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- March 13, 2010
We're better than this...aren't we?
Comments (0) - March 12, 2010
Despite all the rumors, I'm NOT schtupping Carla Bruni-Sarkozy
Comments (0) - March 12, 2010
Move along...nothing to see here.... ;-)
Comments (0) - March 11, 2010
Breaking the spell
Comments (6) - March 10, 2010
So women really ARE the property of men? They will be soon.
Comments (1) - March 9, 2010
It's about protecting us from the Evil Brown People
Comments (2) - March 7, 2010
A year later, and my right to breath cleaner air still reigns supreme
Comments (0) - March 6, 2010
Because it's a beautiful Saturday in Paradise, here's a picture of a puppy
Comments (0) - March 5, 2010
This is why I will never, EVER, have my own TV show
Comments (0) - March 4, 2010
They like me. They really like me.... ;-)
Comments (0) - March 4, 2010
Today's trip down the rabbit hole that is my psyche....
Comments (1) - March 2, 2010
Not to proud to beg....
Comments (0) - March 2, 2010
Another dispatch from the front lines
Comments (4) - March 1, 2010
Evil 3, Good 2...but it was a helluva game, eh?
Comments (1) - March 1, 2010
Capitalismo o muerto!! Viva capitalismo!!
Comments (0) - February 28, 2010
If only I could have known then what I know now....
Comments (0) - February 28, 2010
Republican (n.): hypocritical, insensitive, out of touch
Comments (0) - February 26, 2010
Sometimes the jokes...well, they just write themselves....
Comments (5) - February 25, 2010
The best news coverage money can buy...or manipulate
Comments (0) - February 24, 2010
Not even if my sliding partner was a naked Rachel McAdams....
Comments (1) - February 23, 2010
Just another day in Paradise
Comments (0) - February 23, 2010
A terrorist and a murderer cannot be a hero. Period.
Comments (3) - February 23, 2010
Sometimes, even I have to admit that I may have been wrong
Comments (0) - February 23, 2010
The pancakes are horrible, the coffee is weak, but it's free....
Comments (0) - February 22, 2010
The only thing missing was the white horse he rode in on
Comments (4) - February 21, 2010
We're taking on water...but we're bailing as fast as we can ;-)
Comments (1) - February 21, 2010
This blog is proof of this theory
Comments (0) - February 20, 2010
He who live in gas tank best stay away from lighters
Comments (0) - February 20, 2010
Because White Folks are patriots, not terrorists
Comments (0) - February 19, 2010
Desperate times. Desperate people. Desperate measures.
Comments (0) - February 18, 2010
I really need to stop watching the news....
Comments (0) - February 17, 2010
Too fat to fly? Too stupid to understand bad PR.
Comments (0) - February 16, 2010
Another communique from the mountaintop
Comments (0) - February 15, 2010
A Saturday morning "WTF??" moment
Comments (0) - February 15, 2010
There's no right way to do the wrong thing
Comments (0) - February 14, 2010
Denying reality does not make it any less real
Comments (0) - February 13, 2010
They get the gold mine...and we get the shaft
Comments (0) - February 12, 2010
We come, we go...and the best we can hope for is to be missed
Comments (0) - February 12, 2010
Maintaining perspective and keeping the faith
Comments (0) - February 11, 2010
A WWJD public service for our female readers
Comments (0) - February 10, 2010
Into my miserable, pointless existence comes a ray of sunshine
Comments (0) - February 9, 2010
No, I'm not a traitor to the cause...just a realist
Comments (0) - February 9, 2010
Uh...so where were you in 1983?
Comments (0) - February 9, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking....
Comments (0) - February 8, 2010
Today challenges....
Comments (0) - February 8, 2010
There's no wrong way (or time) to do the right thing
Comments (0) - February 6, 2010
When stupidity is outlawed, only outlaws will be stupid
Comments (0) - February 6, 2010
The times, they are a'changin'...and not necessarily for the better
Comments (0) - February 6, 2010
And I just contributed to the juvenile bull---t
Comments (0) - February 6, 2010
Much ado over less than nothing
Comments (0) - February 5, 2010
Reality sure isn't what it used to be....
Comments (0) - February 5, 2010
Now, if I could just turn #3 to my advantage.... ;-)
Comments (0) - February 4, 2010
Life is what happens while you're looking over your shoulder
Comments (0) - February 4, 2010
Meet my evil twins
Comments (0) - February 3, 2010
Jack in exile: Day 3. I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so.
Comments (0) - February 2, 2010
Another chapter in my story of life, love, and loss
Comments (0) - February 2, 2010
Looks like someone was at my last birthday party....
Comments (0) - February 1, 2010
If there had been time, mine would have looked a lot like this ;-)
Comments (0) - February 1, 2010
The best is yet to come...hopefully ;-)
Comments (0) - February 1, 2010
Back to the salt mines...oh, wait....
Comments (0) - February 1, 2010
Today's challenges....
Comments (0) - January 30, 2010
And now for something completely different
Comments (0) - January 28, 2010
If a President falls in the forest, and no one's there to hear it....
Comments (0) - January 28, 2010
But can it rebuild Haiti or cure HIV/AIDS?
Comments (0) - January 27, 2010
Let the speculation begin, eh?
Comments (0) - January 25, 2010
They'll lead us to water...but they won't let us drink
Comments (0) - January 25, 2010
Today's challenges
Comments (0) - January 25, 2010
I normally don't traffic in rumors, but....
Comments (0) - January 25, 2010
It dawned on me that I grew up in a much different world when....
Comments (0) - January 25, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking....
Comments (0) - January 24, 2010
Another WWJD public service
Comments (0) - January 23, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking....
Comments (0) - January 22, 2010
Today's challenges
Comments (0) - January 21, 2010
Things I think I might be thinking....
Comments (0) - January 19, 2010
Something to ponder
Comments (0) - January 18, 2010
Hero worship only goes so far....
Comments (0) - January 16, 2010
How about y'all stop acting like anyone should actually care?
Comments (0) - January 16, 2010
Today's challenges
Comments (0) - January 15, 2010
In 2010, I know I can do at least one thing that might make a difference
Comments (0) - January 14, 2010
Today's challenges
Comments (0) - January 13, 2010
Today's challenges
Comments (0) - January 12, 2010
A vast time suck...or a harbinger of the approaching Apocalypse?
Comments (0) - January 11, 2010
Today's challenges
Comments (0) - January 11, 2010
Considering what should be accepted without question
Comments (0) - January 10, 2010
Ah, yes; it's good to be King....
Comments (0) - January 10, 2010
Today's challenges
Comments (1) - January 10, 2010
And this is why I watch only football on Sundays
Comments (0) - January 8, 2010
Today's challenges
Comments (0) - January 8, 2010
HELP WANTED: Someone to replace us as the world's moral policeman
Comments (0) - January 7, 2010
A bit late for the anger management classes, don'tchathink??
Comments (0) - January 6, 2010
Some folks think I'm an ordained minister...in the Church of Satan
Comments (4) - January 4, 2010
When you come to the fork in the road...take it
Comments (1) - January 3, 2010
Things I might be thinking....
Comments (0) - January 2, 2010
Things I might be thinking....
Comments (2) - January 1, 2010
Happy 2010, y'all! R u ready 4 some football??
Comments (0) - January 1, 2010
Yeah, this pretty well sums up an amazing year
Comments (0) - January 1, 2010
Things I might be thinking....
