Recently in Now why didn't I think of that?? Category
- March 7, 2010
Time to recognize the real heroes
Comments (0) - March 6, 2010
Good luck with that....
Comments (0) - March 5, 2010
Suddenly, I feel so horribly inadequate....
Comments (0) - March 4, 2010
Coming to the 2012 Olympics...Heavy Metal Soccer
Comments (2) - February 27, 2010
It's Saturday, so here's a bunny balancing pancakes on his head ;-)
Comments (0) - February 24, 2010
As if we needed another reason to watch women's curling
Comments (1) - February 19, 2010
I've heard of "dick moves", but....
Comments (0) - February 18, 2010
This may just be why you're fat
Comments (0) - February 16, 2010
Whatever happened to warm milk?
Comments (0) - February 16, 2010
My new hero...is in detention
Comments (0) - February 15, 2010
Foreign policy by other means?
Comments (0) - February 13, 2010
This is about the only way you'd find me playing a video game
Comments (0) - February 12, 2010
A good reason to learn how to ski
Comments (0) - February 10, 2010
You think that's funny? I killed 30 million of my own countrymen!
Comments (0) - February 7, 2010
An ad you probably won't see during the Super Bowl
Comments (0) - February 7, 2010
Sadly, I won't be in Toronto next weekend
Comments (0) - February 5, 2010
FInally, conclusive scientific proof of water on Mars
Comments (0) - February 3, 2010
That's it!! We'll eat our way out of this recession!!
Comments (0) - February 3, 2010
And it makes perfect paninis!! Every Time!!
Comments (0) - January 29, 2010
I LOVE this woman...but, sadly, she's already married.... ;-(
Comments (0) - January 18, 2010
Sandra Bullock sucks the life force out of Meryl Streep...film @ 11
Comments (0) - January 17, 2010
Proof that bankers have feelings, too
Comments (0) - January 13, 2010
Horrible, fiery death: That's Allstate's stand
Comments (0) - January 7, 2010
Man, you know it's a slow news day when....
Comments (0) - January 5, 2010
It's good to see that Haywood's still around
Comments (1) - January 5, 2010
Hmm...words to live by?
Comments (0) - January 3, 2010
Guys, if starting your day with Erin Andrews is wrong, do you really want to be right?
Comments (0) - January 2, 2010
If I can do more of this, it will be a very good year
Comments (0) - January 2, 2010
I think I'd sooner starve
Comments (0) - December 30, 2009
In Belarus, the Party decides what's entertaining
Comments (0) - December 23, 2009
Another WWJD public service for you last-minute shoppers
Comments (0) - December 16, 2009
A Google logo we'd like to see
Comments (0) - December 13, 2009
Another WWJD public service announcement
Comments (0) - December 12, 2009
If I'm going to shoot myself, I want this to be the bullet
Comments (0) - December 8, 2009
Of course it's healthy...IT'S A SALAD!!!
Comments (2) - December 8, 2009
You say "playing World of Warcraft naked" like it's a bad thing.... ;-)
Comments (0) - December 4, 2009
The perfect Christmas gift for the bitter, unemployed single person in your life
Comments (0) - November 30, 2009
Definitely NOT what I want for Christmas
Comments (2) - November 29, 2009
Take a number and get in line....
Comments (0) - November 25, 2009
Appropriate symbolism, don'tcha think?
Comments (0) - November 23, 2009
Yeah, something's rising ;-)
Comments (1) - November 10, 2009
It's a breakfast food! No, it's living room furniture!!
Comments (0) - November 5, 2009
Presented for your listening and dancing pleasure....
Comments (0) - October 26, 2009
So this means the International Olympic Committee won't be including it in the 2012 Games?
Comments (0) - October 19, 2009
I just found my Halloween costume
Comments (0) - October 4, 2009
If Viagra just doesn't do it for you....
Comments (0) - October 1, 2009
Kneepads might have helped
Comments (0) - September 23, 2009
For what is da Interweb but a porn delivery system?
Comments (1) - September 23, 2009
Not surprisingly, it's been a HUGE hit in Tulsa
Comments (0) - September 21, 2009
Dude...and you wonder why you haven't had a date in months?
Comments (0) - September 14, 2009
OK, so he's a jackass...but he's certainly getting a lot of free publicity, eh?
Comments (0) - September 13, 2009
Happy Birthday!!
Comments (0) - September 5, 2009
A full service restaurant
Comments (0) - August 31, 2009
C'mon...it's guaranteed by the Second Amendment. What could POSSIBLY go wrong??
Comments (0) - August 23, 2009
This is why you're fat
Comments (0) - August 21, 2009
Best Humane Society Ad...EVER
Comments (0) - August 3, 2009
Good things come in small packages
Comments (0) - July 31, 2009
Lies, damn lies, and William Shatner doing Sarah Palin (her tweets, that is)
Comments (0) - July 29, 2009
She'd be delicious with fava beans and a nice Chianti
Comments (0) - July 28, 2009
Nothing says "I love you" like giving away bodily fluids
Comments (0) - July 26, 2009
Twitter: all the news that prit to fint
Comments (0) - July 22, 2009
Somewhere on a soundstage in Burbank....
