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- August 2, 2009
Everybody funny...now you (not so very) funny too
Comments (0) - April 3, 2009
Barack and Dmitri's Excellent Adventure
Comments (0) - March 25, 2009
We might as well face it...we're addicted to rage
Comments (1) - January 24, 2009
Hey, it worked for Barack Obama....
Comments (0) - January 22, 2009
When smart people do stupid things- really, really stupid things
Comments (0) - December 18, 2008
You got the coal mine and we got the shaft
Comments (0) - November 19, 2008
Because good Germans...uh, REAL Americans...do what they're told
Comments (0) - November 14, 2008
When you do it, it's terrorism. When we do it...oh, never mind....
Comments (1) - November 13, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - November 1, 2008
Yeah, where's my (&^%$#@ bailout??
Comments (0) - October 3, 2008
That's demeaning to pigs, don'tchathink?
Comments (0) - August 16, 2008
Call us when you have oil...oh, wait....
Comments (0) - August 15, 2008
Uh...so how many morons can dance on the head of a pin??
Comments (1) - August 3, 2008
This barrel, it seems, has no bottom
Comments (0) - August 2, 2008
A bad idea doesn't improve with the passage of time
Comments (-3) - July 30, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Ralph Nader and remove any lingering doubt
Comments (-1) - July 29, 2008
I'm thinking the Chinese have to be the gold medal favorites
Comments (0) - July 29, 2008
Today on "When Wingnuts Attack"....
Comments (1) - July 28, 2008
Time for a reality check
Comments (2) - July 14, 2008
When brilliant and stoopid engage in a tug of war...and stoopid wins
Comments (0) - July 10, 2008
No matter how much lipstick you might put on a pig, in the end you're left with a pig
Comments (0) - July 10, 2008
Sometimes, ignorance can be it's own reward...or, too stupid to even recognize that he's stupid
Comments (0) - July 9, 2008
Irony? I got yer irony right here....
Comments (-1) - July 4, 2008
How stupid do you have to be? Yes...apparently this stupid.
Comments (-1) - July 3, 2008
So, if you have nothing positive to add, why not just scare the Hell out of people?
Comments (-1) - July 2, 2008
Better to be thought a fool than to be Steven Baldwin and remove all doubt
Comments (0) - July 1, 2008
Lost in the hue and cry is the reality that he's right
Comments (0) - June 30, 2008
Dishonest? Check. Willingness to stretch the truth? Check. Gordon Smith? Check.
Comments (0) - June 26, 2008
No...not THAT Kennedy....
Comments (0) - June 21, 2008
And all this time I thought we were limited to inarticulate grunts and crude sexual innuendo
Comments (0) - June 20, 2008
Let the cattiness begin, eh?
Comments (-1) - June 20, 2008
Double standard? What double standard?
Comments (-1) - May 25, 2008
OK...now you've just gone too damn far....
Comments (-5) - May 20, 2008
And it was easier than actually doing something
Comments (0) - May 15, 2008
Well, it certainly sounded good at the time, no?
Comments (0) - May 12, 2008
And you thought the tenor of debate was going to improve
Comments (-1) - May 10, 2008
If you hooked him up to an EEG monitor, I doubt the needle would budge
Comments (-2) - May 7, 2008
Being a neoConservative means being able and willing to bomb your problems away
Comments (-1)| TrackBacks (-1) - April 29, 2008
Maverick (n.): Republican for "I'll say (or do) whatever it takes to get elected."
Comments (2) - April 29, 2008
While Rome burned....
Comments (0) - April 28, 2008
Isn't this where our bile should be directed??
Comments (0) - April 24, 2008
If Satan were a pundit, he'd be Tony Snow
Comments (-2) - April 23, 2008
Do you smell what Barack is cooking?
Comments (0) - April 22, 2008
If walks like a Nazi and talks like a Nazi....
Comments (-1) - April 22, 2008
I hope that we'll be able to discuss things that actually matter
Comments (0) - April 20, 2008
Hypocrisy and nationalism disguised as "righteous" anger
Comments (2) - April 18, 2008
But thanks for asking....
Comments (0) - April 17, 2008
I'm sure that the 4000+ who came home in flag-draped boxes would want in on the debate
Comments (0) - April 15, 2008
A woman of the Sheeple...and a legend in her own mind
Comments (1) - April 15, 2008
Your tax dollars at work...to pay caddies
Comments (0) - April 14, 2008
You can have my gun when you pry it from Hillary Clinton's cold, dead fingers
Comments (0) - April 14, 2008
From the Department of Schadenfreude Department....
Comments (0) - April 13, 2008
Hillary, get your gun...and don't forget you cheap political opportunism while you're at it
Comments (0) - April 13, 2008
Human rights as if they really mattered
Comments (0) - April 9, 2008
And did you know you can get HIV/AIDS from doorknobs and toilet seats??
Comments (7) - March 31, 2008
An Olympics we can be proud of...or not
Comments (1) - March 30, 2008
Steal a buck and you're a thief. Steal a billion bucks and you're a major financial institution.
Comments (1) - March 30, 2008
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - March 18, 2008
Is this why New Jersey is considered a swing state?
Comments (0) - March 15, 2008
Yeah...you're only a partial sleazeball...job well done, eh??
Comments (0) - March 11, 2008
I did not have sex with that woman...uh, wait...apparently, I did....
Comments (14) - March 11, 2008
Hey, even I had to laugh at this tone....
Comments (0) - February 28, 2008
Much sound and fury...ultimately signifying nothing
Comments (4) - February 19, 2008
But will anything really change?
Comments (4) - February 19, 2008
Uh...what???
Comments (0) - February 12, 2008
Nothing like having a rational political dialogue...and I'll let you know as soon as I find one
Comments (9) - February 7, 2008
We are at war with Eurasia. We have ALWAYS been at war with Eurasia.
Comments (0) - February 6, 2008
The Apocalypse that (thankfully) never was
Comments (0) - February 3, 2008
Free speech can be, and in this case is, offensive speech, eh?
Comments (0) - January 29, 2008
My hero....
Comments (1) - December 17, 2007
I'll respect Congressional Democrats a lot more when they decide to do this
Comments (0) - December 5, 2007
The Stupid, the Ugly, and the just plain Reprehensible...or, just another day on Capitol Hill....
Comments (0) - October 11, 2007
This is why we love Photoshop
Comments (1) - October 2, 2007
Finally, a Prime Minister you wouldn't kick out of bed
Comments (4) - September 18, 2007
Especially if it's used to send Republicans home
Comments (0) - September 16, 2007
He'd certainly be an improvement over the cartoon character currently in the White House
Comments (1) - August 14, 2007
Hey, you can't build an Empire with bridges
Comments (0) - August 13, 2007
A memo from The Department of WAY Too Much Information
Comments (2) - August 12, 2007
So, which one do you think is a better investment??
Comments (7) - August 8, 2007
Even starving natives should know that sex sells
Comments (0) - August 6, 2007
In the end, will anything really change?
Comments (0) - August 4, 2007
It's long past time to do the right thing
Comments (3) - July 26, 2007
There's nothing quite like elevating the level of discourse, eh?
Comments (2) - July 26, 2007
Ladies & Gentleman...the next President of the United States!! Aagghhh...MY EYES!!!
Comments (0) - July 18, 2007
Won't you please help save David Vitter's Johnson? Think of the kittens....
Comments (0) - July 11, 2007
It's symoblism, but it's a start
Comments (2) - June 30, 2007
How about we worry about the future instead of moralizing about the past?
Comments (3) - June 23, 2007
Isn't it about time to pull your anterior from your posterior?
Comments (4) - June 20, 2007
I know...it'll never happen, but you gotta admit it would make the Democratic primaries a lot more interesting
Comments (0) - June 18, 2007
The triumph of substance of Republican smear tactics
Comments (0) - June 16, 2007
No, you really CAN'T have it both ways
Comments (0) - June 15, 2007
Too late; they've already infested the Justice Department
Comments (0) - June 15, 2007
Yeah, but will they still respect each other in the morning?
