Recently in Now why didn't I think of that?? Category
- April 23, 2012
My parenting style...which is why I never had children ;-) - April 23, 2012
The funniest ad you'll see featuring Adolf Hitler in...well, like forever.... - April 16, 2012
A car that truly rocks - March 30, 2012
Digging our graves with our teeth, #371 - March 29, 2012
Today's free-fire zone fashion must-have: the hoodie - March 17, 2012
Digging our graves with our teeth, #358 - March 12, 2012
If Kenny Powers was a relationship counselor.... - March 10, 2012
Effective uses for Rush Limbaugh, #32 - February 28, 2012
Sometimes, doing the right thing is as simple as...doing the right thing - February 28, 2012
My next career move: Wax dildo quality control - February 21, 2012
You know the Linsanity has gone way too far when...well, I'll bet Mom and Dad are SO proud - February 21, 2012
I really wanted to go shopping, but all I could find to wear was this soccer player - February 16, 2012
So you're wondering what to feed your dragon? - February 14, 2012
How to tell your one and only that you love her more than blue meth - February 13, 2012
Today's specials at the Flanders St. Grille - February 11, 2012
If you need to be instructed not to fling feces, you're in worse shape than you think - February 10, 2012
Ladies and gentleman, welcome to [insert name of your penis here] Stadium!! - February 8, 2012
Canada: Where fashion goes to die - February 6, 2012
Why? Because it's the Internet, that's why. - February 3, 2012
Pork rectums: Now available boneless!! - January 13, 2012
Happy Friday the 13th, circa 1940 - January 12, 2012
Today's special: Urine soup with egg noodles - December 24, 2011
Democracy in Wisconsin: What about the poor, impressionable children?? - December 23, 2011
You know the world has changed when Santa's bringing the firepower - December 20, 2011
Maybe it really IS time to bring the troops home - December 17, 2011
So what did happen to Omar?? - December 9, 2011
Nigella Lawson food porn: The Caramel Bukkake edition - December 7, 2011
#45 in a continuing series: Things we wish were real...but aren't - November 25, 2011
A communique from the front lines of the war on vegetables - November 18, 2011
Happy Casual Sex Friday: Bacon makes EVERYTHING better - November 12, 2011
Lewis Black on why Republicans and Democrats working together is a recipe for disaster - November 10, 2011
Harrassmint? Can I get that with sprinkles and chocolate sauce?? - November 8, 2011
Happy Movember!! - November 5, 2011
The GOP 2012 field: It's so much easier to understand when you break it down scientifically - November 4, 2011
Are you doing everything you can to protect your children from...hot dog addiction?? - October 29, 2011
They're not protesters...they're an untapped market - October 29, 2011
I'll have a Venti Carmel Macchiato, a tube of AstroGlide, and a box of Kleenex - October 28, 2011
When chemistry and entrepreneurship meet...these aren't the results you'd be wanting - October 25, 2011
Be safe. Be smart. Be like Mario. Or not. - October 22, 2011
This woman just opened a checking account. Imagine what getting a home loan must be like. - October 22, 2011
Today's "WTF??" Moment: Tune in next week for "10 Tip Tops To Keep From Backing Over Your Ex-Husband" - October 20, 2011
How to defeat "The Man" - October 16, 2011
Time to put your money where your beliefs are - October 16, 2011
Leave it to technology to make it easier to fawn over a dead celebrity.... - October 1, 2011
Happy Caturday: It's gotta be tough sleeping 26 hours a day, 8 days a week - September 30, 2011
Happy Blasphemy Day!! Party Responsibly...Or Not.... - September 26, 2011
When divorce is just too damned much trouble.... - September 23, 2011
Another success story from rHarmony (Rick Santorum's for-profit dating service) - September 22, 2011
Time was you got a free toaster...now you get a free AK-47 - September 19, 2011
A sequel that probably should have been made - September 16, 2011
Today in Badvertising: Hah!! Made you look, didn't we?? - September 15, 2011
Now you know why it was called "The Good ol' Days" - September 9, 2011
Fighting "The Man": Same as it ever was - August 30, 2011
Come for the graphic sex...stay for the animal cruelty - August 28, 2011
Ah, behold the power of prayer.... - August 24, 2011
Pranks 1, Hate 0 - August 20, 2011
Paul Krugman: still the smartest (and most creative) guy in any room he's in - August 19, 2011
Today we celebrate the American entrerepneur - August 16, 2011
How not to bury Grandma - August 14, 2011
What women really want - August 14, 2011
Combining a telephone with a television? Nah; it'll never happen.... - August 13, 2011
I think I just found my new career.... - July 20, 2011
I think News of the World hacked my account, too - July 19, 2011
Today's edition of the Schadenfreude Gazette - July 19, 2011
There's GOT to be an easier way to get laid.... - July 18, 2011
I want to live here...of course, that means I'd have to move to Bolivia - July 16, 2011
From the Department of What Should Be Blindingly Obvious - July 14, 2011
Thankfully, Marx on women is more interesting than Marx on economics - July 14, 2011
If Matt Groening wrote headlines, they'd look a lot like this - July 10, 2011
Rejected reality show ideas, #7 - July 7, 2011
This is why I'm not a caterer. Attention to detail is NOT my strong suit. - July 6, 2011
Call now; operators are standing by!! - July 6, 2011
No collection is complete without a...Hitler action figure?? - July 4, 2011
'Tis the reason for the season - July 4, 2011
Rejected reality show ideas, #6 - July 2, 2011
One way to save on laundry expenses - June 29, 2011
The money would have been better spent nuking Cleveland - June 29, 2011
A career path I hadn't considered - June 27, 2011
In this month's edition of Penis Magazine.... - June 27, 2011
Rejected reality show ideas, #5 - June 24, 2011
Reason to become a vegetarian #357 - June 15, 2011
So, you say you want a hoax guaranteed to spark furious racial outrage? - June 14, 2011
Well, what else are you going to do in Astoria on a Friday night? - June 13, 2011
Internet shame insurance...when your filter just isn't doing it for you - June 10, 2011
A game for today - June 9, 2011
Health care reform in haiku form - June 7, 2011
Another great moment in headline writing - June 4, 2011
Even better than making bombs in the kitchen of your Mom - June 4, 2011
Rejected reality show ideas, #4 - June 2, 2011
Rejected reality show ideas, #3 - June 1, 2011
Rejected reality show ideas, #2 - May 31, 2011
Rejected reality show ideas, #1 - May 27, 2011
Floriduh: Putting the "F" in "WTF??" since the 17th century - May 26, 2011
The Tour de France before EPO - May 26, 2011
No wonder you never get anything done - May 21, 2011
A song for our times - May 16, 2011
Nuclear power: Our energy future, built on denial, incompetence, and inept regulation - May 15, 2011
Useful advice - May 15, 2011
The real reason the Internet was invented - May 6, 2011
'I bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to "use his current location"' - May 3, 2011
(Not exactly) Mourning in New York.... - May 1, 2011
Please...won't you help ensure that the top 1% have their trust funds? - April 27, 2011
Separated at birth? Only their eugenicist knows for sure. - April 22, 2011
Hunting the wily vegans in Brooklyn - April 14, 2011
Flying by "moonlight" - April 8, 2011
No, I didn't...but I kinda wish I had ;-) - April 4, 2011
Sure...except that cooking her family (and her dog) is a felony - April 3, 2011
The best argument for whiskey you'll read all day - April 1, 2011
Today is National Kiss A Lumberjack Day - March 31, 2011
[Insert "makin' whoopie" joke of choice here] - March 26, 2011
You have to know you're in trouble when even the mice are getting busy - March 21, 2011
So, you say you want a six-pack?? - March 15, 2011
Somewhere warm and breezy, Marty Feldman is snickering into his Corona - March 14, 2011
Winning in the kitchen with Charlie Sheen - March 14, 2011
Ladies love Chuck - March 13, 2011
Taking the bologna boat to Tuna Town - March 11, 2011
Happy Casual Sex Friday!! Celebrate responsibly, y'all.... - March 11, 2011
When in Korea, I always try to be lovely - March 9, 2011
My inner 14-year-old is all aglow - March 8, 2011
Aw,man...now you're just showing off.... - March 6, 2011
Sometimes freedom OF religion means freedom FROM religion - March 3, 2011
[Insert porn star joke here] - March 2, 2011
And it goes great with Spotted Dick! - March 1, 2011
It's so much easier when you break things down scientifically - February 27, 2011
It's only evil if you don't make a profit - February 25, 2011
The latest in cat transport technology - February 22, 2011
Hey, if "The Cosby Show" could do it for African-Americans.... - February 20, 2011
The latest addition to my wardrobe - February 17, 2011
Silly...and built to stay that way - February 16, 2011
She could have at least thrown the guy a Milk Bone.... - February 16, 2011
If you could add value to water, this is what it would look like - February 14, 2011
Happy Valentine's Day!! Enjoy the cake.... - February 12, 2011
I just LOVE American entrepreneurship...don't you?? - February 8, 2011
Pick your poison - February 8, 2011
A Lewis Black moment...because Lewis Black really should be King of the World - February 6, 2011
You're #1, Houston!! - February 5, 2011
Revenge is a dish best served...subtly - February 2, 2011
....and now here's Dave with the weather - January 31, 2011
Facebook Debating 101: yer doon it rong
Comments (1) - January 28, 2011
So brilliant that you have to wonder why no one thought of it until now, #2 - January 25, 2011
So brilliant that you have to wonder why no one thought of it until now
Comments (1) - January 24, 2011
So how much for a case of Doritos?? - January 19, 2011
My new career path - January 17, 2011
You know you have WAY too much time on your hand when this seems like a good idea - January 2, 2011
Better to be thought a maroon than...oh, fuhgeddaboudit.... - January 2, 2011
What do a doctor, a prostitute and a TSA Agent have in common? - January 1, 2011
Happy New Year!! Let's party like it's...1911?? - December 30, 2010
Sometimes, living well really IS the best revenge - December 29, 2010
Some of us really ARE more equal - December 28, 2010
Bacon makes EVERYTHING better...even makin' bacon
Comments (1) - December 25, 2010
This Christmas, I'm giving all my friends the gift of lung cancer! - December 25, 2010
Santa has a special new "helper" - December 23, 2010
Bacon makes EVERYTHING better...even Christmas
Comments (2) - December 21, 2010
If it hasn't been stolen, we'd be happy to steal it now - December 20, 2010
How will you spend your windfall? I'm glad you asked. - December 19, 2010
How to protect your modesty AND make a tasty breakfast - December 18, 2010
What? Lesbians don't buy cars?? - December 15, 2010
What I really want to do is direct - December 7, 2010
From the "Wow...whodathunkit??" files.... - December 5, 2010
If Hell is stocked with Applewood-smoked Bacon...it's worth it - December 3, 2010
Yeah, we got wood.... - November 30, 2010
Bacon makes EVERYTHING better...even lingerie
Comments (1) - November 24, 2010
Translation: "I want a margarita...and I want it NOW!!" - November 20, 2010
Another reason to love the rich, creamy goodness that is Google Maps - November 19, 2010
Just in time for Thanksgiving dinner.... - November 16, 2010
Rihanna debuting her "Stay Classy!" line of children's jewelry - November 15, 2010
Thanks, but I'm still not parting with my money to read "Decision Points" - November 14, 2010
Just in time for Christmas.... - November 12, 2010
Not the way I might go about it...but, OK.... - November 11, 2010
How Not To Get Laid For Beginners - November 11, 2010
Rating the women in your office: not a shortcut to career advancement - November 10, 2010
How are ants like teabaggers? Both can spontaneously explode. - November 10, 2010
Wednesday Food Porn - November 7, 2010
Mine's bigger than yours- my statue of Jesus, of course - November 5, 2010
I'm starting to understand why so many people hate clowns - November 3, 2010
Fighting cancer with cancer - October 31, 2010
40 inspirational speeches in 2:15 - October 30, 2010
Today's moment for the highly suggestible - October 29, 2010
A hero is a hero is a hero. Period. - October 29, 2010
Must have own kneepads and supply of AstroGlide - October 28, 2010
I wonder what the dessert menu looks like? - October 27, 2010
Definitely not what I'll be asking for this Christmas - October 26, 2010
Today's weather for the highly suggestible - October 22, 2010
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals.... - October 17, 2010
Advice we could all benefit from - October 15, 2010
Kinda makes you want to move to Pyongyang, doesn't it?? - October 11, 2010
The road (deservedly) less traveled - October 9, 2010
Uh...it's not the smell of marijuana I'd be worried about - October 8, 2010
Gentelmen...start your weekend!!
