Recently in Mama told me there'd be days like this.... Category
- May 9, 2012
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Lose an election and MSNBC loses all respect for you - May 5, 2012
Ah...so THAT'S why people pay so much for courtside seats - May 2, 2012
Inept, uncoordinated...and evidently built to stay that way - April 28, 2012
Nothing says "I love you, Mom!!" like Mel Kiper's hair - April 25, 2012
How long of doing more with less will it be before we're doing nothing with nothing? - April 25, 2012
You know you're about to have a VERY bad day when it begins like this - April 22, 2012
I may no longer live in Texas...but the Aggie jokes never get old - April 16, 2012
This is what happens when you're no longer evil enough for the Axis of Evil - April 11, 2012
Today on "Lifestyles of the Math-challenged and Hirsute".... - April 2, 2012
A very good reason to buy lottery tickets - April 2, 2012
Keith Olbermann: First time...unfortunate. Second...sad. Third...a pattern. Fourth...you're a dick. - March 26, 2012
You know organ donation has its drawbacks when.... - March 25, 2012
Another WWJD Public Service: What not to wear while trying to adopt a dog - March 25, 2012
Something to think about when you begin congratulating yourself on how far we've come - March 23, 2012
Hey, guess where my finger's been?!? - March 22, 2012
Today's Creative Merchandising Fail - March 12, 2012
Congratulations...y'all just set women's basketball back 50 years - March 8, 2012
Today on "Security Theater of the Absurd".... - March 5, 2012
Great moments in racist marketing tie-ins - March 3, 2012
The next time you feel moved to complain about your job.... - February 24, 2012
Well, there goes my birthday present.... - February 12, 2012
You have to know you're about to have a VERY bad day when this is the first thing you see - February 7, 2012
Something tells me you're planning to cut off something other than my head - January 19, 2012
It's not a shipwreck until you can see it from space - January 16, 2012
So...other than that, how was your vacation?? - January 16, 2012
This just in: North Dakota tries to be hip, fails miserably - January 2, 2012
Happy New Year...it's a food product, don'tchaknow?? - December 22, 2011
This week, Caturday comes early - December 10, 2011
Well, that would explain the new hood ornament on your Lexus - November 24, 2011
Thanksgiving first, THEN Christmas. Capice?? - November 20, 2011
Sunday in the park at UC-Davis - November 20, 2011
Today's fashion failure.... - November 14, 2011
The best (and shortest) commentary you'll hear on the Penn State scandal - November 11, 2011
And we all know that karma can be a real...well, it rhymes with "rich" - November 6, 2011
Looks like someone was taking his Neighborhood Watch duties a wee bit too seriously - November 5, 2011
Reports of the death of irony were evidently premature (#2) - October 26, 2011
OMG!! The puppies!! They got the puppies!! - October 15, 2011
Something I never had to deal with when I taught (yeah, it was a long time ago) - October 7, 2011
You have to know that your day's really going to suck when.... - September 26, 2011
Justice delayed is justice...oh, never mind.... - September 24, 2011
Not your usual Caturday post...and you thought I just make this stuff up?? - September 23, 2011
If I was King, Lewis Black would be Chief Executioner - September 18, 2011
Somethin' tells me yer doon it rong.... - September 18, 2011
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, eh?? - September 17, 2011
The Top Ten Excuses For Ignoring Unemployment - September 17, 2011
Move along, people...no racism here.... (#2) - September 15, 2011
As close as you'll ever get to seeing Sarah Palin naked - September 12, 2011
Well, that would explain the floods in the Northeast - September 1, 2011
Sometimes you feel like a radish.... - August 31, 2011
Hmm...somebody's gonna have some 'splainin' to do.... - August 27, 2011
Today on "Going To Hell In A Handbasket": Sports is what we're choosing to fight over? - August 24, 2011
Evidently, there's a minor fault line near DC called "Bush's Fault" - August 10, 2011
You know you just got beat by a girl when.... - August 5, 2011
What goes around comes around - July 25, 2011
Today's threat: Murderous gay Nazi Cannibals - July 24, 2011
This might just be why you're a dog person - July 17, 2011
I was thinking it might be the Rapture, but then I remembered this is L.A. we're talking about - July 12, 2011
If this was in Texas it would be a death penalty case - July 11, 2011
Happy Monday!! - July 3, 2011
No wonder I wake up with a headache - June 30, 2011
You know you're about to have a VERY bad day when.... - June 25, 2011
You won't be laughing when the undead learn how to drive a stick shift - June 23, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - June 19, 2011
You have to know you're in trouble when.... - June 17, 2011
Wieners...nothing but wieners.... - June 17, 2011
You know you're about to have a VERY bad day when.... - June 14, 2011
Great...now I have something else to talk to my doctor about - June 13, 2011
You know you're about to have a VERY bad day when.... - June 9, 2011
Another satisfied customer - May 30, 2011
From the "This Should Probably Be Self-Evident" Department.... - May 25, 2011
You know Hell is indistinguishable from Vicksburg, MS, when.... - May 25, 2011
As long as you get the important things right.... - May 24, 2011
Fortunately, I AM a morning person ;-) - May 22, 2011
Oops...our bad. Maybe the Mayans got it right? - May 22, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - May 20, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - May 17, 2011
And now, a moment of silence for this poor man's coronary arteries - May 7, 2011
Edumication?? We don't need no stinkin' edumication! - May 7, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - May 2, 2011
This is what happens when advertisers targets sex offender registries - April 26, 2011
If your ball comes to rest on an anti-personnel mine, you're entitled to relief no closer to the hole - April 20, 2011
This is why you shouldn't buy your vibrators via mailorder - April 18, 2011
You say you just can't shake the feeling that you're being watched? - April 15, 2011
Proof that it ain't easy being a superhero - April 13, 2011
And to think that this used to be a family show.... - April 10, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - April 7, 2011
If you keep saying, eventually you'll start believing it - April 7, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - April 3, 2011
Coming soon to a sex offender registry near you - April 1, 2011
Will they stop at nothing?? - March 30, 2011
Iran before the chador: Things looked a bit different, no? - March 28, 2011
Dude, it's gonna be tough to get a tow truck out here - March 22, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - March 19, 2011
Godwin's Law: Cats are not immune - March 18, 2011
MVP: Most Vulnerable Porn star - March 18, 2011
Happy Casual Sex Friday!! - March 18, 2011
Isn't this why Bill Clinton was impeached? - March 16, 2011
When they said you could work from home, I don't think this is what they had in mind - March 16, 2011
Maybe if she put up some blinds.... - March 11, 2011
I don't think this was what they meant when they said you could work from home - March 2, 2011
You know your day is about to get worse when....