Comments (0) - July 17, 2009
We're going to need a lot of dresses....
Comments (0) - July 3, 2009
Another great moment in marketing
Comments (0) - June 28, 2009
Plus, he's a chick magnet
Comments (0) - June 14, 2009
Take one of these and call me in the morning
Comments (0) - June 13, 2009
So, what's for dessert??
Comments (1) - June 13, 2009
My life...as illustrated by a donut
Comments (0) - June 12, 2009
Ah...I see my new car is here
Comments (0) - June 6, 2009
Ohpleasepleaseplease!!!!
Comments (0) - June 6, 2009
Steven Colbert makes the case against same-sex marriage
Comments (0) - May 31, 2009
Ah, if only....
Comments (0) - May 16, 2009
Just when you'd begun to think Republicans had found their sense of humor....
Comments (0) - May 15, 2009
Makes you wonder what's for dessert, eh?
Comments (0) - May 9, 2009
Well, that would explain the limos parked outside WalMart
Comments (0) - May 6, 2009
Something to ponder
Comments (0) - May 5, 2009
Something to keep in mind this Cinco de Mayo
Comments (0) - May 4, 2009
This is what we get for thinking with the wrong head
Comments (0) - May 3, 2009
And he was good at it
Comments (0) - April 28, 2009
Hey, me too!!
Comments (0) - April 26, 2009
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!!
Comments (0) - April 21, 2009
So, Stockton is worth defending, then??
Comments (0) - April 8, 2009
Sometimes, words seem so horribly insufficient....
Comments (0) - April 7, 2009
It's always worked for me....
Comments (0) - April 5, 2009
So simple...I wish I'd thought of this myself ;-)
Comments (1) - March 26, 2009
And it comes with a defibrillator and a side of Lipitor
Comments (1) - March 25, 2009
And now...a word from our sponsor....
Comments (0) - March 21, 2009
Not exactly what's for breakfast
Comments (0) - March 19, 2009
And you wonder why Western Civilization is in free fall....
Comments (0) - March 12, 2009
OK...I'll fess up.... ;-)
Comments (0) - March 6, 2009
My hero, Part III....
Comments (0) - March 3, 2009
Real Americans swallow
Comments (0) - February 26, 2009
Must...refrain...from...using...painfully...obvious...metaphors....
Comments (0) - February 23, 2009
How 'bout I save y'all some time??
Comments (0) - February 20, 2009
Well, that makes one less movie I have to see....
Comments (0) - February 20, 2009
Today's weather with an attitude is brought to you by....
Comments (0) - February 15, 2009
A visual primer on the reasons our economy is so (&^%$# up
Comments (0) - February 11, 2009
Now here's a game I could play
Comments (0) - February 3, 2009
Now in Feel-A-Round!!
Comments (0) - January 29, 2009
She did what with the asparagus?? Oh my....
Comments (0) - January 29, 2009
Yes, if I was selling a 1990 Lincoln Town Car, I'd do the same thing
Comments (0) - January 26, 2009
Something to think about....
Comments (0) - January 26, 2009
Jesus, half of Australia...or Sherlock Holmes??
Comments (0) - January 26, 2009
Amazingly life-like, don'tchathink??
Comments (0) - January 24, 2009
Yes, those are bacon bikinis...and this is as close as you will ever get to that
Comments (1) - January 18, 2009
What's so funny about...?
Comments (0) - January 15, 2009
If it works with your cat, why not Uncle Ed??
Comments (0) - January 13, 2009
Ms. Perino...Larry Flynt on line three....
Comments (1) - January 12, 2009
I'll tell you what; if it involves a Swedish girl and a pair of kneepads, you've got a deal
Comments (0) - January 11, 2009
Doing the right thing...ur doing it right
Comments (0) - January 8, 2009
Sometimes, a picture really can be worth a thousand words
Comments (0) - January 1, 2009
14: 56...14:57...14:58...the Internet is waiting for you
Comments (0) - December 28, 2008
Cuddly. Affectionate. Looking for a good home. And three Norwegian Wolfhounds a day.
Comments (0) - December 27, 2008
Snowzilla lives!!
Comments (0) - December 26, 2008
Is this what they mean by "food porn"??
Comments (1) - December 25, 2008
My thoughts exactly
Comments (0) - December 22, 2008
If you're wondering why your engine is running a little rough....
Comments (0) - December 20, 2008
The Christmas gift for the radical Islamofascist who has everything
Comments (0) - December 13, 2008
Say no more....
Comments (2) - December 12, 2008
Yeah, I'd stalk Erin Andrews, but I'd have to take a number
Comments (0) - December 11, 2008
In case you've had a bad week, here's a little Erin Andrews to cheer you up
Comments (1) - December 10, 2008
Jesus loves me, this I know....
Comments (0) - December 5, 2008
What's a nine-letter word for "too much time on your hands"?