Comments (2) - October 8, 2010
My next career move - September 29, 2010
It's why Wednesday is Ladies Night - September 29, 2010
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!! - September 22, 2010
Today's nominee for Best Byline EVER - September 20, 2010
I probably won't be in DC, but I like nuance ;-) - September 17, 2010
Brave defenders of the faith - September 17, 2010
Is that flank steak? Or are you just glad to see me?? - September 17, 2010
What's next? Peanut butter martinis?? - September 15, 2010
Another WWJD public service...because we care about your kids - September 13, 2010
"BALLS!", said the Queen. "If I had two, I'd be King!!"
Comments (1) - September 11, 2010
An idea all of us should be able to get behind
Comments (1) - September 10, 2010
Another trip behind enemy lines - September 6, 2010
Despite the rumors, this number does NOT route directly to my cell phone - September 6, 2010
Wait, wait...don't tell me.... - September 2, 2010
Why women really should rule the world - August 27, 2010
Headlining this year's Gay Cinema Festival.... - August 24, 2010
Crisp, clean, and without the bitter aftertaste of Conservative propaganda and fear-mongering - August 21, 2010
If 9.11 can be "Burn a Koran Day", then.... - August 21, 2010
A scene from the opening invocation at the Texas Republican Party convention - August 19, 2010
And now, for your listening and dancing pleasure.... - August 17, 2010
It's been said that living well is the best revenge.... - August 13, 2010
Braids are 50% off on Fridays! - August 12, 2010
Uh...that's not vanilla.... - August 11, 2010
...and they included the x-ray vision lens which allows them to see through ladies undergarments - August 9, 2010
Coming soon to a margarita near you.... - August 8, 2010
Dude!! I'm (not exactly) going to Disneyland!! - August 4, 2010
This one's for those of you suffering through yet another stifling heat wave - August 3, 2010
Jon Kyl and Lewis Black: separated at birth?
Comments (2) - August 3, 2010
Using racism for fun and profit - July 29, 2010
Another WWJD public service...in case you wanted to know - July 27, 2010
Silly wabbit...this is why we have cougars - July 26, 2010
It's hard to talk when you're busy being dead
Comments (1) - July 25, 2010
Today's health care tip from Dr. Obvious - July 20, 2010
Stay classy.... - July 20, 2010
Of course, Republicans would be decrying the rainbow as a Socialist conspiracy - July 19, 2010
Bendy straws not included.... - July 12, 2010
A headline I wish I'd written - July 10, 2010
Now that's setting a fine example for the children - July 7, 2010
How much do you want to bet that Rush Limbaugh is a majority owner? - July 6, 2010
Juvenile, puerile...and built to stay that way - July 5, 2010
You know it's summer when.... - July 2, 2010
And this is why I didn't go to journalism school - June 30, 2010
Todays' reason I'm grateful for American ingenuity - June 30, 2010
Don't tell me you wouldn't be tempted to betray your country.... - June 26, 2010
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - June 24, 2010
It takes balls to cook like this - June 18, 2010
Another WWJD Great Moment In Literature: The Catcher in the Rye - June 17, 2010
Mr. Science explains how we get oil - June 15, 2010
We're coming to you live from Adultery Field in New Jersey.... - June 8, 2010
There's a right and a wrong way to poison the environment - June 3, 2010
Happiness is a warm gun
Comments (1) - June 2, 2010
Today on Oprah: Are NASCAR fans lower forms of life? - May 30, 2010
So many opportunities...so little time - May 28, 2010
BP: Because it's a very big ocean - May 28, 2010
Happy B-Pee Day!! - May 27, 2010
We're not asking for much...just beat England - May 22, 2010
The REAL Rand Paul...not nearly as funny as Betty White - May 22, 2010
Someone at the Florida DMV deserves a promotion - May 21, 2010
I gotta get me one of these - May 13, 2010
Kids, don't let this happen to you!
Comments (1) - May 6, 2010
Sometimes you really do need both hands for maximum impact, knowhutimean? - May 5, 2010
An idea almost too sensible for its own good - May 4, 2010
Another WWJD public service.... - May 1, 2010
It's progress/advancement/betterment - April 30, 2010
Just wondering why.... - April 27, 2010
And then we can go to my place and slather each other in barbecue sauce - April 25, 2010
Another WWJD public service.... - April 22, 2010
If Alabama can have one, why not Iran?? - April 22, 2010
From the Icelandic Dept of Freakin' AWESOME.... - April 19, 2010
A heart attack looking for a place to happen? No, even better. - April 14, 2010
Why do I fight? So I can teabag Brian Kilmeade. - April 13, 2010
(40 lbs. of) Bacon makes EVERYTHING better - April 12, 2010
Happy Die Like A Man Day!! Here's your sign....
Comments (2) - April 10, 2010
No, it's not the library at Stephen Colbert's alma mater - April 10, 2010
So, tell us how you really feel - April 5, 2010
Arguing on da Interweb: ur doon it rong.... - April 3, 2010
Happy iPad Day!! May the Force be with you. - April 1, 2010
"Is this Hell?" "No...it's Kansas." - March 30, 2010
So, tell me again why Steve Jobs isn't God?? - March 22, 2010
Bacon makes EVERYTHING better.... - March 22, 2010
This is why Jon Stewart is the best journalist/comedian on television - March 20, 2010
Just sayin'.... - March 19, 2010
Well played.... - March 17, 2010
Something to ponder.... - March 15, 2010
Doctor...will Fukitol© work for me? - March 14, 2010
We have four years to make up for this embarrassment
Comments (2) - March 7, 2010
Time to recognize the real heroes - March 6, 2010
Good luck with that.... - March 5, 2010
Suddenly, I feel so horribly inadequate.... - March 4, 2010
Coming to the 2012 Olympics...Heavy Metal Soccer
Comments (2) - February 27, 2010
It's Saturday, so here's a bunny balancing pancakes on his head ;-) - February 24, 2010
As if we needed another reason to watch women's curling
Comments (1) - February 19, 2010
I've heard of "dick moves", but.... - February 18, 2010
This may just be why you're fat - February 16, 2010
Whatever happened to warm milk? - February 16, 2010
My new hero...is in detention - February 15, 2010
Foreign policy by other means? - February 13, 2010
This is about the only way you'd find me playing a video game - February 12, 2010
A good reason to learn how to ski - February 10, 2010
You think that's funny? I killed 30 million of my own countrymen! - February 7, 2010
An ad you probably won't see during the Super Bowl - February 7, 2010
Sadly, I won't be in Toronto next weekend - February 5, 2010
FInally, conclusive scientific proof of water on Mars - February 3, 2010
That's it!! We'll eat our way out of this recession!! - February 3, 2010
And it makes perfect paninis!! Every Time!! - January 29, 2010
I LOVE this woman...but, sadly, she's already married.... ;-( - January 18, 2010
Sandra Bullock sucks the life force out of Meryl Streep...film @ 11 - January 17, 2010
Proof that bankers have feelings, too - January 13, 2010
Horrible, fiery death: That's Allstate's stand - January 7, 2010
Man, you know it's a slow news day when.... - January 5, 2010
It's good to see that Haywood's still around
Comments (1) - January 5, 2010
Hmm...words to live by? - January 3, 2010
Guys, if starting your day with Erin Andrews is wrong, do you really want to be right? - January 2, 2010
If I can do more of this, it will be a very good year - January 2, 2010
I think I'd sooner starve - December 30, 2009
In Belarus, the Party decides what's entertaining - December 23, 2009
Another WWJD public service for you last-minute shoppers - December 16, 2009
A Google logo we'd like to see - December 13, 2009
Another WWJD public service announcement - December 12, 2009
If I'm going to shoot myself, I want this to be the bullet - December 8, 2009
Of course it's healthy...IT'S A SALAD!!!
