Recently in Jesus called...He wants His religion back Category
- March 8, 2010
Today's outstanding Vatican Gay Sex Scandal photo FAIL
Comments (0) - March 6, 2010
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a dick
Comments (0) - March 5, 2010
So, the difference between these folks and the Taliban would be....?
Comments (4) - February 26, 2010
Sometimes the jokes...well, they just write themselves....
Comments (5) - February 26, 2010
Please stop using Jesus as an excuse to be an ass
Comments (0) - February 5, 2010
God's not too crazy about me, either
Comments (0) - January 26, 2010
We salute you, "Mr. Calling Down The Wrath of God Man"
Comments (0) - January 17, 2010
Sometimes, blind hatred just isn't enough
Comments (0) - January 14, 2010
Another shining example of Christian compassion and charity
Comments (0) - January 9, 2010
And this is why having an imaginary friend is such a good thing
Comments (0) - January 4, 2010
Today in W.T.F.
Comments (0) - December 26, 2009
Remember, the celebration doesn't begin until the Pope's on his ass
Comments (3) - December 19, 2009
The latest salvo in the War on Christmas
Comments (0) - December 16, 2009
Me? I'm eagerly awaiting the Second Coming of the Flying Spaghetti Monster....
Comments (0) - December 15, 2009
It'a all about peace, love, and understanding...right??
Comments (0) - December 15, 2009
If you don't believe in Santa....
Comments (0) - December 12, 2009
So...hatred is a Christian value? Or just a Republican one?
Comments (1) - December 11, 2009
If you can't fix 'em, indoctrinate 'em
Comments (0) - December 2, 2009
It's the reason for the season...virulent self-righteousness, that is
Comments (0) - December 2, 2009
Now you too can claim martyrdom as you oppress those who believe differently
Comments (0) - November 23, 2009
For their God is a vindictive, mean-spirited, intolerant SOB
Comments (1) - November 13, 2009
Yeah, but can Jesus run the two-minute offense?
Comments (2) - November 11, 2009
Pat said it, I believe it, that settles it...right?
Comments (1) - November 10, 2009
You had to know it was only a matter of time....
Comments (0) - November 3, 2009
Somewhere warm and breezy, Jesus weeps into his Corona
Comments (0) - November 2, 2009
Since when is hatred a Christian value?
Comments (0) - October 28, 2009
Fundamentalism: (n.) License to hold others to standards you would never hold yourself to
Comments (2) - October 27, 2009
Looks like someone's off his medication again....
Comments (0) - October 16, 2009
Mother Teresa: heretic and instrument of Satan??
Comments (1) - October 12, 2009
So what will they replace the New Testament with?
Comments (0) - September 27, 2009
It's what Jesus would have me do....
Comments (0) - September 26, 2009
It's down to the wire....
Comments (0) - September 25, 2009
Too stupid for words....
Comments (3) - September 24, 2009
Something to think about
Comments (0) - September 11, 2009
Well, the Almighty DOES look a lot like Dale Jr.
Comments (0) - September 1, 2009
...and Jesus wept
Comments (0) - August 26, 2009
Thanks for ruining a good idea
Comments (0) - August 21, 2009
Perhaps the Founding Fathers knew what they were doing?
Comments (0) - August 19, 2009
If you think religion is...well, silly...then this one's for you
Comments (0) - August 17, 2009
'Cuz God is love, no?
Comments (0) - July 28, 2009
With "experts" like these, who needs edumication?
Comments (0) - July 27, 2009
Newsmax: news for those who think Fox Noise Channel is too godlessly Liberal
Comments (0) - July 14, 2009
So religion really IS the opiate of the masses?
Comments (0) - July 8, 2009
Free speech is a good thing...except when it's not
Comments (1) - June 17, 2009
And it's ready in no time flat
Comments (0) - June 12, 2009
Twisted logic in the service of hatred
Comments (2) - June 10, 2009
What Would Jesus Do? He'd blow their #$!& away!
Comments (0) - June 9, 2009
Thou shalt not kill...unless it's for a good and righteous cause
Comments (0) - June 6, 2009
A very good question
Comments (0) - June 5, 2009
And the difference between the Taliban and Operation Rescue would be...?