Comments (0) - December 4, 2008
If would be funnier if it wasn't so true
Comments (0) - November 30, 2008
Lesson 1: How not to get faster service in the drive-through lane
Comments (0) - November 27, 2008
Sarah Palin: the gift that keeps on giving
Comments (0) - November 23, 2008
How 'bout a tall, frosty glass of "BUSTED!!"?
Comments (0) - November 19, 2008
NOW do you understand the importance of a good breakfast??
Comments (0) - November 17, 2008
I'll choose door number three, Johnny....
Comments (0) - November 17, 2008
When combined with Fukitol, some patients are able to resume their normal, pointless lives
Comments (0) - November 16, 2008
Parenting 101
Comments (0) - November 15, 2008
Reason #145 for becoming a vegetarian
Comments (0) - November 13, 2008
I think they forgot "pensive" and "bemused"
Comments (0) - November 7, 2008
Efficiency? Communication? Research? Nah...how about dog tricks??
Comments (0) - October 29, 2008
I could learn to like Halloween....
Comments (2) - October 27, 2008
Farm animals need space to turn around?
Comments (0) - October 21, 2008
Politics? Who needs politics? I have Faith Hill in a bikini!! Yippee!!!
Comments (4) - October 19, 2008
I only wish I could take credit for this....
Comments (0) - October 6, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - September 30, 2008
And a free chocolate chip cookie....
Comments (0) - September 28, 2008
And you think I make this stuff up....
Comments (0) - September 14, 2008
Just in time for Sunday Brunch....
Comments (1) - September 8, 2008
My next vacation destination
Comments (0) - September 4, 2008
Enough politics...sometimes ya just wanna have a few good laughs
Comments (0) - August 27, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #6
Comments (0) - August 27, 2008
Gordon Ramsay...lightly braised and served with a white wine sauce
Comments (0) - August 25, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #5
Comments (0) - August 24, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #4
Comments (0) - August 23, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #3
Comments (1) - August 20, 2008
Because everyone knows that engineers don't have sex
Comments (0) - August 20, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #2
Comments (0) - August 19, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball"
Comments (1) - August 14, 2008
Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie (apologies to Jackson Browne)
Comments (0) - August 12, 2008
A voice deserving of a wider audience
Comments (2) - July 29, 2008
Because shouldn't we be judging women by something other than their bra size?
Comments (0) - July 27, 2008
Uh, yeah...I'd watch that....
Comments (0) - July 27, 2008
Good girls don't
Comments (0) - July 15, 2008
Life without cars? Isn't that, like, borderline un-American??
Comments (0) - July 13, 2008
No wonder I can't get a date
Comments (0) - July 11, 2008
And all these years, I'd thought Tennessee was the gay state
Comments (0) - July 11, 2008
No, it wasn't me...but I wish it would have been
Comments (0) - July 8, 2008
Go ahead...make my day!
Comments (0) - July 6, 2008
Because if you can't have sex, you may as well have bacon
Comments (0) - July 6, 2008
Today's signs that the Apoclaypse is upon us
Comments (0) - July 5, 2008
Bikinis are our friends
Comments (1) - July 5, 2008
Above everything else, this is still true
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-1) - July 4, 2008
Here's to hoping your Fourth of July was a safe and enjoyable one
Comments (0) - July 2, 2008
I can only wonder what they might offer on "Steak and a BJ Day"
Comments (0) - June 24, 2008
Buy a Chrysler and ignore reality!
Comments (0) - June 22, 2008
Perhaps I'm in the wrong line of work
Comments (-1) - June 17, 2008
He may be a lying sack of dog excrement, but he apparently does have one notable talent
Comments (0) - June 17, 2008
Your tax dollars at work...in the pursuit of science
Comments (0) - June 15, 2008
And we're going to party like it's 2009
Comments (0) - June 8, 2008
Thanks, but I'll think I'll wait for the pizza and beer offsets
Comments (-2) - June 8, 2008
Nothing like a little American ingenuity, eh??
Comments (-1) - June 7, 2008
Sometimes, there just aren't words available....
Comments (-1) - June 2, 2008
"Artist porn"? Or just art?
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-2) - May 27, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - April 21, 2008
The Olympic spirit. Catch it. Or die trying.
Comments (0) - April 21, 2008
Now this kind of airline merger we could all get behind
Comments (0) - April 16, 2008
And after you've succeeded in coaxing her out of it, you've got breakfast
Comments (0) - April 12, 2008
Just in time for Christmas....Hello Kitty tombstones
Comments (-1)| TrackBacks (-7) - April 8, 2008
If you'd like, I'll sign your...um...bosoms...for no extra charge
Comments (0) - March 23, 2008
Now you know....
Comments (2) - March 23, 2008
Grab some fava beans and a nice Chianti, and you've got yourself a meal
Comments (0) - March 9, 2008
No...no, it isn't
Comments (1) - March 4, 2008
News you can use...although for what I have no idea
Comments (2) - March 2, 2008
Regular or Diet??
Comments (0) - February 29, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - February 24, 2008
This week's best post title of all time
Comments (0) - February 24, 2008
Hey, ladies! Having trouble keeping your man happy? Just pretend it's 1955!