Comments (6) - June 14, 2007
For those of you who aren't exactly fans of Sen. Hillary Clinton
Comments (1) - June 13, 2007
Which is a bigger crime: a stained blue dress, or 3,500+ wasted American lives?
Comments (0) - June 9, 2007
The chair recognizes Senator Stuart Little from the Great State of New Jersey....
Comments (0) - June 8, 2007
Last I heard, he was in New Hampshire
Comments (0) - June 7, 2007
Well, there was that wild weekend at the Willard Hotel with Patty Murray and Barbara Mikulski....
Comments (1) - June 6, 2007
Apparently, cojones are in short supply
Comments (0) - June 1, 2007
Your tax dollars at work...or not
Comments (0) - May 28, 2007
This is what happens when you don't have the balls to stand up to a bully
Comments (0) - May 25, 2007
Hoping for a better day...and a better President
Comments (12) - May 24, 2007
Today's argument for bloody, violent revolution
Comments (0) - May 22, 2007
Yes, you can help choose Hillary Clinton's campaign song...or not....
Comments (2) - May 21, 2007
At least he has hair to fuss over
Comments (2) - May 19, 2007
Yeah, this is pretty much what passes for journalism in Washington these days
Comments (0) - May 14, 2007
A troubled man for troubled times
Comments (0) - May 12, 2007
Isn't it about time we changed directions?
Comments (4) - May 9, 2007
The Whiter than White candidate
Comments (1) - May 4, 2007
One would grow up to be a porn star, the other the Director of Central Intelligence. Then again, what's the difference?
Comments (1) - April 22, 2007
Ike warned us....
Comments (3) - April 21, 2007
Sometimes senseless is just...senseless
Comments (14) - April 16, 2007
By Memorial Day, he'll be healing the sick and turning water into wine
Comments (0) - April 2, 2007
Right; the poor get all the breaks....
Comments (0) - March 22, 2007
It's about time a Democrat displayed some cojones
Comments (8) - March 21, 2007
...and now, please welcome Sen. Hillary Clinton, the "Dancing Democrat"!!
Comments (0) - March 16, 2007
The law really IS an ass....
Comments (2) - March 15, 2007
Remember...just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
Comments (5) - March 6, 2007
Mmm...brains...I want the brains....
Comments (1) - March 4, 2007
Johnny One-Note
Comments (0) - March 3, 2007
Hey, if we can invade Iraq....
Comments (3) - March 1, 2007
How about a nice cup of S.T.F.U.??
Comments (0) - February 27, 2007
I hear Duncan Hunter's looking for a campaign bus
Comments (2) - February 26, 2007
Uh...yeah; Barack Obama was in Texas. How did you know??
Comments (2) - February 24, 2007
Who knew she'd be victimized by so many lies & so much incompetence?
Comments (0) - February 24, 2007
It's like anything else in life: he who has the gold makes the rules
Comments (0) - February 23, 2007
Isn't it a bit early for this sort of cheap, manufactured drama?
Comments (11) - February 23, 2007
Liars, damn liars, and rank amateurs
Comments (0) - February 20, 2007
If this man is qualified to be President, then why isn't Barack Obama?
Comments (1) - February 17, 2007
It was bound to happen....
Comments (0) - February 14, 2007
Someone's going to have to clean up the mess
Comments (0) - February 11, 2007
Another chapter in the never-ending campaign
Comments (1) - February 11, 2007
Texans for Obama
Comments (5) - February 8, 2007
We are at war with Eurasia. We have ALWAYS been at war with Eurasia!
Comments (0) - February 7, 2007
So much for protecting our children
Comments (1) - February 3, 2007
The sexiest man on the planet
Comments (1) - January 31, 2007
Re-Elect Al Gore
Comments (12) - January 30, 2007
So this is what we have to look forward to for the next 18 months? Just shoot me now....
Comments (2) - January 29, 2007
Nah...he'll be fine as long as he stays away from Dallas
Comments (0) - January 28, 2007
Well, at least he's not a closet Muslim
Comments (0) - January 26, 2007
Get ready....
Comments (10) - January 22, 2007
Isn't it a little early for this kind of feeding frenzy?
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (-1) - January 16, 2007
We're the government...and we're here to...ah, fuhgeddaboutdit....
Comments (0) - January 8, 2007
Another great moment in Presidentiary history
Comments (1) - January 5, 2007
I suppose this is what happens when you put Satan in charge....
Comments (0) - January 5, 2007
It sucks to be poor....
Comments (1) - January 4, 2007
Memo to Virgil Goode and Glenn Beck: suck on this!
Comments (1) - January 4, 2007
One last selfless act for a grateful and grieving nation
Comments (0) - January 2, 2007
Power corrupts, but lobbying money corrupts absolutely
Comments (6) - December 29, 2006
Why the Hell not??
Comments (1) - December 28, 2006
Upon further review....
Comments (3) - December 27, 2006
Timing is everything, eh??
Comments (1) - December 18, 2006
Uh...so maybe this whole "Democratic Majority" thing wasn't such a good idea?
Comments (0) - December 12, 2006
The Democratic equivalent of the crazy uncle you keep in the basement
Comments (1) - December 11, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - December 11, 2006
Even the batsh*t-crazy occasionally have their lucid moments
Comments (5) - December 6, 2006
A good idea? Or the Nanny State run amok??
Comments (7)| TrackBacks (-1) - December 6, 2006
The definition of an oxymoron: "Russian Democracy"
Comments (0) - December 6, 2006
It's time for a President with set of cojones and a grip on reality
Comments (2) - December 4, 2006
The first entry on the TPRS required reading list
Comments (2) - December 4, 2006
'Cuz you know he's been keeping track
Comments (0) - December 1, 2006
Who was that chickensh*t??
Comments (5) - December 1, 2006
'Cuz you know they're serious when their campaign rolls out a theme song
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (-1) - November 24, 2006
Remembering a politician who truly made a difference
Comments (0) - November 22, 2006
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Comments (0) - November 16, 2006
Sexist?
Comments (6) - November 14, 2006
At least for the moment....
Comments (0) - November 11, 2006
This just in: murdering terrorist scum LOVE Nancy Pelosi!
Comments (2) - November 11, 2006
This month's meeting of the California chapter of "Cult Brides Anonymous" will now come to order....
Comments (0) - November 10, 2006
More North Korean propaganda, #4
Comments (0) - November 9, 2006
A new day....
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (-2) - November 9, 2006
More North Korean propaganda, #3
Comments (0) - November 8, 2006
Sandinistas, Democrats return to power: Daniel Ortega to be new House Majority Whip
Comments (5) - November 7, 2006
The candidate with nothing to hide
Comments (0) - November 3, 2006
More North Korean propaganda, #2
Comments (0) - November 2, 2006
And I suppose you have a better idea?
Comments (1) - November 1, 2006
Who says you can't buy love?
Comments (0) - October 25, 2006
Taxation without representation
Comments (2) - October 19, 2006
No, you simply can't make this stuff up, can you??
Comments (3) - October 17, 2006
Taking a stand: it's not so hard to do, after all
Comments (0) - October 17, 2006
Where was this anger and passion in 2004?
Comments (8) - October 16, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - October 16, 2006
So maybe he knows something we don't?
Comments (0) - October 15, 2006
Well, if it would help, we could find some ugly & stupid candidates
Comments (1) - October 13, 2006
How stupid do you have to be? Welcome to Alaska....
Comments (5) - October 3, 2006
Because it's the right thing to do
Comments (3) - October 2, 2006
Time to throw yet another bone to the Religious Right
Comments (1) - September 26, 2006
No, he's not a roadie for the Grateful Dead
Comments (3) - September 22, 2006
The enemy of my enemy is...oh, never mind....
Comments (2) - September 20, 2006
Let's hope there aren't any kneepads involved
Comments (2) - September 18, 2006
Fiddling while Darfur burns
Comments (5) - September 17, 2006
And yes, he's a Republican
Comments (0) - September 15, 2006
If it could be Clinton's fault...it is Clinton's fault
Comments (0) - September 8, 2006
Uh...how about "Crouching for New York"?