Comments (0) - June 5, 2009
Memo to the Religious Right
Comments (0) - June 3, 2009
Isn't it interesting that the same people who are "pro-life" also vehemently support the death penalty?
Comments (0) - June 2, 2009
If Randall Terry is a Christian, then I'm the Queen of England
Comments (0) - June 2, 2009
And Jesus wept....
Comments (0) - June 1, 2009
How about we finally exercise some honesty?
Comments (3) - May 31, 2009
Ah, so this is what they mean by "Pro-Life"
Comments (2) - May 26, 2009
Willya just secede already and be done with it?
Comments (1) - May 25, 2009
It's SO much easier when God is on your side
Comments (0) - May 20, 2009
Barack Obama...as defined by the Religious Right
Comments (0) - May 19, 2009
What would Jesus eat?
Comments (0) - May 19, 2009
As long as we're requiring honesty....
Comments (0) - May 10, 2009
Being a Christian doesn't have to mean being a dick, Mr. Robertson
Comments (1) - April 30, 2009
Yes, it's true; God really IS a Republican
Comments (2) - April 24, 2009
Most. Inappropriate. Logo. EVER.
Comments (1) - April 20, 2009
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a flaming dickweed
Comments (1) - April 14, 2009
First, do no harm...yeah, right....
Comments (1) - April 12, 2009
So God really is a Republican?
Comments (1) - April 9, 2009
Some people really are more equal than others, eh?
Comments (1) - April 7, 2009
Who can we hate and marginalize next??
Comments (0) - March 31, 2009
If this is about the teachings of Jesus Christ, I'm the Queen of England
Comments (0) - March 30, 2009
Putting the "us" in "uterus" since the time of Jesus Christ
Comments (1) - March 16, 2009
Lord, save me from your followers
Comments (2) - March 9, 2009
So where is it written that Jesus said women are property??
Comments (2) - March 7, 2009
You can have my iPhone when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers
Comments (2) - March 4, 2009
I didn't know that "hypocrisy" could be spelled with "G", "O", and "P"
Comments (5) - March 2, 2009
Christianity...yer doon it rong
Comments (0) - February 14, 2009
You may be a sanitary engineer now, but you're still picking up garbage
Comments (0) - January 30, 2009
Get a rope....
Comments (0) - January 26, 2009
Something to think about....
Comments (0) - January 18, 2009
You know you're reaching when....
Comments (0) - January 17, 2009
Way too logical, don'tchathink??
Comments (0) - January 14, 2009
And they're all Godless Communists!!
Comments (0) - January 13, 2009
So...what's the Catholic word for "fatwa"??
Comments (0) - January 12, 2009
Uh...Pastor? Next time, try the decaf, 'kay?? And your meds....
Comments (0) - December 27, 2008
But good Catholics don't...right??
Comments (0) - December 26, 2008
I will miss the glorious War on Christmas....
Comments (0) - December 25, 2008
Uh...so the way to save Christmas is to treat it like Halloween??
Comments (0) - December 25, 2008
Rick Warren: misquoted, misunderstood...but still a hateful, unintentionally hilarious bigot and homophobe
Comments (0) - December 25, 2008
Ah...the joys of a free market economy
Comments (0) - December 21, 2008
Of course, hate requires far less effort....
Comments (0) - December 21, 2008
Better to be thought an ignornant, hateful fool than to be Rick Warren and remove all doubt
Comments (0) - December 19, 2008
Another convincing argument for atheism
Comments (1) - December 14, 2008
The legal definition of marriage if Mormons made the law
Comments (0) - December 12, 2008
If we wanted you to think, we'd educate you...oh, wait....
Comments (1) - December 11, 2008
Jesus loves me, this I know...for the voices tell me so
Comments (0) - December 10, 2008
This is what happens when Republican theocrats think
Comments (0) - December 7, 2008
The death of Christian charity and tolerance
Comments (0) - December 5, 2008
This message was brought to you by the same fine folks who brought you Proposition 8
Comments (0) - November 21, 2008
It's not like they're real people or anything....
Comments (0) - November 20, 2008
So...if we killed a few off, then we'd have a problem??