Comments (0) - February 16, 2008
And they'll play "Detroit Rock City" repeatedly at my funeral
Comments (0) - February 12, 2008
Ah, that's just cruel....
Comments (0) - February 12, 2008
Two of the world's best things...and the beer doesn't look bad, either
Comments (0) - February 9, 2008
I wonder if you can get extra cheese and onions with that?
Comments (0) - February 6, 2008
When you demand accountability, this oughta do the trick
Comments (0) - January 31, 2008
What the fashion...uh, forward male is wearing these days...in New Zealand
Comments (0) - January 26, 2008
And we love getting flowers ;o)
Comments (0) - January 24, 2008
Not that we're desperate or anything....
Comments (0) - January 21, 2008
OK, but can you fix my broken RSS feed?
Comments (0) - January 20, 2008
And it could also be used on those idiot neighbors and their pesky kids
Comments (0) - January 17, 2008
A not-so-subliminal message
Comments (2) - January 9, 2008
Still crazy after all these years....
Comments (1) - January 3, 2008
No good deed goes unpunished
Comments (0) - January 1, 2008
Now this sort of resolution I can get behind....
Comments (0) - December 31, 2007
Looks like the Aggie booger-mining team was at the game
Comments (0) - December 30, 2007
Don't try this at home, kids. She's a professional...or she's drunk....
Comments (0) - December 25, 2007
A very Madison Avenue Christmas
Comments (0) - December 24, 2007
And so it begins....
Comments (0) - December 23, 2007
I think I would have pureed it myself
Comments (0) - December 21, 2007
Yeah, traffic kinda backed up after they found the disembodied head in the fast lane
Comments (0) - December 20, 2007
The single guy's dream job
Comments (1) - December 13, 2007
For those of you who didn't go to Catholic School
Comments (0) - December 12, 2007
Uh...sorry; I was trying to reach the Dupont Circle Domino's....
Comments (0) - December 7, 2007
Art imitates life
Comments (0) - December 3, 2007
I'm feeling healthier already
Comments (1) - December 2, 2007
Not to be alarmist or anything....
Comments (0) - November 30, 2007
It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's Santa Dog!!
Comments (1) - November 29, 2007
A square peg in a world of round holes
Comments (0) - November 28, 2007
And look what a fine specimen of manhood I turned out to be....
Comments (0) - November 25, 2007
Tomorrow at a press conference Ron Paul will introduce him as his running mate
Comments (6) - November 25, 2007
Yes, guys, this is about as close as you'll ever get to these
Comments (2) - November 24, 2007
Your tax dollars at work...eh, perhaps not....
Comments (0) - November 22, 2007
It's all about keeping your priorities straight
Comments (0) - November 20, 2007
The classical version of "Fractured Fairy Tales"
Comments (0) - November 19, 2007
Morality and decency are for losers who won't [insert tasteless sexual double entendre here]
Comments (0) - November 18, 2007
It's all fun and games until they nail your feet to the board
Comments (0) - November 15, 2007
Yes, it surely is....
Comments (0) - November 13, 2007
Truth is for those losers who can't handle effective marketing
Comments (0) - November 9, 2007
This one I'll leave to your imagination
Comments (2) - November 4, 2007
Wide-stanced race-card-playing fascists
Comments (0) - October 28, 2007
Oh, so this is why it's called "food porn"??
Comments (1) - October 24, 2007
Good advice....
Comments (0) - October 23, 2007
Yeah, that sums it up very nicely
Comments (2) - October 17, 2007
Die like a man II
Comments (1) - October 17, 2007
And it gets great mileage....
Comments (0) - October 16, 2007
Die like a man
Comments (3) - October 10, 2007
And when you're done, I have another appendage you can paint....
Comments (0) - October 10, 2007
Uh...that ain't no tomato....
Comments (0) - October 10, 2007
It's a bird...it's a plane...it's...oh, my....
Comments (0) - October 4, 2007
Monkey see, monkey do
Comments (0) - September 23, 2007
OK, so she's naked...does anything else REALLY matter??
Comments (1) - September 22, 2007
Meanwhile...somewhere on a sound stage in Burbank....
Comments (0) - September 14, 2007
Ain't love grand??
Comments (0) - September 12, 2007
Guess what I'm having with my coffee this morning?
Comments (0) - September 6, 2007
It's certainly cheaper than providing decent customer service
Comments (0) - September 1, 2007
Whatever it takes....
Comments (0) - August 21, 2007
Won't you help by doing what you can??
Comments (0) - August 18, 2007
Y'all can die with a smile on your face....
Comments (0) - August 10, 2007
Yeah...guess how glad I am that I don't live in Oklahoma
Comments (0) - August 8, 2007
A step in the right direction...or another example of incipient, creeping socialism??
Comments (0) - August 7, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - August 4, 2007
I can hardly wait until the Franz Kafka campaign
Comments (0) - July 30, 2007
Ah...finally, someone with some standards
Comments (0) - July 29, 2007
Let the punishment fit the crime
Comments (4) - July 24, 2007
Yes, it's official....