Comments (2) - December 8, 2009
You say "playing World of Warcraft naked" like it's a bad thing.... ;-) - December 4, 2009
The perfect Christmas gift for the bitter, unemployed single person in your life - November 30, 2009
Definitely NOT what I want for Christmas
Comments (2) - November 29, 2009
Take a number and get in line.... - November 25, 2009
Appropriate symbolism, don'tcha think? - November 23, 2009
Yeah, something's rising ;-)
Comments (1) - November 10, 2009
It's a breakfast food! No, it's living room furniture!! - November 5, 2009
Presented for your listening and dancing pleasure.... - October 26, 2009
So this means the International Olympic Committee won't be including it in the 2012 Games? - October 19, 2009
I just found my Halloween costume - October 4, 2009
If Viagra just doesn't do it for you.... - October 1, 2009
Kneepads might have helped - September 23, 2009
For what is da Interweb but a porn delivery system?
Comments (1) - September 23, 2009
Not surprisingly, it's been a HUGE hit in Tulsa - September 21, 2009
Dude...and you wonder why you haven't had a date in months? - September 14, 2009
OK, so he's a jackass...but he's certainly getting a lot of free publicity, eh? - September 13, 2009
Happy Birthday!! - September 5, 2009
A full service restaurant - August 31, 2009
C'mon...it's guaranteed by the Second Amendment. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?? - August 23, 2009
This is why you're fat - August 21, 2009
Best Humane Society Ad...EVER - August 3, 2009
Good things come in small packages - July 31, 2009
Lies, damn lies, and William Shatner doing Sarah Palin (her tweets, that is) - July 29, 2009
She'd be delicious with fava beans and a nice Chianti - July 28, 2009
Nothing says "I love you" like giving away bodily fluids - July 26, 2009
Twitter: all the news that prit to fint - July 22, 2009
Somewhere on a soundstage in Burbank.... - July 17, 2009
We're going to need a lot of dresses.... - July 3, 2009
Another great moment in marketing - June 28, 2009
Plus, he's a chick magnet - June 14, 2009
Take one of these and call me in the morning - June 13, 2009
So, what's for dessert??
Comments (1) - June 13, 2009
My life...as illustrated by a donut - June 12, 2009
Ah...I see my new car is here - June 6, 2009
Ohpleasepleaseplease!!!! - June 6, 2009
Steven Colbert makes the case against same-sex marriage - May 31, 2009
Ah, if only.... - May 16, 2009
Just when you'd begun to think Republicans had found their sense of humor.... - May 15, 2009
Makes you wonder what's for dessert, eh? - May 9, 2009
Well, that would explain the limos parked outside WalMart - May 6, 2009
Something to ponder - May 5, 2009
Something to keep in mind this Cinco de Mayo - May 4, 2009
This is what we get for thinking with the wrong head - May 3, 2009
And he was good at it - April 28, 2009
Hey, me too!! - April 26, 2009
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!! - April 21, 2009
So, Stockton is worth defending, then?? - April 8, 2009
Sometimes, words seem so horribly insufficient.... - April 7, 2009
It's always worked for me.... - April 5, 2009
So simple...I wish I'd thought of this myself ;-)
Comments (1) - March 26, 2009
And it comes with a defibrillator and a side of Lipitor
Comments (1) - March 25, 2009
And now...a word from our sponsor.... - March 21, 2009
Not exactly what's for breakfast - March 19, 2009
And you wonder why Western Civilization is in free fall.... - March 12, 2009
OK...I'll fess up.... ;-) - March 6, 2009
My hero, Part III.... - March 3, 2009
Real Americans swallow - February 26, 2009
Must...refrain...from...using...painfully...obvious...metaphors.... - February 23, 2009
How 'bout I save y'all some time?? - February 20, 2009
Well, that makes one less movie I have to see.... - February 20, 2009
Today's weather with an attitude is brought to you by.... - February 15, 2009
A visual primer on the reasons our economy is so (&^%$# up - February 11, 2009
Now here's a game I could play - February 3, 2009
Now in Feel-A-Round!! - January 29, 2009
She did what with the asparagus?? Oh my.... - January 29, 2009
Yes, if I was selling a 1990 Lincoln Town Car, I'd do the same thing
Comments (1) - January 26, 2009
Something to think about.... - January 26, 2009
Jesus, half of Australia...or Sherlock Holmes?? - January 26, 2009
Amazingly life-like, don'tchathink?? - January 24, 2009
Yes, those are bacon bikinis...and this is as close as you will ever get to that
Comments (1) - January 18, 2009
What's so funny about...? - January 15, 2009
If it works with your cat, why not Uncle Ed?? - January 13, 2009
Ms. Perino...Larry Flynt on line three....
Comments (1) - January 12, 2009
I'll tell you what; if it involves a Swedish girl and a pair of kneepads, you've got a deal - January 11, 2009
Doing the right thing...ur doing it right - January 8, 2009
Sometimes, a picture really can be worth a thousand words - January 1, 2009
14: 56...14:57...14:58...the Internet is waiting for you - December 28, 2008
Cuddly. Affectionate. Looking for a good home. And three Norwegian Wolfhounds a day. - December 27, 2008
Snowzilla lives!! - December 26, 2008
Is this what they mean by "food porn"??
Comments (1) - December 25, 2008
My thoughts exactly - December 22, 2008
If you're wondering why your engine is running a little rough.... - December 20, 2008
The Christmas gift for the radical Islamofascist who has everything - December 13, 2008
Say no more....
Comments (2) - December 12, 2008
Yeah, I'd stalk Erin Andrews, but I'd have to take a number - December 11, 2008
In case you've had a bad week, here's a little Erin Andrews to cheer you up
Comments (1) - December 10, 2008
Jesus loves me, this I know.... - December 5, 2008
What's a nine-letter word for "too much time on your hands"? - December 4, 2008
If would be funnier if it wasn't so true - November 30, 2008
Lesson 1: How not to get faster service in the drive-through lane - November 27, 2008
Sarah Palin: the gift that keeps on giving - November 23, 2008
How 'bout a tall, frosty glass of "BUSTED!!"? - November 19, 2008
NOW do you understand the importance of a good breakfast?? - November 17, 2008
I'll choose door number three, Johnny.... - November 17, 2008
When combined with Fukitol, some patients are able to resume their normal, pointless lives - November 16, 2008
Parenting 101 - November 15, 2008
Reason #145 for becoming a vegetarian - November 13, 2008
I think they forgot "pensive" and "bemused" - November 7, 2008
Efficiency? Communication? Research? Nah...how about dog tricks?? - October 29, 2008
I could learn to like Halloween....
Comments (2) - October 27, 2008
Farm animals need space to turn around? - October 21, 2008
Politics? Who needs politics? I have Faith Hill in a bikini!! Yippee!!!
Comments (4) - October 19, 2008
I only wish I could take credit for this.... - October 6, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - September 30, 2008
And a free chocolate chip cookie.... - September 28, 2008
And you think I make this stuff up.... - September 14, 2008
Just in time for Sunday Brunch....
Comments (1) - September 8, 2008
My next vacation destination - September 4, 2008
Enough politics...sometimes ya just wanna have a few good laughs - August 27, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #6 - August 27, 2008
Gordon Ramsay...lightly braised and served with a white wine sauce - August 25, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #5 - August 24, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #4 - August 23, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #3
Comments (1) - August 20, 2008
Because everyone knows that engineers don't have sex - August 20, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball", #2 - August 19, 2008
Y'know, life sucks sometimes...but then I think of those three magic words: "Women's Beach Volleyball"
Comments (1) - August 14, 2008
Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie (apologies to Jackson Browne) - August 12, 2008
A voice deserving of a wider audience
Comments (2) - July 29, 2008
Because shouldn't we be judging women by something other than their bra size? - July 27, 2008
Uh, yeah...I'd watch that.... - July 27, 2008
Good girls don't - July 15, 2008
Life without cars? Isn't that, like, borderline un-American?? - July 13, 2008
No wonder I can't get a date - July 11, 2008
And all these years, I'd thought Tennessee was the gay state - July 11, 2008
No, it wasn't me...but I wish it would have been - July 8, 2008
Go ahead...make my day! - July 6, 2008
Because if you can't have sex, you may as well have bacon - July 6, 2008
Today's signs that the Apoclaypse is upon us - July 5, 2008
Bikinis are our friends
Comments (1) - July 5, 2008
Above everything else, this is still true | TrackBacks (-1) - July 4, 2008
Here's to hoping your Fourth of July was a safe and enjoyable one - July 2, 2008
I can only wonder what they might offer on "Steak and a BJ Day" - June 24, 2008
Buy a Chrysler and ignore reality! - June 22, 2008
Perhaps I'm in the wrong line of work
Comments (-1) - June 17, 2008
He may be a lying sack of dog excrement, but he apparently does have one notable talent - June 17, 2008
Your tax dollars at work...in the pursuit of science - June 15, 2008
And we're going to party like it's 2009 - June 8, 2008
Thanks, but I'll think I'll wait for the pizza and beer offsets
Comments (-2) - June 8, 2008
Nothing like a little American ingenuity, eh??
Comments (-1) - June 7, 2008
Sometimes, there just aren't words available....
