Recently in Jesus called...He wants His religion back Category
- May 13, 2012
This is what happens when the Vatican decides that it's the first, last, and only authority - May 9, 2012
Today's "WTF??" moment: Pope Benedict XVI is unclear on the concept - May 6, 2012
Where in the Bible does it say that beating children is the Christian thing to do? - May 5, 2012
We don't hate gays; we just don't think there's any need to acknowledge their existence - April 29, 2012
Remember when Republicans feared interjecting religion into politics?? - April 26, 2012
When a Liberal does it, it's religious oppression. When a Conservative does it, it's standing up for decency. - April 25, 2012
Normally, I try not to speak ill of the dead. I'll make an exception for Chuck Colson. - April 23, 2012
If Jesus had wanted you to think for yourself, you would have been issued a penis - April 20, 2012
Mediocrity is what happens when you choose ideology over business - April 19, 2012
Better to be thought a fool than to be Bryan Fischer and...oh, never mind.... - April 18, 2012
Paul Ryan 2012: Because since when is compassion a Christian value? - April 15, 2012
Something to consider before you head off to church - April 14, 2012
Sometimes, even those who've convinced you that they represent hatefulness can surprise you - April 3, 2012
Sometimes, fighting fire with kinder fire can leave your morally bankrupt opponents defenseless - April 2, 2012
Greetings from Sodom and Gomorrah...or, as I like to call it, Oregon - March 30, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because you are what you obsess over - March 27, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: When you got nothin', rumor, innuendo, and character assassination are great options - March 21, 2012
Dennis Terry: (Not exactly) The poster boy for Christian charity, tolerance, and forgiveness - March 21, 2012
GOP 2012: Never let facts and truth trump ideology - March 20, 2012
You have to know you're a pariah when not even Rush Limbaugh will accept your ads - March 20, 2012
If you're an athlete who wants to make a political statement, at least know what you're talking about - March 17, 2012
This year's hot vacation destination for the American Taliban: Iran - March 14, 2012
Today's Moment of Holiness: Sex is dirty (only when it's done right) - March 14, 2012
Today in the war on women: "If you just stopped having sex, we wouldn't have this problem" - March 6, 2012
Today's hot new meme: "Who Said It- Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei or Rick Santorum?" - March 4, 2012
GOP 2012: Riding Jesus to the finish line like a rented mule - March 4, 2012
For your consideration, a dissenting view on Christianity. Discuss. - March 2, 2012
So, Christianity and compassion really are mutually exclusive? - March 2, 2012
Franklin Graham: A case of the apple falling nowhere near the tree - March 1, 2012
Franklin Graham: Jesus may love you, but most of us you're a [insert pejorative genital reference here] - February 29, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: A President for the ages- The Dark Ages - February 28, 2012
(Understandably) Rejected Rick Santorum campaign posters, #43 - February 28, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because pissing off the Dutch is an epic win - February 26, 2012
So you're wondering why the Catholic Church opposes birth control? Wonder no more. - February 26, 2012
Christianity: The official religion of the USA!! USA!! USA!! - February 26, 2012
A lesson Franklin Graham should have learned from his father - February 23, 2012
Bob McDonnell 2012: Not just VP, but Chief Executioner for the American Taliban - February 22, 2012
Children don't hate naturally; they're taught to hate by adults - February 22, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because Godwin's Law doesn't apply to Social Conservatives - February 20, 2012
If (when) America is taken over by the American Taliban.... - February 19, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because Catholicism can be used when convenient and ignored otherwise - February 19, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because he'll be the President of ALL (White, Socially Conservative, and Christian) Americans - February 18, 2012
GOP 2012: Because hypocrisy in the service of lust for power is no vice...or is it?? - February 17, 2012
Casual Sex Friday: Someone's a wee bit too concerned with other people's sex lives - February 16, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: If God wanted you to have human rights, you'd have been born Republican - February 15, 2012
Orrin Hatch: Not intended to be a factual Conservative - February 12, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Who needs laws? We have Leviticus!! - February 12, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: If marriage laws were based on Leviticus - February 12, 2012
Today's editions of the Hyper-religious Follies - February 11, 2012
Lie, damned lies, and theocracy - February 5, 2012
Today's editions of the Hyper-religious Follies - February 2, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Ladies, why worry about controlling your body when he'll do it for you? - February 2, 2012
Now that Oklahoma's banned Sharia, aborted fetuses in food seems the next logical target - February 1, 2012
In Sam Brownback's uber-Jesus-y Kansas, constitutionality is optional - January 30, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because Christians really ARE an oppressed majority - January 29, 2012
Who Would Jesus Hate? Just ask Patrick Wooden. - January 22, 2012
My problem with religion: A question with more than one answer - January 22, 2012
Memo to Social Conservatives: In American, Christians can't be an oppressed majority - January 21, 2012
Purity Bear: the more godly and moral (not to mention creepy) brother of Pedobear - January 18, 2012
If Social Conservatives want to be relevant, meeting in Brenham, TX, isn't a great way to start - January 15, 2012
Jesus to Republicans: "If you loved me, you would" - January 13, 2012
Tebow disapproves!! - January 13, 2012
So God's a Denver Broncos fan?? - January 12, 2012
Nothing says "Super Bowl" like images of bloody aborted fetuses surrounded by religious icons - January 9, 2012
Lie, damned lies...and Rick Santorum's love of all things Gay - January 8, 2012
BTW...America isn't a Christian nation. It's a secular nation with a Christian majority. Big difference, no? - January 8, 2012
Today on "Spreading Santorum"...When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - January 8, 2012
Choosing your religion: A WWJD Public Service - January 7, 2012
Today on "Spreading Santorum"...Hypocrisy goes mainstream - January 7, 2012
Seriously...can we talk about Rick Santorum? - January 7, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: We need a President who will kill things for no apparent reason - January 6, 2012
Today on "Spreading Santorum".... - January 3, 2012
God's miracles: Evidently only available to White Teapublicans - January 2, 2012
Rick Perry: "Women should be considered sperm receptacles...and that's why I'm running for President" - January 1, 2012
Rick-rolling...or, why a President's surname shouldn't be a euphemism for the remnants of a sexual act - January 1, 2012
"I fear Christians; they are so unlike your Christ...." - December 31, 2011
I wonder how much 200 foreskins is worth when you factor in inflation? - December 23, 2011
A WWJD public service for those of you struggling with last-minute Christmas shopping - December 23, 2011
Jingo Bells...Jingo Bells...Jingo All The Way...Oh, What Fun It Is...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - December 19, 2011
Wealth redistribution: The Pope's for it; how 'bout the Catholic Church leads the way? - December 19, 2011
If you believe in it, it's apostasy; if I believe in it, it's The One True Religion - December 17, 2011
How is giving up coffee or French Fries supposed to hasten the end of abortion? - December 15, 2011
Somewhere warm and breezy, Jesus weeps into his Dos Equis.... - December 14, 2011