Comments (0) - November 19, 2008
Yep...nothing says "Merry Christmas" quite like burning a cross on your porch
Comments (1) - November 17, 2008
People unclear on the concept, #42
Comments (0) - November 16, 2008
Ah, hypocrisy...truly a lost art these days, no?
Comments (1) - November 16, 2008
He wasn't much of a goalie, either
Comments (1) - November 15, 2008
Jesus, save me from your followers
Comments (0) - November 12, 2008
Insightful leadership and policy-making in action...or not
Comments (1) - November 11, 2008
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a dickweed
Comments (2) - November 11, 2008
Sometimes, self-parody is it's own reward
Comments (0) - November 10, 2008
If you were looking for an argument to support atheism...well, here's your sign
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - November 9, 2008
And you wonder why public education in Texas is so completely FUBAR??
Comments (1) - November 2, 2008
Jesus, save me from your followers...PLEASE....
Comments (0) - October 30, 2008
So much for that whole "Don't worship graven images" thing....
Comments (1) - October 22, 2008
Jesus really is a Republican
Comments (0) - October 20, 2008
I've been to Hell. It looks just like the Bolivar Peninsula
Comments (1) - October 8, 2008
Something that ought to make a fundie's head explode
Comments (1) - September 21, 2008
If it's Sunday, I must be in Paradi...er, Houston
Comments (2) - September 17, 2008
What would Jesus do? He'd kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out.
Comments (0) - September 12, 2008
If you insist on remaining this aggressively and willfully stupid, should you even be allowed to vote?
Comments (1) - August 29, 2008
Oooh...Benny's not gonna like this one. Nope, not one l'il bit....
Comments (0) - August 28, 2008
Eww...now I'm going to have to spend the rest of the day trying to get this image out of my mind
Comments (0) - August 26, 2008
This is what happens when Christians engage in inadvertent self-parody
Comments (0) - August 26, 2008
Yeah, yours probably is bigger than mine
Comments (0) - August 14, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Michele Bachmann and remove all doubt...repeatedly
Comments (0) - August 13, 2008
Yessiree...this is what happens when you push that there Gay Agenda thingee....
Comments (0) - August 13, 2008
So does my uncle Al, but he's doing 15-30 for child sexual abuse
Comments (0) - August 10, 2008
With friends like these, who needs enemas??
Comments (0) - July 31, 2008
Putting the "fun" back into "Fundamentalism"
Comments (0) - July 15, 2008
You just had to know that this was coming....
Comments (0) - July 9, 2008
Because hatred doesn't do much for a company's stock price
Comments (0) - July 8, 2008
'Tain't the heat...it's the stupidity
Comments (10) - July 6, 2008
Some of us wouldn't so much as walk to the bathroom for this
Comments (0) - July 2, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Steven Baldwin and remove all doubt
Comments (0) - June 29, 2008
...and Jesus wept- for good reason
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (-1) - June 18, 2008
Hey, opportunity is what you make of it, no??
Comments (-1) - June 3, 2008
What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?
Comments (-1)| TrackBacks (-1) - May 18, 2008
But Heaven help you if you decide to have an abortion
Comments (-1) - May 12, 2008
On today's episode of "People unclear on the concept"....
Comments (0) - April 30, 2008
Freedom of religion...as long as that religion is Christianity
Comments (1) - April 30, 2008
There's more than one way to circumnavigate the separation of Church and State
Comments (0) - April 27, 2008
Somewhere, Dana Carvey is smiling....
Comments (0) - April 26, 2008
Methinks perhaps someone's been spending way too much time watching the "700 Club"
Comments (0) - April 22, 2008
If walks like a Nazi and talks like a Nazi....
Comments (-1) - April 22, 2008
If your "religion" can be mentioned in the same breath as "child abuse", you've pretty much forfeited your "right" to parenthood
Comments (0) - April 21, 2008
And this was just the morning session....
Comments (0) - April 20, 2008
Being ashamed means never actually have to take any concrete steps
Comments (0) - April 12, 2008
Europe: the new Tennessee?