Comments (0) - December 31, 2009
Then again, for some of us it's just time to buy a new calendar
Comments (5) - December 30, 2009
A White Christmas...four days late
Comments (0) - December 29, 2009
Yeah, but here's the problem: they're moving to Texas
Comments (5) - December 28, 2009
Things I might be thinking...if I was healthy enough to think
Comments (0) - December 25, 2009
May your Christmas have been this good ;-)
Comments (0) - December 25, 2009
Fröhliche Weihnachten from the staff at WWJD world headquarters
Comments (1) - December 25, 2009
AlI I want for Christmas is for someone to rub my belly
Comments (0) - December 24, 2009
I hope has something left for me after he's done in Afghanistan
Comments (0) - December 24, 2009
Ignore at your own...and your children's...peril
Comments (2) - December 23, 2009
Are you part of the solution...or are you the problem?
Comments (0) - December 22, 2009
Neither health, nor care...and certainly not reform
Comments (2) - December 21, 2009
Time to admit just how far I fall short
Comments (0) - December 15, 2009
Things I might be thinking....
Comments (0) - December 14, 2009
Hey, it's not like we have to worry about a recession or anything
Comments (0) - December 11, 2009
Happy Friday, eh?
Comments (1) - December 9, 2009
Far be it from us to revel in the suffering of others, but....
Comments (0) - December 8, 2009
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas, knowhutimean??
Comments (0) - December 5, 2009
Permission to flay them alive and boil them in oil?
Comments (5) - December 3, 2009
Those who don't know history are...oh, never mind....
Comments (2) - December 1, 2009
Just a thought....
Comments (0) - November 30, 2009
Perhaps they got their consultants from the airline industry?
Comments (0) - November 28, 2009
DUDE!! I'M RICH!!
Comments (0) - November 26, 2009
Happy Football...er, Turkey Day, y'all!!
Comments (0) - November 24, 2009
Yeah, but can the unemployed call in coordinates for an airstrike?
Comments (1) - November 21, 2009
Things I might be thinking...if, in fact, I was actually thinking...which, apparently, I'm not
Comments (0) - November 20, 2009
Welcome home, soldier. Now get over yourself and get on with your life.
Comments (0) - November 18, 2009
An open letter to Michael Steele
Comments (0) - November 17, 2009
New hire orienation at Gulag Archipelago, Inc.
Comments (0) - November 15, 2009
Oh, dear God...how will I ever be able to compete with this??
Comments (1) - November 12, 2009
Things I might be thinking...if in fact I was actually thinking
Comments (0) - November 10, 2009
Why didn't they look like this when I was in college??
Comments (0) - November 5, 2009
Funny...my doctor never mentioned this treatment option
Comments (0) - October 30, 2009
A list of my own....
Comments (2) - October 29, 2009
Things I might be thinking if someone hadn't kept me up late
Comments (0) - October 27, 2009
Pet Peeve #437
Comments (0) - October 26, 2009
Another trip down the rabbit hole? Nah, not this time....
Comments (1) - October 24, 2009
Things I'm still trying to figure out...but probably never will
Comments (2) - October 23, 2009
How would I know? I'm a guy....
Comments (1) - October 21, 2009
Let me drop a not-so-subtle hint on y'all....
Comments (0) - October 19, 2009
Normally, I'm not into self-promotion, but....
Comments (0) - October 17, 2009
Karma...or, "What goes around eventually comes back around"
Comments (2) - October 16, 2009
Things I think I might think...if I was actually thinking that I might be thinking
Comments (0) - October 13, 2009
And now for something completely different....
Comments (3) - September 29, 2009
First they came for my toilet paper....
Comments (0) - September 28, 2009
Just when I'd begun to thinking I was in rough shape....
Comments (0) - September 28, 2009
Finding humor in the inherently unfunny...or, damn it; where did I bury those bodies??
Comments (1) - September 26, 2009
Who are you...and what have you done with Jack??
Comments (1) - September 25, 2009
Digging our graves with our teeth and our low standards
Comments (1) - September 24, 2009
And now, a word from our sponsor....
Comments (1) - September 21, 2009
I'm not sure what this is, but it sure looks like circling the drain
Comments (10) - September 16, 2009
If this writing thing doesn't work out, at least I'll have a fallback option
Comments (0) - September 14, 2009
A year later and still scarred from the experience
Comments (3) - September 13, 2009
Things I think I might be thinking...if I was thinking....
Comments (0) - September 11, 2009
No, I haven't forgotten...but neither am I about to dwell on my grief
Comments (0) - September 9, 2009
A trip down the rabbit hole...or, Amerika: Stoopid iz az Stoopid duz
Comments (0) - September 8, 2009
Personal responsibility? Hard work? Now THAT'S Socialism!
Comments (2) - September 7, 2009
It's patriotism if you like it...and it's propaganda if you don't
Comments (0) - September 6, 2009
Without something to fear, live would hardly be worth living
Comments (0) - September 3, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - August 28, 2009
Rendering the debate over health care reform moot
Comments (2) - August 19, 2009
And he'll be doing the "South Texas Cockroach Stomp"??
Comments (2) - August 18, 2009
Where else but America...?
Comments (0) - August 17, 2009
And this time I mean it....
Comments (5) - August 15, 2009
My new retirement plan
Comments (1) - August 14, 2009
Greetings from the set of "Idiocracy II"
Comments (1) - July 31, 2009
I'm just upset that I was left off this list
Comments (0) - July 27, 2009
Thank you for helping me save my life
Comments (1) - July 27, 2009
I resemble that remark....
Comments (0) - July 20, 2009
A (very good) day in the life....
Comments (2) - July 18, 2009
Taking the express lane down a slippery slope
Comments (0) - July 13, 2009
Still a work in progress
Comments (0) - July 10, 2009
And I'm not feeling so terrific myself....
Comments (0) - July 8, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us (Portland edition)
Comments (0) - July 5, 2009
Just another quick question....
Comments (0) - June 26, 2009
If it's not working- and it's not- shouldn't we fix it?
Comments (1) - June 22, 2009
Happy Monday....
Comments (0) - June 19, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - June 17, 2009
How is that we can bomb a village back to the Stone Age...and yet can't provide health for all Americans?
Comments (1) - June 16, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - June 15, 2009
If you've got this much time on your hands....
Comments (8) - June 11, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - June 10, 2009
I like it in my world. The voices are friendly...and they never ask "Why?"
Comments (0) - June 9, 2009
Standing up for equality...because it's the right thing to do
Comments (1) - June 8, 2009
Perhaps imitation really is the sincerest form of flattery..or is it??
Comments (0) - June 6, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - June 5, 2009
Oh, so you mean I'm really not stupid, lazy, and immature??
Comments (4) - June 2, 2009
Reality ain't what it used to be...nor what I'd like it to be. Not by a long shot.
Comments (1) - May 29, 2009
Reality ain't what it used to be...nor what I'd like it to be
Comments (0) - May 25, 2009
Here's something I won't be doing this Memorial Day
Comments (0) - May 22, 2009
Well, this certainly explains a lot, eh?
Comments (2) - May 22, 2009
How is it that I always manage to miss the really interesting news??
Comments (0) - May 13, 2009
Somebody had to have cheated to come up with this....
Comments (1) - May 11, 2009
And what's so wrong with having an open mind?
Comments (2) - May 10, 2009
Happy Mother's Day!
Comments (1) - May 8, 2009
Yeah, things look different here
Comments (0) - May 5, 2009
I'm in the wrong damn line of work....