Look up "intellectual" in the Republican Dictionary, and you'll see a picture of Rick Perry - December 12, 2011
Rick Perry: And you thought it was easy hating Gays - December 9, 2011
Rick Perry 2012: If You Ain't Got Jesus, You Ain't [expletive deleted] - December 8, 2011
Something you never, EVER want to see Jesus on - December 7, 2011
"When I'm President, I'll end Obama's war on our ability to hate Gays, non-Christians, Liberals, and...." - December 4, 2011
It's called "Separation of Church and State" for a reason - December 4, 2011
Memo to the party of family values: Newt Gingrich? Really? Is hypocrisy no longer a burden? - December 2, 2011
A Liberal guide to winning the debate on same-sex marriage - November 28, 2011
The real news story is that someone actually wants to live in Indiana - November 18, 2011
Creationism 101 with Prof. Lewis Black - November 16, 2011
The GOP: The party of pain, punishment, misery, and death - November 13, 2011
If this is what's to be done in Jesus' name, then I'm a proud non-Christian - November 12, 2011
Today's example of (not exactly) Conservative Christian tolerance - November 10, 2011
Man, I had NO idea Satan was on the ballot in Mississippi - November 8, 2011
Being a Republican means being able to give free reign to your hatred and prejudice - November 4, 2011
Religion should not be a smokescreen for child abuse and murder - October 30, 2011
What a friend we have in Cheesus - October 30, 2011
Today's dispatch from the War on Halloween - October 29, 2011
Social Conservatives declare war on women: Film at 11 - October 23, 2011
It's not about the economy, stupid...it's about abortion and gay rights - October 23, 2011
Perhaps God isn't a Republican after all.... - October 21, 2011
There's this little thing I like to call "Separation of Church and State" - October 9, 2011
Better to be thought a fool than to be Bryan Fischer and...oh, never mind.... - October 3, 2011
Rick Perry: Profiles In Lack Of Compassionate Leadership - October 2, 2011
Somewhere warm and breezy, Jesus weeps into his Corona.... - October 2, 2011
Karma can be a real...well, you know.... - October 2, 2011
It was "The 10 Commandments", not the "The 10 Suggestions" - October 1, 2011
Child abuse: religious dogma is not superior to the health and well-being of a child - September 25, 2011
Does God have a flan for me?? - September 25, 2011
How is Rick Perry like Chuck Norris? - September 20, 2011
Memo to Fred Phelps: Foo you.... ;-) - September 19, 2011
Smart people understand that hearing the voice of God usually means they forgot to take their medication - September 18, 2011
Evidently, God really DOES speak to Rick Perry - September 10, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#8) - September 9, 2011
I always thought Jesus would be an iPhone guy - September 8, 2011
Casual hookups: It's What Jesus Would Do - September 4, 2011
Meet the 2012 Christocrat standard bearer: "Like Bush only without the brains" - September 2, 2011
If you don't pay attention, this is what we could end up with - September 1, 2011
Memo to Republicans: Denying reality doesn't make it any less real - September 1, 2011
How is it that evil, crazy, and unbalanced all got seats at the table? (#5) - August 31, 2011
Funny thing how God always seems to agree with the Dominionist zealots, isn't it? - August 30, 2011
It's the NFL, which means "Not For Long" if you proselytize instead of perform - August 30, 2011
Who needs science? Wee haz Jesus!! - August 28, 2011
Ah, behold the power of prayer.... - August 28, 2011
Funny thing how God always seems to agree with the zealots, isn't it? - August 22, 2011
A picture can be worth a thousand words: Rick Perry edition - August 7, 2011
Hypocrisy: it's (not exactly) What Jesus Would Do - August 6, 2011
Happy Hypocritefest 2011!! Party responsibly; It's What Jesus Would Do - July 31, 2011
Jesus may love you...but everyone else thinks you're a complete dick - July 29, 2011
This actually just might be What Jesus Would Do - July 17, 2011
The GOP: Dragging America kicking and screaming back to the 1930s - July 13, 2011
No, I didn't sleep with the Sun God demon...but thanks for asking - July 9, 2011
When women are considered property, this is about all you can expect - July 3, 2011
Hmm...I didn't realize America was lost, but OK.... - July 3, 2011
No, Jesus didn't major in Randian Ethics at Regent University - June 28, 2011
The reason why a Texas Republican shouldn't be President - June 2, 2011
Here's the thing about religious extremism, intimidation, and murder: it works - June 1, 2011
Hatred and religious bigotry- yer doon it rong (Chapter 2) - May 30, 2011
A very good argument for freedom of speech - May 29, 2011
Yeah, that was awkward...but there's always October 21st, no? - May 29, 2011
That would explain the stripper pole next to the pulpit - May 29, 2011
The Almighty: You won't like Him when He's angry - May 22, 2011
It's the end of the world as we know it, and [insert Rapture here].... - May 18, 2011
Just in time for the end of the world on Saturday!! - May 15, 2011
Great for bachelorette parties...and teaching Christian values to your kids - May 12, 2011
The best argument you'll hear today for the separation of Church and State - May 9, 2011
Rapture II: This time, it's personal (we think) - May 8, 2011
It's a bird!! It's a plane!! No, it's GodMan!! - May 8, 2011
Good reasons to go to church - May 1, 2011
Something that won't be on the menu at the church social - May 1, 2011
So, you're been wondering what's been going on in the back pews? - April 24, 2011
Who says religion can't be practical? - April 24, 2011
Great...now the Baptists are stealing marketing slogans from the Catholic Church - April 24, 2011
What the Last Supper really looked like - April 19, 2011
The real threat facing America.... - April 2, 2011
Presented without comment...because sometimes reality is amusing enough - March 27, 2011
On a quiet Sunday morning, a little Pole Dancing For Jesus...and it figures it would be in Houston - February 19, 2011
Setting the record straight - February 17, 2011
Dragging the Catholic Church into the 21st century - February 8, 2011
Sometimes, the jokes really do write themselves.... - January 21, 2011
Just a pinch between the cheek and gums.... - January 14, 2011
Unfortunately, He apparently didn't have the foresight to provide a boat - December 25, 2010
A holy war just might solve this problem
Comments (2) - December 25, 2010
What a friend we have in Cheesus (Christmas edition) - December 23, 2010
Finally...Obama's insidious plot has been revealed
Comments (2) - December 22, 2010
The American Taliban and their War on Christmas - December 22, 2010
A WWJD Christmas public service...you can thank me later - December 21, 2010
Virginia is for haters - December 14, 2010
Today's "WTF??" moment: truly, deeply disturbing mental imagery
Comments (2) - December 12, 2010
You'd think She could at least wait until after the Stanley Cup Finals - December 8, 2010
The latest casualty in the War on Christmas: Gretchen Carlson - December 5, 2010
Separation of Church and State? That's for losers and Liberals. - November 28, 2010
Yeah...yours really is bigger - November 21, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - November 18, 2010
What would Jesus do? He'd kick Bryan Fischer's hateful ass. - November 14, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - November 13, 2010
How much is enough? When does the time to act become...now?? - November 12, 2010
The #1 threat to humanity: UNBELIEVING BEARS!!! - November 7, 2010
Mine's bigger than yours- my statue of Jesus, of course - November 7, 2010
Facts? We don't need no stinkin' facts! We got Jesus!! - November 7, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - November 5, 2010
Is this the sort of prejudice we want in someone who would be President? - October 31, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - October 30, 2010
Karma can be a real b---h, eh? - October 29, 2010
Being a brain-dead zealot doesn't mean you win the debate
Comments (1) - October 28, 2010
When you do it, it's treason. When I do it, it's standing up for freedom.