Comments (-1) - April 10, 2008
Land of the free, home of the White
Comments (0) - April 6, 2008
Deja vu all over again
Comments (0) - March 31, 2008
That "boom" you heard was my head exploding
Comments (3) - March 25, 2008
It's only religious oppression when other people do it
Comments (2) - March 24, 2008
....and Jesus wept
Comments (0) - March 22, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Michele Bachmann and remove all doubt
Comments (1) - March 17, 2008
Hey, it's worked for Barack Obama....
Comments (0) - March 14, 2008
Please tell me that this isn't the sort of wingnuttery we want in the Oval Office
Comments (0) - March 3, 2008
So, God really is a Republican?
Comments (0) - March 3, 2008
You know that whole "Christian Love and Charity" thing? Never mind....
Comments (4) - March 2, 2008
Don'tcha just love it when religious zealots devour their young?
Comments (1) - February 27, 2008
What about the children?? Oh, the humanity....
Comments (3) - February 14, 2008
If you find yourself wondering why Christians have a reputation for bigotry and racism....
Comments (0) - February 7, 2008
And the problem with this would be...???
Comments (0) - January 25, 2008
One of these clowns is destined to explode...hopefully soon
Comments (0) - January 24, 2008
This is why Mike Huckabee has no business being President
Comments (1) - January 21, 2008
And the troglodytes shall always walk among us....
Comments (0) - January 20, 2008
So we've come to this, have we?
Comments (2) - January 18, 2008
Ignorant, self-righteous, and built to stay that way
Comments (3) - January 16, 2008
Jesus loves me, this I know...for my Principal told me so during homeroom prayers
Comments (2) - January 16, 2008
And on the seventh day he'll rest
Comments (0) - January 5, 2008
Now, if he could just give me some winning lottery numbers....
Comments (1) - January 4, 2008
Since when are hatred and divisiveness Christian values?
Comments (0) - January 3, 2008
Jesus...coming soon to an inanimate object near you
Comments (0) - January 2, 2008
Oops! My bad!! I may have been off by a year or two....
Comments (1) - December 30, 2007
Linda Blair could not be reached for comment
Comments (0) - December 28, 2007
Hey, it worked for this guy....
Comments (0) - December 24, 2007
Well, there goes my Christmas
Comments (0) - December 24, 2007
It's called "Education"...NOT "Indoctrination"
Comments (0) - December 22, 2007
Time to get our priorities straight, don'tchathink??
Comments (0) - December 22, 2007
Every good Christian will have one of these on their tree this Christmas
Comments (1) - December 21, 2007
Yes, you too can earn a Master's degree in Radical Dominionist Creation Theology
Comments (4) - December 18, 2007
Because if you love Jesus, you don't ask uncomfortable and inconvenient questions
Comments (0) - December 17, 2007
Lies, damn lies, and religion
Comments (0) - December 15, 2007
Time to summon the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Comments (0) - December 15, 2007
Hey, where do I sign up??
Comments (0) - December 8, 2007
You just had to know this was coming....
Comments (0) - December 5, 2007
Oddly enough, God apparently isn't a college basketball fan. Who knew??
Comments (3) - December 2, 2007
Uh...so the Crusades were just a minor "oops"??
Comments (3) - December 1, 2007
Don't we already have one religion invented by L. Ron Hubbard?
Comments (2) - November 30, 2007
Every now and again, I miss Texas...for all the wrong reasons
Comments (11) - November 30, 2007
Stupidity may be more powerful than we imagined
Comments (0) - November 30, 2007
Well, it does run through Hell...er, Dallas
Comments (2) - November 25, 2007
Be afraid...be VERY afraid
Comments (1) - November 17, 2007
So who's on top?
Comments (0) - November 16, 2007
Lying, cheating, and stealing in the name of Our Lord
Comments (0) - November 15, 2007
Ah, Schadenfreude...thou art a cruel and highly entertaining mistress
Comments (4) - November 15, 2007
Yes, the continuing persecution of intolerant, anti-choice Christians continues unabated
Comments (0) - November 13, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - November 9, 2007
What would Jesus do? Well, I don't think it would involve decrying the "slutification of America"
Comments (0) - November 5, 2007
Silliness by any other name is still silliness
Comments (0) - November 2, 2007
You might be an @$$wipe and a religious zealot, but you still have free speech rights
Comments (7) - October 31, 2007
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being an unmitigated @$$wipe
Comments (0) - October 23, 2007
So, 90% of all women are condemned to burn in the everlasting fires of Hell before age 45?