Comments (-1) - June 2, 2008
"Artist porn"? Or just art? | TrackBacks (-2) - May 27, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - April 21, 2008
The Olympic spirit. Catch it. Or die trying. - April 21, 2008
Now this kind of airline merger we could all get behind - April 16, 2008
And after you've succeeded in coaxing her out of it, you've got breakfast - April 12, 2008
Just in time for Christmas....Hello Kitty tombstones
Comments (-1)| TrackBacks (-7) - April 8, 2008
If you'd like, I'll sign your...um...bosoms...for no extra charge - March 23, 2008
Now you know....
Comments (2) - March 23, 2008
Grab some fava beans and a nice Chianti, and you've got yourself a meal - March 9, 2008
No...no, it isn't
Comments (1) - March 4, 2008
News you can use...although for what I have no idea
Comments (2) - March 2, 2008
Regular or Diet?? - February 29, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - February 24, 2008
This week's best post title of all time - February 24, 2008
Hey, ladies! Having trouble keeping your man happy? Just pretend it's 1955! - February 16, 2008
And they'll play "Detroit Rock City" repeatedly at my funeral - February 12, 2008
Ah, that's just cruel.... - February 12, 2008
Two of the world's best things...and the beer doesn't look bad, either - February 9, 2008
I wonder if you can get extra cheese and onions with that? - February 6, 2008
When you demand accountability, this oughta do the trick - January 31, 2008
What the fashion...uh, forward male is wearing these days...in New Zealand - January 26, 2008
And we love getting flowers ;o) - January 24, 2008
Not that we're desperate or anything.... - January 21, 2008
OK, but can you fix my broken RSS feed? - January 20, 2008
And it could also be used on those idiot neighbors and their pesky kids - January 17, 2008
A not-so-subliminal message
Comments (2) - January 9, 2008
Still crazy after all these years....
Comments (1) - January 3, 2008
No good deed goes unpunished - January 1, 2008
Now this sort of resolution I can get behind.... - December 31, 2007
Looks like the Aggie booger-mining team was at the game - December 30, 2007
Don't try this at home, kids. She's a professional...or she's drunk.... - December 25, 2007
A very Madison Avenue Christmas - December 24, 2007
And so it begins.... - December 23, 2007
I think I would have pureed it myself - December 21, 2007
Yeah, traffic kinda backed up after they found the disembodied head in the fast lane - December 20, 2007
The single guy's dream job
Comments (1) - December 13, 2007
For those of you who didn't go to Catholic School - December 12, 2007
Uh...sorry; I was trying to reach the Dupont Circle Domino's.... - December 7, 2007
Art imitates life - December 3, 2007
I'm feeling healthier already
Comments (1) - December 2, 2007
Not to be alarmist or anything.... - November 30, 2007
It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's Santa Dog!!
Comments (1) - November 29, 2007
A square peg in a world of round holes - November 28, 2007
And look what a fine specimen of manhood I turned out to be.... - November 25, 2007
Tomorrow at a press conference Ron Paul will introduce him as his running mate
Comments (6) - November 25, 2007
Yes, guys, this is about as close as you'll ever get to these
Comments (2) - November 24, 2007
Your tax dollars at work...eh, perhaps not.... - November 22, 2007
It's all about keeping your priorities straight - November 20, 2007
The classical version of "Fractured Fairy Tales" - November 19, 2007
Morality and decency are for losers who won't [insert tasteless sexual double entendre here] - November 18, 2007
It's all fun and games until they nail your feet to the board - November 15, 2007
Yes, it surely is.... - November 13, 2007
Truth is for those losers who can't handle effective marketing - November 9, 2007
This one I'll leave to your imagination
Comments (2) - November 4, 2007
Wide-stanced race-card-playing fascists - October 28, 2007
Oh, so this is why it's called "food porn"??
Comments (1) - October 24, 2007
Good advice.... - October 23, 2007
Yeah, that sums it up very nicely
Comments (2) - October 17, 2007
Die like a man II
Comments (1) - October 17, 2007
And it gets great mileage.... - October 16, 2007
Die like a man
Comments (3) - October 10, 2007
And when you're done, I have another appendage you can paint.... - October 10, 2007
Uh...that ain't no tomato.... - October 10, 2007
It's a bird...it's a plane...it's...oh, my.... - October 4, 2007
Monkey see, monkey do - September 23, 2007
OK, so she's naked...does anything else REALLY matter??
Comments (1) - September 22, 2007
Meanwhile...somewhere on a sound stage in Burbank.... - September 14, 2007
Ain't love grand?? - September 12, 2007
Guess what I'm having with my coffee this morning? - September 6, 2007
It's certainly cheaper than providing decent customer service - September 1, 2007
Whatever it takes.... - August 21, 2007
Won't you help by doing what you can?? - August 18, 2007
Y'all can die with a smile on your face.... - August 10, 2007
Yeah...guess how glad I am that I don't live in Oklahoma - August 8, 2007
A step in the right direction...or another example of incipient, creeping socialism?? - August 7, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - August 4, 2007
I can hardly wait until the Franz Kafka campaign - July 30, 2007
Ah...finally, someone with some standards - July 29, 2007
Let the punishment fit the crime
Comments (4) - July 24, 2007
Yes, it's official.... - July 21, 2007
Thank God for effective product placement - July 21, 2007
From the Abu Ghraib collection - July 17, 2007
Wow...you really can find anything on eBay.... - July 17, 2007
Why not spend it on a hooker and a dime bag instead? - July 16, 2007
Well, how else are you going to get Marion Barry to show up for meetings? - July 13, 2007
Still spreading the Good Word - July 11, 2007
The eternal question....
Comments (1) - July 8, 2007
Effective Product Placement 101
Comments (4) - July 7, 2007
O God of Irony, thou art a wondrous and cunning God - June 25, 2007
Marketing campaigns we'd like to see, #2 - June 22, 2007
Marketing campaigns we'd like to see - June 20, 2007
Somehow, I can't see this being a big hit in Miami - June 1, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #13 - May 31, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #12 - May 30, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #11
Comments (1) - May 28, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #10 - May 27, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #9
Comments (1) - May 26, 2007
I prefer mine with ketchup and onions
Comments (5) - May 26, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #8 - May 25, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #7 - May 25, 2007
Why settle for the real thing, when you can have rampant mediocrity? - May 24, 2007
It was only a matter of time....
Comments (1) - May 24, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #6 - May 23, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #4 - May 22, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #3 - May 15, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #2 - May 14, 2007
Great moments in product placement, #1
Comments (1) - May 14, 2007
If you believe that nothing happens by coincidence....
Comments (2) - May 11, 2007
OK, even I had to admit that this brought a smile to my face - May 11, 2007
Maybe it was her senior project?
Comments (4) - May 5, 2007
...and being happy sure beats the alternative, no? - May 5, 2007
You won't like us when we're exporting democracy - April 27, 2007
A lesson the Bush Administration could benefit from - April 26, 2007
Well, you can always sell it on eBay.... - April 18, 2007
Take a number, ladies
Comments (4) - April 10, 2007
And a child shall lead us
Comments (7) - April 1, 2007
This is gonna bring a whole new meaning to "multi-tasking", eh??
Comments (4) - March 29, 2007
You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when....
Comments (2) - March 23, 2007
Surely you can understand that we're shallow and superficial...and stop calling me Shirley!!
Comments (4) - March 21, 2007
You mean there's a cure??
Comments (2) - March 20, 2007
OK, so the listing's been removed...and I almost won - March 5, 2007
Hey, a man can dream, can't he??
Comments (2) - February 27, 2007
We should all aspire to make a difference like this - February 23, 2007
Don't get mad, get...horny?
Comments (3) - February 16, 2007
The. best. headline. EVER.
Comments (2) - February 16, 2007
When you're just too damn lazy to drag yourself out of bed to make it to the protest.... - February 2, 2007
So the difference between this and porn would be...?
Comments (4) - January 31, 2007
For years, I've secretly harbored the dream- the dream of one day becoming a professional pillowfighter
Comments (1) - January 26, 2007
Hurry! This is an (un)limited time offer!
Comments (4) - January 25, 2007
PETA's State of the Union is...well...nekkid
Comments (1) - January 15, 2007
Memo to haters: suck it!
Comments (3) - January 12, 2007
Yeah, but was it oil-based or latex?
Comments (1) - January 11, 2007
Shrinkage! We got shrinkage!! - January 10, 2007
Everybody wants to rule the world...Steve Jobs actually does
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (-2) - December 25, 2006
Have a Merry NRA Christmas!! - December 22, 2006
Holding others to standards we'd never dream of holding ourselves to - December 21, 2006
And for dessert, the still-warm liver of Muqtada al-Sadr
Comments (4) - December 19, 2006
Nah...I'm waiting for the Taco Bell "free extra green onions" coupons....
Comments (1) - December 17, 2006
Well, that would be one way to solve the problem.... - December 14, 2006
I can hardly wait until they cook and eat the Christmas virgin - December 10, 2006
Bad publicity? Nah...just free advertising....
Comments (1) - December 8, 2006
Ah...so this is why Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to have babies
Comments (1) - December 4, 2006
The official State Dog of Texas
Comments (3) - December 1, 2006
Uh...thanks, but I think I'll wait for the DVD
Comments (4) - November 28, 2006
Yes, Viriginia...that is a man pulling a car with his...ohmigod....