Comments (0) - July 21, 2007
Thank God for effective product placement
Comments (0) - July 21, 2007
From the Abu Ghraib collection
Comments (0) - July 17, 2007
Wow...you really can find anything on eBay....
Comments (0) - July 17, 2007
Why not spend it on a hooker and a dime bag instead?
Comments (0) - July 16, 2007
Well, how else are you going to get Marion Barry to show up for meetings?
Comments (0) - July 13, 2007
Still spreading the Good Word
Comments (0) - July 11, 2007
The eternal question....
Comments (1) - July 8, 2007
Effective Product Placement 101
Comments (4) - July 7, 2007
O God of Irony, thou art a wondrous and cunning God
Comments (0) - June 25, 2007
Marketing campaigns we'd like to see, #2
Comments (0) - June 22, 2007
Marketing campaigns we'd like to see
Comments (0) - June 20, 2007
Somehow, I can't see this being a big hit in Miami
Comments (0) - June 1, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #13
Comments (0) - May 31, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #12
Comments (0) - May 30, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #11
Comments (1) - May 28, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #10
Comments (0) - May 27, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #9
Comments (1) - May 26, 2007
I prefer mine with ketchup and onions
Comments (5) - May 26, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #8
Comments (0) - May 25, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #7
Comments (0) - May 25, 2007
Why settle for the real thing, when you can have rampant mediocrity?
Comments (0) - May 24, 2007
It was only a matter of time....
Comments (1) - May 24, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #6
Comments (0) - May 23, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #4
Comments (0) - May 22, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #3
Comments (0) - May 15, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #2
Comments (0) - May 14, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #1
Comments (1) - May 14, 2007
If you believe that nothing happens by coincidence....
Comments (2) - May 11, 2007
OK, even I had to admit that this brought a smile to my face
Comments (0) - May 11, 2007
Maybe it was her senior project?
Comments (4) - May 5, 2007
...and being happy sure beats the alternative, no?
Comments (0) - May 5, 2007
You won't like us when we're exporting democracy
Comments (0) - April 27, 2007
A lesson the Bush Administration could benefit from
Comments (0) - April 26, 2007
Well, you can always sell it on eBay....
Comments (0) - April 18, 2007
Take a number, ladies
Comments (4) - April 10, 2007
And a child shall lead us
Comments (7) - April 1, 2007
This is gonna bring a whole new meaning to "multi-tasking", eh??
Comments (4) - March 29, 2007
You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when....
Comments (2) - March 23, 2007
Surely you can understand that we're shallow and superficial...and stop calling me Shirley!!
Comments (4) - March 21, 2007
You mean there's a cure??
Comments (2) - March 20, 2007
OK, so the listing's been removed...and I almost won
Comments (0) - March 5, 2007
Hey, a man can dream, can't he??
Comments (2) - February 27, 2007
We should all aspire to make a difference like this
Comments (0) - February 23, 2007
Don't get mad, get...horny?
Comments (3) - February 16, 2007
The. best. headline. EVER.
Comments (2) - February 16, 2007
When you're just too damn lazy to drag yourself out of bed to make it to the protest....
Comments (0) - February 2, 2007
So the difference between this and porn would be...?
Comments (4) - January 31, 2007
For years, I've secretly harbored the dream- the dream of one day becoming a professional pillowfighter
Comments (1) - January 26, 2007
Hurry! This is an (un)limited time offer!
Comments (4) - January 25, 2007
PETA's State of the Union is...well...nekkid
Comments (1) - January 15, 2007
Memo to haters: suck it!
Comments (3) - January 12, 2007
Yeah, but was it oil-based or latex?
Comments (1) - January 11, 2007
Shrinkage! We got shrinkage!!
Comments (0) - January 10, 2007
Everybody wants to rule the world...Steve Jobs actually does
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (-2) - December 25, 2006
Have a Merry NRA Christmas!!
Comments (0) - December 22, 2006
Holding others to standards we'd never dream of holding ourselves to
Comments (0) - December 21, 2006
And for dessert, the still-warm liver of Muqtada al-Sadr
Comments (4) - December 19, 2006
Nah...I'm waiting for the Taco Bell "free extra green onions" coupons....
Comments (1) - December 17, 2006
Well, that would be one way to solve the problem....
Comments (0) - December 14, 2006
I can hardly wait until they cook and eat the Christmas virgin
Comments (0) - December 10, 2006
Bad publicity? Nah...just free advertising....
Comments (1) - December 8, 2006
Ah...so this is why Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to have babies
Comments (1) - December 4, 2006
The official State Dog of Texas
Comments (3) - December 1, 2006
Uh...thanks, but I think I'll wait for the DVD
Comments (4) - November 28, 2006
Yes, Viriginia...that is a man pulling a car with his...ohmigod....
Comments (2) - November 28, 2006
Happiness is a warm gun
Comments (0) - November 28, 2006
Hey, if North Korea can do it....