Comments (0) - April 29, 2009
Pointless, silly...and built to stay that way
Comments (2) - April 23, 2009
On today's episode, I go 12 rounds...with myself
Comments (5) - April 18, 2009
Not exactly where I'd want to find myself on my birthday....
Comments (3) - April 3, 2009
Fiddling while Rome burns
Comments (2) - April 1, 2009
Greetings from beautiful downtown Tabula Rasa, OR....
Comments (0) - March 24, 2009
Another trip down the rabbit hole....
Comments (5) - March 23, 2009
If you're not ashamed of what your country has done in your name, you should be
Comments (2) - March 21, 2009
No, I'm not an @$$hole, but you might not know it at times
Comments (1) - March 20, 2009
Two steps forward. (At least) one step back.
Comments (3) - March 18, 2009
Another watchdog goes the way of the buffalo
Comments (0) - March 16, 2009
No, despite what you might think, it does not suck to be me right about now
Comments (0) - March 13, 2009
A few random pointless thoughts on a Friday morning....
Comments (2) - March 11, 2009
You might have thought this went away....
Comments (2) - March 8, 2009
And you thought I just made this stuff up....
Comments (0) - March 7, 2009
You can have my iPhone when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers
Comments (2) - March 5, 2009
Notes drawn from a visit from Captain Obvious
Comments (2) - March 5, 2009
Riding on the cutting edge of technology...while trying not to bleed too much
Comments (1) - March 2, 2009
The problem with recognizing that things aren't working is that you actually have to take action in order to set yourself on a different course
Comments (4) - March 2, 2009
Yeah, that's "Heathen", with a capital "H"
Comments (1) - February 28, 2009
Trying to be myself...whoever that may be
Comments (5) - February 26, 2009
Happy birthday to me...or not.... ;-)
Comments (0) - February 23, 2009
My kingdom for a decent night's sleep
Comments (6) - February 20, 2009
This just in...men are pigs!
Comments (0) - February 18, 2009
Wow...I'll bet this has never happened before...to anyone!! Wait...what??
Comments (0) - February 17, 2009
You've come a long way, baby...or not....
Comments (0) - February 16, 2009
Be patient with me, I'm still a work in progress
Comments (1) - February 15, 2009
If you meet the Buddha on the road, could you ask him to call me?
Comments (3) - February 14, 2009
And I've used up almost everything I've got....
Comments (0) - February 13, 2009
So, do I get the flowers or the chainsaw this year??
Comments (5) - February 12, 2009
Why not good things?
Comments (0) - February 11, 2009
OK, so I'm a couple days early. I thought it would be nice to beat the rush.
Comments (5) - February 10, 2009
If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen playing Russian Roulette
Comments (1) - February 9, 2009
So this is what it's supposed to feel like?
Comments (2) - February 6, 2009
It's not easy being universally loved...why is why I'm not
Comments (1) - February 5, 2009
If only uncertainty wasn't so...uncertain
Comments (1) - February 5, 2009
Hypocritical...and seemingly built to stay that way
Comments (1) - February 4, 2009
If life is suffering, I'm living large....
Comments (3) - February 3, 2009
Another lesson in wisdom, I suppose
Comments (3) - February 2, 2009
So let it be written. So let it be done. Unless you've got a better idea.
Comments (3) - January 31, 2009
If I'm going to feel like this, I'm glad it's on a Saturday morning
Comments (0) - January 30, 2009
Change is a'coming...or maybe not
Comments (12) - January 28, 2009
Proof positive of the decline and fall of Western civilization
Comments (0) - January 25, 2009
A trip to my favorite place in Portland
Comments (2) - January 21, 2009
A few random thoughts from Inauguration Day
Comments (0) - January 19, 2009
And the down side of this would be...??
Comments (1) - January 16, 2009
20 (fairly) random things you might not know about me
Comments (1) - January 9, 2009
When life hands you a bushel of lemons, try throwing them at passing cars
Comments (0) - January 4, 2009
Yet another victory for my lungs
Comments (1) - January 3, 2009
Happy New Year! It sucks just like the old one, doesn't it?
Comments (0) - January 2, 2009
Yeah...my New Year's celebration was just like this....
Comments (0) - January 1, 2009
January 1st? Damn...must be time to buy a new calendar....
Comments (2) - December 30, 2008
Another victory for my lungs
Comments (2) - December 26, 2008
Yeah, they're crazier than a March hare...but they've got a point
Comments (1) - December 25, 2008
Happy Hannukwanzaafestimas!!
Comments (0) - December 24, 2008
My Christmas gift to y'all...just be grateful I decided not to sing this year ;-)
Comments (1) - December 23, 2008
Greetings from Iceland....
Comments (3) - December 23, 2008
There was no confirmation on reports that the Ministry of Silly Walks would be filing an official protest
Comments (0) - December 22, 2008
A message for someone I love....
Comments (0) - December 19, 2008
Things I'd like to see in my lifetime....
Comments (3) - December 18, 2008
At least I'd die with a smile on my face
Comments (1) - December 17, 2008
You might want to hug your children just a little bit harder today
Comments (2) - December 15, 2008
I'm dreaming of a white Chris...oh, never mind....
Comments (0) - December 5, 2008
This message was brought to you by the same fine folks who brought you Proposition 8
Comments (0) - December 4, 2008
Greetings from Oregon...things look a wee bit different here
Comments (0) - December 3, 2008
Late as usual...but better that than never
Comments (0) - December 1, 2008
Remember, this year....
Comments (0) - November 30, 2008
I know; I'm not sure I remember what to do, either....
Comments (0) - November 30, 2008
Planning a vacation used to be such an uncomplicated process....
Comments (2) - November 29, 2008
'Cuz Lord knows I'm making a list and checking it twice ;-)
Comments (0) - November 28, 2008
Methinks perhaps it might just be time for a wee bit o' poetic justice
Comments (1) - November 27, 2008
Ah, memories...nothing goes better with football than....
Comments (0) - November 27, 2008
Thanksgiving seems a good time to give thanks, no?
Comments (0) - November 27, 2008
If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we come up with a decent playoff system?
Comments (0) - November 26, 2008
The stupid...it burns!! And it needs to stop.
Comments (1) - November 25, 2008
I also accept cash...especially in large sums
Comments (0) - November 18, 2008
Would that more of us could follow these simple rules
Comments (0) - November 13, 2008
Be the change you wish to see in the world. Or not.
Comments (0) - November 9, 2008
Pardon me while I snicker in my Hefeweizen....
Comments (1) - November 6, 2008
Tequila loves me even if you don't....
Comments (1) - November 6, 2008
Twin sons of different mothers? Uh...not likely....
Comments (0) - November 6, 2008
A few random thoughts as I try to adapt to finally being home
Comments (0) - November 5, 2008
The first in a series of words and phrases I hope I will never hear again
Comments (1) - November 5, 2008
It wasn't me...I swear!!
Comments (1) - November 4, 2008
This Election Day, make the right choice....
Comments (1) - November 1, 2008
Things to do in Anahuac, TX, when you're dead....
Comments (2) - October 26, 2008
Another postcard from Hell
Comments (2) - October 23, 2008
You know it's been a long campaign when you look at your Facebook page and see....
Comments (0) - October 23, 2008
Can you be "just folks" in an Armani suit and Manolo Blahnik pumps?
