willing coeds...stay for the oil slicks - January 10, 2010
I'll be spending the day trying to purge this image from my mind
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The Stupid Virus: Yes, we ARE living on the set of "Idiocracy 2" - November 19, 2009
This is why I don't follow Wolf Blitzer - November 5, 2009
So maybe I'll be buying that Hummer after all.... - September 19, 2009
Is our children learning? Uh, apparently not. Yay, edumication!! - May 23, 2009
Coming soon to a dollar cinema near you - March 12, 2009
Much ado about less than nothing - January 5, 2009
If it's thinly-veiled kiddie porn you're looking for, it's on Overstock.com! - January 2, 2009
If this is the biggest problem you face, life is pretty damned good, no? - January 2, 2009
Yes, we did - December 30, 2008
There's no cure for Missing White Girl Syndrome, but if caught early it can be treated and managed - December 29, 2008
Time for your hot beef injection, Billy!! - December 28, 2008
And you don't even want to know about Navy Day.... - December 24, 2008
Too much of...well, too much
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