Comments (0) - November 19, 2006
Coming soon to a Karma Sutra manual near you
Comments (0) - November 17, 2006
Firefighting, New York-style
Comments (0) - November 10, 2006
Taking stalking to a new and disturbing level
Comments (4) - November 7, 2006
And after the voting, the oral sex
Comments (12) - October 20, 2006
Uh...looks like someone's going to be sleeping on the couch
Comments (1) - October 12, 2006
Yeah, we know what you're thinking" "Are the Capitol Police hiring??"
Comments (0) - October 10, 2006
Progress comes piece by piece
Comments (0) - September 29, 2006
So do we, dear
Comments (2) - September 28, 2006
Only if you're good boys and girls
Comments (1) - September 23, 2006
It's what's for breakfast
Comments (4) - September 23, 2006
This month's Hugo Chavez Book Club selection
Comments (0) - September 21, 2006
He's a dessert topping AND a floor wax.... ;p)
Comments (1) - September 19, 2006
This just in from Matt Drudge: He who smelt it dealt it
Comments (0) - September 9, 2006
Nah, I'd rather be Jon Stewart...or at least have access to his bank account
Comments (0) - September 9, 2006
How long until Google can just read our minds?
Comments (1) - September 8, 2006
Colombia: Now with 73% fewer kidnappings!!
Comments (0) - September 3, 2006
That's it; we're moving to Canada
Comments (0) - September 2, 2006
Kid, ya just don't disturb a man when he's takin' care of business
Comments (0) - September 1, 2006
We're #1!!
Comments (0) - August 30, 2006
Cleanup! Aisle Five!!
Comments (0) - August 30, 2006
Man...talk about cruel and unusual punishment
Comments (0) - August 25, 2006
Population control by any other name is just a poor imitation
Comments (0) - August 21, 2006
I'm tired of all these motherf-----g bears on this motherf-----g submarine!!
Comments (1) - August 20, 2006
It's easier to blame others than to accept responsibility for your part
Comments (0) - August 19, 2006
The latest blockbuster from BushCo Enterprises
Comments (0) - August 18, 2006
Conclusive proof that Neanderthals still walk among us
Comments (1) - August 18, 2006
One of these things is not like the other
Comments (0) - August 12, 2006
My favorite was "Mohammed swims out to the troop ships"
Comments (0) - August 11, 2006
Dude...we're going to Beirut!!
Comments (1) - August 11, 2006
Uh...no, I was just scratching an itch....
Comments (0) - August 9, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - August 8, 2006
Girls with guns
Comments (1) - August 8, 2006
At least burqas are still optional
Comments (3) - August 5, 2006
Words to live by....
Comments (1) - August 4, 2006
Because an army runs on its stomach...and its clogged arteries
Comments (12) - August 4, 2006
Jeez...I wonder what they'd do for Kim Jong-il
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-1) - August 2, 2006
Here's to hoping he got what he deserved
Comments (0) - August 1, 2006
Can't we stop the suffering???
Comments (3) - August 1, 2006
It looks like the Afghan precincts are checking in
Comments (0) - July 31, 2006
Uh....
Comments (0) - July 30, 2006
How many shopping days until Christmas??
Comments (3) - July 28, 2006
So who says Republicans don't have better sex?
Comments (2) - July 27, 2006
My intrepid compadre, The Scarlet Pimpernel, is at it again
Comments (0) - July 26, 2006
So could I...too bad it's a felony, eh?
Comments (1) - July 19, 2006
Another helpful TPRS public service
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-1) - July 18, 2006
MIss Hezbollah was unavailable for comment
Comments (0) - July 5, 2006
See, this was me before Enzyte...and the prop is a lifesize depiction of me after Enzyte. Impressive, no? And the ladies don't worry about foam falling off....
Comments (0) - June 29, 2006
This should go straight to the Headline Writers Hall of Fame
Comments (0) - June 29, 2006
"Would you say that opening a vagina-themed Mexican restaurant has always been a dream of yours?"
Comments (1) - June 28, 2006
Honey...you know that second job I've been talking about...?
Comments (1) - June 23, 2006
Well, we almost got it right
Comments (3) - June 20, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - June 20, 2006
Where do we sign up for a campus tour??
Comments (0) - June 16, 2006
Yessirree, nothing says "Most Favored Nation" status like a mobile execution chamber, eh?
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (-2) - June 12, 2006
It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's the Iowa Water Schlong!!
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (-1) - June 1, 2006
How long before we rule the world?
Comments (1) - June 1, 2006
Jerry Falwell's gonna have a coronary....
Comments (1) - May 23, 2006
Gee...for a minute there, I thought we were going to talk about something important
Comments (0) - May 23, 2006
It's called "freedom" of speech for a reason, eh?
Comments (7) - May 20, 2006
Who says this isn't a family show?
Comments (0) - May 13, 2006
Gypsies in the palace
Comments (2) - May 9, 2006
What's old is new again
Comments (0) - May 9, 2006
Don'tcha just LOVE good old American ingenuity?
Comments (0) - May 4, 2006
The last time I saw anything that small, it had an eraser on the end of it
Comments (1) - May 3, 2006
Dude...we're moving to Mexico!!!