Comments (2) - November 28, 2006
Happiness is a warm gun - November 28, 2006
Hey, if North Korea can do it.... - November 19, 2006
Coming soon to a Karma Sutra manual near you - November 17, 2006
Firefighting, New York-style - November 10, 2006
Taking stalking to a new and disturbing level
Comments (4) - November 7, 2006
And after the voting, the oral sex
Comments (12) - October 20, 2006
Uh...looks like someone's going to be sleeping on the couch
Comments (1) - October 12, 2006
Yeah, we know what you're thinking" "Are the Capitol Police hiring??" - October 10, 2006
Progress comes piece by piece - September 29, 2006
So do we, dear
Comments (2) - September 28, 2006
Only if you're good boys and girls
Comments (1) - September 23, 2006
It's what's for breakfast
Comments (4) - September 23, 2006
This month's Hugo Chavez Book Club selection - September 21, 2006
He's a dessert topping AND a floor wax.... ;p)
Comments (1) - September 19, 2006
This just in from Matt Drudge: He who smelt it dealt it - September 9, 2006
Nah, I'd rather be Jon Stewart...or at least have access to his bank account - September 9, 2006
How long until Google can just read our minds?
Comments (1) - September 8, 2006
Colombia: Now with 73% fewer kidnappings!! - September 3, 2006
That's it; we're moving to Canada - September 2, 2006
Kid, ya just don't disturb a man when he's takin' care of business - September 1, 2006
We're #1!! - August 30, 2006
Cleanup! Aisle Five!! - August 30, 2006
Man...talk about cruel and unusual punishment - August 25, 2006
Population control by any other name is just a poor imitation - August 21, 2006
I'm tired of all these motherf-----g bears on this motherf-----g submarine!!
Comments (1) - August 20, 2006
It's easier to blame others than to accept responsibility for your part - August 19, 2006
The latest blockbuster from BushCo Enterprises - August 18, 2006
Conclusive proof that Neanderthals still walk among us
Comments (1) - August 18, 2006
One of these things is not like the other - August 12, 2006
My favorite was "Mohammed swims out to the troop ships" - August 11, 2006
Dude...we're going to Beirut!!
Comments (1) - August 11, 2006
Uh...no, I was just scratching an itch.... - August 9, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - August 8, 2006
Girls with guns
Comments (1) - August 8, 2006
At least burqas are still optional
Comments (3) - August 5, 2006
Words to live by....
Comments (1) - August 4, 2006
Because an army runs on its stomach...and its clogged arteries
Comments (12) - August 4, 2006
Jeez...I wonder what they'd do for Kim Jong-il | TrackBacks (-1) - August 2, 2006
Here's to hoping he got what he deserved - August 1, 2006
Can't we stop the suffering???
Comments (3) - August 1, 2006
It looks like the Afghan precincts are checking in - July 31, 2006
Uh.... - July 30, 2006
How many shopping days until Christmas??
Comments (3) - July 28, 2006
So who says Republicans don't have better sex?
Comments (2) - July 27, 2006
My intrepid compadre, The Scarlet Pimpernel, is at it again - July 26, 2006
So could I...too bad it's a felony, eh?
Comments (1) - July 19, 2006
Another helpful TPRS public service | TrackBacks (-1) - July 18, 2006
MIss Hezbollah was unavailable for comment - July 5, 2006
See, this was me before Enzyte...and the prop is a lifesize depiction of me after Enzyte. Impressive, no? And the ladies don't worry about foam falling off.... - June 29, 2006
This should go straight to the Headline Writers Hall of Fame - June 29, 2006
"Would you say that opening a vagina-themed Mexican restaurant has always been a dream of yours?"
Comments (1) - June 28, 2006
Honey...you know that second job I've been talking about...?
Comments (1) - June 23, 2006
Well, we almost got it right
Comments (3) - June 20, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - June 20, 2006
Where do we sign up for a campus tour?? - June 16, 2006
Yessirree, nothing says "Most Favored Nation" status like a mobile execution chamber, eh?
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (-2) - June 12, 2006
It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's the Iowa Water Schlong!!
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (-1) - June 1, 2006
How long before we rule the world?
Comments (1) - June 1, 2006
Jerry Falwell's gonna have a coronary....
Comments (1) - May 23, 2006
Gee...for a minute there, I thought we were going to talk about something important - May 23, 2006
It's called "freedom" of speech for a reason, eh?
Comments (7) - May 20, 2006
Who says this isn't a family show? - May 13, 2006
Gypsies in the palace
Comments (2) - May 9, 2006
What's old is new again - May 9, 2006
Don'tcha just LOVE good old American ingenuity? - May 4, 2006
The last time I saw anything that small, it had an eraser on the end of it
Comments (1) - May 3, 2006
Dude...we're moving to Mexico!!!
Comments (6) - April 30, 2006
A little light reading before you head off to church
Comments (1) - April 29, 2006
Today, Bee County. Tomorrow, Wall Street. Maybe. - April 28, 2006
Yes, that's "billion" with a "b"
Comments (1) - April 26, 2006
Nobody likes a smart ass - April 26, 2006
And now for a little regal booger mining
Comments (1) - April 19, 2006
Are you sure this wasn't an ATF anti-ninja operation? - April 19, 2006
You may not like it, but it (thankfully) is the wave of the future
Comments (5) - April 16, 2006
It's what's for (Easter) dinner - April 2, 2006
Wow...when did this happen?
Comments (1) - March 31, 2006
Does she deliver? - March 29, 2006
Try this one the next time you go out for pizza - March 28, 2006
This will be bigger than the naked pictures of Lara Logan!! - March 28, 2006
Another stunning triumph for the Religion of Peace - March 26, 2006
What NOT to get me for my birthday - March 24, 2006
What if Geoffrey Chaucer had a blog?
Comments (1) - March 22, 2006
What's next...Sharia? - March 18, 2006
Brave defender of the idelogically pure - March 16, 2006
It's OK; he's a Republican and a Christian - March 15, 2006
Operation Coathanger
Comments (5) - March 6, 2006
Cell phone features we'd like to see, #4 - March 5, 2006
And we'll just leave it to your imagination (Who says I don't support our troops??).... - February 28, 2006
Greetings from the Religion of Peace
Comments (2) - February 28, 2006
Some might call this "stress management"
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - February 27, 2006
And if things become any worse, you could always join the Israeli Army
Comments (2) - February 26, 2006
He's not my pet, he my four-legged methane generator
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - February 25, 2006
You had to know this one was coming.... - February 24, 2006
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, eh?
Comments (1) - February 23, 2006
And this is why I love England
Comments (7) - February 23, 2006
Isn't this the sort of thing that higher education should be about?
Comments (1) - February 23, 2006
Cell phone features we'd like to see, #3 - February 21, 2006
There once was a man from Nantucket, with a gun so big he could...ah, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (1) - February 21, 2006
Cell phone features we'd like to see, #2 - February 20, 2006
Cell phone features we'd like to see, #1
Comments (1) - February 17, 2006
Talk about unanticipated side effects.... - February 15, 2006
Don'tcha just LOVE capitalism?
Comments (1) - February 7, 2006
Who knew he could even sing?? - January 25, 2006
They'll be easy to spot...they'll be the ones wearing the starched brown shirts and the Sam Browne belts
Comments (4) - January 21, 2006
Isn't she a bit underdressed?
Comments (2) - January 20, 2006
"We want people to love these cars - but not in that way"
Comments (1) - January 19, 2006
Your tax dollars at work...or not
Comments (2) - January 17, 2006
I'm guessing he's a huge Springsteen fan
Comments (1) - January 16, 2006
Indeed...'cuz I was beginning to wonder
Comments (1) - January 16, 2006
Learn new skills...see the world...kill infidels - January 11, 2006
The intersection of politics and commerce doesn't have to be a place of Evil
Comments (1) - January 9, 2006
Oh, the manhunts you'll launch.... - January 8, 2006
These seem like good rules to start a new year - January 6, 2006
A little foreign aid goes a long ways, no? - December 27, 2005
The untold story of Kentucky Fried Chicken - December 26, 2005
Happy Holidays from the bin Laden family
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (3) - December 24, 2005
Merry Christmas & Semper Fi - December 23, 2005
Show your kids that the Judeo-Christian ethic kicks @$$ - December 21, 2005
The shower's a bit cramped, and the room service sucks, but other than that it's great - December 21, 2005
In America, the streets really ARE paved with Venti Lattes - December 20, 2005
Some people piss and moan...some take lemons and make lemonade.... - December 11, 2005
Well, news is supposed to be about the truth, no? - December 10, 2005
By this time tomorrow, it'll be on eBay, #2
Comments (1) - December 9, 2005
Vote early and often
Comments (1) - December 8, 2005
Would you go Christmas shopping with this person?
Comments (2) - December 7, 2005
Morning sedition - December 5, 2005
Today, potato chips. Tomorrow, the naming rights to the L.A. Coliseum?
Comments (1) - December 4, 2005
Hey, it is the People's House, no?? - December 1, 2005
War would be so much more fun if only.... - November 29, 2005
By this time tomorrow, it'll be on eBay - November 28, 2005
Finally, the truth can be told - November 28, 2005
Heaven forbid that our children should learn to think for themselves
Comments (4) - November 27, 2005
'Cuz my God don't take no $%!# off no one
Comments (2) - November 24, 2005
There are many things I will do for my country. This is not one of them. - November 23, 2005
Somebody's angling for a DUMB@$$ AWARD....
Comments (8) - November 22, 2005
Truly, the Apocalypse is upon us - November 21, 2005
It'll be next door to the worker incineration facility - November 15, 2005
Let's see Target top this - November 15, 2005
I imagine Intelligent Design can explain it - November 14, 2005
Just another sorry example of the insidious homosexual agenda - November 10, 2005
Apparently, I rock...who knew??
Comments (2) - November 9, 2005
Too bad this would never happen in Texas...or is it? - November 7, 2005
If you can't make them go away, drown them out
Comments (5) - November 4, 2005
And he'll be a hit at his daycare's kegger.... - November 1, 2005
It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it....
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - October 31, 2005
Well, at least dissent USED to be the highest form of patriotism
Comments (1) - October 31, 2005
What if they threw a hurricane and Anderson Cooper was nowhere to be found?
