Recently in Mama told me there'd be days like this.... Category
- March 12, 2010
Nothing quite like exploiting the pain of an entire nation, eh?
Comments (0) - March 11, 2010
Yeah, you'd be having a bad day, too....
Comments (0) - February 25, 2010
I'll alert the media....
Comments (0) - February 23, 2010
Someday, they will run the world. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
Comments (0) - February 20, 2010
Happy Caturday...Maine Coon kittens...my favorite ;-)
Comments (0) - February 20, 2010
The amazing thing is that he found a parking spot in New York
Comments (0) - February 18, 2010
Say hello to the 2010 Norwegian Olympic Clown Curling Team
Comments (0) - February 11, 2010
14:59, 14:58, 14:57...enjoy it, 'cuz it ain't gonna last forever
Comments (0) - February 9, 2010
Words fail me....
Comments (0) - February 4, 2010
My life as a Dilbert strip
Comments (0) - January 27, 2010
And while you're out, you might want to buy a few lottery tickets
Comments (0) - January 26, 2010
Homecoming at Cougartown Junior High School
Comments (0) - January 24, 2010
Some would call this WAY too much of a good thing....
Comments (0) - January 23, 2010
From the Department of Unintended Irony Department
Comments (0) - January 22, 2010
From the Department of Unitended Irony Department
Comments (0) - January 20, 2010
Is our children learning? Eh, not so much....
Comments (0) - January 19, 2010
You should know that your license to be a parent is about to be pulled when....
Comments (0) - January 15, 2010
Nope...not on my iPhone, thank you very much.....
Comments (0) - January 13, 2010
Tragedy in Haiti...so send us your puppy pictures??
Comments (0) - January 9, 2010
Don't let this happen to you (NSFW)
Comments (0) - January 8, 2010
And dogs will pee on everything. Your point would be....??
Comments (0) - January 6, 2010
Real men don't pull out
Comments (0) - January 5, 2010
It's probably easier to be El Rushbo without a heart
Comments (0) - January 3, 2010
We are at war with...someone. We have ALWAYS been at war with...someone.
Comments (0) - December 26, 2009
The War on Christmas comes to a Dollar Store in Portland
Comments (0) - December 21, 2009
This is NOT going to look good on that Harvard application, is it?
Comments (0) - December 10, 2009
Meanwhile, the War on Christmas rages on in the House of Representatives
Comments (1) - December 10, 2009
From this past weekend's "Cheerleaders for Tiger Woods" convention
Comments (0) - December 9, 2009
'Tis the season, eh?
Comments (0) - December 7, 2009
George Bush sucks...wait...WHAT??
Comments (1) - December 5, 2009
'Cuz this is WAY more entertaining than another story about the recession
Comments (0) - December 3, 2009
Communication is a good thing
Comments (0) - December 3, 2009
This just in from our Austin, TX bureau
Comments (0) - December 2, 2009
Ain't technology grand...when it works the way it's supposed to?
Comments (0) - November 23, 2009
No elaboration is necessary...is it??
Comments (0) - November 14, 2009
And you know what happens when the dog gets mad....
Comments (0) - November 8, 2009
'Cuz women are property, anyway...right??
Comments (0) - October 22, 2009
Let's hope someone else was driving....
Comments (0) - October 19, 2009
Happy Monday, y'all....
Comments (0) - October 19, 2009
Having apparently solved all other problems, Republicans begin eating their young
Comments (0) - October 12, 2009
A Hell of our own creation
Comments (0) - October 7, 2009
Uh...the last time I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it
Comments (0) - September 25, 2009
Please?
Comments (0) - September 22, 2009
'Cuz it's all about the children, don'tchaknow??
Comments (1) - September 15, 2009
OMG!!!! Now they're coming for our children!!!!
Comments (0) - September 11, 2009
Sometimes a picture says more than mere words
Comments (0) - September 7, 2009
Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves, knowhutimean?
Comments (0) - September 4, 2009
Uh...thanks, but I think I'll have a salad.... ;-)
Comments (0) - September 4, 2009
These brave souls protects our embassy in Kabul. From what, I'm not certain.