Comments (1) - September 4, 2006
Just when we're tempted to confer moral superiority upon ourselves, we get thrown a curve
Comments (1) - September 4, 2006
Now here's a Democrat with some sizable cojones
Comments (2) - August 26, 2006
Greetings from Bizarro World
Comments (0) - August 17, 2006
To the victor goes the...ah, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (1) - August 17, 2006
Another dispatch from the Department of Redundancy Department
Comments (0) - August 17, 2006
Telling it like it is
Comments (0) - August 15, 2006
When a cigar just doesn't get the job done
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (-2) - August 13, 2006
Just thought I'd ask....
Comments (0) - August 9, 2006
Looks like someone didn't pay their AOL bill....
Comments (0) - August 9, 2006
Before we go....
Comments (0) - August 9, 2006
In trying to be all things to all people, he ended up being nothing to anyone
Comments (2) - August 4, 2006
Pave Paradise, make it a parking lot
Comments (0) - August 2, 2006
Don't burn this blog...it's got flags
Comments (0) - August 1, 2006
No good deed goes unpunished
Comments (1) - July 28, 2006
Because Joe stands for order
Comments (0) - July 26, 2006
Now that's what an accomplished mission looks like
Comments (1) - July 26, 2006
Yep, it's "Mr. If Satan Was A Democrat"
Comments (0) - July 24, 2006
Cold War redux
Comments (0) - July 23, 2006
She's probably hanging out at Jesse Jackson's secret love nest
Comments (0) - July 19, 2006
Remember, respect others...and they'll blow you to Kingdom Come
Comments (0) - July 17, 2006
You know you're in trouble when a tyrant gets a laugh at your expense
Comments (0) - July 13, 2006
If oil was discovered in North Korea, we'd be in Pyongyang by noon tomorrow
Comments (0) - July 12, 2006
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em....
Comments (3) - July 11, 2006
Better dead than Ned (Lamont)
Comments (0) - July 10, 2006
It's everywhere you want to be
Comments (0) - July 9, 2006
You just can't be too careful anymore
Comments (1) - July 6, 2006
Your tax dollars at...oh, never mind....
Comments (1) - July 3, 2006
Another great moment in Senate rhetoric
Comments (0) - July 1, 2006
This is what happens when a Democrat is no longer a Democrat
Comments (6) - June 28, 2006
Legitimate questions? Or too many overamped, overcooked, hyperactive imaginations?
Comments (34) - June 23, 2006
So, does this make "Godless" the Republican equivalent of "Mein Kampf"
Comments (1) - June 22, 2006
AT&T: When the old rules no longer work for us, we simply change them. Gottaproblemwiddat??
Comments (0) - June 22, 2006
A real American would never question Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader
Comments (0) - June 21, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - June 20, 2006
So Don Quixote was a Democrat?
Comments (1) - June 20, 2006
Too good to be true...or the answer to our prayers for 2008?
Comments (0) - June 17, 2006
It's sure beats the hell out of accepting personal responsibility, eh?
Comments (0) - June 17, 2006
Playing the race card has it's privileges
Comments (0) - June 13, 2006
Uh, that reminds me...Robert Byrd just passed Strom Thurmond as the longest-serving Senator
Comments (0) - June 7, 2006
Don't ask, don't tell....
Comments (0) - June 7, 2006
Normally, pissing into the wind only leaves you wet and smelly
Comments (0) - June 6, 2006
So, remind me again exactly what your job is??
Comments (0) - June 5, 2006
NEWS FLASH: California National Guard troops massing on the Mexican border for an invasion of Carlos & Charlies
Comments (4) - June 1, 2006
Do not leave this candidate alone with your children
Comments (1) - May 29, 2006
There's still no question about which is the party of corruption
Comments (0) - May 27, 2006
Hey, if it's good enough for Comrade Stalin....
Comments (0) - May 24, 2006
After all, isn't this what the immigration debate is really about?
Comments (1) - May 24, 2006
"Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you are no Jack Kennedy!"
Comments (2) - May 24, 2006
It's all about defeating the terrorists...'cuz it sure isn't about protecting the Constitution, eh?
Comments (1) - May 23, 2006
We love you, too...just as long as you mow our lawns and then disappear
Comments (0) - May 23, 2006
Faster than a vacant thought...able to leap tall prejudices in a single bound...IT'S THE DECIDER!!
Comments (0) - May 21, 2006
This is what happens when you don't learn the lessons of history...or is it?
Comments (0) - May 19, 2006
Keeping us safe from brown people...er, terrorists
Comments (0) - May 18, 2006
Because thinking independently means the terrorists have won
Comments (0) - May 17, 2006
I wanna be an Airborne Ranger....
Comments (0) - May 9, 2006
Go home...after you finishing mowing our lawns and picking up our garbage
Comments (1) - May 6, 2006
How do you say "American lapdog" in Spanish?
Comments (1) - May 5, 2006
Panem et circenses
Comments (0) - May 4, 2006
Racism hits the road...and finds its first speed bump
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-1) - May 2, 2006
33%...it has a nice ring to it, doesn't it??
Comments (0) - April 28, 2006
Hypocrisy transcends political affiliation, eh?
Comments (8) - April 26, 2006
Groundhog Day
Comments (0) - April 25, 2006
DUMB@$$ redux
Comments (3) - April 25, 2006
We're the government, and we're here to screw you
Comments (0) - April 25, 2006
All we need is a chance
Comments (0) - April 24, 2006
Truth is never absolute when you're a Republican zealot
Comments (5) - April 24, 2006
And our shareholders thank you as well
Comments (0) - April 21, 2006
Inept, incompetent, dishonest....and built to stay that way
Comments (1) - April 20, 2006
Presidentiary is as presidentiary does
Comments (0) - April 17, 2006
Nothing like going down with the ship, eh?
Comments (0) - April 17, 2006
Karma can be a real b---h, no??
Comments (4) - April 17, 2006
Not exactly a "Best Picture" candidate
Comments (1) - April 16, 2006
We're from the government, and we're here to...oh, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (1) - April 15, 2006
If they breed, would their offspring be referred to as "Spawn of Satan"??
Comments (1) - April 15, 2006
Stupid is as Ann Coulter does
Comments (4) - April 12, 2006
In five years, he'll be eligible for sainthood
Comments (0) - April 12, 2006
We'll just vote Republican; it's easier than thinking
Comments (0) - April 10, 2006
A lying liar lying lies his lies
Comments (0) - April 10, 2006
With friends like these, the environment hardly needs enemies
Comments (6) - April 10, 2006
Hypocrisy, thy name is George W. Bush
Comments (0) - April 10, 2006
Wow...just when you thought it was safe to turn on the television....
Comments (0) - April 9, 2006
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!!
Comments (0) - April 9, 2006
If you sleep with the Devil, don't be surprised when you get burned
Comments (0) - April 8, 2006
Once a DUMB@$$...
Comments (0) - April 8, 2006
CLEAN UP...AISLE FIVE!!!
Comments (0) - April 8, 2006
Being a Republican means...aw, geez...not this @%!# again??
Comments (0) - April 8, 2006
This has been a Looney Tones production
Comments (0) - April 7, 2006
Because when you're a Republican, truth is whatever you want it to be
Comments (0) - April 6, 2006
Proof that Republicans don't have a monopoly on nutjobs
Comments (2) - April 5, 2006
It's OK...he's a Christian
Comments (0) - April 4, 2006
What some call talking points, other call lies and propaganda
Comments (0) - April 2, 2006
In which we debate the need for "continued sacrifice" in the Long War Against Brown People
Comments (5) - April 2, 2006
Crossing the line between "just plain folks" and "just plain stupid"
Comments (0) - April 1, 2006
This will go well with that bottle of "W" ketchup in your pantry
Comments (0) - March 31, 2006
On newsstands now at finer truck stops everywhere
Comments (0) - March 30, 2006
The times, they are a-changin'
Comments (0) - March 28, 2006
The road to Hell is paved with Republicans, not illegal immigrants
Comments (1) - March 27, 2006
A day with a half-million Mexicans
Comments (7) - March 27, 2006
Guess what? The first casualty of war is truth. The second is perspective.