Comments (1) - October 22, 2007
Hmm...perhaps Jesus really IS a Republican....
Comments (0) - October 20, 2007
Burning in Hell, perhaps?
Comments (4) - October 19, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (4) - October 17, 2007
So, God's a Democrat, then??
Comments (0) - October 15, 2007
Blasphemy with an electric guitar
Comments (1) - October 14, 2007
Different = bad
Comments (2) - October 13, 2007
Jesus told me to hate you
Comments (2) - October 12, 2007
Yes, but it was all in the service of our Lord...and at least he was using protection
Comments (1) - October 10, 2007
What would Jesus do?? I think he'd be kicking @$$ & taking names....
Comments (1) - October 7, 2007
The only rats left on the sinking ship
Comments (1) - October 1, 2007
Yeah, and I'd prefer a President who wasn't a self-serving asswipe
Comments (3) - September 27, 2007
Stop me if I'm enjoying this a wee bit too much
Comments (1) - September 23, 2007
How can a majority reasonably claim to be oppressed??
Comments (4) - August 26, 2007
Once a (&^%$#@ hypocrite, always Ted Haggard
Comments (1) - August 26, 2007
What would Jesus do?? I think he'd be kicking someone's @$$....
Comments (1) - August 23, 2007
Parody? Deadly serious? Is there a difference?
Comments (2) - August 12, 2007
Just think what might be accomplished if this sort of energy was used for something positive
Comments (1) - August 11, 2007
A dispatch from the Department of Christian Charity
Comments (7) - August 7, 2007
When ignorance and bigotry are outlawed, only religious zealots will be ignorant bigots
Comments (0) - July 25, 2007
Everything has it's price
Comments (0) - July 16, 2007
So this is the One True Church, eh? *snicker*
Comments (1) - July 13, 2007
Oh, snap! Someone's going to Hell for this fer sure....
Comments (5) - July 10, 2007
It's only empirical science; it's not like it's truth or anything....
Comments (2) - July 10, 2007
Self-righteous religious zealots need love, too
Comments (1) - July 8, 2007
Teach a man to use a microwave, and you feed him for a lifetime
Comments (0) - July 1, 2007
Uh...if you're a majority, you have no claim to persecution
Comments (4) - June 24, 2007
Really. Enough already. Just stop.
Comments (3) - June 24, 2007
If this is about freedom of religion, then I'm the Queen of England
Comments (3) - June 21, 2007
And preaching ignorance and hatred is exactly what Jesus would have done
Comments (0) - June 12, 2007
Uh...how can you claim to be oppressed if you're a pronounced majority??
Comments (0) - June 12, 2007
Hey, if Jesus can come on a grilled cheese sandwich or a baking sheet, why not in Orlando?
Comments (3) - June 9, 2007
The real reason religious zealots are anti-choice: they hate women
Comments (1) - June 8, 2007
Who says God lacks a sense of humor?
Comments (2) - May 28, 2007
Paybacks are a b--ch, no??
Comments (0) - May 27, 2007
Who needs empirical science? We have Jesus!!
Comments (0) - May 27, 2007
The triumph of self-righteous ignorance and reaction
Comments (0) - May 24, 2007
Who will carry the banner of self-righteous hatred and homophobia into the 21st century?
Comments (1) - May 23, 2007
The voice of hatred, bigotry, and homophobia gets a hero's sendoff
Comments (0) - May 23, 2007
Wow...Jesus really is a Republican
Comments (0) - May 16, 2007
Good riddance to an egregious waste of humanity
Comments (9) - May 9, 2007
And now a word from our drug of choice...er, sponsor
Comments (2) - April 29, 2007
Hypocrites on parade...again
Comments (1) - April 20, 2007
Everybody wants to rule the world...these folks think they actually do
Comments (2) - April 20, 2007
If you tinker around the margins long enough, you'll eventually topple the statue
Comments (0) - April 17, 2007
Right; if you want to conquer the world, you may not want to advertise
Comments (0) - April 15, 2007
Ah, so that's why it's called "Prosperity Theology"
Comments (0) - April 9, 2007
Yes, indeed...all God's childrens gots da guns....