Comments (0) - August 16, 2009
Well, the resemblance is uncanny, don'tchathink?
Comments (0) - August 11, 2009
You might just have to admit you have a problem when....
Comments (0) - August 10, 2009
Oops...I guess I should be more careful, then??
Comments (0) - July 1, 2009
No good deed goes unpunished
Comments (0) - June 30, 2009
The man who broke da Interweb
Comments (0) - June 28, 2009
Land of the free...as long as you're straight (and narrow)
Comments (0) - June 24, 2009
Now it can be told: Iran is secretly run by a cabal of "Chucky" dolls....
Comments (1) - June 23, 2009
Thank you for flying Hell Airlines....
Comments (0) - June 15, 2009
And then they went after the cougar dens....
Comments (0) - June 7, 2009
Action is where you find it, I suppose....
Comments (0) - June 4, 2009
In North Korea, this is what passes for a happy family
Comments (0) - May 31, 2009
No worries...this whole Internet thing is just a fad
Comments (0) - May 30, 2009
Yep...when gays can marry, it will be acceptable to have sex with ducks
Comments (0) - May 27, 2009
At least the terrorists and Liberals haven't taken our beer...yet
Comments (0) - May 26, 2009
You know you're about to have a bad day when....
Comments (1) - May 26, 2009
At least one thing survived Memorial Day intact
Comments (0) - May 24, 2009
And the problem with this would be....?
Comments (0) - May 21, 2009
We can only hope this is true
Comments (0) - May 18, 2009
Oregon: not such a great place to be right about now, eh?? ;-)
Comments (0) - May 2, 2009
No, it wasn't me....
Comments (0) - May 1, 2009
Dessert's going to involve the backstroke
Comments (0) - April 26, 2009
Finger lickin'...something
Comments (0) - April 25, 2009
Another sorry excuse for a human being
Comments (0) - April 12, 2009
Thankfully, not something I've ever had to worry about....
Comments (0) - April 3, 2009
Nothing like inspiring confidence in the future, eh??
Comments (0) - March 17, 2009
You're know you're about to have a very bad day when....
Comments (0) - March 15, 2009
Yer doon it rong....
Comments (1) - March 7, 2009
And then whatchoogonnado??
Comments (0) - February 25, 2009
Realizing that you dated a d-----bag for 18 months? Priceless....
Comments (1) - February 18, 2009
You know, some questions are better off left unasked
Comments (0) - January 31, 2009
Welcome (back) to the economy of 1982
Comments (0) - January 16, 2009
Coming soon to an unemployment line near you
Comments (0) - January 7, 2009
And this is why I don't ski....
Comments (0) - December 18, 2008
Stop the presses!! Or not....
Comments (0) - December 12, 2008
Not a member of the Harriet Miers Fan Club
Comments (0) - December 7, 2008
Time to put things into perspective
Comments (0) - December 6, 2008
Ah, Schadenfruede...though art a fickle and yet highly entertaining wench
Comments (0) - December 5, 2008
Now it can be revealed: Santa's Gmail account
Comments (0) - December 2, 2008
Shh....we're hunting wabbits....
Comments (1) - November 26, 2008
No wonder traffic's always backed up....
Comments (0) - November 24, 2008
Yeah, that pretty much sums up my yesterday
Comments (0) - November 20, 2008
I resemble that remark....
Comments (0) - November 16, 2008
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
Comments (0) - November 14, 2008
We just love traveling....
Comments (0) - November 13, 2008
You'd think someone would want to claim this....
Comments (0) - November 10, 2008
And this is why I use a Mac, #2
Comments (1) - October 20, 2008
Yet another reason why I wouldn't live in DC
Comments (0) - October 19, 2008
Yeah, that pretty much says it all, don'tchathink??
Comments (0) - October 17, 2008
Back to future...Grandpa would be so proud
Comments (0) - October 17, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - October 12, 2008
Say hello to my new retirement plan
Comments (0) - October 12, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - October 9, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - October 1, 2008
I couldn't have said it any better myself
Comments (0) - September 15, 2008
Always leave 'em wanting with something to scratch their heads over
Comments (0) - August 22, 2008
You had to know it was just a matter of time....