Comments (0) - March 26, 2006
Special delivery
Comments (0) - March 25, 2006
From the Republican Dictionary, #16
Comments (0) - March 25, 2006
Isn't it time that we recognize the REAL threat to the Homeland?
Comments (0) - March 25, 2006
Thank God for Saint Joseph, brave defenders of Democratic Party values
Comments (0) - March 25, 2006
Any journey begins with a single step, no?
Comments (0) - March 25, 2006
Any questions?
Comments (0) - March 24, 2006
When is a donation not as altruistic as you might think?
Comments (1) - March 24, 2006
Next, he'll be telling us that we really should be checking containers
Comments (0) - March 24, 2006
What...you thought he was just another humble public servant?
Comments (0) - March 24, 2006
No one should be feigning surprise
Comments (0) - March 23, 2006
This would certainly explain Bill O'Reilly
Comments (0) - March 23, 2006
Turn out the lights, the party's over....
Comments (0) - March 22, 2006
Yes, the British are much cooler than we are
Comments (0) - March 22, 2006
Incompetent, inefficient, and built to stay that way
Comments (0) - March 21, 2006
Just dreaming the impossible dream
Comments (0) - March 21, 2006
Reality ain't what it used to be, eh?
Comments (2) - March 20, 2006
Deja vu all over again....
Comments (1) - March 20, 2006
Fiddling while Rome burns
Comments (0) - March 19, 2006
Happy anniversary...or not
Comments (0) - March 19, 2006
Back to the future
Comments (0) - March 18, 2006
The Law of Unintended Consequences, Exhibit A
Comments (0) - March 17, 2006
Bueller?...Bueller?
Comments (3) - March 17, 2006
Yep, we like 'em barefoot and pregnant
Comments (0) - March 17, 2006
Hey, if an intern can have a pair of kneepads in the Oval Office....
Comments (0) - March 16, 2006
You just let us menfolk make the tough decisions, OK?
Comments (0) - March 16, 2006
How long before the collectors begin calling?
Comments (0) - March 15, 2006
The next knock you hear will be from Fox Security
Comments (1) - March 15, 2006
Why Democrats are the minority party
Comments (4) - March 15, 2006
Panem et circenses
Comments (0) - March 15, 2006
Nothing like exploiting an autistic child to score some cheap political points, eh?
Comments (0) - March 14, 2006
And you wonder why we're the minority party...?
Comments (1) - March 14, 2006
That's correct...women are the true threat to "Our Way of Life"
Comments (0) - March 14, 2006
With friends like this, who needs enemas?
Comments (0) - March 14, 2006
Just as long as someone else's kids are doing the fighting and dying, eh?
Comments (0) - March 13, 2006
Yep, we grow 'em big and stupid
Comments (0) - March 13, 2006
Finally...a Democrat with some juevos grandes...
Comments (0) - March 13, 2006
And this is a problem...why, exactly??
Comments (3) - March 12, 2006
The new official South Dakota Department of Tourism logo
Comments (0) - March 12, 2006
If this is His voice, I'm not sure I even want to hear what He has to say
Comments (0) - March 11, 2006
Picking the easy fights means we end up with mediocre leaders
Comments (1) - March 11, 2006
Besides, you're now a second-class citizen
Comments (0) - March 11, 2006
Damn those pesky facts....
Comments (0) - March 10, 2006
So, irony isn't a lost art?
Comments (0) - March 10, 2006
Don't spend it all in one place
Comments (0) - March 10, 2006
So much for accountability, eh?
Comments (0) - March 10, 2006
Real Americans want truth and justice
Comments (1) - March 9, 2006
A problem...or simply an opportunity for some serious political grandstanding?
Comments (5) - March 9, 2006
Say hello to your Texas Republican Party
Comments (0) - March 9, 2006
Toppling a despot begins with a single voice
Comments (2) - March 9, 2006
Shouldn't someone be standing in the well of the Senate right about now?
Comments (0) - March 8, 2006
Rumors of his demise were (unfortunately) somewhat exaggerated
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - March 8, 2006
Mr. Happy goes to Washington
Comments (0) - March 7, 2006
After all, a man's got to take care of the priorities, eh?
Comments (1) - March 7, 2006
Stoopid is as stoopid does
Comments (0) - March 6, 2006
It's nice to discover that someone is actually paying attention
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (1) - March 6, 2006
Laws? They're for losers and Democrats....
Comments (0) - March 5, 2006
Here in District 22, being a lying, corrupt thug is not a liability
Comments (3)| TrackBacks (1) - March 4, 2006
Texas Republicans really do eat their young
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (2) - March 4, 2006
They left out "Mission Accomplished"
Comments (0) - March 3, 2006
Do we teach our children to think or to react and march in lockstep?
Comments (6) - March 3, 2006
Running around robbing banks all wacked off of Scooby Snacks
Comments (1) - March 2, 2006
Our Glorious Leader lied? Again?
Comments (1) - March 2, 2006
Comfort the afflicted, piss off the comfortable
Comments (2) - March 1, 2006
From the Republican Dictionary, #14
Comments (0) - March 1, 2006
It's not like important people are dying or anything....
Comments (0) - March 1, 2006
You can do this when Congress is in your pocket
Comments (0) - February 28, 2006
This message brought to you by the Republican Propaganda Network
Comments (1) - February 27, 2006
Next week, they'll be endorsing Debra Lafave for Teacher of the Year
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - February 27, 2006
And you think it's easy being a zealot....
Comments (0) - February 26, 2006
Mission Accomplished
Comments (0) - February 25, 2006
Jackboots and Bible not included
Comments (0) - February 23, 2006
What choice do we have?
Comments (0) - February 22, 2006
Hey...a man can dream....
Comments (0) - February 21, 2006
Say hello to the 2006 Palestinian Mother of the Year
Comments (0) - February 20, 2006
Accomplishments? We don't need no stinkin' accomplishments. We just like his hair....
Comments (0) - February 19, 2006
God's way of telling a Republican he has too damn much money?
Comments (5) - February 19, 2006
You're welcome...no, really, it's no problem....
Comments (0) - February 18, 2006
And you wonder why the world regards y'all as Nutjob Nation?
Comments (3) - February 18, 2006
So much for the rule of law
Comments (0) - February 18, 2006
Gun control means using both hands
Comments (0) - February 17, 2006
Yes, you too can be a Dick
Comments (0) - February 17, 2006
Pretty in pink?
Comments (1) - February 16, 2006
Lying liars lyingly lie their lies
Comments (5) - February 16, 2006
If not, you should be
Comments (0) - February 15, 2006
And he just happened to wing the last remaining Liberal Republican in Texas
Comments (0) - February 15, 2006
So what are Republicans here going to do when he's wearing a prison jumpsuit and worrying about bending over in the shower?
Comments (0) - February 15, 2006
The price of being informed is occasionally being offended. Deal with it.
Comments (0) - February 14, 2006
Perhaps it's time y'all took a good, long look in the mirror
Comments (1) - February 14, 2006
Anyone else shocked by this revelation?
Comments (0) - February 14, 2006
"Compassionate Conservatism": two words that should never be used in the same sentence
Comments (0) - February 13, 2006
Nice shot, eh?
Comments (2) - February 13, 2006
And playing the role of Niccolo Machiavelli....
Comments (0) - February 13, 2006
Greetings from the feeding frenzy (Or how I learned to love Ann Coulter)
Comments (0) - February 12, 2006
If you can't stand the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen
Comments (0) - February 12, 2006
And you should be in prison
Comments (0) - February 12, 2006
Lies that lying liars lie and the lying lies they continue to lyingly lie
Comments (0) - February 12, 2006
Those who do not understand history are condemned to work for FEMA
Comments (0) - February 11, 2006
Don't worry, they've been asleep for some time now
Comments (0) - February 11, 2006
Don't worry; they're weren't doing it for you
Comments (2) - February 11, 2006
Yes, "miserable failure" really is an apt description, isn't it?