Comments (2) - October 22, 2008
Here's a shock; I'm going to say something nice about Houston
Comments (2) - October 19, 2008
And the sky in his world would be...a healthy shade of rose??
Comments (1) - October 17, 2008
Greetings from Hell...again
Comments (0) - October 15, 2008
Another trip to somewhere not really resembling Paradise
Comments (3) - October 13, 2008
I've heard it said that life sometimes allows second chances....
Comments (1) - October 10, 2008
Be it ever so humble...I'm freezing my @$$ off here!
Comments (1) - October 10, 2008
Stoopid...and not afraid to display it openly and unabashedly
Comments (0) - October 9, 2008
Yes, there is something to be said for sleeping in your own bed
Comments (1) - October 9, 2008
This won't be well-received, but someone needs to say it
Comments (0) - October 8, 2008
Be it ever so humble...yes, it's good to be home
Comments (3) - October 7, 2008
I'm Hugh Jass, and I approved this message
Comments (0) - October 6, 2008
No, I'm not an @$$hole, but it can be hard to tell at times
Comments (1) - October 5, 2008
I lived here for 3722 days? What in the world was I thinking???
Comments (0) - October 4, 2008
And it just keeps better...doesn't it??
Comments (2) - October 4, 2008
The secret to a happy life lies in knowing where to bury the bodies you leave in your wake
Comments (0) - October 3, 2008
Ten things I hate about Houston (or, why driving in this town is like having a lobotomy sans anethesia)
Comments (0) - October 2, 2008
This is not how I want to remember Galveston
Comments (2) - October 1, 2008
A day to relax and enjoy...what?
Comments (4) - October 1, 2008
Have mercy; I was a history major
Comments (1) - September 30, 2008
Now I understand why the mayor suggested bringing rat bait....
Comments (0) - September 29, 2008
It's not as if they weren't warned....
Comments (0) - September 28, 2008
It's all coming back to me now....
Comments (1) - September 27, 2008
Another day in a place that feels less like Hell with each passing day
Comments (0) - September 27, 2008
Somewhere, my grandparents are snickering in the beer
Comments (0) - September 26, 2008
Imagining the unimaginable
Comments (0) - September 25, 2008
Baby steps....
Comments (0) - September 24, 2008
Living on Houston time
Comments (0) - September 23, 2008
If it's Tuesday, I must be...wait, it's Tuesday??
Comments (0) - September 17, 2008
Wake me up when September ends
Comments (1) - September 11, 2008
How about we- all of us- just stop, look around, and do something to make a difference today?
Comments (0) - September 9, 2008
LIfe if what happens when you're trying to get over yourself
Comments (0) - September 8, 2008
No, it's not Paradise, but it ain't Houston, either
Comments (1) - September 1, 2008
Another day in Paradise....
Comments (0) - August 30, 2008
Ask me again how much I miss Texas....
Comments (0) - August 23, 2008
Here's something else I don't understand....
Comments (0) - August 20, 2008
Life is apparently what happens when you're not taking care of business
Comments (2) - August 18, 2008
When the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers...and give you an iPhone
Comments (0) - August 16, 2008
Can I have my country back?
Comments (4) - August 15, 2008
Greetings from Hell.... ;-)
Comments (1) - August 14, 2008
Does this make me a bad person?
Comments (1) - August 13, 2008
Sometimes, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Comments (2) - August 12, 2008
It's not easy being anonymous and irrelevant, but I do what I can
Comments (5) - August 8, 2008
Happy Friday, y'all....
Comments (0) - August 7, 2008
This is what happens when a good idea grows up...only to become ridiculous
Comments (2) - August 5, 2008
Ten reesonz wy Kregzlist is th Devill
Comments (0) - August 4, 2008
One word of truth shall outweigh the whole world
Comments (0) - July 30, 2008
Jack needs a kitten....
Comments (0) - July 29, 2008
Man, the things I'm willing to subject myself to, eh??
Comments (10) - July 26, 2008
The secret to a happy life? Knowing where to bury the bodies....
Comments (0) - July 20, 2008
That pretty much sums it up....
Comments (0) - July 19, 2008
Another quiet Saturday morning...and I got nuthin'
Comments (0) - July 16, 2008
If it ain't broke....
Comments (0) - July 14, 2008
This is why I was a History major
Comments (0) - July 13, 2008
Sometimes you can't make it on your own...and sometimes you can (apologies to U2)
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-1) - July 4, 2008
Just another day in Paradise...or about as close as I'm gonna get to it....
Comments (0) - June 30, 2008
Life is what happens while you're trying not to go down for the third time
Comments (6) - June 26, 2008
Hey, don't blame us...we're just trying to propagate the species
Comments (0) - June 25, 2008
Just a man in a phony red sheet....
Comments (1) - June 24, 2008
Doing the right things for the right reasons...or are we??
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-3) - June 21, 2008
Happy Saturday...now slowly step away from the keyboard....
Comments (-1) - June 20, 2008
Be it ever so humble (Chapter 2)....
Comments (0) - June 19, 2008
Be it ever so humble....
Comments (0) - June 19, 2008
Let the vacation begin...a graphic representation of my next seven days
Comments (0) - June 18, 2008
Free at last!! Free at last!! Thank God, Almighty...I'm free at last!!
Comments (0) - June 14, 2008
Mine is not to wonder why. Mine is merely to fall on my sword when I'm asked to do so.
Comments (1) - June 10, 2008
Reality? It ain't what it used to be....
Comments (-1) - June 10, 2008
As soon as I buy one...it's already obsolete
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-1) - June 9, 2008
Nice day for a ballgame, eh?
Comments (1) - June 8, 2008
If you need me, I'll probably be in the left field bleachers. I'll be the one with the sunburn.
Comments (-2) - June 6, 2008
The fun. It never ends.
Comments (-2) - June 5, 2008
Just another day in Paradise, eh?
Comments (0) - June 5, 2008
History in the making...even though I was too tired to truly appreciate the moment
Comments (0) - June 4, 2008
When life gives your lemonade, you make...uh, wait....
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-1) - June 1, 2008
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - May 31, 2008
Say hello to yet another existential crisis
Comments (1) - May 31, 2008
And with any luck there will be a lot of it
Comments (0) - May 30, 2008
Deja vu all over again...in Cleveland, of all places
Comments (0) - May 29, 2008
If it's Thursday, I must be on my way back to Cleveland...again
Comments (0) - May 28, 2008
And let's just say that there's a surplus of mystery in my life these days
Comments (0) - May 25, 2008
I'm allergic to the Drudge Report, but somehow I don't think that's going away for my benefit any time soon
Comments (0) - May 23, 2008
If you are truly fortunate, at least once in the course of your lifetime you will see yourself as you truly are
Comments (-2) - May 23, 2008
And now...a word from our sponsor....
Comments (1) - May 21, 2008
No, it's not Paradise, and no, you can't even see it from here
Comments (0) - May 21, 2008
Notes cobbled together while falling in love in a coffee shop
Comments (2) - May 20, 2008
It's not Dante's Seventh Circle of Hell, but you can see it from here
Comments (-4) - May 19, 2008
Good things come to those willing to live in the moment...right??
Comments (0) - May 19, 2008
What didn't happen at my place this weekend
Comments (0) - May 18, 2008
Yes, today really IS just another day in Paradise
Comments (-1) - May 17, 2008
All quiet on the Western Front...finally
Comments (0) - May 17, 2008
You mean life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is more than just a pithy saying on a magnetic ribbon??