Comments (1) - February 24, 2011
I wonder if they'd do the same thing for a food bank - February 17, 2011
Somewhere warm and breezy, Mike Hunt and Haywood Jablome are smiling - February 15, 2011
How media empires are built, #2 - February 15, 2011
How media empires are built - February 14, 2011
Uh...yeah; Happy Valentine's Day. Good luck with that.... - February 13, 2011
It must be over; the New York Post says so - February 11, 2011
How about telling us how you REALLY feel?? - February 4, 2011
A Cairo Chamber of Commerce moment - February 4, 2011
Sometimes, you just need to let that last carrot go, knowhutimean? - February 3, 2011
It's not a snowstorm unless you can see it from space - February 1, 2011
Greetings from Paradise.... - January 31, 2011
This week in unnecessary censorship - January 28, 2011
So...just how bad ARE things?? - January 18, 2011
The #1 threat we face has nothing to do with bears.... - January 1, 2011
The best 3:35 video about a blizzard you will ever see - December 29, 2010
Passive-agressive Barbie...you won't like her when she's angry - December 29, 2010
You know your day sucks when.... - December 28, 2010
As if life on Wall St. wasn't already fabulous enough.... - December 27, 2010
So that reservoir tip wasn't a big help, then?? - December 27, 2010
Three reasons I don't miss the '70s - December 24, 2010
'Tis the reason for the season...or not - December 24, 2010
Trust but verify - December 16, 2010
If loving Christmas is wrong...well, do I really want to be right?? - December 14, 2010
A picture that really is worth a thousand words - December 9, 2010
Things are tough all over.... - November 30, 2010
This is why you're fat - November 27, 2010
Sometimes, you really do need to make a decision
Comments (1) - November 25, 2010
Yep, this pretty much looks (not exactly) like my Thanksgiving - November 24, 2010
Two jerkographies for the price of one: So who's the bigger liar? - November 22, 2010
It's only punishment if you can't look fabulous doing it - November 20, 2010
And you might want to cut down on the fiber while you're at it - November 13, 2010
The more things change.... - November 12, 2010
They were actually served the still-beating hearts of the crew - November 12, 2010
Sadly, I never kept my hands above the covers - November 8, 2010
Keith Olbermann 1, Phil Griffin 0 - November 6, 2010
You definitely don't want to be that guy - November 5, 2010
He'd cleverly camouflaged himself with lettuce and mustard - October 25, 2010
Good to know the Gulf of Mexico is all better, eh?? - October 22, 2010
Let's hope no one was on the observation deck - October 20, 2010
I see London, I see Fran....oh, never mind.... - October 19, 2010
An honest look in the collective mirror - October 9, 2010
Today's communique from the Department of Gratuitous Homoeroticism - October 7, 2010
Sometimes words fail even me.... - October 6, 2010
In today's episode of "People Unclear On The Concept".... - October 6, 2010
And you wonder why I won't eat at McDonald's?? - October 1, 2010
And then there's the disturbing thought of being aroused by cows.... - September 28, 2010
CNN: Fair and mathematically challenged - September 27, 2010
Hey...didn't you use to be a news network? - September 23, 2010
Yes, pandas ARE evil - September 23, 2010
Cougar Nation is terribly disappointed in this turn of events - September 22, 2010
Yes, the rich really ARE different; they're far more self-absorbed - September 21, 2010
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - September 19, 2010
File this under "Things we're all probably better off not seeing" - September 17, 2010
A memory from the 1957 Abu Ghraib H.S. yearbook
Comments (1) - September 14, 2010
Remember, only you can prevent exploding ponies
Comments (2) - September 12, 2010
I TOLD them I didn't want to go to Sunday School.... - September 8, 2010
Hey, it's the only way he can get a date - September 4, 2010
My name is Hurricane Earl - September 4, 2010
Uh, how about southern Manitoba? - September 4, 2010
Another WWJD public service...via Tiger Woods - September 3, 2010
No wonder I'm still unemployed. Look what I have to compete with. - August 31, 2010
Low expectations means never having to worry about being disappointed - August 31, 2010
Time for a trip in the Wayback Machine.... - August 26, 2010
Today in History - August 26, 2010
A very good argument for becoming a vegetarian - August 23, 2010
Honey, we're not in Lake Oswego anymore.... - August 22, 2010
It's a toy...not proof of your worthiness - August 17, 2010
Travel can be a messy (and smelly) proposition - August 17, 2010
It's beautiful, glad you're not here.... - August 15, 2010
(&^% you for flying the (not so very) friendly skies, eh?? - August 12, 2010
Jack discovered too late that letting guests bring cameras was a bad idea - August 11, 2010
I don't care what you say...the new dress code sucks - August 10, 2010
I'm but one man...I can only buy so many magazines....
Comments (1) - August 9, 2010
Be afraid...be VERY afraid.... - July 29, 2010
After their release, they all went on a beer run - July 17, 2010
Always wear protection - July 16, 2010
Even worse, my patio is breeding teabaggers - July 15, 2010
Today's "WTF??" moment: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a...supermodel?? - July 1, 2010
Congratulations! Now you get to spend today trying to purge this from your imagination. ;-) - June 29, 2010
It's family reunion season. Be afraid. Be very afraid. - June 28, 2010
Well, then her husband came home...and things went from bad to worse - June 26, 2010
What? You think they have a better idea?? - June 24, 2010
If Al Roker does this, I'm outta here.... - June 20, 2010
For those of you celebrating it, Happy Father's Day - June 19, 2010
BP's Circle of Truth: An ever-expanding phenomenon - June 17, 2010
Thank God someone's looking out for the small people - June 17, 2010
But...what about BP and its shareholders?? - June 15, 2010
But we do have some lovely parting gifts for you - June 12, 2010
If you've ever lived with a teenage boy, this will make sense - June 11, 2010
Yes, Virginia...ridiculing BP never gets old - June 8, 2010
From the Department of Unintended Irony.... - June 6, 2010
Pelicans: for (hopefully) a limited time, now available in chocolate brown - June 5, 2010
I went to Louisiana...and all I got was this lousy bird - June 4, 2010
It's beautiful...wish you were here - June 3, 2010
Being BP means never having to worry about being held accountable - June 3, 2010
Dude, I feel your pain.... - June 1, 2010
Those who don't know history are condemned to be BP
Comments (1) - June 1, 2010
Proof that oil and water don't mix - May 31, 2010
Dude, you're #1!!! - May 31, 2010
The more things change, the more teenage boys stay the same - May 27, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking....
Comments (1) - May 26, 2010
Remind me again why offshore drilling (DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!) is a good thing.... - May 24, 2010
You know life is terribly unfair when....