Comments (1) - October 25, 2010
No, we're not intolerant zealots. We just...well, OK, actually we ARE intolerant zealots. - October 24, 2010
My kind, loving, and benevolent God can kick your wimpy, ineffectual God's @$$ - October 24, 2010
Prophecy, when properly executed, is indistinguishable from lunacy - October 24, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - October 17, 2010
In a perfect world.... - October 17, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - October 16, 2010
Beware the evil, America-hating Muslim agenda. Or not. - October 13, 2010
When you think of spiritual warfare as actual warfare...this is what you get
Comments (1) - October 12, 2010
Free speech can be (and often is) grossly offensive speech - October 10, 2010
Little known fact: Jesus Christ was a HUGE fan of Ayn Rand
Comments (1) - October 10, 2010
Didn't someone once call it "the opiate of the masses"? - October 10, 2010
What Would Jesus Drink? - October 10, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - October 10, 2010
Nothing says "awareness" quite like a pink Jesus
Comments (1) - October 7, 2010
Just another (not so) small government Social Conservative showing his true colors - October 5, 2010
She'd go to Washington and do what you'd do- criminalize masturbation - October 5, 2010
If Republican Jesus wanted you to be considered valuable, you'd have been born male
Comments (1) - October 3, 2010
So which one is the real Christian? - October 3, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - October 3, 2010
Because, as any REAL American knows, God is a Conservative Republican - September 30, 2010
Teh stoopid...it burnz!!! - September 29, 2010
Breaking news from the People's Dominionist Theocracy of Texas
Comments (1) - September 27, 2010
Truth? That's for losers and Liberals.... - September 26, 2010
A convincing argument for the separation of Church and State - September 26, 2010
Happy Hypocrisy Theology Sunday!! - September 26, 2010
Not what I want for Christmas - September 26, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (1) - September 26, 2010
Something to ponder on a Sunday morning - September 22, 2010
Evil, demagoguery, self-righteous arrogance, and the Politics of Pretty (cont.) - September 21, 2010
I'm Christine O'Donnell...and I approved this message - September 21, 2010
The gift that just keeps on giving....
Comments (1) - September 20, 2010
Isn't it about time you knew what your red herring actually represents? - September 19, 2010
Jesus called...He's demanding his religion back - September 19, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (3) - September 19, 2010
Why do Gays and Lesbians persecute Christians so?? ;-) - September 18, 2010
Evil, demagoguery, self-righteous arrogance, and the Politics of Pretty - September 18, 2010
This week in stupid (the Christine O'Donnell edition) - September 18, 2010
It's only September; things will only become progressively more weird.... - September 17, 2010
Brave defenders of the faith - September 17, 2010
Idiocracy writ large...it's just the way the world works
Comments (1) - September 16, 2010
If Jesus didn't want you to be poor, He would have given you a job - September 16, 2010
Stay classy...or not: The Ballad of Christine O'Donnell
Comments (1) - September 16, 2010
This morning's ode to Christine O'Donnell ;-) - September 16, 2010
Cue Bill Donohue going nuclear in 4...3...2.... ;-) - September 14, 2010
Truth isn't stranger than fiction, it just stands up to scrutiny better - September 13, 2010
Good 1, Texas Taliban 0
Comments (2) - September 13, 2010
Ignorance of reality does not negate said reality - September 13, 2010
Uh, wait...the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team was Catholic?? - September 12, 2010
It must be horrible being an oppressed majority - September 12, 2010
In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Ghost...breakfast is served - September 12, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - September 12, 2010
Jesus 2.0 - September 12, 2010
Because faith trumps EVERYTHING...even rational thought - September 8, 2010
An unintended, but effective, argument for atheism
Comments (1) - September 5, 2010
Somewhere warm and breezy, Jesus weeps into his Corona - September 5, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (1) - September 5, 2010
It's not bigotry and hatred when a Christian does it - September 3, 2010
Relgious freedom? Islamofascists don't need no stinkin' religious freedom!! - August 29, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (1) - August 29, 2010
Hatred is offensive...but it can be funny if properly exploited - August 28, 2010
The only thing missing was a call to kill all Infidels and Unbelievers - August 27, 2010
What a friend we have in Cheesus - August 26, 2010
Seru na vás a kone, ktoré ste sa v jazdili na
Comments (2) - August 22, 2010
Better to be thought an intolerant, Jesus-y wingnut than to be Franklin Graham - August 22, 2010
So much to hate...so little time (American Taliban edition)
Comments (1) - August 22, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - August 22, 2010
Hold your nose and exercise your right to prove that God's a Republican - August 22, 2010
Right...he's obviously a Muslim. Then how do you explain this? - August 20, 2010
Some random, poorly organized thoughts on the "Ground Zero Mosque" - August 17, 2010
We honor the Constitution...as long as you're not Muslim - August 17, 2010
It's been said that living well is the best revenge.... - August 15, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (2) - August 14, 2010
Freedom of religion: if they wanted it, they'd be Christians
Comments (1) - August 13, 2010
Joan Heffington: Righteous, Jesus-y, and (not quite) just what Kansas needs - August 13, 2010
First Amendment 1, Eric Cantor 0 - August 10, 2010
If you REALLY love Jesus, you can invent statistics to justify your hatred and prejudice - August 9, 2010
Remember, it's only "judicial activism" when a "Liberal" judge does it
Comments (1) - August 8, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - August 4, 2010
Another victory for reason and freedom of thought? - August 3, 2010
So...remind me again how marriage is under attack??