Comments (0) - August 20, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - August 17, 2008
Today's nominee for the Headline Hall of Fame
Comments (0) - August 9, 2008
Sherman burns Atlanta. Again. Film @ 11....
Comments (0) - August 6, 2008
Somewhere, someone is at a severe disadvantage in their local @$$-kicking contest
Comments (0) - August 5, 2008
I know they were changing the marquee, but still....
Comments (0) - August 3, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - August 2, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 31, 2008
When "success" is more important than integrity, this is where you end up
Comments (1) - July 28, 2008
You know you're having a bad day when....
Comments (0) - July 23, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 22, 2008
Today's signs that the Apoclaypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 20, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 19, 2008
Today's signs that the Apoclaypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 18, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-1) - July 18, 2008
And it was really rather tasty
Comments (0) - July 17, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 17, 2008
Keep moving people...nothing to see here...then again....
Comments (0) - July 16, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - July 16, 2008
I don't even think I want to know what's for dessert
Comments (0) - July 15, 2008
Today's signs that the Apoclaypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 14, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 13, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (-2) - July 12, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 12, 2008
I see London, I see France....
Comments (0) - July 11, 2008
Today's signs that the Apoclaypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 10, 2008
Looks like someone didn't get the memo from the PC department
Comments (-1) - July 10, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 9, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (-1) - July 8, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 7, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 5, 2008
Today's signs that the Apoclaypse is upon us
Comments (-1) - July 4, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 3, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 2, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 1, 2008
Today's signs that the Apoclaypse is upon us
Comments (3) - June 30, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - June 28, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - June 27, 2008
I talk to the breasts...but they don't seem to be answering
Comments (0) - June 27, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - June 26, 2008
Coming soon to a town near you: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Comments (0) - June 26, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - June 25, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - June 16, 2008
That knock on my door had better not be an intern with a ruler
Comments (0) - June 15, 2008
Would that I might have the wherewithal to do the same thing in the same situation
Comments (0) - June 7, 2008
We've come a long way, baby...or not
Comments (1) - June 3, 2008
Perhaps there wasn't room for "Left-wing bloggers" on the list??
Comments (1) - June 2, 2008
At least it wasn't WalMart
Comments (1) - May 28, 2008
Thank you for flying Hell Airlines Flight 666 to Houston
Comments (0) - May 9, 2008
You know you're about to have a very bad day when....
Comments (0) - April 24, 2008
I'll even have it delivered to your door!
Comments (0) - April 13, 2008
Medic!!
Comments (0) - March 28, 2008
Merry Christmas to...uh, wait....
Comments (0) - March 28, 2008
Miraculously, his arteries were as clean as a whistle
Comments (0) - March 28, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - March 23, 2008
Hey, it's already sacrilegious...now it's just a matter of degree
Comments (0) - March 18, 2008
Paging Billy Joel...we found the person who started the fire
Comments (1) - March 10, 2008
Happy (&^%$#@ Monday...if you'll need me, I'll be playing Russian Roulette in the living room
Comments (7) - March 5, 2008
I guess that when he said "no onions or pickles", he really meant it...
Comments (0) - March 3, 2008
And she votes....
Comments (0) - February 24, 2008
Don't we all....
Comments (0) - February 23, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - February 15, 2008
It's just a word, people....
Comments (0) - February 15, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - February 10, 2008
This week in Stupid
Comments (0) - February 9, 2008
No $#!+....
Comments (0) - January 27, 2008
This week in Stupid
Comments (0) - January 23, 2008
Nothing quite like keeping your priorities in order, eh?
Comments (0) - January 13, 2008
This week in Stupid
Comments (0) - January 12, 2008
No, Hell didn't freeze over, but the suburbs certainly did
Comments (1) - January 10, 2008
Dude...what, you couldn't order a pizza?
Comments (4) - January 5, 2008
I know...January's got to be a huge letdown....
Comments (0) - January 1, 2008
A little "hair of the dog" for breakfast this New Year's Day?