Comments (1) - May 24, 2010
Proof that God, if she exists, is a vindictive, tone-deaf deity - May 22, 2010
Uh...thanks, but I think I'll live in my car - May 21, 2010
You know your day is going to suck when.... - May 20, 2010
Well, that explains the smile on Armstrong's face this morning.... - May 17, 2010
It wasn't my day to be in charge of his meds - May 17, 2010
When life hands you lemons, have BP make lemonade - May 15, 2010
And the best part is that they don't have to worry about cleaning up the mess - May 12, 2010
You know you're done when you have to drum up your own publicity - May 10, 2010
Another reason to practice safe sex - May 8, 2010
Yes, Mom and Dad, this is what your college fund is paying for - May 4, 2010
Tonight on the Food Channel, brought to you by BP.... - May 4, 2010
If we make it, the profit's ours. If we break it, the problem's yours. - May 2, 2010
Cue BP disclaiming responsibility in 4...3...2.... - April 30, 2010
Nope, no deserts here.... - April 28, 2010
Ceiling cat is venting his wrath on puny humans - April 24, 2010
Whatever it is...yer doon it rong.... - April 21, 2010
And nothing makes up for your shortcomings like carrying a firearm
Comments (1) - April 21, 2010
Tonight on a very special "To Catch A Predator".... - April 13, 2010
All Blacks must leave the store? Wait...what?? - April 11, 2010
Perhaps the loons can hoard iPads?? - April 9, 2010
And so it begins.... - April 8, 2010
I'm going to have to spend all day purging this image from my mind - April 8, 2010
Cruel and inhuman punishment? - April 5, 2010
And you've been wondering what would happen if the terrorists win? - April 4, 2010
Somebody's going to need health care soon - April 2, 2010
I hope your Friday will be better than this.... - March 23, 2010
Well, they do spend a lot of time naked in dressing rooms - March 23, 2010
We'll get to the rebuilding as soon as we're done snowboarding - March 23, 2010
They're in mourning - March 12, 2010
Nothing quite like exploiting the pain of an entire nation, eh? - March 11, 2010
Yeah, you'd be having a bad day, too.... - February 25, 2010
I'll alert the media.... - February 23, 2010
Someday, they will run the world. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. - February 20, 2010
Happy Caturday...Maine Coon kittens...my favorite ;-) - February 20, 2010
The amazing thing is that he found a parking spot in New York - February 18, 2010
Say hello to the 2010 Norwegian Olympic Clown Curling Team - February 11, 2010
14:59, 14:58, 14:57...enjoy it, 'cuz it ain't gonna last forever - February 9, 2010
Words fail me.... - February 4, 2010
My life as a Dilbert strip - January 27, 2010
And while you're out, you might want to buy a few lottery tickets - January 26, 2010
Homecoming at Cougartown Junior High School - January 24, 2010
Some would call this WAY too much of a good thing.... - January 23, 2010
From the Department of Unintended Irony Department - January 22, 2010
From the Department of Unitended Irony Department - January 20, 2010
Is our children learning? Eh, not so much.... - January 19, 2010
You should know that your license to be a parent is about to be pulled when.... - January 15, 2010
Nope...not on my iPhone, thank you very much..... - January 13, 2010
Tragedy in Haiti...so send us your puppy pictures?? - January 9, 2010
Don't let this happen to you (NSFW) - January 8, 2010
And dogs will pee on everything. Your point would be....?? - January 6, 2010
Real men don't pull out - January 5, 2010
It's probably easier to be El Rushbo without a heart - January 3, 2010
We are at war with...someone. We have ALWAYS been at war with...someone. - December 26, 2009
The War on Christmas comes to a Dollar Store in Portland - December 21, 2009
This is NOT going to look good on that Harvard application, is it? - December 10, 2009
Meanwhile, the War on Christmas rages on in the House of Representatives
Comments (1) - December 10, 2009
From this past weekend's "Cheerleaders for Tiger Woods" convention - December 9, 2009
'Tis the season, eh? - December 7, 2009
George Bush sucks...wait...WHAT??
Comments (1) - December 5, 2009
'Cuz this is WAY more entertaining than another story about the recession - December 3, 2009
Communication is a good thing - December 3, 2009
This just in from our Austin, TX bureau - December 2, 2009
Ain't technology grand...when it works the way it's supposed to? - November 23, 2009
No elaboration is necessary...is it?? - November 14, 2009
And you know what happens when the dog gets mad.... - November 8, 2009
'Cuz women are property, anyway...right?? - October 22, 2009
Let's hope someone else was driving.... - October 19, 2009
Happy Monday, y'all.... - October 19, 2009
Having apparently solved all other problems, Republicans begin eating their young - October 12, 2009
A Hell of our own creation - October 7, 2009
Uh...the last time I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it - September 25, 2009
Please? - September 22, 2009
'Cuz it's all about the children, don'tchaknow??
Comments (1) - September 15, 2009
OMG!!!! Now they're coming for our children!!!! - September 11, 2009
Sometimes a picture says more than mere words - September 7, 2009
Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves, knowhutimean? - September 4, 2009
Uh...thanks, but I think I'll have a salad.... ;-) - September 4, 2009
These brave souls protects our embassy in Kabul. From what, I'm not certain. - August 16, 2009
Well, the resemblance is uncanny, don'tchathink? - August 11, 2009
You might just have to admit you have a problem when.... - August 10, 2009
Oops...I guess I should be more careful, then?? - July 1, 2009
No good deed goes unpunished - June 30, 2009
The man who broke da Interweb - June 28, 2009
Land of the free...as long as you're straight (and narrow) - June 24, 2009
Now it can be told: Iran is secretly run by a cabal of "Chucky" dolls....
Comments (1) - June 23, 2009
Thank you for flying Hell Airlines.... - June 15, 2009
And then they went after the cougar dens.... - June 7, 2009
Action is where you find it, I suppose.... - June 4, 2009
In North Korea, this is what passes for a happy family - May 31, 2009
No worries...this whole Internet thing is just a fad - May 30, 2009
Yep...when gays can marry, it will be acceptable to have sex with ducks - May 27, 2009
At least the terrorists and Liberals haven't taken our beer...yet - May 26, 2009
You know you're about to have a bad day when....
Comments (1) - May 26, 2009
At least one thing survived Memorial Day intact - May 24, 2009
And the problem with this would be....? - May 21, 2009
We can only hope this is true - May 18, 2009
Oregon: not such a great place to be right about now, eh?? ;-) - May 2, 2009
No, it wasn't me.... - May 1, 2009
Dessert's going to involve the backstroke - April 26, 2009
Finger lickin'...something - April 25, 2009
Another sorry excuse for a human being - April 12, 2009
Thankfully, not something I've ever had to worry about.... - April 3, 2009
Nothing like inspiring confidence in the future, eh?? - March 17, 2009
You're know you're about to have a very bad day when.... - March 15, 2009
Yer doon it rong....
Comments (1) - March 7, 2009
And then whatchoogonnado?? - February 25, 2009
Realizing that you dated a d-----bag for 18 months? Priceless....
Comments (1) - February 18, 2009
You know, some questions are better off left unasked - January 31, 2009
Welcome (back) to the economy of 1982 - January 16, 2009
Coming soon to an unemployment line near you - January 7, 2009
And this is why I don't ski.... - December 18, 2008
Stop the presses!! Or not.... - December 12, 2008
Not a member of the Harriet Miers Fan Club - December 7, 2008
Time to put things into perspective - December 6, 2008
Ah, Schadenfruede...though art a fickle and yet highly entertaining wench - December 5, 2008
Now it can be revealed: Santa's Gmail account - December 2, 2008
Shh....we're hunting wabbits....