Comments (1) - February 11, 2006
Time for a change...or just another false alarm?
Comments (0) - February 10, 2006
Gee, they wouldn't do that, would they??
Comments (2) - February 10, 2006
Three words that should scare the hell out of you: President Sam Brownback
Comments (1) - February 10, 2006
And the narrow and intolerant shall inherit the Earth
Comments (1) - February 9, 2006
There...is everyone happy now??
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - February 8, 2006
And Sideshow Bob should be Vice President
Comments (0) - February 8, 2006
Paging President Ahmadinejad....
Comments (0) - February 8, 2006
We've been here before, haven't we?
Comments (0) - February 8, 2006
One man, one vo...ah, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (0) - February 7, 2006
GOP code for "Boy, she sure is a b---h, isn't she??"
Comments (0) - February 7, 2006
It was stolen by those who value power above all else
Comments (0) - February 7, 2006
Still glad you voted for Our Glorious Leader?
Comments (0) - February 6, 2006
Your'e welcome
Comments (1) - February 6, 2006
Meet the new boss. Placeholder for the old boss.
Comments (0) - February 6, 2006
So hypocrisy isn't a Republican monopoly??
Comments (0) - February 6, 2006
One man's focused surveillance program is another's warrantless fishing expedition
Comments (1) - February 6, 2006
A summa cum laude graduate of the School of Demagoguery
Comments (0) - February 6, 2006
Only in America could such a pathetic mediocrity rise to be the most powerful man in the free world
Comments (0) - February 5, 2006
Rule #1: Republicans lie. Rule #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.
Comments (0) - February 5, 2006
My child's an honor student. My President's a $%#!@? moron.
Comments (0) - February 4, 2006
Yep...that about sums it up....
Comments (0) - February 4, 2006
It's difficult to win elections when you won't take off the training wheels
Comments (0) - February 3, 2006
And the American sheeple have allowed it to continue
Comments (0) - February 2, 2006
White? Check. Republican? Check. Conservative? Check.
Comments (0) - February 2, 2006
Now that the horses are gone, let's shut the barn door
Comments (0) - February 2, 2006
We are at war with Eurasia. We have ALWAYS been at war with Eurasia.
Comments (0) - February 1, 2006
Wake me when it's over....
Comments (3) - February 1, 2006
It's looking as if the good ship GOP is going down on it's own
Comments (0) - February 1, 2006
Are these the moral values of the Republican Party?
Comments (1) - January 31, 2006
The State of the Union Address for Dummies
Comments (0) - January 31, 2006
Just trying Googling "miserable failure"
Comments (0) - January 31, 2006
Shouldn't this woman be in jail?...oh, right; she's a Republican. Never mind.
Comments (0) - January 31, 2006
OK, this explains Michelle Malkin. What about Ann Coulter??
Comments (1) - January 30, 2006
They are, unless it's their Big Government
Comments (0) - January 30, 2006
Which, I suppose, is preferable to the taint of corruption
Comments (0) - January 29, 2006
Must we accept mistakes for the "Greater Good"?
Comments (1) - January 29, 2006
Side effects may include insensitivity, ineptitude, and the inability to countenance Democrats
Comments (1) - January 28, 2006
So much for being the party of smaller government
Comments (0) - January 27, 2006
Well, that would explain the moaning and heavy breathing
Comments (0) - January 27, 2006
And it's all about protecting us from the terrorists, eh??
Comments (0) - January 27, 2006
Once again, Republicans kill the messenger
Comments (0) - January 27, 2006
Don't ask...don't tell...don't question...and don't worry about the expense
Comments (0) - January 26, 2006
Yes, it's just this simple
Comments (3) - January 25, 2006
Liberty isn't blown up all at once; it's nibbled to death by ducks
Comments (2) - January 25, 2006
Whining is so unpatriotic
Comments (1) - January 24, 2006
Because the American Sheeple don't want to know...they want to believe
Comments (0) - January 24, 2006
Cry me a river...please
Comments (2) - January 24, 2006
The Oprah Winfrey Effect
Comments (0) - January 24, 2006
It's what Republicans do
Comments (0) - January 23, 2006
And it's easier than dealing with the truth, eh?
Comments (0) - January 22, 2006
Methinks thou protesteth too much
Comments (1) - January 22, 2006
It must have been one of Joe Biden's monologues
Comments (0) - January 20, 2006
Who says government isn't for sale?
Comments (1) - January 20, 2006
Think it hasn't already happened?
Comments (2) - January 19, 2006
Just keep repeating it...it'll become true soon enough
Comments (2) - January 18, 2006
Well, the horses are all gone, so we might as well shut the barn door
Comments (1) - January 18, 2006
A culture of death? Or simply a victory for the sovereignty of the individual?
Comments (2) - January 18, 2006
Oh...I always wondered how they did it
Comments (0) - January 17, 2006
Evil is still evil, even if Democrats condone it by their silence
Comments (0) - January 17, 2006
How long can you hold back the truth?
Comments (0) - January 15, 2006
From the Republican Dictionary, #13
Comments (1) - January 15, 2006
So what have we learned about the Democratic Party?
Comments (4) - January 14, 2006
From the Republican Dictionary, #12
Comments (3) - January 14, 2006
So much for taking care of the People's business
Comments (0) - January 14, 2006
Sow the wind....
Comments (1) - January 13, 2006
NOW will you admit that you miss Bill Clinton?
Comments (2) - January 13, 2006
So dissent really IS the highest form of patriotism
Comments (0) - January 13, 2006
Hmm...that would be greed, corruption, and self-righteous hypocrisy?
Comments (0) - January 12, 2006
Corruption? In a Republican-controlled Congress? Whodathunkit??
Comments (2) - January 12, 2006
No, we're not hypocrites. We're Republicans.
Comments (0) - January 12, 2006
And I wake up screaming every morning
Comments (1) - January 11, 2006
I'm shocked...SHOCKED...to discover that there is corruption taking place here
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (-3) - January 11, 2006
Or perhaps he really IS that stupid
Comments (1) - January 11, 2006
So, having an honest debate on the issues is "giving aid and comfort to the enemy"??
Comments (1) - January 10, 2006
Finally, a politician with some balls....
Comments (1) - January 10, 2006
All Right Wing spin, all the time
Comments (0) - January 10, 2006
BECAUSE I'M TOM DELAY, B***H!
Comments (0) - January 9, 2006
Know your Supreme Court nominee
Comments (1) - January 9, 2006
It's all about the appearance of legitimacy
Comments (0) - January 9, 2006
Shutting the barn door after the rats have escaped??
Comments (1) - January 9, 2006
And it couldn't have happened to a nicer and more worthy demagogue
Comments (0) - January 8, 2006
Absolute power...it's safer than sex, and no one asks you if you're through
Comments (2) - January 8, 2006
It's all fun and games until someone gets indicted
Comments (0) - January 8, 2006
Being a Republican means never having to worry about being held accountable
Comments (0) - January 7, 2006
Hey, it's not like they're real Americans....
Comments (0) - January 7, 2006
Use the force....
Comments (0) - January 7, 2006
Unchecked, he was free to pillage and plunder as he saw fit....
Comments (0) - January 6, 2006
Karma can be a real b***h, eh? Yes, it can....
Comments (0) - January 5, 2006
See the world...learn new skills...and die for no discernible purpose
Comments (0) - January 5, 2006
Or...in Washington, everyone gets it in the @$$
Comments (0) - January 4, 2006
Time to hide the women and children
Comments (0) - January 3, 2006
"This is the only sane member of this Administration...."
Comments (1) - January 3, 2006
Governor Bell? I could get used to the sound of that.
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (1) - January 2, 2006
Somebody's been a VERY good boy....
Comments (2) - January 1, 2006
New year...same old ignorance and demagoguery
Comments (24) - January 1, 2006
You know, I always thought there was something wrong with guys who wear knickers....