Comments (1) - April 1, 2007
It's 485,460 calories. It's anatomically correct and well-hung. But is it art?? (Or, score another one for the trolls)
Comments (8) - March 29, 2007
Once a DUMB@$$...always James Dobson
Comments (1) - March 27, 2007
What would Jesus Drink??
Comments (0) - March 25, 2007
A little Sunday morning blasphemy
Comments (2) - March 25, 2007
A little more Sunday morning blasphemy
Comments (0) - March 24, 2007
A little Saturday morning blasphemy
Comments (4) - March 14, 2007
Separation of Church and State? Yeah, right....
Comments (1) - March 13, 2007
Newt Gingrich: hate him for the hypocrisy, love him for the unabashed skirt-chasing
Comments (5) - March 11, 2007
Git yer God outta mah guv'mint!!
Comments (9) - March 11, 2007
Yet more evidence that Jesus is a Republican
Comments (1) - March 5, 2007
Titanic II: This time, it's for real
Comments (0) - March 4, 2007
Jesus saves...your business!!
Comments (3) - March 4, 2007
What would Jesus do? Well, he'd kick your @$$ for not staying on-message.
Comments (3) - February 28, 2007
Repeat after me: you cannot consider yourself oppressed if you're in the overwhelming majority.
Comments (0) - February 27, 2007
The Holy Baking Sheet: coming to an eBay auction near you in 3...2...1....
Comments (2) - February 25, 2007
This week in Jesusland 2.25.07
Comments (0) - February 19, 2007
How about you stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a bigoted @$$hole??
Comments (1) - February 18, 2007
This week in Jesusland 2.18.07
Comments (4) - February 18, 2007
Who needs objective reality? We have faith!!
Comments (0) - February 15, 2007
OK...so where does it says that Jesus wants us to be poor?
Comments (8) - February 13, 2007
Score one for the trolls
Comments (4) - February 13, 2007
What would Jesus do? Well, of course- he'd round up all unbelievers and have them executed
Comments (1) - February 11, 2007
This week in Jesusland 2.11.07
Comments (1) - February 7, 2007
A hard man is good to find...eh, Ted??
Comments (3) - February 4, 2007
Or, you could have just left well enough alone.....
Comments (1) - January 28, 2007
This week in Jesusland 1.28.07
Comments (1) - January 21, 2007
This week in Jesusland, 1.21.07
Comments (1) - January 18, 2007
What do you get for the man who will do or say anything to become President?
Comments (0) - January 16, 2007
If it's not in the Bible, it didn't happen
Comments (2) - January 14, 2007
This week in Jesusland, 1.14.07
Comments (2) - January 7, 2007
This week in Jesusland, 1.7.07
Comments (6) - January 6, 2007
I'd talk to God, too...but he never returns my calls
Comments (7) - January 6, 2007
Conclusive proof that radical Christianity is all about love and charity
Comments (0) - January 4, 2007
There's a war against Christianity...wear a helmet!
Comments (1) - January 2, 2007
Because any REAL American knows that Scripture trumps empirical truth
Comments (1) - December 31, 2006
This week in Jesusland, 12.31.06
Comments (1) - December 27, 2006
What is our children learnin'? They be learnin' 'bout Jeebus....
Comments (5) - December 25, 2006
Unless, of course, it's a Church-approved prejudice
Comments (1) - December 25, 2006
Christmas in New York...yeah, things are a little different....
Comments (0) - December 24, 2006
This week in Jesusland, 12.24.06
Comments (0) - December 21, 2006
Once a DUMB@$$....
Comments (2) - December 21, 2006
It's raining men in Colorado
Comments (0) - December 17, 2006
This week in Jesusland, 12.17.06
Comments (6) - December 14, 2006
There's a time and a place for this sort of thing...and it's not in uniform
Comments (3) - December 12, 2006
If this is normal, I'm going to need some stronger medication
Comments (1) - December 10, 2006
This week in Jesusland, 12.10.06
Comments (1) - December 8, 2006
Jesus is a cash cow
Comments (7) - December 5, 2006
So you see, Virginia...not all Christians are Right-wing, Evangelical nutjobs
Comments (3) - December 3, 2006
This week in Jesusland, 12.3.06
Comments (3) - November 25, 2006
With friends like this, who needs enemas?