Comments (1) - November 26, 2008
No wonder traffic's always backed up.... - November 24, 2008
Yeah, that pretty much sums up my yesterday - November 20, 2008
I resemble that remark.... - November 16, 2008
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry. - November 14, 2008
We just love traveling.... - November 13, 2008
You'd think someone would want to claim this.... - November 10, 2008
And this is why I use a Mac, #2
Comments (1) - October 20, 2008
Yet another reason why I wouldn't live in DC - October 19, 2008
Yeah, that pretty much says it all, don'tchathink?? - October 17, 2008
Back to future...Grandpa would be so proud - October 17, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - October 12, 2008
Say hello to my new retirement plan - October 12, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - October 9, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - October 1, 2008
I couldn't have said it any better myself - September 15, 2008
Always leave 'em wanting with something to scratch their heads over - August 22, 2008
You had to know it was just a matter of time.... - August 20, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - August 17, 2008
Today's nominee for the Headline Hall of Fame - August 9, 2008
Sherman burns Atlanta. Again. Film @ 11.... - August 6, 2008
Somewhere, someone is at a severe disadvantage in their local @$$-kicking contest - August 5, 2008
I know they were changing the marquee, but still.... - August 3, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - August 2, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 31, 2008
When "success" is more important than integrity, this is where you end up
Comments (1) - July 28, 2008
You know you're having a bad day when.... - July 23, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 22, 2008
Today's signs that the Apoclaypse is upon us - July 20, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 19, 2008
Today's signs that the Apoclaypse is upon us - July 18, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us | TrackBacks (-1) - July 18, 2008
And it was really rather tasty - July 17, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 17, 2008
Keep moving people...nothing to see here...then again.... - July 16, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - July 16, 2008
I don't even think I want to know what's for dessert - July 15, 2008
Today's signs that the Apoclaypse is upon us - July 14, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 13, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (-2) - July 12, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 12, 2008
I see London, I see France.... - July 11, 2008
Today's signs that the Apoclaypse is upon us - July 10, 2008
Looks like someone didn't get the memo from the PC department
Comments (-1) - July 10, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 9, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (-1) - July 8, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 7, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 5, 2008
Today's signs that the Apoclaypse is upon us
Comments (-1) - July 4, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 3, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 2, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 1, 2008
Today's signs that the Apoclaypse is upon us
Comments (3) - June 30, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - June 28, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - June 27, 2008
I talk to the breasts...but they don't seem to be answering - June 27, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - June 26, 2008
Coming soon to a town near you: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse - June 26, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - June 25, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - June 16, 2008
That knock on my door had better not be an intern with a ruler - June 15, 2008
Would that I might have the wherewithal to do the same thing in the same situation - June 7, 2008
We've come a long way, baby...or not
Comments (1) - June 3, 2008
Perhaps there wasn't room for "Left-wing bloggers" on the list??
Comments (1) - June 2, 2008
At least it wasn't WalMart
Comments (1) - May 28, 2008
Thank you for flying Hell Airlines Flight 666 to Houston - May 9, 2008
You know you're about to have a very bad day when.... - April 24, 2008
I'll even have it delivered to your door! - April 13, 2008
Medic!! - March 28, 2008
Merry Christmas to...uh, wait.... - March 28, 2008
Miraculously, his arteries were as clean as a whistle - March 28, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 23, 2008
Hey, it's already sacrilegious...now it's just a matter of degree - March 18, 2008
Paging Billy Joel...we found the person who started the fire
Comments (1) - March 10, 2008
Happy (&^%$#@ Monday...if you'll need me, I'll be playing Russian Roulette in the living room
Comments (7) - March 5, 2008
I guess that when he said "no onions or pickles", he really meant it... - March 3, 2008
And she votes.... - February 24, 2008
Don't we all.... - February 23, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - February 15, 2008
It's just a word, people.... - February 15, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - February 10, 2008
This week in Stupid - February 9, 2008
No $#!+.... - January 27, 2008
This week in Stupid - January 23, 2008
Nothing quite like keeping your priorities in order, eh? - January 13, 2008
This week in Stupid - January 12, 2008
No, Hell didn't freeze over, but the suburbs certainly did
Comments (1) - January 10, 2008
Dude...what, you couldn't order a pizza?
Comments (4) - January 5, 2008
I know...January's got to be a huge letdown.... - January 1, 2008
A little "hair of the dog" for breakfast this New Year's Day?
Comments (1) - December 29, 2007
So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen. Goodbye. Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out of town. - December 26, 2007
Not exactly the reason for the season - December 25, 2007
Someone's been a very naughty boy
Comments (1) - December 25, 2007
Let's hope your Christmas dinner won't suck
Comments (2) - December 25, 2007
Ho ho...who you callin' a ho?? - December 24, 2007
Somewhere over Waco, Christmas comes to a halt - December 20, 2007
No autopsy, no foul - December 12, 2007
Badvertising 102
Comments (1) - December 10, 2007
Badvertising 101 - December 9, 2007
Hmm...what's wrong with this picture??
Comments (1) - December 1, 2007
Between a rock and a hard place - November 16, 2007
No, it doesn't make me want to go to England...but it does make me want to find a bathroom
Comments (3) - November 16, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - November 16, 2007
He's on the back nine at Kapalua right about now - November 14, 2007
Things that make me want to play Russian Roulette on the living room floor - November 9, 2007
The last time I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it
Comments (1) - November 9, 2007
You know you're really having a crappy day when.... - November 8, 2007
Something tells me this is not going to end well - November 1, 2007
Or tearing the head off small animals. Or eviscerating your wife. Or assassinating a President.... - October 31, 2007
We're from the government and...oh, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (1) - October 31, 2007
Happy Celebration of Evil Day!! - October 29, 2007
Nothing personal; it's just business - October 24, 2007
Freeper alert
Comments (1) - October 24, 2007
Wait until you see what they've done to ice cream
Comments (2) - October 22, 2007
Happy Monday!! - October 21, 2007
No, you can't take the trailer with you
Comments (2) - October 18, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - October 14, 2007
Hey, c'mon now...this is still a (dysfunctional) family show.... - October 13, 2007
Meanwhile, back at the Home for Retired Gay Superheroes.... - October 12, 2007
The latest addition to my Christmas list
Comments (1) - October 11, 2007
I have only two words for you: "restraining order"
Comments (2) - October 3, 2007
Yeah, but they're still a girl's best friend - September 25, 2007
Back to the future? - September 24, 2007
Dream on.... - September 23, 2007
No...it's not Photoshopped - September 23, 2007
Hey, let's not forget history here...after all, Hitler was a vegetarian
Comments (1) - September 20, 2007
You know you're about to have a VERY bad day when.... - September 16, 2007
It's that time of the week again - September 10, 2007
Another example of that fine AmeriKKKan edumicational system - September 9, 2007
Next time, you can be on top - September 9, 2007
Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes...ah (&^% it.... - September 5, 2007
Something to think about before a Super Wal-Mart comes to your neighborhood - September 1, 2007
Justice delayed is justice...oh, never mind.... - August 29, 2007
You couldn't just put down a bet??
Comments (1) - August 22, 2007
WAY too much of a good thing....
Comments (2) - August 21, 2007
Let's just hope they remember to bring Corona....
Comments (1) - August 17, 2007
Things fall apart
Comments (4) - August 16, 2007
The eye bleach...it does NOTHING!!! - August 10, 2007
This product has not yet been tested on Republicans - August 8, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - July 30, 2007
Need some help with those?
Comments (1) - July 15, 2007
Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you....
Comments (3) - June 27, 2007
Twin Peaks?
Comments (2) - June 24, 2007
And you're fortunate enough to be driving through it - June 21, 2007
No signs of foul play, but signs of foreplay were everywhere - June 17, 2007
Doing the right thing for the right reason - June 17, 2007
An appropriate metaphor...or did Robert Byrd not make it to the men's room again? - June 10, 2007
And you wonder why I never wanted to work for Pizza Hut.... - June 9, 2007
Coming to an eBay auction near you in 4...3...2...1....