Comments (0) - January 1, 2006
Time to be all things to all people
Comments (3) - December 31, 2005
Once, I might be able to understand...but twice?
Comments (3) - December 31, 2005
Nope...no WMD's here....
Comments (0) - December 31, 2005
Celebrating the "best" of the "worst"
Comments (0) - December 30, 2005
Presenting the Brave White Men of God, Defenders of all that is Pure and Holy
Comments (3) - December 30, 2005
This is the man who claims he has sworn to uphold the law? Which one??
Comments (1) - December 29, 2005
It's not a difficult question, really....
Comments (0) - December 29, 2005
Kinda like trying to have a reasoned, intelligent debate with Kevin Baker, eh?
Comments (0) - December 29, 2005
Greetings from beautiful, sunny Vietraq: Wish you were here!!
Comments (0) - December 28, 2005
This sums it up quite nicely
Comments (1) - December 28, 2005
Once a DUMB@$$...then a Republican Senator from Texas
Comments (0) - December 28, 2005
Just another year in BushWorld, Part 2
Comments (0) - December 27, 2005
Just another year in BushWorld, Part 1
Comments (2) - December 27, 2005
Now can we impeach the slimy, lying S.O.B.?
Comments (0) - December 27, 2005
Power corrupts....
Comments (3) - December 26, 2005
It was a bad idea then, and the passage of time hasn't made it a better one
Comments (1) - December 26, 2005
This will happen when flying pigs violate Saudi Arabian airspace
Comments (0) - December 25, 2005
Now there's a man of God, eh?
Comments (1) - December 24, 2005
Hopefully, there's a federal prison at the bottom of the hill
Comments (0) - December 24, 2005
It's OK...they're Republicans
Comments (0) - December 22, 2005
The Cliff Notes version of the GOP Platform
Comments (0) - December 21, 2005
Sometimes, a picture really IS worth a thousand words
Comments (0) - December 20, 2005
Has anyone seen my integrity??
Comments (0) - December 20, 2005
Welcome to the international edition of "Once a DUMB@$$, always a DUMB@$$", Part Troix
Comments (0) - December 20, 2005
All things in time, insh'allah....
Comments (0) - December 19, 2005
Season's Greeting from Operation Yellow Elephant
Comments (1) - December 19, 2005
That splash you heard may well have been his poll numbers landing in the toilet
Comments (1) - December 19, 2005
This might explain why my suitcase has a toe tag on it
Comments (0) - December 18, 2005
And I thought the networks didn't traffic in propaganda
Comments (0) - December 18, 2005
And it was still fairer than the last election in Texas
Comments (0) - December 17, 2005
And you thought it was easy being a demagogue?
Comments (1) - December 16, 2005
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true
Comments (0) - December 15, 2005
Welcome to the international edition of "Once a DUMB@$$, always a DUMB@$$", Part Deux
Comments (0) - December 15, 2005
Live by the sword, die by the sword
Comments (0) - December 14, 2005
This is at the top of my Christmas list
Comments (0) - December 14, 2005
Another front in the War on Christmas
Comments (0) - December 12, 2005
Of course, it's only a problem when Democrats are caught doing it
Comments (4) - December 12, 2005
A little light bedtime reading, courtesy of Henry Ford
Comments (0) - December 11, 2005
Love hurts
Comments (0) - December 10, 2005
Ignorance may not be a defense, but it sure makes for good policy, eh?
Comments (1) - December 9, 2005
What Would Jesus Do? He'd get a lawyer....
Comments (0) - December 9, 2005
Now this ought to elevate the level of political discourse a notch or two
Comments (3) - December 8, 2005
Now everyone looks like a moron
Comments (4) - December 8, 2005
Do you miss Bill Clinton yet?
Comments (0) - December 8, 2005
Yep, withdrawing can be messy, and you know how he hates to clean up
Comments (0) - December 7, 2005
How about we just call it what it is?
Comments (0) - December 7, 2005
If you can't argue against the message, there's no option left but to kill the messenger
Comments (0) - December 6, 2005
If he says it, it must be true
Comments (0) - December 6, 2005
Nah...this would never happen
Comments (0) - December 6, 2005
To protect, to serve...and to come back home in a body bag?
Comments (0) - December 5, 2005
Jes' pickin' & grinnin'
Comments (0) - December 5, 2005
This just in: OUR GLORIOUS LEADER IS STILL #1!!
Comments (0) - December 5, 2005
Now how about being a good little brown person...AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
Comments (0) - December 4, 2005
Power corrupts, but absolute power is rather enjoyable
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-1) - December 4, 2005
And you wouldn't want to give aid and comfort to the enemy
Comments (0) - December 4, 2005
Next on Eyewitness News: Airborne pigs attack Washington, DC
Comments (0) - December 3, 2005
So just "victory" is just another word for "nothing left to lose"
Comments (0) - December 2, 2005
You know they're in trouble when the media is trotting out the Nixon war references, or "So how's that Vietnamization thing working out?"
Comments (0) - December 1, 2005
So, for almost three years we've had a "Strategy for Defeat"?
Comments (0) - December 1, 2005
Killing the messenger while ignoring the message
Comments (2) - December 1, 2005
I never thought I would miss Richard Nixon
Comments (0) - November 30, 2005
Evil knows no conscience
Comments (0) - November 30, 2005
Yes!! Our Glorious Leader is #1!!!
Comments (0) - November 30, 2005
All hail the King
Comments (0) - November 29, 2005
Hey, a man can dream, eh?
Comments (0) - November 28, 2005
We can only hope
Comments (0) - November 27, 2005
Had enough?
Comments (0) - November 27, 2005
It was only a matter of time....
Comments (1) - November 26, 2005
And your lips are surgically affixed to his @$$
Comments (0) - November 24, 2005
At least she's a useful idiot
Comments (0) - November 23, 2005
Of course, it's only fatal if you're not a Conservative Yellow Elephant
Comments (0) - November 23, 2005
Twelve years too late, and a man's life short
Comments (4) - November 22, 2005
So what happens when we make a mistake?
Comments (1) - November 22, 2005
I know it's "Take Your Daughter To Work Day", but can you keep her out of the control room??
Comments (0) - November 21, 2005
We can only hope
Comments (0) - November 21, 2005
Clearly, irony is lost on the man
Comments (0) - November 20, 2005
The five pillars of Red Meat Conservatism
Comments (0) - November 19, 2005
I'm a big fan
Comments (0) - November 19, 2005
We are at war with Eurasia. We have ALWAYS been at war with Eurasia.
Comments (0) - November 18, 2005
Sometimes, you just have to call it as you see it
Comments (9) - November 18, 2005
Get over yourselves already....
Comments (2) - November 18, 2005
What good are tax dollars if you can't use them for propaganda?
Comments (0) - November 18, 2005
Somewhere, Josef Goebbels is smiling
Comments (0) - November 17, 2005
I would have provided a clue, but I'm kinda busy rewriting history
Comments (0) - November 17, 2005
Those who do not understand history are...probably going to vote Republican
Comments (2) - November 17, 2005
Now do you miss Clinton? I know I do.
Comments (0) - November 16, 2005
After all, you wouldn't want to send the wrong message to the enemy before Happy Hour, would you?
Comments (0) - November 16, 2005
I didn't mislead y'all...y'all misfollowed me....
Comments (0) - November 16, 2005
What do you do for an encore after you've won a DUMB@$$ AWARD? You become Bill O'Reilly
Comments (1) - November 15, 2005
Yes, and we all know what karma is like, don't we??
Comments (0) - November 15, 2005
And you can't say you weren't warned
Comments (0) - November 15, 2005
Now here's something you don't see very often
Comments (0) - November 14, 2005
Perhaps it's time for someone to remind y'all why we're in this mess to begin with
Comments (0) - November 14, 2005
It's time to begin holding people accountable
Comments (0) - November 13, 2005
Oh, OK then...and the 2000+ dead American soldiers...???