Comments (2) - August 1, 2010
Today's judgmental, Jesus-y Zealot of the Day is.... - August 1, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - August 1, 2010
Arrogance, ignorance, and Christianity...same as it's ever been - July 28, 2010
If God's a Republican, can we blame him for Kansas??
Comments (3) - July 28, 2010
Never apologize any more than necessary to fool the Sheeple - July 28, 2010
Yessirree, this oughta show them idolators that America LOVES Jesus!! - July 25, 2010
When presented with ignorant zealots, why not have some fun at their expense? - July 25, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (1) - July 22, 2010
The American Taliban outdoes itself - July 18, 2010
Today's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (1) - July 18, 2010
Something to think about on a Sunday morning - July 16, 2010
Misogyny...Oppression...Corruption...Today's Catholic Church - July 11, 2010
This week's rich, creamy Jesus-y goodness
Comments (1) - July 9, 2010
And if elected, I will decree that all Liberals be summarily executed by firing squad
Comments (3) - July 7, 2010
Somehow, I think this just might be what Jesus would do - July 4, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (1) - June 30, 2010
Pamela Gorman: hotter, a better shot, and WAY more Jesus-y than you! - June 27, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (1) - June 20, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (1) - June 18, 2010
Remember, it's not paranoia if you're a Christian and the government's out to kill you - June 13, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - June 12, 2010
I certainly hope they're talking about God.... - June 7, 2010
People unclear on the concept of...symbolism
Comments (1) - June 6, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - June 2, 2010
What's good for the goose is...oh, fuhgeddaboudit.... - May 30, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - May 29, 2010
NOT a good reason to become a Christian - May 28, 2010
Hatred: helping to put the "fun" in fundamentalism since the Crusades - May 27, 2010
If you can't win with facts, lies and fear-mongering are always good options - May 25, 2010
No self-respecting woman would get near him.... - May 23, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness
Comments (1) - May 19, 2010
Holier than thou...and built to stay that way - May 17, 2010
If King is right, there should be no Christian churches near the Murrah Federal Building in OKC - May 16, 2010
This week's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness - May 11, 2010
A communique from the "Catholicism isn't the only authority on guilt" department.... - May 11, 2010
Memo to the overly Jesus-y: feel free to bring the faux outrage any time
Comments (2) - May 9, 2010
And now for today's rich, creamy, Jesus-y goodness.... - May 8, 2010
He's not perfect. Just forgiven. And a hypocrite. - May 7, 2010
If Franklin Graham is a Christian, I'm the Queen of England
Comments (2) - May 4, 2010
Land of the free...home of the Conservative White Christians - April 14, 2010
On sale now in the Vatican gift shop - April 13, 2010
Texas Republicans: now with more Jesus-y goodness!!
Comments (4) - April 12, 2010
Jesus quoting Glenn Beck? Or the other way around? - April 12, 2010
Time to call the Vatican what it is: a cult - April 7, 2010
Now available in ribbed and extra holy - April 5, 2010
Because my imaginary friend in the sky told me to.... - April 2, 2010
Let's call it what it is: domestic terrorism
Comments (1) - March 31, 2010
And now you know.... - March 30, 2010
A good reason why "Christian" and "militia" don't belong in the same sentence - March 30, 2010
The Catholic Church: a pedophile's Paradise
Comments (1) - March 24, 2010
A grateful nation offers a heartfelt "Thank you!" to an anonymous hero - March 8, 2010
Today's outstanding Vatican Gay Sex Scandal photo FAIL - March 6, 2010
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a dick - March 5, 2010
So, the difference between these folks and the Taliban would be....?
Comments (8) - February 26, 2010
Sometimes the jokes...well, they just write themselves....
Comments (5) - February 26, 2010
Please stop using Jesus as an excuse to be an ass - February 5, 2010
God's not too crazy about me, either - January 26, 2010
We salute you, "Mr. Calling Down The Wrath of God Man" - January 17, 2010
Sometimes, blind hatred just isn't enough - January 14, 2010
Another shining example of Christian compassion and charity - January 9, 2010
And this is why having an imaginary friend is such a good thing - January 4, 2010
Today in W.T.F. - December 26, 2009
Remember, the celebration doesn't begin until the Pope's on his ass
Comments (3) - December 19, 2009
The latest salvo in the War on Christmas - December 16, 2009
Me? I'm eagerly awaiting the Second Coming of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.... - December 15, 2009
It'a all about peace, love, and understanding...right?? - December 15, 2009
If you don't believe in Santa.... - December 12, 2009
So...hatred is a Christian value? Or just a Republican one?
Comments (1) - December 11, 2009
If you can't fix 'em, indoctrinate 'em - December 2, 2009
It's the reason for the season...virulent self-righteousness, that is - December 2, 2009
Now you too can claim martyrdom as you oppress those who believe differently - November 23, 2009
For their God is a vindictive, mean-spirited, intolerant SOB
Comments (1) - November 13, 2009
Yeah, but can Jesus run the two-minute offense?
Comments (2) - November 11, 2009
Pat said it, I believe it, that settles it...right?
Comments (1) - November 10, 2009
You had to know it was only a matter of time.... - November 3, 2009
Somewhere warm and breezy, Jesus weeps into his Corona - November 2, 2009
Since when is hatred a Christian value? - October 28, 2009
Fundamentalism: (n.) License to hold others to standards you would never hold yourself to
Comments (2) - October 27, 2009
Looks like someone's off his medication again.... - October 16, 2009
Mother Teresa: heretic and instrument of Satan??
Comments (1) - October 12, 2009
So what will they replace the New Testament with? - September 27, 2009
It's what Jesus would have me do.... - September 26, 2009
It's down to the wire.... - September 25, 2009
Too stupid for words....
Comments (3) - September 24, 2009
Something to think about - September 11, 2009
Well, the Almighty DOES look a lot like Dale Jr. - September 1, 2009
...and Jesus wept - August 26, 2009
Thanks for ruining a good idea - August 21, 2009
Perhaps the Founding Fathers knew what they were doing? - August 19, 2009
If you think religion is...well, silly...then this one's for you - August 17, 2009
'Cuz God is love, no? - July 28, 2009
With "experts" like these, who needs edumication? - July 27, 2009
Newsmax: news for those who think Fox Noise Channel is too godlessly Liberal - July 14, 2009
So religion really IS the opiate of the masses? - July 8, 2009
Free speech is a good thing...except when it's not
Comments (1) - June 17, 2009
And it's ready in no time flat - June 12, 2009
Twisted logic in the service of hatred
Comments (2) - June 10, 2009
What Would Jesus Do? He'd blow their #$!& away! - June 9, 2009
Thou shalt not kill...unless it's for a good and righteous cause - June 6, 2009
A very good question - June 5, 2009
And the difference between the Taliban and Operation Rescue would be...? - June 5, 2009
Memo to the Religious Right - June 3, 2009
Isn't it interesting that the same people who are "pro-life" also vehemently support the death penalty? - June 2, 2009
If Randall Terry is a Christian, then I'm the Queen of England - June 2, 2009
And Jesus wept.... - June 1, 2009
How about we finally exercise some honesty?