Comments (3) - February 24, 2005
You know, if you put one of those things in your shoulders, we could hook you up and run you through a car wash
Comments (1) - February 23, 2005
And the kid can go from 0-60 in 4.2 seconds - February 23, 2005
The winner of the annual Karbala International Baby-Throwing Contest - February 22, 2005
I knew it.... - February 22, 2005
Any sexual connotation is purely coincidental...and wholly unavoidable
Comments (2) - February 22, 2005
You want me to do WHAT in front of all these naked Norwegians?? - February 20, 2005
Something to consider before you fall asleep during the benediction - February 18, 2005
Remember, it says "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" for a reason
Comments (1) - February 14, 2005
Sadly, this didn't make my short list of Valentine's Day gifts for Susan - February 13, 2005
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on.... - February 12, 2005
Watch it; that thing's sharp - February 11, 2005
Only four more days, y'all.... - February 11, 2005
Who says Liberals don't know how to have fun? | TrackBacks (1) - February 9, 2005
Running away from the problem- or simply looking for a new start?
Comments (3) - February 9, 2005
Even a brutally repressive regime can get it right now and again | TrackBacks (1) - February 9, 2005
But it got there within 30 minutes.... - February 7, 2005
Hmm...I sense a pattern developing - February 5, 2005
Only in America.... - February 4, 2005
A fashion faux-pas looking for a place to happen - February 1, 2005
And the award for "What I want to be when I grow up" goes to.... - January 30, 2005
Etymology 101: Introduction to Obscenities
Comments (2) - January 29, 2005
Remember kids, don't eat yellow snow
Comments (1) - January 25, 2005
So what do you get the discriminating misogynist in your life? - January 21, 2005
Introducing the latest breakthrough from Sun Microsystems
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - January 20, 2005
So what do you think of this as our new corporate slogan? - January 13, 2005
And after dinner, we're going to drive 40 MPH over the speed limit in a school zone, with a bottle of Wild Turkey in one hand and a .357 in the other
Comments (2) - January 13, 2005
And he seemed like such a nice Fascist - January 10, 2005
This is NOT the answer to the question, "So why DO guys like beach volleyball so much?"
Comments (3) - January 10, 2005
I must have missed the memo - January 4, 2005
Yes, now you can own a piece of the magic...if you're sucker enough
Comments (3) - January 3, 2005
I know; responsible social behavior is WAY overrated
Comments (2) - January 1, 2005
There is something to be said for starting with a clean slate...I'm just not certain what that something might be....
Comments (1) - December 28, 2004
Here comes the disclaimer.... - December 25, 2004
Thank God for those who would bravely and selflessly defend us against the evils of secular humanism
Comments (1) - December 23, 2004
What better way to say "I love you, but I'd love you more if...."?
Comments (1) - December 23, 2004
OK, now I understand the difference - December 18, 2004
Dear Santa: Send Lawyers, Guns, & Money - December 14, 2004
Shouldn't someone be helping these folks get together? - December 13, 2004
Things look different north of the border. eh? - December 10, 2004
Hey, I'm not above some cheap, crass commercialism, either - December 8, 2004
Not that we're ashamed of who we are or anything....
Comments (1) - December 8, 2004
Of course, this would have gone over better prior to 9.11 - December 4, 2004
Maybe Eric ought to look into Princeton? - December 4, 2004
At least someone can recognize the truth - December 3, 2004
When smoking is outlawed, only outlaws will smoke
Comments (5) - December 2, 2004
I know...just check your PC at the door for a moment - November 30, 2004
Right; next they'll be telling us we'll be able to download porn at home....
Comments (5) - November 28, 2004
Effective Shopping 101
Comments (1) - November 22, 2004
The sins of the father are visited upon the daughters
Comments (13) - November 22, 2004
And this, kids, is why I LOVES da Interweb
Comments (7) - November 21, 2004
Poetic justice?
Comments (5) - November 17, 2004
So what's for dessert
Comments (4) - November 16, 2004
My new heroes....
Comments (12) - November 15, 2004
I just wanna play with my ding-a-ling-a-ling
Comments (9) - November 9, 2004
Ever have one of those days?? - November 8, 2004
Can you go on strike against the Almighty?? - November 6, 2004
A little poetry to soothe the soul
Comments (14) - October 29, 2004
So THAT'S what they mean by "Yellow Dog Democrat"?? - October 26, 2004
Ewwwww....
Comments (2) - October 22, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (4) - October 20, 2004
CARNIVAL OF THE VANITIES, EPISODE #109
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (10) - October 14, 2004
Man, you can find ANYTHING on the Internet.... - October 12, 2004
The last time she saw anything that small, it had an eraser on the end of it - October 11, 2004
More doggie porn - October 2, 2004
Um...no, honey...you see, um...yeah, it's a fundraiser.... - September 29, 2004
Gee, whodathunkit? - September 28, 2004
Meet my new hero - September 26, 2004
Inquiring minds want to know - September 22, 2004
Don't you just LOVE free enterprise?
Comments (1) - September 18, 2004
I'm always willing to get behind a good cause
Comments (2) - September 8, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - September 6, 2004
Must have been all of those Republicans heading home from New York - September 6, 2004
It is only a game, right? - August 25, 2004
Brought to you by the people who solved Darfur...or not
Comments (3) - August 24, 2004
You gotta love advice that begins with "Stop smacking the b***h" - August 23, 2004
Is America ready for this? - August 20, 2004
Welcome to New York. Now spend your money and keep your mouth shut.
Comments (1) - August 18, 2004
It's story time, kids!!
Comments (3) - August 16, 2004
At least they weren't oil wrestling - August 16, 2004
Doing your part in the war on terror - August 15, 2004
Yeah, but I try harder
Comments (12) - August 12, 2004
But smoking weed is still legal? - August 12, 2004
We're from the government and we're here to help you - August 9, 2004
It might be a good day to just stay in bed - August 4, 2004
Unfortunately, it's physically impossible for me to be hip - July 27, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - July 22, 2004
Subtle, and yet spot on, eh? - July 21, 2004
It's good to be King, ain't it?
Comments (1) - July 21, 2004
Half the fun are the debates this will spawn - July 15, 2004
Actually, we were just looking for an excuse to torch a taxi.... - July 8, 2004
If you sit 500 contortionists at 500 keyboards.... - July 6, 2004
When they're done here, they'll be competing in Carmen Electra's Nude Wrestling League - July 5, 2004
Girls Gone Wild: Kathmandu - July 5, 2004
He's got a brilliant career in gay porn ahead of him
Comments (1) - July 4, 2004
This morning's excitement
Comments (2) - July 4, 2004
This morning's excitement
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (4) - July 4, 2004
Rumor has it that Britney Spears and Anna Kournikova will be the first match - June 30, 2004
You wanna piece o' dis?? - June 29, 2004
My new all-time favorite headline - June 29, 2004
And it's sung to the tune of "The Lumberjack Song" - June 28, 2004
Today's philosophy lesson - June 24, 2004
What else are you going to do in the middle of the Mediterranean?
Comments (2) - June 23, 2004
One man's porn is another's art?
Comments (1) - June 22, 2004
Be sure to vote early and often
Comments (2) - June 21, 2004
Yeah, but you can bet he won't falling asleep in class again
Comments (4) - June 21, 2004
Hippocratic Oath? We don't need no stinkin' Hippocratic Oath....
Comments (4) - June 20, 2004
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Comments (2) - June 18, 2004
I'm still waiting for the Holy Haagen-Dazs Diet - June 17, 2004
I hear the Martyr's Memorial alone is worth the trip - June 17, 2004
Guess what I'm getting for Father's Day??
Comments (3) - June 15, 2004
After all, it's barely the crack of noon
Comments (1) - June 10, 2004
Talk about a hardship tour....
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (5) - June 9, 2004
I'll bet Condi only wishes she looked that good
Comments (2) - June 3, 2004
Shoot low, boys; they're riding Shetlands
Comments (1) - June 2, 2004
Don't try this at home, kids....
Comments (5) - June 2, 2004
More from our foreign correspondent - May 26, 2004
What's next? Hookers for lunch? - May 25, 2004
We like 'em with four legs.... | TrackBacks (1) - May 24, 2004
Only in America.... - May 23, 2004
What, really, is so wrong here? - May 23, 2004
Now can I get my milk and cookies, dammit??
Comments (3) - May 21, 2004
A snapshot from the family album...I always suspected I was descended from royalty - May 20, 2004
Just wait until you see what you get to drink your Cristal out of - May 17, 2004
Do the mullahs know about this?? - May 14, 2004
Stoopid is as stoopid duz.... - May 14, 2004
Yikes...and people wonder why I never had children | TrackBacks (1) - May 7, 2004
Something I will NOT be getting for Mom this Mother's Day - April 30, 2004
Now if they could just solve that whole how-do-they-go-to-the-bathroom thing
Comments (1) - April 25, 2004
Coming soon to a supermarket shelf near you | TrackBacks (1) - April 12, 2004
And now, a word from one of our sponsors - April 9, 2004
A good resume and a pair of kneepads will go a long ways
Comments (1) - April 8, 2004
Just hanging around....
Comments (1) - April 6, 2004
Common sense crosses The Pond
Comments (1) - March 25, 2004
Gee, the next thing you know they'll be bringing guns to school
Comments (1) - March 20, 2004
Well, I suppose it beats illicit sex and recreational drugs, eh?? - March 15, 2004
A TPRS Public Service....
Comments (1) - March 14, 2004
Turnabout is fair play, no??
Comments (1) - March 11, 2004
Well, it is less demanding than the Gandhi Bread & Water Diet - March 10, 2004
All they export are cold fronts and hockey players, anyway
Comments (3) - March 8, 2004
If you want it done right, sometimes you just gotta do it yourself
Comments (1) - March 6, 2004
Coming soon to a multiplex near you.... - March 5, 2004
Every male's fantasy gone horribly wrong. - March 4, 2004
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 4, 2004
Fine. Be that way. I'll just order two large fries and get the same effect.