Comments (-1) - May 16, 2008
Get. over. yourselves. NOW.
Comments (-1) - May 14, 2008
No, for the last time...you CAN'T have a Playstation!
Comments (0) - May 13, 2008
That's it; I'm done. Call me after the convention.
Comments (3) - May 12, 2008
Go to Hell. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200. Go directly to Hell. NOW....
Comments (1) - May 11, 2008
Happy Mother's Day...to those of you in a position to celebrate it
Comments (0) - May 9, 2008
Want to make the world a better place? Here's a good place to start.
Comments (0) - May 8, 2008
Mama's little boy may finally be all growed up
Comments (-1) - May 7, 2008
Simplicity for sanity's sake
Comments (-1) - May 5, 2008
Yet another dirty little secret is revealed
Comments (0) - May 4, 2008
And a child shall lead them....
Comments (1) - May 3, 2008
You're never to old to achieve a dream...right??
Comments (-1) - May 3, 2008
How 'bout I just get a cigarette and a blindfold and be done with it??
Comments (0) - May 2, 2008
Full of sound and fury, signifying...well, not much of anything, really
Comments (-1) - May 2, 2008
Dealing with the demons
Comments (0) - May 2, 2008
This is going to be one of those "Three weeks from now, I'll be wondering how I ever lived without it" things, isn't it??
Comments (1) - April 30, 2008
Sometimes, you just have to close your eyes, drop trou, and slide on the ice
Comments (5) - April 29, 2008
Life is full of risks; I suppose the challenge lies in knowing which ones to take
Comments (0) - April 29, 2008
Where not to go on a first date
Comments (0) - April 28, 2008
Life really is what happens while you're making other plans
Comments (1) - April 27, 2008
Every now and again the well runs dry
Comments (0) - April 25, 2008
And in the naked light I saw...10,000 people with the munchies
Comments (5) - April 24, 2008
I'll even have it delivered to your door!
Comments (0) - April 24, 2008
In a break from ongoing Democratic Primary death march....
Comments (-1) - April 23, 2008
Random pointless thoughts
Comments (0) - April 23, 2008
Do you smell what Barack is cooking?
Comments (0) - April 23, 2008
Doing less...with less
Comments (0) - April 22, 2008
Is anybody out there??
Comments (5) - April 21, 2008
If we are in fact a product of our environment, then I should be on the lookout for latte-swilling snipers as I race through a minefield chased by my belt-wielding father and my childhood fears- all while I wonder what sort of parent I might have been.
Comments (3) - April 20, 2008
Sometimes, this very intelligent person can be incredibly (&^%$#@ stupid....
Comments (0) - April 19, 2008
Ah...there's nothing quite so vicariously voyeuristic as watching someone else air their dirty laundry, is there?
Comments (0) - April 17, 2008
And you wonder why I'm no longer a Sprint customer....
Comments (2) - April 17, 2008
Your tax dollars at...oh, never mind....
Comments (1) - April 16, 2008
Sometimes, words fail me....
Comments (0) - April 16, 2008
Clueless, pointless...and built to stay that way
Comments (0) - April 15, 2008
Another day...another day wishing I could play Russian Roulette
Comments (1) - April 13, 2008
A new package, but still the same rich, creamy goodness you've come to expect
Comments (5) - April 11, 2008
When your expectations are in the toilet, it ain't tough to exceed them
Comments (0) - April 8, 2008
Time to do the right thing
Comments (3) - April 7, 2008
File this one under "Things I Never Thought I'd See In My Lifetime"
Comments (1) - April 6, 2008
A problem I'd like to have...I think....
Comments (0) - April 3, 2008
The front runner to be John McCain's VP??
Comments (0) - April 1, 2008
One step forward, four steps back
Comments (0) - April 1, 2008
Wake up and smell the cat litter....
Comments (1) - March 27, 2008
More on politicians with defective zippers
Comments (0) - March 25, 2008
Cheaters (and liars) never prosper
Comments (24) - March 25, 2008
An open letter to Sen. Hillary Clinton from a disappointed Democrat
Comments (4) - March 22, 2008
I'm not a stalker...but if I was....
Comments (0) - March 20, 2008
Not that I would turn it down....
Comments (1) - March 19, 2008
Remind me again why this man shouldn't be President....
Comments (8) - March 19, 2008
There are pet peeves and then there are things I just don't get
Comments (1) - March 17, 2008
It's good to know that politicians are reflections of our horribly flawed, thoroughly (&^%$# up selves
Comments (2) - March 16, 2008
It's time to send a message...because the world is watching
Comments (4) - March 15, 2008
Hell, I'd do it for half that....
Comments (0) - March 13, 2008
How is it that I manage to miss all the fun?
Comments (7) - March 9, 2008
Like anything else, pain is relative
Comments (0) - March 9, 2008
Some sensible thoughts to live by
Comments (1) - March 8, 2008
And after that, we had to walk five miles in a driving snowstorm, uphill both ways....
Comments (0) - March 7, 2008
It sucks to be me...and other tales from the Dark Side
Comments (2) - March 5, 2008
This might be an issue worth letting die
Comments (5) - March 3, 2008
Well, things can only improve from here...right??
Comments (9) - March 2, 2008
And they've always worked for me
Comments (0) - March 2, 2008
And you wonder why I've been ashamed of my country for the past eight years....
Comments (4) - February 29, 2008
How do you cope with the unimaginable?
Comments (0) - February 25, 2008
A fool and his money are soon parted...especially if that fool is a Republican
Comments (0) - February 25, 2008
Things I really don't give a (&^% about
Comments (1) - February 23, 2008
Another TPRS public service
Comments (0) - February 19, 2008
Another TPRS public service
Comments (0) - February 18, 2008
A tragedy...and no way to understand it
Comments (5) - February 9, 2008
The stoopid!! It burns!!!
Comments (0) - February 9, 2008
My high school experience seems pedestrian by comparison
Comments (0) - February 8, 2008
It's a process, not a destination
Comments (5) - February 5, 2008
Time changes everything, no?
Comments (0) - February 4, 2008
Time to make a difference, y'all....
Comments (1) - February 4, 2008
If this is the biggest problem in your life...I'd like to trade places with you
Comments (0) - January 31, 2008
Well, if you can't impeach the President, getting naked is probably the next best thing
Comments (0) - January 30, 2008
Gone fishin'....
Comments (0) - January 28, 2008
A winter wonderland...sort of
Comments (0) - January 24, 2008
It's not too early too to send in your "Father of the Year" ballot....
Comments (0) - January 23, 2008
Giving my adoring fan base what they want
Comments (0) - January 21, 2008
Sometimes I wonder "What if...?"
Comments (2) - January 21, 2008
Time for a healthy helping of Schadenfreude
Comments (0) - January 19, 2008
Apropos of absolutely nothing
Comments (0) - January 16, 2008
Ain't too proud to beg
Comments (1) - January 16, 2008
Laughter really is the best medicine
Comments (0) - January 1, 2008
I don't believe in resolutions, but it is time for a few changes
Comments (8) - January 1, 2008
It wouldn't hurt if it weren't true, right?
Comments (0) - December 31, 2007
Greetings from Immaturity Fest 2007
Comments (0) - December 25, 2007
Yes, Virginia...some folks really DO deserve a lump of coal in their stocking this year
Comments (4) - December 24, 2007
May all your stockings get stuffed
Comments (4) - December 23, 2007
Why you never hear "corporate" and "humanity" in the same sentence
Comments (3) - December 19, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - December 19, 2007
And you thought your family was (&^%$#@ up....