Comments (3) - May 31, 2009
Ah, so this is what they mean by "Pro-Life"
Comments (2) - May 26, 2009
Willya just secede already and be done with it?
Comments (1) - May 25, 2009
It's SO much easier when God is on your side - May 20, 2009
Barack Obama...as defined by the Religious Right - May 19, 2009
What would Jesus eat? - May 19, 2009
As long as we're requiring honesty.... - May 10, 2009
Being a Christian doesn't have to mean being a dick, Mr. Robertson
Comments (1) - April 30, 2009
Yes, it's true; God really IS a Republican
Comments (2) - April 24, 2009
Most. Inappropriate. Logo. EVER.
Comments (1) - April 20, 2009
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a flaming dickweed
Comments (1) - April 14, 2009
First, do no harm...yeah, right....
Comments (1) - April 12, 2009
So God really is a Republican?
Comments (1) - April 9, 2009
Some people really are more equal than others, eh?
Comments (1) - April 7, 2009
Who can we hate and marginalize next?? - March 31, 2009
If this is about the teachings of Jesus Christ, I'm the Queen of England - March 30, 2009
Putting the "us" in "uterus" since the time of Jesus Christ
Comments (1) - March 16, 2009
Lord, save me from your followers
Comments (2) - March 9, 2009
So where is it written that Jesus said women are property??
Comments (2) - March 7, 2009
You can have my iPhone when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers
Comments (2) - March 4, 2009
I didn't know that "hypocrisy" could be spelled with "G", "O", and "P"
Comments (5) - March 2, 2009
Christianity...yer doon it rong - February 14, 2009
You may be a sanitary engineer now, but you're still picking up garbage - January 30, 2009
Get a rope.... - January 26, 2009
Something to think about.... - January 18, 2009
You know you're reaching when.... - January 17, 2009
Way too logical, don'tchathink?? - January 14, 2009
And they're all Godless Communists!! - January 13, 2009
So...what's the Catholic word for "fatwa"?? - January 12, 2009
Uh...Pastor? Next time, try the decaf, 'kay?? And your meds.... - December 27, 2008
But good Catholics don't...right?? - December 26, 2008
I will miss the glorious War on Christmas.... - December 25, 2008
Uh...so the way to save Christmas is to treat it like Halloween?? - December 25, 2008
Rick Warren: misquoted, misunderstood...but still a hateful, unintentionally hilarious bigot and homophobe - December 25, 2008
Ah...the joys of a free market economy - December 21, 2008
Of course, hate requires far less effort.... - December 21, 2008
Better to be thought an ignornant, hateful fool than to be Rick Warren and remove all doubt - December 19, 2008
Another convincing argument for atheism
Comments (1) - December 14, 2008
The legal definition of marriage if Mormons made the law - December 12, 2008
If we wanted you to think, we'd educate you...oh, wait....
Comments (1) - December 11, 2008
Jesus loves me, this I know...for the voices tell me so - December 10, 2008
This is what happens when Republican theocrats think - December 7, 2008
The death of Christian charity and tolerance - December 5, 2008
This message was brought to you by the same fine folks who brought you Proposition 8 - November 21, 2008
It's not like they're real people or anything.... - November 20, 2008
So...if we killed a few off, then we'd have a problem?? - November 19, 2008
Yep...nothing says "Merry Christmas" quite like burning a cross on your porch
Comments (1) - November 17, 2008
People unclear on the concept, #42 - November 16, 2008
Ah, hypocrisy...truly a lost art these days, no?
Comments (1) - November 16, 2008
He wasn't much of a goalie, either
Comments (1) - November 15, 2008
Jesus, save me from your followers - November 12, 2008
Insightful leadership and policy-making in action...or not
Comments (1) - November 11, 2008
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a dickweed
Comments (2) - November 11, 2008
Sometimes, self-parody is it's own reward - November 10, 2008
If you were looking for an argument to support atheism...well, here's your sign
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - November 9, 2008
And you wonder why public education in Texas is so completely FUBAR??
Comments (1) - November 2, 2008
Jesus, save me from your followers...PLEASE.... - October 30, 2008
So much for that whole "Don't worship graven images" thing....
Comments (1) - October 22, 2008
Jesus really is a Republican - October 20, 2008
I've been to Hell. It looks just like the Bolivar Peninsula
Comments (1) - October 8, 2008
Something that ought to make a fundie's head explode
Comments (1) - September 21, 2008
If it's Sunday, I must be in Paradi...er, Houston
Comments (2) - September 17, 2008
What would Jesus do? He'd kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out. - September 12, 2008
If you insist on remaining this aggressively and willfully stupid, should you even be allowed to vote?
Comments (1) - August 29, 2008
Oooh...Benny's not gonna like this one. Nope, not one l'il bit.... - August 28, 2008
Eww...now I'm going to have to spend the rest of the day trying to get this image out of my mind - August 26, 2008
This is what happens when Christians engage in inadvertent self-parody - August 26, 2008
Yeah, yours probably is bigger than mine - August 14, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Michele Bachmann and remove all doubt...repeatedly - August 13, 2008
Yessiree...this is what happens when you push that there Gay Agenda thingee.... - August 13, 2008
So does my uncle Al, but he's doing 15-30 for child sexual abuse - August 10, 2008
With friends like these, who needs enemas?? - July 31, 2008
Putting the "fun" back into "Fundamentalism" - July 15, 2008
You just had to know that this was coming.... - July 9, 2008
Because hatred doesn't do much for a company's stock price - July 8, 2008
'Tain't the heat...it's the stupidity
Comments (11) - July 6, 2008
Some of us wouldn't so much as walk to the bathroom for this - July 2, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Steven Baldwin and remove all doubt - June 29, 2008
...and Jesus wept- for good reason
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (-1) - June 18, 2008
Hey, opportunity is what you make of it, no??
Comments (-1) - June 3, 2008
What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?