Comments (1) - February 28, 2004
Uh.... - February 28, 2004
And they'll all be available in the lobby at intermission
Comments (1) - February 26, 2004
Of course, it depends on where they're registered - February 17, 2004
Hey kids!! Now you can build your very own Air Force!!
Comments (3) - February 11, 2004
Your arteries may be clogged, but at least you'll be thin
Comments (2) - February 11, 2004
Don't you just LOVE American ingenuity?
Comments (2) - February 11, 2004
Imagine what the wedding night must have been like.... - February 5, 2004
Hey, at least she's doing something productive - February 2, 2004
Imitation truly IS the sincerest form of flattery.... - February 1, 2004
Ebony & Ivory - February 1, 2004
Why Houston will miss the Super Bowl hoopla: Reason #315
Comments (2) - January 30, 2004
There's one born every minute, eh?? - January 28, 2004
I suppose life really is simpler if you allow it to be
Comments (3) - January 27, 2004
Nice assets....
Comments (1) - January 22, 2004
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - January 21, 2004
Stoopid really is as stoopid duz
Comments (1) - January 18, 2004
You say "time-waster" like it's a bad thing....
Comments (2) - January 13, 2004
Well, at least he didn't have to declare anything - January 12, 2004
You can help make a difference - January 10, 2004
You are too stupid to be reading this. Please pull ahead.... - January 9, 2004
With friends like this, who needs enemas?? - January 9, 2004
Who else would be responsible?
Comments (1) - December 30, 2003
Big Brother really MAY be watching you.... - December 30, 2003
One small step for mankind....
Comments (1) - December 27, 2003
Helpful hints from Lance, God of Romance - December 27, 2003
Technology you can use (although we have no idea why) - December 23, 2003
I'm dreaming of an Orange Christmas - December 19, 2003
Another step on the long journey back - December 17, 2003
Ain't capitalism grand?? - December 15, 2003
Porn in the USA - December 9, 2003
Hey, it worked for "Hooters".... - December 8, 2003
You want to do WHAT with that scalpel?? I don't think so.... - December 3, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #10
Comments (3) - December 2, 2003
Someone will make way too much money off this idea
Comments (1) - December 1, 2003
And this is why I love America.... - December 1, 2003
Glenn who?? - November 20, 2003
Hi Mom!! We love it here!!
Comments (1) - November 19, 2003
This oughta get rid of those pesky questions about your expense account - November 17, 2003
Let's hope they at least got some extra credit for this
Comments (3) - November 16, 2003
And kids love it, too!! - November 15, 2003
Be careful; ask too many questions and the terrorists will win - November 11, 2003
Pole dancing really is a lost art, eh??
Comments (1) - November 11, 2003
So, Clinton was right; it isn't sex - November 10, 2003
Yes, some questions really ARE better off left unasked - November 10, 2003
You like me, you really like me!!
Comments (1) - November 7, 2003
In case you're wondering, NO, I don't make this stuff up.... - November 6, 2003
Yes, but will it make me witty, erudite, and improve my writing?
Comments (1) - November 3, 2003
Well, at least it wasn't Jimmy Kimmel....
Comments (1) - November 3, 2003
That hissing you hear is his ego inflating
Comments (1) - November 2, 2003
Oh, my....
Comments (1) - October 29, 2003
Hey, if it's on the Internet, it must be true...right??
Comments (2) - October 27, 2003
Just another day in Paradise - October 26, 2003
Well, at least the wardrobe budget was manageable - October 26, 2003
Does this thing come with a warranty?? - October 25, 2003
For my next trick, I'll drink the blood of young children - October 23, 2003
It's true; there really isn't anything original anymore
Comments (1) - October 22, 2003
Now this is what I call nation-building - October 19, 2003
Hey, a girl's gotta eat....
Comments (1) - October 18, 2003
Just in time for those office Christmas parties, eh? - October 15, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #10
Comments (1) - October 14, 2003
You want the pot of daffodils WHERE?? - October 13, 2003
A CARE package from the Motherland
Comments (3) - October 9, 2003
Well, I suppose this would be one solution....
Comments (1) - October 9, 2003
Bathroom philosophy 101 - October 8, 2003
Do we also get warm milk and cookies? - October 6, 2003
Grandma hasn't been quite right since Grandpa ran off with that waitress.... - October 4, 2003
Inquiring minds want to know
Comments (3) - October 3, 2003
Just doing what little I can to broaden cross-cultural communication - October 3, 2003
Next, they'll come for Boo.... - October 1, 2003
It's what's for breakfast
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - September 22, 2003
An early nominee for the "Bad Business Decision Hall of Fame" - September 20, 2003
At least I made a decent choice
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - September 16, 2003
And you're going to LOVE Happy Hour
Comments (1) - September 15, 2003
You can tell a lot about a person from what they read | TrackBacks (1) - September 14, 2003
Well, this explains a few things.... | TrackBacks (3) - September 13, 2003
The return of an old friend
Comments (5) - September 7, 2003
Freeway protests - September 5, 2003
...And when you get tired of playing, you just eat the puck
Comments (2) - September 4, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #7
Comments (1) - September 3, 2003
Beauty may be skin-deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone
Comments (1) - August 31, 2003
And when you're done with it, you simply roll it up and smoke it - August 31, 2003
Shoot first, ask questions if you're so inclined - August 30, 2003
Greetings from Hell.... - August 18, 2003
Now THIS is science....
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - August 18, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #6
Comments (2) - August 17, 2003
Nudidity in the service of the greater good - August 15, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #5
Comments (1) - August 13, 2003
Sometimes it's just easier to do it right under their noses - August 11, 2003
When did this start?? - August 9, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #4
Comments (2) - August 5, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 46 - August 5, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #3
Comments (5) - August 4, 2003
Would you give up your home for five days to be on TV?
Comments (1) - August 4, 2003
No, I do NOT make this stuff up....
Comments (1) - August 3, 2003
Who says size doesn't matter?? - August 2, 2003
The latest in American pediatric munitions systems technology - August 1, 2003
The official TPRS editorial philosophy
Comments (2) - August 1, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy, #2
Comments (3) - July 29, 2003
I can't compete on this level
Comments (1) - July 28, 2003
I just love story time
Comments (1) - July 28, 2003
More shameless self-promotion from the TPRS poster boy
Comments (4) - July 27, 2003
And it sounded like such good, clean fun - July 26, 2003
Stairway to Heaven
Comments (3) - July 24, 2003
More from the TPRS poster boy
Comments (1) - July 24, 2003
I am serious- and don't call me Shirley
Comments (1) - July 24, 2003
This is why I had my daughters vicariously - July 23, 2003
Just one amazing little blue pill.... - July 23, 2003
"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" vs. "Peace, order, and good government" - July 22, 2003
The TPRS poster boy is back
Comments (2) - July 20, 2003
If only I'd known.... - July 19, 2003
My hero.... | TrackBacks (1) - July 17, 2003
Wisdom from "Jerry Springer: The Opera" - July 17, 2003
More disturbing search requests
Comments (1) - July 16, 2003
Another lesson to be learned
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - July 16, 2003
Good dog.... | TrackBacks (1) - July 12, 2003
Ya gotta have heart
Comments (2) - July 10, 2003
I'm the people you're parents warned you about.... | TrackBacks (3) - July 9, 2003
Free willy!!
Comments (6) - July 9, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities- the Douglas Adams memorial edition - July 9, 2003
Work vs. Prison - July 7, 2003
Sometimes narrow-mindedness is it's own reward - July 7, 2003
Here's a good reason to call in sick today.... - July 4, 2003
Happy 227th!! - July 3, 2003
Play safe, y'all....
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - July 3, 2003
Today's Public Service Announcement - July 2, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities: A Three-Hour Cruise | TrackBacks (1) - June 30, 2003
How to pretty up "the beautiful game"? - June 29, 2003
Sunday morning free association
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - June 29, 2003
A game of cat and mouse, Chapter 4
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (2) - June 27, 2003
This weeks sign of the Apocalypse, redux
Comments (2) - June 27, 2003
This weeks sign of the Apocalypse - June 25, 2003
A game of cat and mouse, Chapter 3
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - June 24, 2003
This ought come as a shock to anyone who knows me - June 24, 2003
A scene from the 1st annual TPRS fan convention
Comments (3) - June 23, 2003
The new, unofficial TPRS jingle - June 23, 2003
A game of cat and mouse, Chapter 2
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (2) - June 22, 2003
No, really; we LOVE America!! - June 21, 2003
A game of cat and mouse
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (2) - June 21, 2003
Today on "Multitasking With Martha": - June 20, 2003
Well, it sure as hell beats being ignored, eh??
Comments (2) - June 20, 2003
That's why it's called a food chain, no? - June 20, 2003
When does it stop being nudity and become child porn?
Comments (2) - June 19, 2003
If only Anna could skate.... - June 19, 2003
Fair and balanced...whatever.... - June 18, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities- The Golden Years
Comments (1) - June 17, 2003
Tasty work if you can get it - June 17, 2003
FDR never did that, did he? - June 16, 2003
Principals are for losers
Comments (1) - June 15, 2003
Helpful vacation tips? Nah.... - June 14, 2003
Happy Flag Day - June 14, 2003
War crimes? We don't see no stinkin' war crimes.... - June 13, 2003
Light 'em up!! - June 12, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities- 34th anniversary episode
Comments (2) - June 12, 2003
The worst thing about vacations is that they end too quickly - June 7, 2003
How to be bigger than Jesus...or at least Glenn Reynolds
Comments (2) - June 7, 2003
Road trip!! - June 6, 2003
Hmm...refreshment or repose?? - June 6, 2003
The Statue of Liberty is French??
Comments (3) - June 5, 2003
Ask not what your country can do for you....
Comments (1) - June 5, 2003
Enforcing responsible behavior
Comments (7) - June 4, 2003
This is what happens when I take a break??