Comments (1) - June 7, 2007
I don't know; I've been afraid to check - May 15, 2007
This is when you know that you no longer need a marketing department - May 7, 2007
Just when you though it was safe to go outside - May 3, 2007
It's the American Way
Comments (1) - May 2, 2007
It turns out that it was a failed attempt to set a record for the world's largest baked potato with sour cream - April 30, 2007
And you think your morning commute sucks....
Comments (3) - April 24, 2007
What's wrong with a simple answer? - April 22, 2007
Do the math....
Comments (4) - April 21, 2007
Even rodents mourn.... - April 19, 2007
A tragedy is a tragedy is a tragedy.... - April 12, 2007
The only proof he needed that God existed was music
Comments (1) - March 31, 2007
Happy Saturday!!
Comments (4) - March 30, 2007
Just when you'd begun to think that flying couldn't get any worse
Comments (2) - March 19, 2007
You know it's going to be an interesting news day when this phrase is all over the morning news
Comments (2) - March 19, 2007
Brought to you by "Metrosexuals 'r' Us" - March 13, 2007
You know you're in an obscure corner of da Interweb when.... - February 25, 2007
Damn...and the worst thing I had to worry about when I was in college was where I'd left my bong the night before....
Comments (1) - February 19, 2007
This week in Stoopid
Comments (3) - February 11, 2007
Would you like fries with that? - February 5, 2007
Things that make you go "Hmmm...."
Comments (1) - February 5, 2007
So how long before the Religious Right goes nuclear over this??
Comments (3) - February 1, 2007
A voice for reason, decency, and Texas common sense goes silent
Comments (2) - January 29, 2007
Or, you could just get a Mac and get off the merry-go-round
Comments (5) - January 22, 2007
If you need me, I'll be playing "frogger" in rush hour traffic on Hwy. 146 - January 22, 2007
This week in stoopid
Comments (1) - January 18, 2007
Greetings from Three Dog Nation
Comments (5) - January 12, 2007
And it's all the fault of that damn Interweb.... - January 9, 2007
Uh...so this is why we have magnetic ribbons on our SUV??
Comments (2) - January 3, 2007
Things to do in Grand Rapids when you're dead - January 2, 2007
All I did was plug in the cappucino machine....
Comments (1) - December 29, 2006
Life imitates art - December 28, 2006
Life in the Stone Age - December 26, 2006
Denial is more than a river in Egypt...it may be creating the river in Egypt
Comments (15)| TrackBacks (-1) - December 21, 2006
Merry Christmas...ughhh....
Comments (1) - December 8, 2006
'Tis the season, eh? - December 3, 2006
Oops...time to make a graceful exit.... - November 29, 2006
People unclear on the concept.... - November 17, 2006
A convincing argument for becoming an Aggie
Comments (2) - November 13, 2006
And he drank my beer and ate my chips!
Comments (1) - November 12, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - November 11, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - November 2, 2006
One man's question is another's crisis, I suppose - October 23, 2006
Who knew?
Comments (2) - October 22, 2006
Uh...a little help here?? - October 15, 2006
Not exactly what I saw when I looked out my front window this morning - October 6, 2006
Well, he did look kinda shifty and swarthy.... - September 22, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is (truly) upon us
Comments (4) - September 11, 2006
A time to remember...and never forget
Comments (3) - August 31, 2006
And you wonder why we can't agree on anything....
Comments (1) - August 23, 2006
The Apocalypse...called on account of lack of interest - August 22, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - August 19, 2006
Thank God we can count on the media to demand accountability
Comments (1) - August 9, 2006
Apparently, Godwin's Law applies to cats
Comments (6) - August 9, 2006
The best use of bacon since Rush Limbaugh - August 6, 2006
So, no chance for a second date, then??
Comments (2) - August 5, 2006
What I won't be doing this weekend
Comments (1) - August 3, 2006
Someone's going to lose a trailer
Comments (1) - August 3, 2006
Well, there goes that Lebanese vacation we'd been saving for - July 30, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 27, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - July 26, 2006
You know you're in big trouble when....
Comments (2) - July 23, 2006
Say hello to your eternal reward - July 19, 2006
The world according to PostSecret - July 16, 2006
Rights? We don't need any stinkin' rights!!
Comments (2) - July 12, 2006
And now for the truly important news....
Comments (1) - July 11, 2006
Oh, the stories we could tell - July 7, 2006
It's just advertising...what could possibly go wrong??
Comments (2) - July 4, 2006
"Nothing of importance happened today"
Comments (2) - July 1, 2006
Happy Canada Day! - June 27, 2006
Actually, I could get used to being considered a threat - June 26, 2006
Finally...the real threat exposed - June 26, 2006
And you think your daily commute sucks.... - June 8, 2006
Merry Christmas to me.... - June 6, 2006
Consider yourself warned
Comments (1) - June 6, 2006
Time for the obligatory "When Hell freezes over...." story, eh?
Comments (5) - May 28, 2006
The smartest guys in the room? Yeah, right.... - May 26, 2006
The bird flu hits Florida - May 10, 2006
This is why I no longer eat red meat - May 5, 2006
This knowledge really isn't on a need-to-know basis
Comments (2) - April 26, 2006
Can I go home now? My brain's full....
Comments (1) - April 23, 2006
Greetings from Floriduhhh....
Comments (2) - April 16, 2006
Aggravating over-zealous, hyper-sensitive Muslims in 3...2...1.... - April 15, 2006
Thank God for the brave jack-booted thugs at ATF who keep us safe from the threat of ninjas
Comments (4) - March 29, 2006
You know it's going to be a rough day when this is the first email you see
Comments (1) - March 3, 2006
Don't be evil
Comments (1) - March 2, 2006
You need a license to fish, hunt, drive car, or own a business, but any fool can be a parent. Nice, eh? - February 26, 2006
Just another Sunday morning in Paradise
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (4) - February 26, 2006
Tune in next week when we share stories of men marrying power tools
Comments (2) - February 25, 2006
Love hurts - February 21, 2006
Gentleman, start your lawyers....
Comments (1) - February 13, 2006
And this is why you do NOT want to piss this man off
Comments (3) - February 10, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - February 8, 2006
Over here, we just call them criminals and we lock them up
Comments (2) - February 8, 2006
Something about adding insult to injury....
Comments (3) - January 28, 2006
And this is why I wasn't a math major - January 27, 2006
Hey, come on now...it's only Baytown.... - January 24, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - January 4, 2006
Gentleman, start your panic generators.... - January 4, 2006
If these are God's people, I'm the Queen of England
Comments (1) - December 31, 2005
This certainly sums up 2005 as a whole, doesn't it? | TrackBacks (-1) - December 31, 2005
2005's best use of a homefield advantage - December 28, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - December 27, 2005
Just another North Texas weenie roast - December 25, 2005
This might be an indication - December 24, 2005
Making a list, and checking it twice....
Comments (1) - December 23, 2005
Life may be suffering, but this goes above and beyond the call - December 19, 2005
Pandering to the lowest common denominator - December 8, 2005
Moral courage and the bottom line: a case of mutual exclusivity
Comments (1) - December 4, 2005
How sad is it when you live in a state where the tallest building is a grain silo? - December 2, 2005
The world's longest condom on the world's largest erec...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.....