Comments (-1)| TrackBacks (-1) - May 18, 2008
But Heaven help you if you decide to have an abortion
Comments (-1) - May 12, 2008
On today's episode of "People unclear on the concept".... - April 30, 2008
Freedom of religion...as long as that religion is Christianity
Comments (1) - April 30, 2008
There's more than one way to circumnavigate the separation of Church and State - April 27, 2008
Somewhere, Dana Carvey is smiling.... - April 26, 2008
Methinks perhaps someone's been spending way too much time watching the "700 Club" - April 22, 2008
If walks like a Nazi and talks like a Nazi....
Comments (-1) - April 22, 2008
If your "religion" can be mentioned in the same breath as "child abuse", you've pretty much forfeited your "right" to parenthood - April 21, 2008
And this was just the morning session.... - April 20, 2008
Being ashamed means never actually have to take any concrete steps - April 12, 2008
Europe: the new Tennessee?
Comments (-1) - April 10, 2008
Land of the free, home of the White - April 6, 2008
Deja vu all over again - March 31, 2008
That "boom" you heard was my head exploding
Comments (3) - March 25, 2008
It's only religious oppression when other people do it
Comments (2) - March 24, 2008
....and Jesus wept - March 22, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Michele Bachmann and remove all doubt
Comments (1) - March 17, 2008
Hey, it's worked for Barack Obama.... - March 14, 2008
Please tell me that this isn't the sort of wingnuttery we want in the Oval Office - March 3, 2008
So, God really is a Republican? - March 3, 2008
You know that whole "Christian Love and Charity" thing? Never mind....
Comments (4) - March 2, 2008
Don'tcha just love it when religious zealots devour their young?
Comments (1) - February 27, 2008
What about the children?? Oh, the humanity....
Comments (3) - February 14, 2008
If you find yourself wondering why Christians have a reputation for bigotry and racism.... - February 7, 2008
And the problem with this would be...??? - January 25, 2008
One of these clowns is destined to explode...hopefully soon - January 24, 2008
This is why Mike Huckabee has no business being President
Comments (1) - January 21, 2008
And the troglodytes shall always walk among us.... - January 20, 2008
So we've come to this, have we?
Comments (2) - January 18, 2008
Ignorant, self-righteous, and built to stay that way
Comments (3) - January 16, 2008
Jesus loves me, this I know...for my Principal told me so during homeroom prayers
Comments (2) - January 16, 2008
And on the seventh day he'll rest - January 5, 2008
Now, if he could just give me some winning lottery numbers....
Comments (1) - January 4, 2008
Since when are hatred and divisiveness Christian values? - January 3, 2008
Jesus...coming soon to an inanimate object near you - January 2, 2008
Oops! My bad!! I may have been off by a year or two....
Comments (1) - December 30, 2007
Linda Blair could not be reached for comment - December 28, 2007
Hey, it worked for this guy.... - December 24, 2007
Well, there goes my Christmas - December 24, 2007
It's called "Education"...NOT "Indoctrination" - December 22, 2007
Time to get our priorities straight, don'tchathink?? - December 22, 2007
Every good Christian will have one of these on their tree this Christmas
Comments (1) - December 21, 2007
Yes, you too can earn a Master's degree in Radical Dominionist Creation Theology
Comments (4) - December 18, 2007
Because if you love Jesus, you don't ask uncomfortable and inconvenient questions - December 17, 2007
Lies, damn lies, and religion - December 15, 2007
Time to summon the Flying Spaghetti Monster - December 15, 2007
Hey, where do I sign up?? - December 8, 2007
You just had to know this was coming.... - December 5, 2007
Oddly enough, God apparently isn't a college basketball fan. Who knew??
Comments (3) - December 2, 2007
Uh...so the Crusades were just a minor "oops"??
Comments (3) - December 1, 2007
Don't we already have one religion invented by L. Ron Hubbard?
Comments (2) - November 30, 2007
Every now and again, I miss Texas...for all the wrong reasons
Comments (11) - November 30, 2007
Stupidity may be more powerful than we imagined - November 30, 2007
Well, it does run through Hell...er, Dallas
Comments (2) - November 25, 2007
Be afraid...be VERY afraid
Comments (1) - November 17, 2007
So who's on top? - November 16, 2007
Lying, cheating, and stealing in the name of Our Lord - November 15, 2007
Ah, Schadenfreude...thou art a cruel and highly entertaining mistress
Comments (4) - November 15, 2007
Yes, the continuing persecution of intolerant, anti-choice Christians continues unabated - November 13, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - November 9, 2007
What would Jesus do? Well, I don't think it would involve decrying the "slutification of America" - November 5, 2007
Silliness by any other name is still silliness - November 2, 2007
You might be an @$$wipe and a religious zealot, but you still have free speech rights
Comments (7) - October 31, 2007
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being an unmitigated @$$wipe - October 23, 2007
So, 90% of all women are condemned to burn in the everlasting fires of Hell before age 45?
Comments (1) - October 22, 2007
Hmm...perhaps Jesus really IS a Republican.... - October 20, 2007
Burning in Hell, perhaps?
Comments (4) - October 19, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (4) - October 17, 2007
So, God's a Democrat, then?? - October 15, 2007
Blasphemy with an electric guitar
Comments (1) - October 14, 2007
Different = bad
Comments (2) - October 13, 2007
Jesus told me to hate you
Comments (2) - October 12, 2007
Yes, but it was all in the service of our Lord...and at least he was using protection
Comments (1) - October 10, 2007
What would Jesus do?? I think he'd be kicking @$$ & taking names....
Comments (1) - October 7, 2007
The only rats left on the sinking ship
Comments (1) - October 1, 2007
Yeah, and I'd prefer a President who wasn't a self-serving asswipe
Comments (3) - September 27, 2007
Stop me if I'm enjoying this a wee bit too much
Comments (1) - September 23, 2007
How can a majority reasonably claim to be oppressed??
Comments (4) - August 26, 2007
Once a (&^%$#@ hypocrite, always Ted Haggard
Comments (1) - August 26, 2007
What would Jesus do?? I think he'd be kicking someone's @$$....
Comments (1) - August 23, 2007
Parody? Deadly serious? Is there a difference?
Comments (2) - August 12, 2007
Just think what might be accomplished if this sort of energy was used for something positive
Comments (1) - August 11, 2007
A dispatch from the Department of Christian Charity
Comments (7) - August 7, 2007
When ignorance and bigotry are outlawed, only religious zealots will be ignorant bigots - July 25, 2007
Everything has it's price - July 16, 2007
So this is the One True Church, eh? *snicker*
Comments (1) - July 13, 2007
Oh, snap! Someone's going to Hell for this fer sure....
Comments (5) - July 10, 2007
It's only empirical science; it's not like it's truth or anything....