Comments (0) - November 13, 2005
Because when they die for Our Glorious Leader, they'll go straight to Heaven
Comments (0) - November 13, 2005
Yes, being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry
Comments (0) - November 13, 2005
Shouldn't we have learned these elections prior to the 2004 election?
Comments (1) - November 12, 2005
Aim high
Comments (0) - November 12, 2005
Who's revising history now?
Comments (3) - November 12, 2005
So, the difference between us and them would be...?
Comments (1) - November 12, 2005
Get your kneepads at the door, y'all....
Comments (0) - November 12, 2005
And you're proud to have voted Republican?
Comments (0) - November 11, 2005
A few victories on election night do not a trend make
Comments (0) - November 11, 2005
Just shoot me now....
Comments (0) - November 11, 2005
Today, Kansas...tomorrow, Texas??
Comments (1) - November 10, 2005
OK, so who else can we oppress in the name of God?
Comments (4) - November 10, 2005
If Scooter Libby were to send Valerie Plame an apology card, it might look something like this
Comments (0) - November 10, 2005
Now might be a good time to buy those oil stocks you've been thinking about
Comments (0) - November 9, 2005
So, who's next?
Comments (5) - November 9, 2005
Back to the future
Comments (0) - November 9, 2005
You'll notice that "Restoring Honor & Dignity" to the White House is no longer on the list
Comments (0) - November 8, 2005
"Restoring honor & dignity...." Yeah, right.
Comments (0) - November 8, 2005
You know you're in trouble when this happens
Comments (0) - November 7, 2005
Uh... two staffers in the back of the room just exploded
Comments (1) - November 7, 2005
The Garden of Eden, or Sodom & Gomorrah?
Comments (0) - November 7, 2005
Oxymoron alert
Comments (0) - November 6, 2005
And the knucKKKle-dragging troglodytes shall always be among us
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - November 6, 2005
Absolut power corrupts Absolut-ly
Comments (0) - November 5, 2005
What's good for the goose...and don't say I didn't warn you
Comments (2) - November 5, 2005
The poor don't vote Republican, do they?
Comments (0) - November 5, 2005
Separation of Church & State? That's for losers & Democrats.
Comments (0) - November 4, 2005
The enemy of enemy is my...ah, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (0) - November 4, 2005
Johnny can't spell, but he's smart enough to work at WalMart
Comments (0) - November 4, 2005
Invoking the law of unintended consequences
Comments (2) - November 4, 2005
If Fox News had covered the Civil War
Comments (0) - November 3, 2005
Still glad you voted Republican?
Comments (1) - November 3, 2005
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!!
Comments (0) - November 2, 2005
Now there's some principled leadership
Comments (0) - November 2, 2005
The finest legal mind of the 13th century?
Comments (1) - November 2, 2005
So, being a Democrat means an inability to be impartial?
Comments (2) - November 1, 2005
Sympathy for the Devil
Comments (0) - November 1, 2005
From the Republican Dictionary, #11
Comments (0) - November 1, 2005
Being a Republican means having friends to cover for you
Comments (1) - October 31, 2005
If you start at the bottom, the quality of political discourse can only go up, right?
Comments (0) - October 31, 2005
Take two....
Comments (0) - October 31, 2005
Now can we impeach him...PLEASE??
Comments (0) - October 30, 2005
It's the only way I'll ever read another TIME magazine
Comments (0) - October 29, 2005
But it's OK; she's a Republican...she can do this and not be held accountable
Comments (0) - October 29, 2005
It's time for 51% of Americans to accept responsiblity for this clusterf**k
Comments (0) - October 29, 2005
It's good to be Queen
Comments (0) - October 28, 2005
Happy Holidays!!
Comments (3) - October 28, 2005
Not so much fun when the tables are turned, is it?
Comments (0) - October 27, 2005
Yes, it's true; "Iraq" really is Arabic for "Vietnam"
Comments (0) - October 27, 2005
Praise God and pass the bullets
Comments (0) - October 27, 2005
Ignorance knows no ideology, eh?
Comments (0) - October 26, 2005
Vacant and built to stay that way
Comments (0) - February 23, 2005
Fighting the easy battles, eh? - February 21, 2005
And the winner of the Jeff Gannon "Divorced From Reality Award" goes to.... - February 20, 2005
Perhaps, but it has been awhile since the Democrats had a good sex scandal
Comments (1) - February 20, 2005
Congratulations, America! You're the lucky winner!! - February 19, 2005
An honest portrait of a demagogue and megalomaniac - February 19, 2005
A little creative financing goes a long ways | TrackBacks (1) - February 19, 2005
Today's lesson in political reality: It's not gay if Conservatives do it - February 18, 2005
Of course, this might not be the prevailing opinion in Honduras, Guatemala, or Nicaragua - February 18, 2005
George W. Bush has a dream.... - February 18, 2005
OK, but four years ago, no one had ever heard of Howard Dean, either
Comments (1) - February 17, 2005
Greetings from the United States of Jesusland - February 17, 2005
Can I get some drawn butter with that? - February 16, 2005
Not your ordinary, everyday economic basketcase
Comments (2) - February 15, 2005
Ann Coulter's beauty secret
Comments (1) - February 15, 2005
I'll take mine in a size 38, please
Comments (1) - February 14, 2005
Just as long as they don't miss Hollywood, eh?
Comments (1) - February 14, 2005
Woohoo!! Let the drinking, drugging, and whoring begin!! - February 14, 2005
Because when you're George W. Bush, you can never have enough planted "reporters" asking softball questions
Comments (1) - February 11, 2005
Don't look into her eyes - February 10, 2005
Pave Paradise, make it a parking lot - February 10, 2005
And they'll be used only for peaceful purposes...right.... - February 10, 2005
Amazing what some folks will swallow, isn't it? - February 10, 2005
If this doesn't tell you something about this Administration's priorities, I don't know what will - February 9, 2005
Isn't it about time we provided our own definition? - February 9, 2005
Whatever it takes.... - February 9, 2005
Nah...it's just one more place we'll eventually invade.... - February 9, 2005
Yes, there are lots of pictures - February 8, 2005
Hey, they've got to do something until we invade Iraq - February 8, 2005
All the news that's fit to print
Comments (1) - February 7, 2005
Coming out of the closet? - February 7, 2005
So what have our children learned about "freedom" from George W. Bush?
Comments (2) - February 6, 2005
After all, children can't vote - February 5, 2005
Well, better to fight them in the streets of New York than in the streets of San Francisco, eh? - February 3, 2005
Something about the pot calling the kettle black??
Comments (12) - February 3, 2005
Excerpts from the State of the Union Address - February 2, 2005
Well, he certainly IS a better looking empty suit - February 1, 2005
My sentiments, exactly....
Comments (3) - February 1, 2005
D'ya think maybe they got the wrong finger?
Comments (1) - January 31, 2005
Hey, it's worked so far.... - January 31, 2005
Democracy sure can be messy - January 31, 2005
So, it's OK that he's a war criminal, but it's a crime that he wore a parka at a memorial service? - January 31, 2005
Hey, why not? We're right next door.... - January 30, 2005
Hail to the C-Student-in-Chief
Comments (3) - January 30, 2005
Here's a few clues (Chapter 5)
Comments (2) - January 30, 2005
It's almost as bad as voting in Ohio
Comments (1) - January 29, 2005
Congratulations, America! You have chosen well! - January 28, 2005
Just as long as someone else's child is doing the dying, right?
Comments (4) - January 28, 2005
The Iraqi version of Russian Roulette - January 27, 2005
But he's a firm, resolute murderer
Comments (2) - January 26, 2005
More evidence of Satanic rituals? - January 26, 2005
To the victor goes the right to be a self-righteous jackass
Comments (2) - January 26, 2005
This doesn't happen by accident - January 25, 2005
Gee...and I always thought that when you bought a President, the right to avoid the unwashed masses was included at no extra charge - January 24, 2005
And it ends with someone's child coming home in a body bag - January 24, 2005
Creepy, eh?