Comments (1) - December 29, 2007
So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen. Goodbye. Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out of town.
Comments (0) - December 26, 2007
Not exactly the reason for the season
Comments (0) - December 25, 2007
Someone's been a very naughty boy
Comments (1) - December 25, 2007
Let's hope your Christmas dinner won't suck
Comments (2) - December 25, 2007
Ho ho...who you callin' a ho??
Comments (0) - December 24, 2007
Somewhere over Waco, Christmas comes to a halt
Comments (0) - December 20, 2007
No autopsy, no foul
Comments (0) - December 12, 2007
Badvertising 102
Comments (1) - December 10, 2007
Badvertising 101
Comments (0) - December 9, 2007
Hmm...what's wrong with this picture??
Comments (1) - December 1, 2007
Between a rock and a hard place
Comments (0) - November 16, 2007
No, it doesn't make me want to go to England...but it does make me want to find a bathroom
Comments (3) - November 16, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - November 16, 2007
He's on the back nine at Kapalua right about now
Comments (0) - November 14, 2007
Things that make me want to play Russian Roulette on the living room floor
Comments (0) - November 9, 2007
The last time I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it
Comments (1) - November 9, 2007
You know you're really having a crappy day when....
Comments (0) - November 8, 2007
Something tells me this is not going to end well
Comments (0) - November 1, 2007
Or tearing the head off small animals. Or eviscerating your wife. Or assassinating a President....
Comments (0) - October 31, 2007
We're from the government and...oh, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (1) - October 31, 2007
Happy Celebration of Evil Day!!
Comments (0) - October 29, 2007
Nothing personal; it's just business
Comments (0) - October 24, 2007
Freeper alert
Comments (1) - October 24, 2007
Wait until you see what they've done to ice cream
Comments (2) - October 22, 2007
Happy Monday!!
Comments (0) - October 21, 2007
No, you can't take the trailer with you
Comments (2) - October 18, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - October 14, 2007
Hey, c'mon now...this is still a (dysfunctional) family show....
Comments (0) - October 13, 2007
Meanwhile, back at the Home for Retired Gay Superheroes....
Comments (0) - October 12, 2007
The latest addition to my Christmas list
Comments (1) - October 11, 2007
I have only two words for you: "restraining order"
Comments (2) - October 3, 2007
Yeah, but they're still a girl's best friend
Comments (0) - September 25, 2007
Back to the future?
Comments (0) - September 24, 2007
Dream on....
Comments (0) - September 23, 2007
No...it's not Photoshopped
Comments (0) - September 23, 2007
Hey, let's not forget history here...after all, Hitler was a vegetarian
Comments (1) - September 20, 2007
You know you're about to have a VERY bad day when....
Comments (0) - September 16, 2007
It's that time of the week again
Comments (0) - September 10, 2007
Another example of that fine AmeriKKKan edumicational system
Comments (0) - September 9, 2007
Next time, you can be on top
Comments (0) - September 9, 2007
Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes...ah (&^% it....
Comments (0) - September 5, 2007
Something to think about before a Super Wal-Mart comes to your neighborhood
Comments (0) - September 1, 2007
Justice delayed is justice...oh, never mind....
Comments (0) - August 29, 2007
You couldn't just put down a bet??
Comments (1) - August 22, 2007
WAY too much of a good thing....
Comments (2) - August 21, 2007
Let's just hope they remember to bring Corona....
Comments (1) - August 17, 2007
Things fall apart
Comments (4) - August 16, 2007
The eye bleach...it does NOTHING!!!
Comments (0) - August 10, 2007
This product has not yet been tested on Republicans
Comments (0) - August 8, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - July 30, 2007
Need some help with those?
Comments (1) - July 15, 2007
Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you....
Comments (3) - June 27, 2007
Twin Peaks?
Comments (2) - June 24, 2007
And you're fortunate enough to be driving through it
Comments (0) - June 21, 2007
No signs of foul play, but signs of foreplay were everywhere
Comments (0) - June 17, 2007
Doing the right thing for the right reason
Comments (0) - June 17, 2007
An appropriate metaphor...or did Robert Byrd not make it to the men's room again?