Comments (2) - November 26, 2005
Yes, 'tis a great day to be a duck - November 26, 2005
Yeah, but at least I'm not going to have to shovel any of it - November 23, 2005
Oops.... - November 20, 2005
And he'll be mowing your lawn tomorrow morning - November 17, 2005
When news really matters.... - November 15, 2005
Honey, where did we put the snowblower?? - November 14, 2005
A few DUMB@$$ (dis)honorable mentions - November 11, 2005
A time to pause and reflect
Comments (1) - November 6, 2005
We'll know Satan has assumed control when this happens....
Comments (1) - October 29, 2005
And, no, I wasn't there....#$^#%$!!! - February 23, 2005
You might want to give up on chasing those lost balls....
Comments (1) - February 22, 2005
Remembering a true original
Comments (1) - February 18, 2005
The Virgin Mary...or Bernadette Peters?? - February 16, 2005
Honey, lunch is here!!
Comments (1) - February 15, 2005
Thank God for California...or is it Sodom & Gomorrah?
Comments (3) - February 14, 2005
May all y'all get some tonight....
Comments (1) - February 13, 2005
It's the least you could do.... - February 12, 2005
And a grateful nation can once again rest easy - February 11, 2005
Side effects include ennui, furry palms, profuse bleeding from all orifices, hair loss, delusions of being Ryan Seacrest, inappropriate violent outbursts, unexplained oedipal urges, and an unnatural affinity for Broadway show tunes
Comments (1) - February 8, 2005
Just some good (not so clean) fun? - February 4, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us, Take 2
Comments (2) - February 4, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - January 24, 2005
Not what I had to deal with when I left for work this morning - January 24, 2005
If you need me, I'll be playing Russian Roulette on the living room floor
Comments (1) - January 23, 2005
Has anyone seen my shovel? Oh, wait; this isn't my front yard.... - January 23, 2005
It's here...wish you were beautiful.... - January 22, 2005
Well, no, this isn't tonight's forecast, but thanks for asking
Comments (3) - January 22, 2005
Which reminds me...I need to go trim my palm tree.... - January 17, 2005
Still wondering why I no longer live in Minnesota?
Comments (1) - January 13, 2005
Nothing a few well-placed corks couldn't fix - January 12, 2005
The TPRS fact-checking staff hard at work....
Comments (1) - January 12, 2005
Mom and Dad went to Malibu and all I got was this lousy rock - January 6, 2005
Can there be anything worse? - January 5, 2005
Welcome to my world....
Comments (1) - January 4, 2005
I'll bet O'Hare and LAX never have this problem....
Comments (2) - January 4, 2005
They'll have to make do with decaf - January 1, 2005
Dude, I know it killed 150,000 people, but that wave was RIGHTEOUS - December 30, 2004
Apparently, total world domination and enslavement will take a bit longer than we had planned - December 24, 2004
OK, so it's not 20" of fresh powder, but this is a big deal here - December 24, 2004
Another Chamber of Commerce day in Paradise
Comments (3) - December 23, 2004
It's beginning to feel a lot like Ontario....
Comments (1) - December 22, 2004
Just in time for Christmas.... - December 14, 2004
So when is the candlelight vigil??
Comments (4) - November 29, 2004
And this, kids, is why I LOVE South Texas
Comments (2) - November 27, 2004
At least this one didn't involve riots or Katherine Harris
Comments (4) - November 25, 2004
You mean turkeys don't come from grocery stores? - November 22, 2004
Not the way you'd want to start your week (update)....
Comments (8) - November 22, 2004
Not the way you'd want to start your week....
Comments (9) - November 21, 2004
And for my next trick...famine and pestilence....
Comments (6) - November 19, 2004
Can the lawyers be far behind?
Comments (5) - November 18, 2004
Busted again....
Comments (3) - November 17, 2004
And for my next trick...famine and pestilence
Comments (5) - November 12, 2004
Just another day in Paradise.... - October 23, 2004
Dammit, Jim; I'm a doctor- not a tech support rep!!
Comments (2) - October 22, 2004
Was it worth it?
Comments (11) - October 11, 2004
This just in....
Comments (1) - September 30, 2004
Send 30 kilos of white mice...no time to explain!! - September 29, 2004
Well, the good news is that the problem isn't your fuel pump....
Comments (1) - September 26, 2004
So, honey...other than that how was your day?? - September 25, 2004
How much can one state reasonably be expected to take?
Comments (2) - September 24, 2004
Here we go again....
Comments (1) - September 23, 2004
Well, there goes my tee time....
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (3) - September 17, 2004
I hope this wasn't the way you get to work every morning
Comments (1) - September 16, 2004
Once the TV crews leave, the work is just beginning - September 15, 2004
So, what do you think of our summer so far?
Comments (1) - September 14, 2004
It's lonely out in space...but you sure wouldn't want to be down there.... - September 13, 2004
Man, it must suck to be Jeb Bush these days....
Comments (1) - September 10, 2004
Um...honey, about that Jamaican vacation.... - September 5, 2004
Uh, does this meet our tee time's been cancelled??
Comments (2) - September 4, 2004
Well, there goes the weekend - September 2, 2004
This is not what you want to see in your rear-view mirror...or, guess how much I'm missing Miami now??
Comments (1) - September 2, 2004
Aunt Frances pays a visit to Puerto Rico - September 2, 2004
Timing is everything, eh?
Comments (1) - September 1, 2004
Anyone care to guess why I'm glad not to be in Miami anymore? - August 30, 2004
We're from the government, and we're here to...aw, screw it....
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - August 29, 2004
Gee, and all this time I'd thought we were universally loved - August 27, 2004
I'll bet you thought hurricanes never travelled to the Upper Midwest - August 26, 2004
Yeah, but NBC was happy, because the male demographic went through the roof (Chapter 2)
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (1) - August 25, 2004
At least he went out on top - August 24, 2004
Yeah, but NBC was happy, because the male demographic went through the roof
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - August 23, 2004
It's their world; I'm just coughing up the hairballs
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (4) - August 19, 2004
Slow progress, but it is progress - August 19, 2004
All the news that's fit to...well, basically ignore - August 18, 2004
And it may well get worse before it gets better - August 17, 2004
Now the real work begins....
Comments (1) - August 16, 2004
I hate it when that happens.... - August 15, 2004
It could have been us
Comments (3) - August 14, 2004
Greetings from Paradise...or what's left of it - August 13, 2004
Swing and a miss....
Comments (3) - August 13, 2004
Location, location, location....
Comments (2) - August 13, 2004
Greetings from Paradise...on Friday the 13th, no less
Comments (4) - August 12, 2004
Here comes Charley.... - August 12, 2004
All quiet on the Eastern Front...for now, at least
Comments (2) - August 12, 2004
Just when you began to think things might be getting back to normal.... - August 11, 2004
I just had to come to Florida during hurricane season, didn't I??