Comments (2) - January 23, 2005
Smart woman, stupid decision - January 21, 2005
Sometimes, a picture really IS worth a thousand words
Comments (4) - January 20, 2005
All Hail the Dark Lord!! #2
Comments (2) - January 20, 2005
So there.... - January 20, 2005
All Hail the Dark Lord!!
Comments (4) - January 20, 2005
Isn't it about time we move beyond empty symbolism? - January 20, 2005
President Lowest Common Denominator, Act 2
Comments (1) - January 18, 2005
Enforcing ideological purity is never pretty
Comments (1) - January 17, 2005
The ends justifies the means: Being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry
Comments (2) - January 17, 2005
Join the Army for guaranteed (short) lifetime employment - January 16, 2005
Now all we need are more Democrats to step forward and call this what it is: a fiasco - January 16, 2005
Doing more with less - January 16, 2005
Making the world safe for White Christian Republicans - January 15, 2005
It's sure beats being held accountable for your own shortcomings, eh? - January 15, 2005
So what do you get the despot who has everything? - January 14, 2005
And, this, kids is why politics and music rarely work together
Comments (2) - January 12, 2005
And he wasn't AWOL
Comments (2) - January 12, 2005
Anyone care to explain "Separation of Church and State" to these folks?
Comments (10) - January 11, 2005
Propaganda can be a wonderful tool if used properly....
Comments (1) - January 10, 2005
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - January 9, 2005
It's always good to reward your friends - January 9, 2005
It's a valid question....
Comments (4) - January 8, 2005
Preparing the next in line - January 8, 2005
Good Morning, Vietnam!! - January 8, 2005
Dude, we're in charge!! - January 7, 2005
Oh, well...OK then.... - January 7, 2005
Yeah, but he sure looks Presidentiary, eh?? | TrackBacks (1) - January 6, 2005
A Texas Democrat's Wet Dream
Comments (1) - January 6, 2005
Creating your own justification - January 5, 2005
Recognizing the real power behind the throne
Comments (3) - January 5, 2005
Acknowledging the ugly reality or enabling illegal behavior?
Comments (1) - January 5, 2005
Can't you just feel the Compassionate Conservatism?
Comments (1) - January 4, 2005
A fitting tribute for senseless sacrifices
Comments (2) - January 3, 2005
Like deja vu all over again - January 2, 2005
Because a sound bite in the hand is worth two in the Bush - January 2, 2005
We traffic in the business of death, and business is good - January 2, 2005
Save for the pogroms and summary executions, it's the same threat to democracy - January 2, 2005
Thanks...now I'm going to be see this in my dreams.... - December 31, 2004
Here's a few clues (Chapter 4) - December 30, 2004
Pave Paradise, put up a parking lot - December 30, 2004
Vote Republican: It's easier than thinking - December 29, 2004
Apparently, mediocrity and corruption are their own rewards - December 27, 2004
The picture we were not supposed to see - December 27, 2004
Saving us from those self-superior intellectuals - December 27, 2004
Here's a few clues (Chapter 3) - December 25, 2004
Have a merry Red State Christmas, y'all! - December 25, 2004
The gift that keeps on giving - December 24, 2004
In the end, there is no winner
Comments (3) - December 24, 2004
A Republican's wet dream - December 22, 2004
A question that deserves an answer
Comments (1) - December 22, 2004
He might just be an improvement
Comments (1) - December 22, 2004
It's always good to protect your rich friends - December 21, 2004
The only way I will ever buy another TIME magazine
Comments (3) - December 21, 2004
Incompetence and mismanagement are their own reward - December 20, 2004
So it's OK to poke fun at Liberals, but Conservatives are off-limits?
Comments (5) - December 20, 2004
So what have we learned? - December 19, 2004
This carnage has been brought to you by TIME's Person of the Year
Comments (11) - December 19, 2004
How about as a suppository? - December 19, 2004
The greatest and most shameless of the Medici Republicans - December 18, 2004
What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding? - December 17, 2004
"Intelligence reform"?? From the C-Student-In-Chief? Oh, the irony....
Comments (1) - December 17, 2004
An opportunity to vote with our wallets
Comments (4) - December 17, 2004
The bad news is that Paris Hilton might run.... - December 16, 2004
How many shopping days left?
Comments (5) - December 16, 2004
Like the guy needs any ideas.... - December 15, 2004
And even when your service is complete, we can call you up whenever it serves our purpose - December 15, 2004
Giving credit where credit is due - December 14, 2004
This is what our failed war of aggression has brought us to - December 13, 2004
Now that's fair and balanced
Comments (5) - December 13, 2004
Not just anyone can be a troll - December 13, 2004
Thank God for those fine people willing to save us from ourselves.... - December 12, 2004
F**k off, eh? - December 11, 2004
On the 12th gay of Christmas, my true love said to me.... | TrackBacks (1) - December 11, 2004
Yeah, but where are we going to put the oil well on the flag?? - December 10, 2004
Hey, it's not like they have to do the fighting or dying - December 9, 2004
Congratulations, America...this is what you've elected - December 8, 2004
Pop quiz, everyone...Where's Ukraine?? - December 8, 2004
And they probably have Tom Ridge on retainer as a consultant - December 7, 2004
Yep, and we elected the maroon.... - December 7, 2004
We're getting exactly what y'all voted for...nice going, eh? - December 6, 2004
We are at war with Eurasia...we have ALWAYS been at war with Eurasia
Comments (1) - December 6, 2004
The grass isn't greener, but it is frozen
Comments (9) - December 6, 2004
Back to the future - December 5, 2004
The 23rd sigh - December 5, 2004
Innocent until proven guilty? Not hardly. - December 5, 2004
And the stockholders don't ask uncomfortable questions - December 4, 2004
This is what you voted for, America...enjoy the ride - December 4, 2004
A fair comparison? - December 4, 2004
Yeah, but at least we'll FEEL safe, eh? - December 3, 2004
As if we needed any more proof of his arrogance and inflated opinion of himself
Comments (3) - December 3, 2004
So appealing to the lowest common denominator really DOES work.... - December 3, 2004
Yeah, but where was Katherine Harris? - December 1, 2004
More grist for the mill
Comments (2) - December 1, 2004
The brave keeper of the Terror Alert system rides off into the sunset - December 1, 2004
I'm sure the T-shirt and the certificate will make up for the children with cancer
Comments (1) - November 30, 2004
Well, it would appear not all of them were brainwashed
Comments (6) - November 30, 2004
What about the ignorant, reactionary Left??
Comments (1) - November 29, 2004
Can anyone reasonably argue that this is a fair and equitable solution?
Comments (3) - November 28, 2004
Hey, it beats actually DOING something.... - November 28, 2004
Being a Republican means never having to say that you're sorry - November 28, 2004
A weapon to be used to crush dissent, or a poorly-conceived attempt at intimidation?
Comments (1) - November 28, 2004
Here are a few clues (Chapter 2) - November 27, 2004
Because we all know that if we ignore the problem, it will eventually go away
Comments (3) - November 26, 2004
Being a Republican means being able to let your hyprocisy run free
Comments (5) - November 26, 2004
So much for winning the PR war - November 25, 2004
Maybe at least 3/4 of a cow?? - November 25, 2004
Let the fun continue.... - November 24, 2004
Another flame extinguished
Comments (1) - November 24, 2004
Don't blame me; I voted for Jimmy Buffett - November 24, 2004
When last I checked, freedom of speech and expression was still part of the Bill of Rights
Comments (4) - November 24, 2004
Why does he look like a 3rd-grader at recess?
Comments (1) - November 23, 2004
Yeah...ain't freedom and democracy da bomb?? - November 23, 2004
Republicans eat their young...or at least the dissidents
Comments (10) - November 22, 2004
Welcome to the Political DMZ
Comments (6) - November 21, 2004
I'll take oil wrestling for 200, Alex
Comments (6) - November 21, 2004
The doctor is in
Comments (6) - November 20, 2004
Nya nya nyaaaa....
Comments (8) - November 20, 2004
Hubris knows no limits
Comments (6) - November 19, 2004
And they both have blood on their hands....
Comments (5)


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