Comments (2) - July 10, 2007
Self-righteous religious zealots need love, too
Comments (1) - July 8, 2007
Teach a man to use a microwave, and you feed him for a lifetime - July 1, 2007
Uh...if you're a majority, you have no claim to persecution
Comments (4) - June 24, 2007
Really. Enough already. Just stop.
Comments (3) - June 24, 2007
If this is about freedom of religion, then I'm the Queen of England
Comments (3) - June 21, 2007
And preaching ignorance and hatred is exactly what Jesus would have done - June 12, 2007
Uh...how can you claim to be oppressed if you're a pronounced majority?? - June 12, 2007
Hey, if Jesus can come on a grilled cheese sandwich or a baking sheet, why not in Orlando?
Comments (3) - June 9, 2007
The real reason religious zealots are anti-choice: they hate women
Comments (1) - June 8, 2007
Who says God lacks a sense of humor?
Comments (2) - May 28, 2007
Paybacks are a b--ch, no?? - May 27, 2007
Who needs empirical science? We have Jesus!! - May 27, 2007
The triumph of self-righteous ignorance and reaction - May 24, 2007
Who will carry the banner of self-righteous hatred and homophobia into the 21st century?
Comments (1) - May 23, 2007
The voice of hatred, bigotry, and homophobia gets a hero's sendoff - May 23, 2007
Wow...Jesus really is a Republican - May 16, 2007
Good riddance to an egregious waste of humanity
Comments (9) - May 9, 2007
And now a word from our drug of choice...er, sponsor
Comments (2) - April 29, 2007
Hypocrites on parade...again
Comments (1) - April 20, 2007
Everybody wants to rule the world...these folks think they actually do
Comments (2) - April 20, 2007
If you tinker around the margins long enough, you'll eventually topple the statue - April 17, 2007
Right; if you want to conquer the world, you may not want to advertise - April 15, 2007
Ah, so that's why it's called "Prosperity Theology" - April 9, 2007
Yes, indeed...all God's childrens gots da guns....
Comments (1) - April 1, 2007
It's 485,460 calories. It's anatomically correct and well-hung. But is it art?? (Or, score another one for the trolls)
Comments (8) - March 29, 2007
Once a DUMB@$$...always James Dobson
Comments (1) - March 27, 2007
What would Jesus Drink?? - March 25, 2007
A little Sunday morning blasphemy
Comments (2) - March 25, 2007
A little more Sunday morning blasphemy - March 24, 2007
A little Saturday morning blasphemy
Comments (4) - March 14, 2007
Separation of Church and State? Yeah, right....
Comments (1) - March 13, 2007
Newt Gingrich: hate him for the hypocrisy, love him for the unabashed skirt-chasing
Comments (5) - March 11, 2007
Git yer God outta mah guv'mint!!
Comments (9) - March 11, 2007
Yet more evidence that Jesus is a Republican
Comments (1) - March 5, 2007
Titanic II: This time, it's for real - March 4, 2007
Jesus saves...your business!!
Comments (3) - March 4, 2007
What would Jesus do? Well, he'd kick your @$$ for not staying on-message.
Comments (3) - February 28, 2007
Repeat after me: you cannot consider yourself oppressed if you're in the overwhelming majority. - February 27, 2007
The Holy Baking Sheet: coming to an eBay auction near you in 3...2...1....
Comments (2) - February 25, 2007
This week in Jesusland 2.25.07 - February 19, 2007
How about you stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a bigoted @$$hole??
Comments (1) - February 18, 2007
This week in Jesusland 2.18.07
Comments (4) - February 18, 2007
Who needs objective reality? We have faith!! - February 15, 2007
OK...so where does it says that Jesus wants us to be poor?
Comments (8) - February 13, 2007
Score one for the trolls
Comments (4) - February 13, 2007
What would Jesus do? Well, of course- he'd round up all unbelievers and have them executed
Comments (1) - February 11, 2007
This week in Jesusland 2.11.07
Comments (1) - February 7, 2007
A hard man is good to find...eh, Ted??
Comments (3) - February 4, 2007
Or, you could have just left well enough alone.....
Comments (1) - January 28, 2007
This week in Jesusland 1.28.07
Comments (1) - January 21, 2007
This week in Jesusland, 1.21.07
Comments (1) - January 18, 2007
What do you get for the man who will do or say anything to become President? - January 16, 2007
If it's not in the Bible, it didn't happen
Comments (2) - January 14, 2007
This week in Jesusland, 1.14.07
Comments (2) - January 7, 2007
This week in Jesusland, 1.7.07
Comments (6) - January 6, 2007
I'd talk to God, too...but he never returns my calls
Comments (7) - January 6, 2007
Conclusive proof that radical Christianity is all about love and charity - January 4, 2007
There's a war against Christianity...wear a helmet!
Comments (1) - January 2, 2007
Because any REAL American knows that Scripture trumps empirical truth
Comments (1) - December 31, 2006
This week in Jesusland, 12.31.06
Comments (1) - December 27, 2006
What is our children learnin'? They be learnin' 'bout Jeebus....
Comments (5) - December 25, 2006
Unless, of course, it's a Church-approved prejudice
Comments (1) - December 25, 2006
Christmas in New York...yeah, things are a little different.... - December 24, 2006
This week in Jesusland, 12.24.06 - December 21, 2006
Once a DUMB@$$....
Comments (2) - December 21, 2006
It's raining men in Colorado - December 17, 2006
This week in Jesusland, 12.17.06
Comments (6) - December 14, 2006
There's a time and a place for this sort of thing...and it's not in uniform
Comments (3) - December 12, 2006
If this is normal, I'm going to need some stronger medication
Comments (1) - December 10, 2006
This week in Jesusland, 12.10.06
Comments (1) - December 8, 2006
Jesus is a cash cow
Comments (7) - December 5, 2006
So you see, Virginia...not all Christians are Right-wing, Evangelical nutjobs
Comments (3) - December 3, 2006
This week in Jesusland, 12.3.06
Comments (3) - November 25, 2006
With friends like this, who needs enemas?
Comments (1) - November 25, 2006
You can't tell who to hate without a program, can you? - November 24, 2006
If these knuckle-dragging troglodytes are Christians, then I'm the Queen of England
Comments (4) - November 24, 2006
Merry f*****g Christmas, eh? - November 15, 2006
You can come out of the closet, but don't plan on leaving the house
Comments (7) - November 13, 2006
Allow me to humbly offer a nomination for the Hypocrisy Hall of Fame
Comments (1) - November 12, 2006
Uh...no, but I'll bet he's hungry - November 9, 2006
Maybe he had a long-standing date with Mike Jones?
Comments (2) - November 8, 2006
Ted Haggard: hypocrite, mean-spirited zealot...and reclamation project?