Comments (1) - November 25, 2006
You can't tell who to hate without a program, can you?
Comments (0) - November 24, 2006
If these knuckle-dragging troglodytes are Christians, then I'm the Queen of England
Comments (4) - November 24, 2006
Merry f*****g Christmas, eh?
Comments (0) - November 15, 2006
You can come out of the closet, but don't plan on leaving the house
Comments (7) - November 13, 2006
Allow me to humbly offer a nomination for the Hypocrisy Hall of Fame
Comments (1) - November 12, 2006
Uh...no, but I'll bet he's hungry
Comments (0) - November 9, 2006
Maybe he had a long-standing date with Mike Jones?
Comments (2) - November 8, 2006
Ted Haggard: hypocrite, mean-spirited zealot...and reclamation project?
Comments (5) - November 7, 2006
Then comes the exorcism, the waterboarding, and the testicle electrodes
Comments (7) - November 7, 2006
We can only hope
Comments (6) - November 6, 2006
Ted Haggard: the gift that keeps on giving
Comments (25) - November 5, 2006
Pardon me while I savor the moment....
Comments (2) - November 5, 2006
Ted Haggard: God's gift to late-night comedians everywhere
Comments (11) - November 4, 2006
Because buying meth is so much less morally reprehensible than having gay sex
Comments (0) - October 18, 2006
You can check out, but you can never leave
Comments (4) - October 10, 2006
Greetings from the United States of Jesusland
Comments (0) - October 1, 2006
So club a Muslim today; do it for Jesus
Comments (0) - September 30, 2006
Because who knows what would happen if I actually made my own decisions?
Comments (0) - September 28, 2006
Christian men aren't afraid to fight terror with the wood of righteousness
Comments (0) - September 28, 2006
So much for being a Christian nation
Comments (2) - September 27, 2006
Because everyone knows that heterosexuals have cornered the market on committed, long-term relationships
Comments (0) - September 26, 2006
Oh, right...I keep forgetting; Jesus is an Evangelical, Social Conservative Republican
Comments (4) - September 26, 2006
You'll fit right in at the Air Force Academy
Comments (0) - September 25, 2006
He'd kick ass and vote Republican
Comments (1) - September 25, 2006
If you can't control your libido, how are you going to control your children?
Comments (2) - September 24, 2006
Because I've alway wanted to die for lies and propaganda
Comments (0) - September 24, 2006
As if we need a reminder....
Comments (0) - September 24, 2006
Hey, they gotta start somwhere....
Comments (1) - September 18, 2006
Uh...y'all are the majority, remember??
Comments (0) - September 15, 2006
OK...so God isn't a Republican. He is an American, though....
Comments (0) - September 15, 2006
You mean...God isn't a Republican??
Comments (1) - September 13, 2006
The Nuremberg Rally, 2006
Comments (2) - September 8, 2006
Well, this would certainly explain the re-education camps popping up throughout the country
Comments (2) - September 1, 2006
Truth (n.): Whatever the Religious Right can find to prop up a preconceived, "ideologically correct" notion
Comments (1) - August 30, 2006
Fundamentalism: The fear that someone, somewhere is having something resembling fun
Comments (0) - August 27, 2006
News Flash: Taliban opens chapter in Canadian Arctic. Stoning at 11....
Comments (0) - August 26, 2006
All are welcome...provided you're White and Christian
Comments (0) - August 25, 2006
Ah, but wait until they try on the Thongs of Righteousness
Comments (5) - August 25, 2006
So much for the idea of a loving, forgiving, and compassionate God, eh?
Comments (0) - August 22, 2006
A man can dream, can't he??
Comments (0) - August 21, 2006
Apparently, God takes sides...who knew??
Comments (0) - August 20, 2006
Tell you what...you believe what you want, and so will I....
Comments (6) - August 15, 2006
What would Jesus do? He'd nuke the Infidels and the Unbelievers, of course....
Comments (4) - August 11, 2006
If you go, can I have your truck?