Comments (0) - June 10, 2007
And you wonder why I never wanted to work for Pizza Hut....
Comments (0) - June 9, 2007
Coming to an eBay auction near you in 4...3...2...1....
Comments (1) - June 7, 2007
I don't know; I've been afraid to check
Comments (0) - May 15, 2007
This is when you know that you no longer need a marketing department
Comments (0) - May 7, 2007
Just when you though it was safe to go outside
Comments (0) - May 3, 2007
It's the American Way
Comments (1) - May 2, 2007
It turns out that it was a failed attempt to set a record for the world's largest baked potato with sour cream
Comments (0) - April 30, 2007
And you think your morning commute sucks....
Comments (3) - April 24, 2007
What's wrong with a simple answer?
Comments (0) - April 22, 2007
Do the math....
Comments (4) - April 21, 2007
Even rodents mourn....
Comments (0) - April 19, 2007
A tragedy is a tragedy is a tragedy....
Comments (0) - April 12, 2007
The only proof he needed that God existed was music
Comments (1) - March 31, 2007
Happy Saturday!!
Comments (4) - March 30, 2007
Just when you'd begun to think that flying couldn't get any worse
Comments (2) - March 19, 2007
You know it's going to be an interesting news day when this phrase is all over the morning news
Comments (2) - March 19, 2007
Brought to you by "Metrosexuals 'r' Us"
Comments (0) - March 13, 2007
You know you're in an obscure corner of da Interweb when....
Comments (0) - February 25, 2007
Damn...and the worst thing I had to worry about when I was in college was where I'd left my bong the night before....
Comments (1) - February 19, 2007
This week in Stoopid
Comments (3) - February 11, 2007
Would you like fries with that?
Comments (0) - February 5, 2007
Things that make you go "Hmmm...."
Comments (1) - February 5, 2007
So how long before the Religious Right goes nuclear over this??
Comments (3) - February 1, 2007
A voice for reason, decency, and Texas common sense goes silent
Comments (2) - January 29, 2007
Or, you could just get a Mac and get off the merry-go-round
Comments (5) - January 22, 2007
If you need me, I'll be playing "frogger" in rush hour traffic on Hwy. 146
Comments (0) - January 22, 2007
This week in stoopid
Comments (1) - January 18, 2007
Greetings from Three Dog Nation
Comments (5) - January 12, 2007
And it's all the fault of that damn Interweb....
Comments (0) - January 9, 2007
Uh...so this is why we have magnetic ribbons on our SUV??
Comments (2) - January 3, 2007
Things to do in Grand Rapids when you're dead
Comments (0) - January 2, 2007
All I did was plug in the cappucino machine....
Comments (1) - December 29, 2006
Life imitates art
Comments (0) - December 28, 2006
Life in the Stone Age
Comments (0) - December 26, 2006
Denial is more than a river in Egypt...it may be creating the river in Egypt
Comments (15)| TrackBacks (-1) - December 21, 2006
Merry Christmas...ughhh....
Comments (1) - December 8, 2006
'Tis the season, eh?
Comments (0) - December 3, 2006
Oops...time to make a graceful exit....
Comments (0) - November 29, 2006
People unclear on the concept....
Comments (0) - November 17, 2006
A convincing argument for becoming an Aggie
Comments (2) - November 13, 2006
And he drank my beer and ate my chips!
Comments (1) - November 12, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - November 11, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - November 2, 2006
One man's question is another's crisis, I suppose
Comments (0) - October 23, 2006
Who knew?
Comments (2) - October 22, 2006
Uh...a little help here??
Comments (0) - October 15, 2006
Not exactly what I saw when I looked out my front window this morning
Comments (0) - October 6, 2006
Well, he did look kinda shifty and swarthy....
Comments (0) - September 22, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is (truly) upon us
Comments (4) - September 11, 2006
A time to remember...and never forget
Comments (3) - August 31, 2006
And you wonder why we can't agree on anything....