Comments (1) - June 1, 2003
Man, I NEVER would have guessed - June 1, 2003
Too true....
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - May 31, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 2367 - May 29, 2003
Time for a career move??
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - May 27, 2003
And now for a kitten break....
Comments (4) - May 23, 2003
And you don't have to get them spayed
Comments (1) - May 23, 2003
And the winner is....
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - May 23, 2003
They call me... - May 22, 2003
Just keep them away from the remote
Comments (1) - May 22, 2003
Vote early and often - May 22, 2003
Personally, I plan on living forever | TrackBacks (1) - May 21, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities - May 20, 2003
And now a word from our sponsor.... - May 20, 2003
Finally, a career where lack of integrity is no roadblock - May 19, 2003
Sorry, I just sold the last one
Comments (2) - May 18, 2003
And now, a word from our sponsor.... - May 18, 2003
Homeland Insecurity - May 17, 2003
Real patriots don't think differently - May 17, 2003
A Communiqué from the Motherland
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (2) - May 14, 2003
They won't get it right until v2.0 anyway
Comments (1) - May 13, 2003
You don't want to be different, do you?? - May 11, 2003
Yes, I did.... - May 11, 2003
This will make you feel good about yourself. - May 8, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 33 - May 8, 2003
What's in a name? - May 7, 2003
Well, I suppose this is one way to end things
Comments (1) - May 7, 2003
No wonder I haven't been feeling well
Comments (1) - May 3, 2003
I'm a bad man | TrackBacks (1) - May 3, 2003
"Operator, give me the number for 911!" - May 1, 2003
I'm cute, cuddly, and apparently deadly - May 1, 2003
Does PETA know about this?? - April 30, 2003
Turning their own weapons against them - April 28, 2003
It's called multi-tasking, damnit - April 27, 2003
Naked news
Comments (1) - April 26, 2003
It ain't easy being the world's only superpower - April 25, 2003
Shameless self-promotion tip #38 - April 25, 2003
The new Business 101 - April 23, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 31 - April 22, 2003
Another morning in Paradise.... - April 21, 2003
ALL NATURAL PENIS ENLARGEMENT CAN NOW BE YOURS!! - April 21, 2003
Maybe they just need a few more Suburbans or Hummers? - April 20, 2003
Baby needs a redesign
Comments (3) - April 17, 2003
Hey, it beats working - April 16, 2003
Who says size doesn't matter?
Comments (3) - April 11, 2003
Reflect. Repent. Reboot. Rejoice.
Comments (2) - April 9, 2003
I remember when... - April 7, 2003
My secret to beating the market - April 7, 2003
It's what's for dinner....
Comments (2) - April 7, 2003
Why I love Photoshop
Comments (1) - April 6, 2003
Making our world a safer place
Comments (3) - April 5, 2003
I am, without a doubt, forbidden to laugh at this....*snicker*
Comments (1) - April 2, 2003
Queen of the backyard - April 1, 2003
Einar's a HUGE Yao Ming fan - March 31, 2003
What is the world coming to?
Comments (2) - March 31, 2003
Lost on the road to San Antonio - March 31, 2003
Disinformation? On the Internet?? - March 31, 2003
The...best...dog...ever - March 30, 2003
The unintended consequences of war - March 29, 2003
News from the Dracula Fedayeen convention - March 27, 2003
And no, I'm not going to sing.... - March 26, 2003
Who says nudidity doesn't sell??
Comments (1) - March 26, 2003
Sometimes bad television is just bad television - March 25, 2003
We always hate it when our friends are successful ;0) - March 24, 2003
Now THIS is Reality Television - March 24, 2003
Now this is an anti-war effort I can get behind! - March 24, 2003
Doing a good thing is, well, a good thing - March 23, 2003
And what does this say about our...uh, our...attention span?
Comments (1) - March 22, 2003
Time to support a good cause - March 21, 2003
State of the art terrorist technology - March 21, 2003
How to beat them at their own game - March 21, 2003
Vote early and often.... - March 21, 2003
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - March 20, 2003
And I hear the Sloth is quite tasty, as well
Comments (6) - March 19, 2003
Perhaps people will be over themselves by then?
Comments (2) - March 17, 2003
Fashion is SUPPOSED to hurt....
Comments (2) - March 17, 2003
Intro to Palestinian Architecture 101 - March 16, 2003
Our fish speaks for itself...really!! - March 15, 2003
The latest Democrat to throw his hat into the 2004 Presidential race
Comments (1) - March 14, 2003
Let me guess...stuffed French Toast at IHOP?? - March 12, 2003
Carnival of the Vanities, Episode 25
Comments (1) - March 12, 2003
Can you enjoy your 15 minutes if it's in Internet time?
Comments (1) - March 11, 2003
Yet more senseless meme propagation
Comments (4) - March 10, 2003
For those of you looking to make a few easy bucks....
Comments (1) - March 10, 2003
No longer a lunatic fringe
Comments (4) - March 7, 2003
Geek? What geek?? - March 5, 2003
Perhaps they'll just go back to using carrier pigeons? - March 4, 2003
You can't stop them. You can only hope to contain them.
Comments (1) - March 3, 2003
Nice bedhead.... - March 2, 2003
Generic Weblog Comment Template | TrackBacks (1) - February 28, 2003
Someone give that man something constructive to do - February 27, 2003
You might be a redneck if....
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - February 25, 2003
We're going to party like it's 2060 - February 24, 2003
A new al-Qaeda terror weapon? - February 22, 2003
It would have been more effective without the rainbow flags.... - February 22, 2003
It's official- NOW we can go to war - February 21, 2003
Your Friday morning moment of Zen - February 15, 2003
Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees the joke here....
Comments (9) - February 15, 2003
It's not just a political statement; it's a cottage industry!!
Comments (2) - February 12, 2003
Carnival of da Vanities
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (3) - February 11, 2003
Hey, it's not as if most people are using their heads for anything as it is
Comments (3) - February 11, 2003
Dude! You're getting some weed!! - February 10, 2003
Another victory for science - February 10, 2003
Probably not the way you'd want to go out, eh? - February 9, 2003
Girls (even virgins) just wanna have fun - February 8, 2003
Perhaps they were looking for Daisy Duke?
Comments (1) - February 7, 2003
The war next door?? | TrackBacks (1) - February 7, 2003
D'oh!! True brilliance in action.... - February 3, 2003
Nice work if you can get it - February 3, 2003
It really IS a vast wasteland - February 1, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 4
Comments (1) - February 1, 2003
Deontology? Isn't that what PeeWee Herman was arrested for?
Comments (1) - January 31, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 3
Comments (2) - January 31, 2003
Murphy the magic healing bunny returns
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - January 30, 2003
Remember when self-control was a good thing? - January 29, 2003
Why men shouldn't babysit, Take 1 | TrackBacks (4) - January 25, 2003
The true meaning of heroism
Comments (1) - January 23, 2003
This won't cure my headache, but it certainly makes me feel appreciated - January 21, 2003
Let's just hope the seats aren't leather - January 21, 2003
Make yourself heard
Comments (1) - January 19, 2003
Gee, maybe they had something else on their mind?? - January 18, 2003
Too bad there's no health plan
Comments (2) - January 13, 2003
Hey, it beats working, eh??
Comments (1) - January 12, 2003
Well, that explains everything
Comments (1) - January 11, 2003
Of course; nuclear families are protected by the Nuclear Proliferation Treaty - January 10, 2003
I would have voted for Ann Coulter - January 9, 2003
Anyone up for some honest self-assessment?
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (1) - January 9, 2003
And the point of this would be...? - January 2, 2003
'Tis the season to save - January 2, 2003
We need cocaine to be miserable? - January 1, 2003
Must..banish...fist...of...death
Comments (2) - January 1, 2003
Where were the Watergate burglars?
Comments (3) - December 31, 2002
You know you have too much time on your hands when.... - December 30, 2002
It's true; a word really IS worth a thousand pictures. - December 29, 2002
So what else am I going to do during a Packers game?? - December 29, 2002
So who IS crazier?? - December 24, 2002
Why does the baby keep drinking out of the toilet? - December 23, 2002
Hello, Clarice.... - December 21, 2002
Now THIS I can use - December 20, 2002
At least I'm not being ignored, eh? - December 20, 2002
I had no idea it was so easy
Comments (1) - December 9, 2002
A snapshot from our last trip - December 7, 2002
In a down economy, you can't be afraid to try new things, eh? | TrackBacks (1) - December 7, 2002
Enough of politics. Let's drink to happiness!! - November 21, 2002
Honey, I think I know what I want for Christmas
Comments (3) - November 10, 2002
Everybody wants to rule the world
Comments (2) - November 8, 2002
A simple solution to a complex problem - October 25, 2002
Bruce saves the world from itself - October 24, 2002
An eye for an eye is starting to sound pretty good
Comments (6) - October 16, 2002
We salute you, Mr. Catholic Brothel Proprietor
Comments (3) - October 15, 2002
You know, if this weblog thing doesn't pan out... - October 9, 2002
Kiddie toys? I think not. - October 6, 2002
Breast cancer is no laughing matter
Comments (1) - September 28, 2002
Me, too!! - September 26, 2002
"People drove for hours just to taste our Twinkie." - September 26, 2002
Looking for something pretty to hang on your wall?? - September 14, 2002
Talent is not gender-specific - September 12, 2002
So that's where Josef Goebbels got his ideas
Comments (3) - September 8, 2002
This is brilliant!
Comments (1) - September 3, 2002
Happy Anniversary, baby. Got you on my mind....
Comments (5) - September 3, 2002
There is no finish line.... - August 14, 2002
You see what exaggerating can lead to? - August 10, 2002
Ma'am...please, put down the cappucino and slowly back away.... - August 7, 2002
Born to run...again - August 6, 2002
When the going gets tough, the tough sell stuff on Ebay