Comments (1) - August 11, 2004
Just working for the weekend - August 11, 2004
Well, then; I suppose we can safely assume that San Francisco will not be a target? - August 6, 2004
Consider the source - August 3, 2004
More lessons from our intrepid traveller
Comments (3) - July 29, 2004
At least there's no one in the underwear - July 26, 2004
And all this time I'd thought Republicans were responsible for this
Comments (3) - July 22, 2004
You'll miss me when I'm gone
Comments (1) - July 21, 2004
I am such a creature of habit.... - July 19, 2004
So randomly and gratuitouly causing injury is funny? - July 10, 2004
Someone's heading to Vegas,eh?? - July 8, 2004
Don't worry; no one on the Internet will recognize it- except your crazy ex-wife
Comments (1) - July 7, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - June 29, 2004
So does this mean you won't be needing those Domino's coupons? - June 27, 2004
More good news.... - June 26, 2004
The threats are everywhere, no? - June 25, 2004
Yes, Virginia, there are some things more important than this %#?&@ weblog, Chapter 2, Verse 1 - June 16, 2004
With friends like this, who needs enemas? - June 15, 2004
Why do I always find out about these things after the fact? - June 14, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - June 13, 2004
Not another day in the Kingdom
Comments (1) - June 12, 2004
Don't worry; when I buy my SUV, I won't be driving it in Paris, anyway
Comments (4) - June 11, 2004
Natural selection at work? - June 10, 2004
This is where I realize that I may need to be a wee bit more careful about what I write
Comments (3) - June 8, 2004
More from the TPRS foreign correspondent
Comments (1) - June 4, 2004
A little dose of perspective - May 16, 2004
Letting go is the hardest part - May 12, 2004
Coming to grips with the past, Part two - May 11, 2004
Coming to grips with the past
Comments (1) - May 7, 2004
Before long, we would be involved. The rest, as they say, is history. - May 7, 2004
Time for a change in career plans?
Comments (1) - April 29, 2004
Well, at least he can laugh.... - April 25, 2004
Too bad this didn't happen nine hours earlier as Kim was rolling through town - April 15, 2004
My God, hasn't the man suffered enough??
Comments (2) - April 14, 2004
I'm tired of Kibbles & Bits - April 13, 2004
Today's lesson in gender relations - April 11, 2004
Ouch...that's going to leave a mark.... | TrackBacks (2) - April 11, 2004
Um...honey, it looks as if Easter is going to be a bit delayed this year.... - April 6, 2004
Next week: Do it yourself brain surgery - March 19, 2004
Umm...is there supposed to be blond hair in my breakfast sausage??? - March 9, 2004
Your daily moment of Zen
Comments (2) - February 29, 2004
Damn...they're on to us, y'all....
Comments (3) - February 25, 2004
Oh, the humanity.... - February 23, 2004
Every now and then, I do manage to learn something - February 12, 2004
When good things happen to good people - February 6, 2004
We found them in a $19/night hotel room in Pasadena.... - February 5, 2004
Paris Hilton is going to be P!$$&D!!
Comments (1) - January 30, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - January 28, 2004
Time to score some points
Comments (1) - January 28, 2004
Sometimes the jokes almost write themselves, don't they?? - January 16, 2004
And while you're at it, feel free to waste my time and insult my intelligence
Comments (2) - January 5, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - December 31, 2003
Right now playing Russian Roulette seems a viable option
Comments (1) - December 24, 2003
Ho freakin' ho....
Comments (3) - December 19, 2003
Well, at least he's not doing the pork roast.... - December 18, 2003
It's fer your own good, li'l buddy.... - December 15, 2003
If I'm going to be known for something, does this have to be it??
Comments (1) - December 13, 2003
Nope, nothing to see here.... - December 12, 2003
This HAD to be one painful conversation
Comments (1) - December 6, 2003
Welcome to Not The People's Republic of Seabrook - December 4, 2003
No, I haven't fixed anything since my 8-track broke.... - November 22, 2003
At least he talks a good ball game
Comments (1) - November 21, 2003
Next time, I'll just go through the drive-through lane - November 17, 2003
Merry F*****g Christmas....
Comments (1) - November 13, 2003
Hey, no problem; last time I found Jimmy Hoffa
Comments (2) - November 12, 2003
Sometimes, you have to remember what is truly important- and it's not politics
Comments (1) - November 5, 2003
Does this mean I have to pick up my own underwear??
Comments (1) - October 31, 2003
Um, no...the trailer park is on the other side of the lake
Comments (1) - October 28, 2003
This is when I know I'm in over my head.... - October 28, 2003
A postcard from Hell - October 8, 2003
Ritual suicide is beginning to seem like an appealing option
Comments (4) - October 1, 2003
Toddler survives three weeks alone on ketchup, dry pasta, and Bush campaign commercials
Comments (2) - September 27, 2003
Yep, if you're not the lead dog, the view's always the same
Comments (1) - September 23, 2003
I get by with a little help from my new best friend
Comments (10) - September 19, 2003
When was our tee time?? - September 19, 2003
Are you ready for some football? Isabel was....
Comments (1) - September 17, 2003
Waiting on an uninvited guest
Comments (-94) - September 14, 2003
This ought to change a few vacation plans
Comments (1) - September 13, 2003
And it only goes downhill from here - September 12, 2003
Saying goodbye to "The Man In Black"
Comments (1) - September 12, 2003
A very bad day at the office - September 6, 2003
Boo is my co-pilot.... - September 6, 2003
You got me straight trippin', Boo.... - September 1, 2003
It's ain't always easy finding people to beat up on - August 27, 2003
It's about as close to "normal" as we'll be for awhile - August 26, 2003
Living sure beats the alternative, eh??
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (2) - August 25, 2003
And sometimes, good things DO happen to good people....
Comments (3) - August 25, 2003
OK; NOW can I take her home??
Comments (3) - August 25, 2003
They tell me patience is a virtue....
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - August 24, 2003
Is this someone's idea of a cruel joke??
Comments (4) - August 23, 2003
Time to circle the wagons
Comments (3) - August 22, 2003
It's good to have friends
Comments (1) - August 21, 2003
More hospital fun and games
Comments (1) - August 21, 2003
Waiting for Godot....
Comments (5) - August 20, 2003
Sometimes no news is just...no news
Comments (2) - August 19, 2003
And sometimes the worst part is simply not knowing
Comments (4) - August 19, 2003
This must be what the preacher meant by "In sickness and in health"
Comments (9) - August 18, 2003
Keeping our priorities straight - August 16, 2003
It all started in Springfield.... - August 16, 2003
Amazing what we take for granted, eh? - August 15, 2003
Blame Canada
Comments (1) - August 14, 2003
I so want to play hooky this morning.... - August 12, 2003
Maybe if I just posted some nude photos of Ann Coulter.... - August 11, 2003
Damn gremlins....
Comments (1) - August 9, 2003
Sic 'em, Bears!! Or not.... - August 8, 2003
Civility is not just a good idea- it's the law 'round these here parts - August 5, 2003
And sometimes I just want to laugh - August 3, 2003
Lightning strikes TPRS corporate HQ in Wahoo, NE. Film at 11.... - July 31, 2003
OK...NOW you can panic
Comments (1) - July 29, 2003
Sometimes the hardest part is letting go | TrackBacks (4) - July 26, 2003
Da Interweb is never wrong. Is it?? - July 24, 2003
The triumph of Good over Evil - July 23, 2003
It's good to be King (like I would know....) - July 22, 2003
Pass the hat, y'all.... - July 20, 2003
Now if he had been talking about France.... - July 18, 2003
Anna Nicole Smith is wondering where her mid-afternoon snack is - July 17, 2003
Poetic justice?