Comments (5) - November 7, 2006
Then comes the exorcism, the waterboarding, and the testicle electrodes
Comments (7) - November 7, 2006
We can only hope
Comments (6) - November 6, 2006
Ted Haggard: the gift that keeps on giving
Comments (25) - November 5, 2006
Pardon me while I savor the moment....
Comments (2) - November 5, 2006
Ted Haggard: God's gift to late-night comedians everywhere
Comments (11) - November 4, 2006
Because buying meth is so much less morally reprehensible than having gay sex - October 18, 2006
You can check out, but you can never leave
Comments (4) - October 10, 2006
Greetings from the United States of Jesusland - October 1, 2006
So club a Muslim today; do it for Jesus - September 30, 2006
Because who knows what would happen if I actually made my own decisions? - September 28, 2006
Christian men aren't afraid to fight terror with the wood of righteousness - September 28, 2006
So much for being a Christian nation
Comments (2) - September 27, 2006
Because everyone knows that heterosexuals have cornered the market on committed, long-term relationships - September 26, 2006
Oh, right...I keep forgetting; Jesus is an Evangelical, Social Conservative Republican
Comments (4) - September 26, 2006
You'll fit right in at the Air Force Academy - September 25, 2006
He'd kick ass and vote Republican
Comments (1) - September 25, 2006
If you can't control your libido, how are you going to control your children?
Comments (2) - September 24, 2006
Because I've alway wanted to die for lies and propaganda - September 24, 2006
As if we need a reminder.... - September 24, 2006
Hey, they gotta start somwhere....
Comments (1) - September 18, 2006
Uh...y'all are the majority, remember?? - September 15, 2006
OK...so God isn't a Republican. He is an American, though.... - September 15, 2006
You mean...God isn't a Republican??
Comments (1) - September 13, 2006
The Nuremberg Rally, 2006
Comments (2) - September 8, 2006
Well, this would certainly explain the re-education camps popping up throughout the country
Comments (2) - September 1, 2006
Truth (n.): Whatever the Religious Right can find to prop up a preconceived, "ideologically correct" notion
Comments (1) - August 30, 2006
Fundamentalism: The fear that someone, somewhere is having something resembling fun - August 27, 2006
News Flash: Taliban opens chapter in Canadian Arctic. Stoning at 11.... - August 26, 2006
All are welcome...provided you're White and Christian - August 25, 2006
Ah, but wait until they try on the Thongs of Righteousness
Comments (5) - August 25, 2006
So much for the idea of a loving, forgiving, and compassionate God, eh? - August 22, 2006
A man can dream, can't he?? - August 21, 2006
Apparently, God takes sides...who knew?? - August 20, 2006
Tell you what...you believe what you want, and so will I....
Comments (6) - August 15, 2006
What would Jesus do? He'd nuke the Infidels and the Unbelievers, of course....
Comments (4) - August 11, 2006
If you go, can I have your truck?
Comments (2) - August 11, 2006
And my God can STILL beat up your God - August 4, 2006
NEWS FLASH: Flat Earth Society suffers setback at ballot box
Comments (3) - August 3, 2006
Too much of a God thing? - August 2, 2006
Free speech may be objectionable speech, but that doesn't mean you have to make it easy for them
Comments (4) - July 27, 2006
...and so we must Kill!! Kill!! Kill!! for Our Loving and Benevolent Lord Jesus Christ.....
Comments (1) - July 25, 2006
"Compassionate Conservative", my @$$....
Comments (2) - July 21, 2006
While you were sleeping....
Comments (4) - July 21, 2006
Yes, America...these are the maroons you voted into power? Nice going....
Comments (9) - July 21, 2006
It's a good thing God's a Republican, eh?
Comments (1) - July 20, 2006
When dogma trumps compassion, this is what you're left with
Comments (14) - July 7, 2006
From the "Completely devoid of human decency" department
Comments (5) - July 5, 2006
So the normal rules don't apply to Christians?
Comments (1) - July 5, 2006
What do you want on your tombstone? - July 4, 2006
It's good to be among the Chosen, ain't it??
Comments (1) - June 30, 2006
That sound you hear is the death rattle of the separation of Church and State
Comments (2) - June 29, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be Jerry Falwell and remove all doubt
Comments (3) - June 23, 2006
Can we get a "Hallelujah!" from the congregation?? - June 21, 2006
Religious freedom? In your dreams....
Comments (1) - June 20, 2006
So much for inclusiveness and Christian charity - June 17, 2006
An argument for the separation of Church and State
Comments (3) - June 12, 2006
Yes, but can your personal Lord and Savior hit a curve ball? - June 10, 2006
It's what's for dinner - June 9, 2006
Man, I can hardly wait until Fred Phelps discovers NASCAR - June 7, 2006
I guess this means I'm not an American, eh? - June 6, 2006
Isn't it about time to stop taking yourselves so damned seriously?? - June 5, 2006
But it sure will keep a few people from whining about Iraq for awhile - June 4, 2006
God is NOT a Republican
Comments (3) - May 30, 2006
It's a fine time to get religion, eh?
Comments (1) - May 20, 2006
Much about about nothing - April 26, 2006
If He created it, why wouldn't he be an environmentalist? - April 3, 2006
Greetings from the United States of Jesus - March 31, 2006
If you want to see a true victim, how about going to Darfur?
Comments (1) - March 28, 2006
Yes, Virginia, this is a man of God
Comments (1) - March 23, 2006
The more things change, the more they stay the same - March 21, 2006
This post has been satirized for your protection
Comments (2) - March 15, 2006
Give us your tired, your poor, your horribly ignorant and obtuse....
Comments (1) - March 9, 2006
That's nothing...we're way ahead of you....
Comments (1) - March 7, 2006
Greetings from South Dakota, where women are second-class citizens...again - March 6, 2006
Judaism vs. Christianity: 2 out of 3 falls - March 5, 2006
I suppose the persecution complex makes it easier to be narrow and judgemental, eh?
Comments (2) - February 27, 2006
Sam Alito is about to earn his money
Comments (2) - February 24, 2006
Somehow, I think God has better things to worry about than politics
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - February 22, 2006
So God really is a Republican? - February 22, 2006
Nothing like a little feel-good, "I got mine" theology, eh? - February 13, 2006
And for His next trick, He'll teach us how to fish - February 2, 2006
No, Jesus doesn't vote Republican
Comments (1) - February 1, 2006
How about we just put an end to the fallacy that women control their own bodies?
Comments (1) - January 28, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - January 23, 2006
Christian charity is no match for the Almighty Dollar - January 22, 2006
It would be so much easier if y'all remembered to act like second-class citizens
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