Comments (2) - December 7, 2007
Happy Holi...oh, never mind....
Comments (0) - December 6, 2007
Time to recognize those unsung heroes who keep the fabric of our society from fraying
Comments (3) - December 5, 2007
Greetings from (something not quite resembling) Paradise
Comments (2) - December 5, 2007
Hello...and welcome to this week's episode of "Freaks Like Us"
Comments (0) - December 4, 2007
Enough is enough
Comments (5) - December 3, 2007
Because sometimes the best gift is laughter
Comments (0) - December 2, 2007
No, it's not Paradise, but if it would stop raining, you might be able to see it from here
Comments (0) - November 28, 2007
Not quite like fine American craps...er, craftsmanship, eh?
Comments (3) - November 27, 2007
Justice may be blind...but perhaps that's the problem
Comments (0) - November 24, 2007
Years to build, a few short minutes to destroy
Comments (0) - November 23, 2007
A nice Thanksgiving memory
Comments (0) - November 22, 2007
A time to be thankful
Comments (3) - November 22, 2007
No joy in Mudville
Comments (0) - November 16, 2007
Guess where I'm not spending Thanksgiving?
Comments (0) - November 14, 2007
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the candle out of thine own penis; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the candle out of thy brother’s penis
Comments (0) - November 13, 2007
Celebrating a football town with a drinking problem
Comments (2) - November 12, 2007
A hypocrite, a liar...AND he has a small penis. Yep; sounds like a Republican, all right.
Comments (0) - November 11, 2007
Happy Veteran's Day...time to slap another magnetic ribbon on the SUV, Marge!
Comments (1) - November 11, 2007
Another lesson learned...or not
Comments (2) - November 6, 2007
Jack Cluth: Who (&^%$#@ cares?
Comments (1) - November 5, 2007
Sure, it may LOOK like Paradise....
Comments (3) - November 1, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - October 30, 2007
Sometimes ya just gotta shake things up...but this is ridiculous
Comments (3) - October 30, 2007
A heart attack looking for a place to happen
Comments (0) - October 27, 2007
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Comments (2) - October 25, 2007
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (3) - October 23, 2007
Be it ever so humble....
Comments (1) - October 16, 2007
Maybe we really do need to be afraid??
Comments (0) - October 15, 2007
I suppose the truth always hurts, eh?
Comments (5) - October 13, 2007
There's apparently a very fine line between cheating death and committing suicide
Comments (0) - October 10, 2007
Someday I'll be able to breathe again
Comments (1) - October 9, 2007
My kingdom (such as it is) for clear sinuses
Comments (6) - October 9, 2007
So where do we draw the line?
Comments (0) - October 8, 2007
Exactly the same...and yet totally different
Comments (3) - October 7, 2007
There's no statute of limitations on genocide
Comments (0) - October 4, 2007
Back to the future?
Comments (13) - October 3, 2007
The eye bleach...it does NOTHING....
Comments (0) - October 3, 2007
Well, Conservatives did start it....
Comments (1) - October 1, 2007
Man, I hope I brought a change of shorts with me
Comments (4) - September 29, 2007
The times...they are a-changin'
Comments (2) - September 29, 2007
All's well that end well
Comments (0) - September 26, 2007
OK, there goes my remaining few unsullied childhood memories
Comments (1) - September 21, 2007
Next time I fly anywhere, I'll be reading "The Anarchist's Cookbook"
Comments (5) - September 21, 2007
So you think you're green?
Comments (0) - September 20, 2007
Is it really necessary to be so mean?
Comments (3) - September 16, 2007
When will we ever learn?
Comments (0) - September 15, 2007
Taking one for the team...again
Comments (8) - September 11, 2007
The end of grieving? Or perhaps the beginning of healing
Comments (7) - September 8, 2007
Jeebus people....grow a pair, willya???
Comments (0) - September 7, 2007
Otherwise, it might look like Montana
Comments (0) - September 6, 2007
And now, the star of the show addresses his adoring public....
Comments (5) - September 5, 2007
Uh...what???
Comments (4) - September 4, 2007
Time marches on, but can- or should- we??
Comments (9) - September 4, 2007
Yes, it's time for Captain Obvious to make another appearance
Comments (5) - September 4, 2007
Who's the DUMB@$$ now??
Comments (8) - September 3, 2007
Another metaphorical notch in the bedpost, eh??
Comments (17) - August 31, 2007
Meeting at the intersection of politics and humanity
Comments (1) - August 30, 2007
Another TPRS Public Service
Comments (4) - August 28, 2007
Doing the right thing for the right reasons
Comments (5) - August 24, 2007
Yay, free speech!!
Comments (2) - August 20, 2007
Time to make my stand, y'all....
Comments (9) - August 16, 2007
Just another day in Paradise
Comments (0) - August 16, 2007
It's 10pm; do you know which pole your daughter is working??
Comments (3) - August 15, 2007
Maybe I'm just missing something here...or maybe I'm just too stupid to understand our national disdain for the social contract
Comments (6) - August 13, 2007
Is anyone really out there...or, another visit from the random number generator
Comments (5) - July 31, 2007
On the road again....
Comments (1) - July 30, 2007
Time to restate what should be blindingly obvious
Comments (2) - July 24, 2007
It's OK...because I can quit any time I want
Comments (5) - July 23, 2007
Another TPRS movie review
Comments (13) - July 23, 2007
Real men read Harry Potter...they just don't admit to it
Comments (0) - July 22, 2007
At least you can feel green
Comments (5) - July 21, 2007
Perhaps we should have checked the sheets a bit more closely
Comments (3) - July 20, 2007
Making a difference in whatever small way I can
Comments (5) - July 19, 2007
A trip back in time
Comments (0) - July 18, 2007
Dishonest, unrealistic, and apparently built to stay that way
Comments (3) - July 13, 2007
Then again, I'm not Sean-Paul Kelly.... :O)
Comments (0) - July 9, 2007
Greetings from Hell...and it looks like we have company this year
Comments (0) - July 9, 2007
A postcard from the Motherland
Comments (0) - July 9, 2007
In earlier times, these folks walked battlefields, stealing valuables from dead soldiers
Comments (1) - July 8, 2007
The automotive equivalent of a LIVESTRONG bracelet?
Comments (6) - July 5, 2007
Inquiring minds want to know
Comments (9) - July 5, 2007
Silly me; I'd always been taught that gluttony was one of the seven deadly sins
Comments (0) - July 3, 2007
It is with some regret that I must announce the death of the rule of law. Services will be private, and the burial will be televised on Fox News Channel....
Comments (8) - July 2, 2007
The more things change...the more they change
Comments (1) - June 30, 2007
Today's news is brought to you by....
Comments (0) - June 29, 2007
It's always tough to say goodbye....
Comments (3) - June 25, 2007
What's good for the goose is...oh, never mind....
Comments (3) - June 17, 2007
Something to celebrate on Father's Day
Comments (0) - June 17, 2007
Waving the white flag of surrender
Comments (2) - June 12, 2007
Try doing this 40 hours a week...or not
Comments (5) - June 10, 2007
The halo should clear customs and be here tomorrow
Comments (2) - June 7, 2007
Well, upgrading from "it sucks" would seem to be a good first step
Comments (6) - June 6, 2007
Man, I am SO glad I didn't know this before we went to DC
Comments (0) - June 4, 2007
Can I just go back to bed?