Comments (6) - April 30, 2006
A little light reading before you head off to church
Comments (1) - April 29, 2006
Today, Bee County. Tomorrow, Wall Street. Maybe.
Comments (0) - April 28, 2006
Yes, that's "billion" with a "b"
Comments (1) - April 26, 2006
Nobody likes a smart ass
Comments (0) - April 26, 2006
And now for a little regal booger mining
Comments (1) - April 19, 2006
Are you sure this wasn't an ATF anti-ninja operation?
Comments (0) - April 19, 2006
You may not like it, but it (thankfully) is the wave of the future
Comments (5) - April 16, 2006
It's what's for (Easter) dinner
Comments (0) - April 2, 2006
Wow...when did this happen?
Comments (1) - March 31, 2006
Does she deliver?
Comments (0) - March 29, 2006
Try this one the next time you go out for pizza
Comments (0) - March 28, 2006
This will be bigger than the naked pictures of Lara Logan!!
Comments (0) - March 28, 2006
Another stunning triumph for the Religion of Peace
Comments (0) - March 26, 2006
What NOT to get me for my birthday
Comments (0) - March 24, 2006
What if Geoffrey Chaucer had a blog?
Comments (1) - March 22, 2006
What's next...Sharia?
Comments (0) - March 18, 2006
Brave defender of the idelogically pure
Comments (0) - March 16, 2006
It's OK; he's a Republican and a Christian
Comments (0) - March 15, 2006
Operation Coathanger
Comments (5) - March 6, 2006
Cell phone features we'd like to see, #4
Comments (0) - March 5, 2006
And we'll just leave it to your imagination (Who says I don't support our troops??)....
Comments (0) - February 28, 2006
Greetings from the Religion of Peace
Comments (2) - February 28, 2006
Some might call this "stress management"
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - February 27, 2006
And if things become any worse, you could always join the Israeli Army
Comments (2) - February 26, 2006
He's not my pet, he my four-legged methane generator
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - February 25, 2006
You had to know this one was coming....
Comments (0) - February 24, 2006
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, eh?
Comments (1) - February 23, 2006
And this is why I love England
Comments (7) - February 23, 2006
Isn't this the sort of thing that higher education should be about?
Comments (1) - February 23, 2006
Cell phone features we'd like to see, #3
Comments (0) - February 21, 2006
There once was a man from Nantucket, with a gun so big he could...ah, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (1) - February 21, 2006
Cell phone features we'd like to see, #2
Comments (0) - February 20, 2006
Cell phone features we'd like to see, #1
Comments (1) - February 17, 2006
Talk about unanticipated side effects....
Comments (0) - February 15, 2006
Don'tcha just LOVE capitalism?
Comments (1) - February 7, 2006
Who knew he could even sing??
Comments (0) - January 25, 2006
They'll be easy to spot...they'll be the ones wearing the starched brown shirts and the Sam Browne belts
Comments (4) - January 21, 2006
Isn't she a bit underdressed?
Comments (2) - January 20, 2006
"We want people to love these cars - but not in that way"
Comments (1) - January 19, 2006
Your tax dollars at work...or not
Comments (2) - January 17, 2006
I'm guessing he's a huge Springsteen fan
Comments (1) - January 16, 2006
Indeed...'cuz I was beginning to wonder
Comments (1) - January 16, 2006
Learn new skills...see the world...kill infidels
Comments (0) - January 11, 2006
The intersection of politics and commerce doesn't have to be a place of Evil
Comments (1) - January 9, 2006
Oh, the manhunts you'll launch....
Comments (0) - January 8, 2006
These seem like good rules to start a new year
Comments (0) - January 6, 2006
A little foreign aid goes a long ways, no?
Comments (0) - December 27, 2005
The untold story of Kentucky Fried Chicken
Comments (0) - December 26, 2005
Happy Holidays from the bin Laden family
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (3) - December 24, 2005
Merry Christmas & Semper Fi
Comments (0) - December 23, 2005
Show your kids that the Judeo-Christian ethic kicks @$$
Comments (0) - December 21, 2005
The shower's a bit cramped, and the room service sucks, but other than that it's great
Comments (0) - December 21, 2005
In America, the streets really ARE paved with Venti Lattes
Comments (0) - December 20, 2005
Some people piss and moan...some take lemons and make lemonade....
Comments (0) - December 11, 2005
Well, news is supposed to be about the truth, no?
Comments (0) - December 10, 2005
By this time tomorrow, it'll be on eBay, #2
Comments (1) - December 9, 2005
Vote early and often
Comments (1) - December 8, 2005
Would you go Christmas shopping with this person?
Comments (2) - December 7, 2005
Morning sedition
Comments (0) - December 5, 2005
Today, potato chips. Tomorrow, the naming rights to the L.A. Coliseum?
Comments (1) - December 4, 2005
Hey, it is the People's House, no??
Comments (0) - December 1, 2005
War would be so much more fun if only....