Comments (2) - July 11, 2003
Whither Claudette? - July 4, 2003
Oh, and before I forget....Happy Independence Day, y'all!! - July 4, 2003
When God wants to punish us, He answers our prayers - July 2, 2003
And no, there are no naked pictures of Patrick Buchanan, either - July 2, 2003
Love hurts.... - June 27, 2003
Let's see you put this one on a resume, eh?
Comments (4) - June 26, 2003
Will someone please take my credit card from me?
Comments (2) - June 26, 2003
500 monkeys on 500 keyboards....
Comments (1) - June 25, 2003
Random musings
Comments (9) - June 24, 2003
Ouch.... - June 23, 2003
Happy Birthday to the man without whom I wouldn't be here! - June 23, 2003
Another day, another existential crisis - June 21, 2003
What do you mean there's no drive-through window? - June 15, 2003
Who says I have to do something useful? It's a day of rest.... - June 12, 2003
Back in the saddle again....
Comments (1) - May 30, 2003
You do NOT want to come home to this
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (3) - May 30, 2003
Love, life, and lost friends - May 29, 2003
Sigh...they grow up so quickly, don't they??
Comments (7) - May 16, 2003
Is Russian Roulette played with five full or five empty chambers??
Comments (3) - May 6, 2003
There goes the neighborhood
Comments (5) - May 1, 2003
'Tis the season....
Comments (1) - April 29, 2003
There I was, just minding my own business
Comments (1) - April 26, 2003
The newest member of the family?
Comments (4) - April 21, 2003
It's a cast of thousands! - April 20, 2003
And here I just thought that everyone was happier than usual | TrackBacks (1) - April 19, 2003
It's good to be King - April 18, 2003
29 again??
Comments (13) - April 12, 2003
Time to smell the thorns, er, the roses.... - April 11, 2003
Stay tuned, y'all....
Comments (13) - April 11, 2003
There but for the grace of the beancounters.... - April 10, 2003
Who would have expected this?
Comments (3) - April 9, 2003
The Carnival's back in town - April 3, 2003
It's a good thing it was only a rental car - April 2, 2003
The scariest one yet....
Comments (2) - April 2, 2003
Spring is just another word for not being able to breathe
Comments (1) - March 31, 2003
The American Dental Association poster child, Part Deux - March 30, 2003
A trip to the Disabled List??
Comments (1) - March 30, 2003
The American Dental Association poster child
Comments (2) - March 29, 2003
Back when we thought we'd rule the world
Comments (3) - March 28, 2003
The Clearasil Poster Child, circa 1975
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (2) - March 27, 2003
Back in the day, before I became old and cynical - March 27, 2003
No, I'm not jealous (grumble, grumble....)
Comments (2) - March 27, 2003
And the wiener is.... - March 25, 2003
Just don't order the chili.... - March 24, 2003
In the beginning....
Comments (1) - March 24, 2003
Uhhhhh.....
Comments (2) - March 23, 2003
In the beginning....
Comments (1) - March 21, 2003
It's not paranoia if they really ARE watching, right?? - March 20, 2003
Dammit, it wasn't me.... - March 20, 2003
Friends? I've got friends??
Comments (1) - March 17, 2003
What a long, strange Spring Break.... - March 14, 2003
Not exactly the cover of Rolling Stone, but....
Comments (6) - March 8, 2003
This is not what I had in mind
Comments (2) - March 5, 2003
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life - March 4, 2003
And now, time for a reality check
Comments (2) - March 1, 2003
Anyone need a good house painter? Don't call me, then.... - February 27, 2003
Alone again, naturally - February 27, 2003
He was Jimmy Carter before Jimmy Carter was Jimmy Carter. - February 26, 2003
At least they didn't call me benign
Comments (2) - February 25, 2003
I R a collidge granulate
Comments (8) - February 23, 2003
Hmm...must have been a dog person.... - February 21, 2003
Man, just try to get her through an airport metal detector....
Comments (1) - February 21, 2003
Hello? Door locks?? - February 18, 2003
The carnival's coming! The Carnival's coming!!
Comments (1) - February 16, 2003
Spring Break will never be the same
Comments (1) - February 14, 2003
Testing.... - February 14, 2003
We've been experiencing technical difficulties....
Comments (1) - February 13, 2003
Watch your back, y'all....
Comments (1) - February 11, 2003
And it had to happen the day before the AA convention
Comments (1) - February 7, 2003
Man, am I in trouble now....
Comments (1) - February 5, 2003
Carnival of da Vanities
Comments (1) - February 4, 2003
Time to say goodbye....
Comments (1) - February 4, 2003
Seek professional help.... - February 3, 2003
Well, this certainly explains a lot....
Comments (3) - February 2, 2003
Getting back to living again
Comments (1) - January 31, 2003
It was fun until the cops broke up the party - January 29, 2003
The Carnival of the Vanities - January 26, 2003
You can't always get what you want...
Comments (2) - January 24, 2003
Is it me, or is the room spinning??
Comments (2) - January 17, 2003
Digging for inspiration
Comments (4) - January 16, 2003
This is not cool.... - January 16, 2003
Oh, if only it were a hangover....
Comments (1) - January 14, 2003
Woohoo!! Last one in the pool's a rotten egg!!
Comments (4) - January 9, 2003
The year that was (redux) - January 8, 2003
Welcome to the Carnival - January 8, 2003
The year that was (redux) - January 7, 2003
The year that was (redux) - January 6, 2003
The year that was (redux) - January 5, 2003
Requiem for a friend
Comments (1) - January 5, 2003
The year that was (redux) - January 4, 2003
The year that was (redux) - January 3, 2003
Have another doughnut, eh??
Comments (1) - January 3, 2003
The year that was (redux) - January 2, 2003
The year that was, redux - December 30, 2002
A crisis of confidence? Or just too much coffee??
Comments (3) - December 28, 2002
A helluva way to start your weekend, eh? - December 25, 2002
Christmas Thoughts - December 22, 2002
Maybe if we put some Prozac in the water....
Comments (1) - December 18, 2002
Help is on the way...finally
Comments (3) - December 11, 2002
So much for a White Christmas, eh??
Comments (1) - December 10, 2002
Yes, Virginia, we're in south Texas
Comments (3) - December 8, 2002
The day the music died
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (2) - December 6, 2002
Please welcome our next guest: The Migraine Fairy!!
Comments (-2) - October 25, 2002
Apparently, we still have a ways to go - October 24, 2002
Money and success really don't equal happiness
Comments (4) - October 23, 2002
Au revoir, mon ami - October 22, 2002
Stuffing eight pounds into a five pound sack - October 15, 2002
Terror comes home - October 4, 2002
Resident Evil
Comments (2) - October 2, 2002
Man, it must suck to live in Louisiana these days - October 1, 2002
Lili warms up by trashing Cuba
Comments (2) - October 1, 2002
Another weekend, another storm to worry about, eh?
Comments (2) - September 26, 2002
This could have been us....
Comments (1) - September 12, 2002
A day to remember and mourn
Comments (1) - September 11, 2002
Coming together
Comments (1) - September 11, 2002
9.11: For some of us, a day to quietly remember
Comments (2) - August 28, 2002
One of the saddest things imaginable
Comments (1) - August 7, 2002
The horror never ends.... - August 5, 2002
I love it! The first controversy!!
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