Comments (1) - August 23, 2006
The Apocalypse...called on account of lack of interest
Comments (0) - August 22, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - August 19, 2006
Thank God we can count on the media to demand accountability
Comments (1) - August 9, 2006
Apparently, Godwin's Law applies to cats
Comments (6) - August 9, 2006
The best use of bacon since Rush Limbaugh
Comments (0) - August 6, 2006
So, no chance for a second date, then??
Comments (2) - August 5, 2006
What I won't be doing this weekend
Comments (1) - August 3, 2006
Someone's going to lose a trailer
Comments (1) - August 3, 2006
Well, there goes that Lebanese vacation we'd been saving for
Comments (0) - July 30, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 27, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - July 26, 2006
You know you're in big trouble when....
Comments (2) - July 23, 2006
Say hello to your eternal reward
Comments (0) - July 19, 2006
The world according to PostSecret
Comments (0) - July 16, 2006
Rights? We don't need any stinkin' rights!!
Comments (2) - July 12, 2006
And now for the truly important news....
Comments (1) - July 11, 2006
Oh, the stories we could tell
Comments (0) - July 7, 2006
It's just advertising...what could possibly go wrong??
Comments (2) - July 4, 2006
"Nothing of importance happened today"
Comments (2) - July 1, 2006
Happy Canada Day!
Comments (0) - June 27, 2006
Actually, I could get used to being considered a threat
Comments (0) - June 26, 2006
Finally...the real threat exposed
Comments (0) - June 26, 2006
And you think your daily commute sucks....
Comments (0) - June 8, 2006
Merry Christmas to me....
Comments (0) - June 6, 2006
Consider yourself warned
Comments (1) - June 6, 2006
Time for the obligatory "When Hell freezes over...." story, eh?
Comments (5) - May 28, 2006
The smartest guys in the room? Yeah, right....
Comments (0) - May 26, 2006
The bird flu hits Florida
Comments (0) - May 10, 2006
This is why I no longer eat red meat
Comments (0) - May 5, 2006
This knowledge really isn't on a need-to-know basis
Comments (2) - April 26, 2006
Can I go home now? My brain's full....
Comments (1) - April 23, 2006
Greetings from Floriduhhh....
Comments (2) - April 16, 2006
Aggravating over-zealous, hyper-sensitive Muslims in 3...2...1....
Comments (0) - April 15, 2006
Thank God for the brave jack-booted thugs at ATF who keep us safe from the threat of ninjas
Comments (4) - March 29, 2006
You know it's going to be a rough day when this is the first email you see
Comments (1) - March 3, 2006
Don't be evil
Comments (1) - March 2, 2006
You need a license to fish, hunt, drive car, or own a business, but any fool can be a parent. Nice, eh?
Comments (0) - February 26, 2006
Just another Sunday morning in Paradise
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (4) - February 26, 2006
Tune in next week when we share stories of men marrying power tools
Comments (2) - February 25, 2006
Love hurts
Comments (0) - February 21, 2006
Gentleman, start your lawyers....
Comments (1) - February 13, 2006
And this is why you do NOT want to piss this man off
Comments (3) - February 10, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - February 8, 2006
Over here, we just call them criminals and we lock them up
Comments (2) - February 8, 2006
Something about adding insult to injury....
Comments (3) - January 28, 2006
And this is why I wasn't a math major
Comments (0) - January 27, 2006
Hey, come on now...it's only Baytown....
Comments (0) - January 24, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - January 4, 2006
Gentleman, start your panic generators....
Comments (0) - January 4, 2006
If these are God's people, I'm the Queen of England
Comments (1) - December 31, 2005
This certainly sums up 2005 as a whole, doesn't it?
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-1) - December 31, 2005
2005's best use of a homefield advantage
Comments (0) - December 28, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - December 27, 2005
Just another North Texas weenie roast
Comments (0) - December 25, 2005
This might be an indication
Comments (0) - December 24, 2005
Making a list, and checking it twice....