Comments (0) - November 29, 2005
By this time tomorrow, it'll be on eBay
Comments (0) - November 28, 2005
Finally, the truth can be told
Comments (0) - November 28, 2005
Heaven forbid that our children should learn to think for themselves
Comments (4) - November 27, 2005
'Cuz my God don't take no $%!# off no one
Comments (2) - November 24, 2005
There are many things I will do for my country. This is not one of them.
Comments (0) - November 23, 2005
Somebody's angling for a DUMB@$$ AWARD....
Comments (8) - November 22, 2005
Truly, the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - November 21, 2005
It'll be next door to the worker incineration facility
Comments (0) - November 15, 2005
Let's see Target top this
Comments (0) - November 15, 2005
I imagine Intelligent Design can explain it
Comments (0) - November 14, 2005
Just another sorry example of the insidious homosexual agenda
Comments (0) - November 10, 2005
Apparently, I rock...who knew??
Comments (2) - November 9, 2005
Too bad this would never happen in Texas...or is it?
Comments (0) - November 7, 2005
If you can't make them go away, drown them out
Comments (5) - November 4, 2005
And he'll be a hit at his daycare's kegger....
Comments (0) - November 1, 2005
It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it....
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - October 31, 2005
Well, at least dissent USED to be the highest form of patriotism
Comments (1) - October 31, 2005
What if they threw a hurricane and Anderson Cooper was nowhere to be found?
Comments (3) - February 24, 2005
You know, if you put one of those things in your shoulders, we could hook you up and run you through a car wash
Comments (1) - February 23, 2005
And the kid can go from 0-60 in 4.2 seconds - February 23, 2005
The winner of the annual Karbala International Baby-Throwing Contest - February 22, 2005
I knew it.... - February 22, 2005
Any sexual connotation is purely coincidental...and wholly unavoidable
Comments (2) - February 22, 2005
You want me to do WHAT in front of all these naked Norwegians?? - February 20, 2005
Something to consider before you fall asleep during the benediction - February 18, 2005
Remember, it says "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" for a reason
Comments (1) - February 14, 2005
Sadly, this didn't make my short list of Valentine's Day gifts for Susan - February 13, 2005
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on.... - February 12, 2005
Watch it; that thing's sharp - February 11, 2005
Only four more days, y'all.... - February 11, 2005
Who says Liberals don't know how to have fun? | TrackBacks (1) - February 9, 2005
Running away from the problem- or simply looking for a new start?
Comments (3) - February 9, 2005
Even a brutally repressive regime can get it right now and again | TrackBacks (1) - February 9, 2005
But it got there within 30 minutes.... - February 7, 2005
Hmm...I sense a pattern developing - February 5, 2005
Only in America.... - February 4, 2005
A fashion faux-pas looking for a place to happen - February 1, 2005
And the award for "What I want to be when I grow up" goes to.... - January 30, 2005
Etymology 101: Introduction to Obscenities
Comments (2) - January 29, 2005
Remember kids, don't eat yellow snow
Comments (1) - January 25, 2005
So what do you get the discriminating misogynist in your life? - January 21, 2005
Introducing the latest breakthrough from Sun Microsystems
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - January 20, 2005
So what do you think of this as our new corporate slogan? - January 13, 2005
And after dinner, we're going to drive 40 MPH over the speed limit in a school zone, with a bottle of Wild Turkey in one hand and a .357 in the other
Comments (2) - January 13, 2005
And he seemed like such a nice Fascist - January 10, 2005
This is NOT the answer to the question, "So why DO guys like beach volleyball so much?"
Comments (3) - January 10, 2005
I must have missed the memo - January 4, 2005
Yes, now you can own a piece of the magic...if you're sucker enough
Comments (3) - January 3, 2005
I know; responsible social behavior is WAY overrated
Comments (2) - January 1, 2005
There is something to be said for starting with a clean slate...I'm just not certain what that something might be....
Comments (1) - December 28, 2004
Here comes the disclaimer.... - December 25, 2004
Thank God for those who would bravely and selflessly defend us against the evils of secular humanism
Comments (1) - December 23, 2004
What better way to say "I love you, but I'd love you more if...."?
Comments (1) - December 23, 2004
OK, now I understand the difference - December 18, 2004
Dear Santa: Send Lawyers, Guns, & Money - December 14, 2004
Shouldn't someone be helping these folks get together? - December 13, 2004
Things look different north of the border. eh? - December 10, 2004
Hey, I'm not above some cheap, crass commercialism, either - December 8, 2004
Not that we're ashamed of who we are or anything....
Comments (1) - December 8, 2004
Of course, this would have gone over better prior to 9.11 - December 4, 2004
Maybe Eric ought to look into Princeton? - December 4, 2004
At least someone can recognize the truth - December 3, 2004
When smoking is outlawed, only outlaws will smoke
Comments (5) - December 2, 2004
I know...just check your PC at the door for a moment - November 30, 2004
Right; next they'll be telling us we'll be able to download porn at home....
Comments (5) - November 28, 2004
Effective Shopping 101
Comments (1) - November 22, 2004
The sins of the father are visited upon the daughters
Comments (13) - November 22, 2004
And this, kids, is why I LOVES da Interweb
Comments (7) - November 21, 2004
Poetic justice?
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