Comments (2) - August 11, 2006
And my God can STILL beat up your God
Comments (0) - August 4, 2006
NEWS FLASH: Flat Earth Society suffers setback at ballot box
Comments (3) - August 3, 2006
Too much of a God thing?
Comments (0) - August 2, 2006
Free speech may be objectionable speech, but that doesn't mean you have to make it easy for them
Comments (4) - July 27, 2006
...and so we must Kill!! Kill!! Kill!! for Our Loving and Benevolent Lord Jesus Christ.....
Comments (1) - July 25, 2006
"Compassionate Conservative", my @$$....
Comments (2) - July 21, 2006
While you were sleeping....
Comments (4) - July 21, 2006
Yes, America...these are the maroons you voted into power? Nice going....
Comments (9) - July 21, 2006
It's a good thing God's a Republican, eh?
Comments (1) - July 20, 2006
When dogma trumps compassion, this is what you're left with
Comments (14) - July 7, 2006
From the "Completely devoid of human decency" department
Comments (5) - July 5, 2006
So the normal rules don't apply to Christians?
Comments (1) - July 5, 2006
What do you want on your tombstone?
Comments (0) - July 4, 2006
It's good to be among the Chosen, ain't it??
Comments (1) - June 30, 2006
That sound you hear is the death rattle of the separation of Church and State
Comments (2) - June 29, 2006
Better to be thought a fool than to be Jerry Falwell and remove all doubt
Comments (3) - June 23, 2006
Can we get a "Hallelujah!" from the congregation??
Comments (0) - June 21, 2006
Religious freedom? In your dreams....
Comments (1) - June 20, 2006
So much for inclusiveness and Christian charity
Comments (0) - June 17, 2006
An argument for the separation of Church and State
Comments (3) - June 12, 2006
Yes, but can your personal Lord and Savior hit a curve ball?
Comments (0) - June 10, 2006
It's what's for dinner
Comments (0) - June 9, 2006
Man, I can hardly wait until Fred Phelps discovers NASCAR
Comments (0) - June 7, 2006
I guess this means I'm not an American, eh?
Comments (0) - June 6, 2006
Isn't it about time to stop taking yourselves so damned seriously??
Comments (0) - June 5, 2006
But it sure will keep a few people from whining about Iraq for awhile
Comments (0) - June 4, 2006
God is NOT a Republican
Comments (3) - May 30, 2006
It's a fine time to get religion, eh?
Comments (1) - May 20, 2006
Much about about nothing
Comments (0) - April 26, 2006
If He created it, why wouldn't he be an environmentalist?
Comments (0) - April 3, 2006
Greetings from the United States of Jesus
Comments (0) - March 31, 2006
If you want to see a true victim, how about going to Darfur?
Comments (1) - March 28, 2006
Yes, Virginia, this is a man of God
Comments (1) - March 23, 2006
The more things change, the more they stay the same
Comments (0) - March 21, 2006
This post has been satirized for your protection
Comments (2) - March 15, 2006
Give us your tired, your poor, your horribly ignorant and obtuse....
Comments (1) - March 9, 2006
That's nothing...we're way ahead of you....
Comments (1) - March 7, 2006
Greetings from South Dakota, where women are second-class citizens...again
Comments (0) - March 6, 2006
Judaism vs. Christianity: 2 out of 3 falls
Comments (0) - March 5, 2006
I suppose the persecution complex makes it easier to be narrow and judgemental, eh?
Comments (2) - February 27, 2006
Sam Alito is about to earn his money
Comments (2) - February 24, 2006
Somehow, I think God has better things to worry about than politics
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - February 22, 2006
So God really is a Republican?
Comments (0) - February 22, 2006
Nothing like a little feel-good, "I got mine" theology, eh?
Comments (0) - February 13, 2006
And for His next trick, He'll teach us how to fish
Comments (0) - February 2, 2006
No, Jesus doesn't vote Republican
Comments (1) - February 1, 2006
How about we just put an end to the fallacy that women control their own bodies?
Comments (1) - January 28, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - January 23, 2006
Christian charity is no match for the Almighty Dollar
Comments (0) - January 22, 2006
It would be so much easier if y'all remembered to act like second-class citizens
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