Comments (1) - December 23, 2005
Life may be suffering, but this goes above and beyond the call
Comments (0) - December 19, 2005
Pandering to the lowest common denominator
Comments (0) - December 8, 2005
Moral courage and the bottom line: a case of mutual exclusivity
Comments (1) - December 4, 2005
How sad is it when you live in a state where the tallest building is a grain silo?
Comments (0) - December 2, 2005
The world's longest condom on the world's largest erec...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.....
Comments (2) - November 26, 2005
Yes, 'tis a great day to be a duck
Comments (0) - November 26, 2005
Yeah, but at least I'm not going to have to shovel any of it
Comments (0) - November 23, 2005
Oops....
Comments (0) - November 20, 2005
And he'll be mowing your lawn tomorrow morning
Comments (0) - November 17, 2005
When news really matters....
Comments (0) - November 15, 2005
Honey, where did we put the snowblower??
Comments (0) - November 14, 2005
A few DUMB@$$ (dis)honorable mentions
Comments (0) - November 11, 2005
A time to pause and reflect
Comments (1) - November 6, 2005
We'll know Satan has assumed control when this happens....
Comments (1) - October 29, 2005
And, no, I wasn't there....#$^#%$!!!
Comments (0) - February 23, 2005
You might want to give up on chasing those lost balls....
Comments (1) - February 22, 2005
Remembering a true original
Comments (1) - February 18, 2005
The Virgin Mary...or Bernadette Peters?? - February 16, 2005
Honey, lunch is here!!
Comments (1) - February 15, 2005
Thank God for California...or is it Sodom & Gomorrah?
Comments (3) - February 14, 2005
May all y'all get some tonight....
Comments (1) - February 13, 2005
It's the least you could do.... - February 12, 2005
And a grateful nation can once again rest easy - February 11, 2005
Side effects include ennui, furry palms, profuse bleeding from all orifices, hair loss, delusions of being Ryan Seacrest, inappropriate violent outbursts, unexplained oedipal urges, and an unnatural affinity for Broadway show tunes
Comments (1) - February 8, 2005
Just some good (not so clean) fun? - February 4, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us, Take 2
Comments (2) - February 4, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - January 24, 2005
Not what I had to deal with when I left for work this morning - January 24, 2005
If you need me, I'll be playing Russian Roulette on the living room floor
Comments (1) - January 23, 2005
Has anyone seen my shovel? Oh, wait; this isn't my front yard.... - January 23, 2005
It's here...wish you were beautiful.... - January 22, 2005
Well, no, this isn't tonight's forecast, but thanks for asking
Comments (3) - January 22, 2005
Which reminds me...I need to go trim my palm tree.... - January 17, 2005
Still wondering why I no longer live in Minnesota?
Comments (1) - January 13, 2005
Nothing a few well-placed corks couldn't fix - January 12, 2005
The TPRS fact-checking staff hard at work....
Comments (1) - January 12, 2005
Mom and Dad went to Malibu and all I got was this lousy rock - January 6, 2005
Can there be anything worse? - January 5, 2005
Welcome to my world....
Comments (1) - January 4, 2005
I'll bet O'Hare and LAX never have this problem....
Comments (2) - January 4, 2005
They'll have to make do with decaf - January 1, 2005
Dude, I know it killed 150,000 people, but that wave was RIGHTEOUS - December 30, 2004
Apparently, total world domination and enslavement will take a bit longer than we had planned - December 24, 2004
OK, so it's not 20" of fresh powder, but this is a big deal here - December 24, 2004
Another Chamber of Commerce day in Paradise
Comments (3) - December 23, 2004
It's beginning to feel a lot like Ontario....
Comments (1) - December 22, 2004
Just in time for Christmas.... - December 14, 2004
So when is the candlelight vigil??
Comments (4) - November 29, 2004
And this, kids, is why I LOVE South Texas
Comments (2) - November 27, 2004
At least this one didn't involve riots or Katherine Harris
Comments (4) - November 25, 2004
You mean turkeys don't come from grocery stores? - November 22, 2004
Not the way you'd want to start your week (update)....
Comments (8) - November 22, 2004
Not the way you'd want to start your week....
Comments (9) - November 21, 2004
And for my next trick...famine and pestilence....
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