Comments (2) - June 3, 2007
Other than than, Mrs. Lincoln, what did you think about the play?
Comments (0) - June 1, 2007
Happy Hurricane Season!!
Comments (4) - May 30, 2007
Just think...the next war could be conducted by a 12-year-old sitting at a keyboard
Comments (1) - May 21, 2007
Back in the saddle again....
Comments (1) - May 19, 2007
Greetings from the Capitol of the entire Free World
Comments (1) - May 18, 2007
Those who don't know history....
Comments (2) - May 17, 2007
Hallelujah...I can smell again....
Comments (1) - May 16, 2007
Greetings from Hollywood for Ugly People!
Comments (2) - May 15, 2007
Gone, but hopefully not forgotten
Comments (5) - May 13, 2007
Happy Mother's Day...if you dare
Comments (1) - May 13, 2007
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (1) - May 13, 2007
Happy Birthday to one of my heroes
Comments (1) - May 10, 2007
Six degrees of well, I'm not quite sure what....
Comments (0) - May 8, 2007
Time for a slight change of course....
Comments (3) - May 2, 2007
A trip down Memory Lane
Comments (2) - May 1, 2007
Today's sign the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (0) - April 30, 2007
And you're wondering why I'm not at work today??
Comments (0) - April 29, 2007
If I wanted Miami Beach, I'd live in Miami Beach
Comments (6) - April 27, 2007
Another dispatch from DogWorld
Comments (0) - April 27, 2007
Greenhouse gas emissions? What about celebrity gas emissions?
Comments (2) - April 24, 2007
Finally...some good news
Comments (5) - April 23, 2007
As if the reality of Monday morning wasn't already bad enough....
Comments (4) - April 23, 2007
Another triumph for decency
Comments (0) - April 22, 2007
Finding a way to profit off tragedy...how American of you....
Comments (0) - April 19, 2007
Yet another day in (something reasonably close to) Paradise
Comments (7) - April 18, 2007
A tragedy is a tragedy, regardless of where it happens...right??
Comments (2) - April 18, 2007
Another day in (something reasonably close to) Paradise
Comments (5) - April 17, 2007
Another crack in our illusion of safety and security
Comments (9) - April 16, 2007
I ain't what I once was; I've got a few years on me now (apologies to Toby Keith)
Comments (8) - April 14, 2007
It was just a matter of time....
Comments (1) - April 12, 2007
Double standard? And you're surprised??
Comments (5) - April 12, 2007
Welcome to the Real World
Comments (1) - April 11, 2007
Dog wars
Comments (3) - April 10, 2007
Why forgive when you can play the race card to maximum advantage?
Comments (8) - April 8, 2007
This is never a good thing....
Comments (2) - April 7, 2007
Just another day in Paradise...uh, wait....
Comments (2) - April 3, 2007
And here I'd been convinced it couldn't possibly get any worse
Comments (1) - April 1, 2007
So, how 'bout doing your job as a parent instead of whining about the injustice of it all
Comments (1) - March 30, 2007
Hello...my name is Jack, and I'm a cut-and-run defeatocrat....
Comments (1) - March 29, 2007
I know y'all think I make this stuff up...but, au contraire....
Comments (1) - March 28, 2007
There's no good way to implement a bad idea
Comments (8) - March 27, 2007
Republicans never really go away...they just become pundits and media whores (Or, how I learned to deal with Labradoodle diarrhea)
Comments (4) - March 27, 2007
Sometimes, you just have to take responsibility for your own bad decisions
Comments (5) - March 23, 2007
Yes, kids, some things really are more important than politics
Comments (0) - March 14, 2007
Hey, I'm just doing what little I can to help protect the Homeland
Comments (4) - March 13, 2007
I love the smell of dog $#!% in the morning. It smells like...well, like dog $#!%....
Comments (5) - March 12, 2007
Why is it that the good, and not the evil, die young?
Comments (1) - March 9, 2007
In my day, "getting drilled" in shop class had a much different meaning
Comments (0) - March 8, 2007
Suddenly, vegetarianism is beginning to look rather appealing
Comments (1) - March 7, 2007
It's a business decision...NOT a question of patriotism, Part Troix
Comments (1) - March 2, 2007
You like me! You really...ah, fuhgeddaboudit....
Comments (5) - March 2, 2007
Man, with friends like this, who needs enemas?
Comments (0) - February 28, 2007
Why not just brand their foreheads?
Comments (16) - February 27, 2007
Your tax dollars at work...or maybe not
Comments (2) - February 26, 2007
Same as it ever was...anywhere and everywhere
Comments (2) - February 25, 2007
Time for another semi-annual existential crisis
Comments (35) - February 16, 2007
Giving the people what they want...or not
Comments (0) - February 12, 2007
Really; you had me at ipanywhere....
Comments (0) - February 10, 2007
Fiddling while Rome burns
Comments (0) - February 8, 2007
Perhaps it's time for a little more compassion and a little less dancing on the grave
Comments (12) - February 6, 2007
Every now and again, a little well-placed outrage goes a long ways....
Comments (15) - February 6, 2007
There's a simple solution: don't buy stuff you can't afford
Comments (5) - February 5, 2007
Happy #@$%(&^ Monday....
Comments (6) - February 4, 2007
Happy #@$%(&^ Sunday....
Comments (2) - January 31, 2007
This just in: I'm in the wrong damn line of work
Comments (3) - January 30, 2007
And now for something completely different
Comments (0) - January 30, 2007
The "joys" of parenthood
Comments (5) - January 25, 2007
A day late, but the entertainment value is still fresh
Comments (0) - January 24, 2007
Yes, officer, I was wearing my seat belt....
Comments (14) - January 19, 2007
The more things change....
Comments (2) - January 18, 2007
I'm getting an early start on my birthday wishlist
Comments (1) - January 17, 2007
Another appeal for help...because I'm totally devoid of creativity and originality....
Comments (14) - January 8, 2007
If we're going to worship someone, how about someone who truly deserves it?
Comments (1) - January 6, 2007
It's time to do the right thing for the right reasons
Comments (1) - January 3, 2007
Glenn Beck railing against radical Buddhism in 3...2...1....
Comments (0) - January 1, 2007
Happy New Year from The Official State Dog of Texas (c) and The Best Dog EVER (c)!
Comments (3) - December 30, 2006
C'mon, now...you weren't using them, anyway....
Comments (0) - December 28, 2006
And the work is really only just beginning
Comments (0) - December 27, 2006
How much do I miss this? Not as much as you might think....
Comments (0) - December 25, 2006
Now here's something you're not going to find on Amazon.com
Comments (0) - December 25, 2006
I got my Purple Heart in the War on Christmas
Comments (3) - December 23, 2006
And you wonder why the Rabid Right flogs the "War on Christmas"
Comments (0) - December 22, 2006
A fashion crime against humanity
Comments (0) - December 18, 2006
They call me Scrooge
Comments (2) - December 16, 2006
The truth? Here in America, it's whatever you need it to be.
Comments (10) - December 13, 2006
Revisiting some horrible memories
Comments (7) - December 11, 2006
The gift that keeps on giving
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (-1) - December 9, 2006
Everybody wants to rule the world
Comments (2) - November 30, 2006
This month's meeting will be in my living room
Comments (0) - November 29, 2006
Exactly the same...and yet totally different
Comments (6) - November 27, 2006
And you think it's easy being viewed as a sex symbol....
Comments (0) - November 24, 2006
Something that will definitely NOT be on my Christmas list this year
Comments (0) - November 21, 2006
Ground Zero (#14)
Comments (0) - November 20, 2006
Ground Zero (#13)
Comments (0) - November 19, 2006
Ground Zero (#12)
Comments (0) - November 18, 2006
Much ado about nothing? Quite likely.
Comments (0) - November 18, 2006
Ground Zero (#11)
Comments (0) - November 17, 2006
It couldn't have happened to a nicer dickweed
Comments (0) - November 17, 2006
Ground Zero (#10)
Comments (0) - November 16, 2006
Today's dispatch from The Department of the Blindingly Obvious
Comments (4) - November 16, 2006
Say hello to winter...or not
Comments (0) - November 16, 2006
Ground Zero (#9)
Comments (0) - November 15, 2006
Ground Zero (#8)
Comments (0) - November 14, 2006
Ground Zero (#7)
Comments (0) - November 13, 2006
Ground Zero (#6)
Comments (0) - November 12, 2006
Ground Zero (#5)
Comments (0) - November 11, 2006
Ground Zero (#4)
Comments (2) - November 10, 2006
Ground Zero (#3)
Comments (7) - November 10, 2006
And now, a moment to savor what's been a long time coming....
Comments (3) - November 9, 2006
Ground Zero (#2)
Comments (0) - November 8, 2006
Ground Zero (#1)
Comments (1) - November 7, 2006
New York, #11
Comments (0) - November 6, 2006
New York, #10
Comments (2) - November 5, 2006
New York, #9
Comments (0) - November 5, 2006
Nothing like the power of a deadline to lower standards, eh?
Comments (0) - November 3, 2006
New York, #7
Comments (0) - October 30, 2006
Another day, another city
Comments (4) - October 30, 2006
New York, #3
Comments (1) - October 30, 2006
Be it ever so humble...it's still not New York
Comments (3) - October 23, 2006
Respect My Authoritah, Please...I'm Just The Substitute
Comments (0) - October 23, 2006
The next light you see will be my taillights
Comments (6) - October 21, 2006
Stop the world; it's time to get off
Comments (0) - October 20, 2006
Hopelessly, horribly lame...and built to stay that way
Comments (3) - October 14, 2006
"Holier than thou" only means you have farther to fall
Comments (2) - October 10, 2006
Just a random photo of one of my favorite places
Comments (0) - October 8, 2006
How many of us could do something similar?
Comments (1) - October 3, 2006
Coincidence? Sure, if you believe in the tooth fairy....
Comments (0) - September 28, 2006
Isn't this what government SHOULD be doing?
Comments (9) - September 27, 2006
Tune in next week, when I'll piss off my four remaining readers....
Comments (8) - September 25, 2006
Coincidence? Uh...not likely....
Comments (3) - September 21, 2006
Just doing what little I can with what little I've got
Comments (4) - September 13, 2006
Well, that will fix everything, eh?
Comments (2) - September 12, 2006
The truth still matters
Comments (0) - September 11, 2006
Just another Tuesday morning in September....
Comments (1) - September 11, 2006
We're better than this...aren't we??
Comments (4) - September 3, 2006
Five years...and still broke, obscure, and immature (or, why Sean-Paul Kelley is still my hero)
Comments (12) - September 2, 2006
All I want for Christmas is my 258 MPH...and does that thing have a Hemi in it??
Comments (2) - September 1, 2006
So...the war against cholesterol might not be winnable?
Comments (3) - September 1, 2006
So how long before the cavity searches begin?
Comments (0) - August 25, 2006
It's just a matter of time....
Comments (0) - August 21, 2006
Is this really necessary?
Comments (4)| TrackBacks (-1) - August 16, 2006
Greetings from Hell....
Comments (1) - August 12, 2006
Without it, bloggers would be limited to perusing old copies of Penthouse
Comments (2) - August 12, 2006
Now you can be hung like a porn star in less than 21 days
Comments (3) - August 11, 2006
This is why your mother told you to always wear clean underwear
Comments (7) - August 10, 2006
How often must we reopen and revisit this as yet unhealed wound?
Comments (0) - August 8, 2006
Can YOU spot the moran...er, moron?
Comments (0) - August 7, 2006
So, I was thinking...and you know how dangerous that can be....
Comments (9) - August 6, 2006
Say hello to my new pet peeve
Comments (2) - July 31, 2006
Roll out the Welcome Wagon....
Comments (0) - July 29, 2006
It's about time for the American Taliban to check in
Comments (3) - July 18, 2006
Yes...you, too, can enter the wonderful, remunerative world of blogging!! (or not....)
Comments (0) - July 17, 2006
Clueless, offensive...and apparently built to stay that way
Comments (3) - July 12, 2006
Ah, jeez...not this again??
Comments (3) - July 9, 2006
A game for the ages...or a game for the rages?
Comments (1) - July 4, 2006
So who says the inmates aren't running the asylum?
Comments (2) - July 1, 2006
Crashing the gates and sleeping in the Lincoln Bedroom
Comments (0) - June 28, 2006
If you don't like being treated like a second-class citizen, you have a simple choice...quit smoking
Comments (5) - June 25, 2006
I get by with a little help from my friends
Comments (4) - June 18, 2006
Happy Fathers Day, y'all....
Comments (0) - June 16, 2006
No, you just cannot make this stuff up....
Comments (1) - June 14, 2006
We all have to die of something...clogged arteries are as good as anything else, eh?
Comments (3) - June 14, 2006
Why can't we just be what we are?
Comments (0) - June 13, 2006
Oh, well, that changes everything
Comments (3) - June 13, 2006
So in other words, it's achieved it's desired purpose- tons of free publicity
Comments (0) - June 12, 2006
Happy Hurricane Season!
Comments (0) - June 8, 2006
Live and learn...and learn...and learn...and learn....
Comments (7) - May 26, 2006
Justice delayed is....
Comments (1) - May 26, 2006
On the Internet, no one can hear you moan
Comments (1) - May 25, 2006
Just when I'd begun to think that humanity couldn't possibly sink any lower....
Comments (2) - May 22, 2006
Another TPRS Public Service
Comments (0) - May 19, 2006
Coming to grips with my relationship with food
Comments (5) - May 17, 2006
Be it ever so humble....
Comments (2) - May 11, 2006
Hey, did you remember the Dos Equis??
Comments (5) - May 10, 2006
How long does it take to ruin a life?
Comments (3) - May 8, 2006
A civic duty? Not from where I sit....
Comments (0) - May 5, 2006
Will there ever be a good time for something like this?
Comments (2) - May 1, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (4) - April 29, 2006
It's good to be home
Comments (0) - April 28, 2006
Blessed are those of us who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be entertained
Comments (2) - April 27, 2006
Thinking about what's truly important
Comments (0) - April 24, 2006
Like it or not, it's the wave of the future
Comments (6) - April 22, 2006
Trollwatch 2006
Comments (0) - April 20, 2006
Who says crime doesn't pay?
Comments (0) - April 18, 2006
How much is enough?
Comments (1) - April 16, 2006
I'm #1!!
Comments (0) - April 14, 2006
I seem to turn up in the strangest places, eh?? (#2)
Comments (1) - April 14, 2006
More unpleasant thoughts on my disgraced Congressman
Comments (6) - April 13, 2006
Seven weeks before we begin playing Weather Roulette
Comments (0) - April 6, 2006
South Dakota: Where Forcible Penetration & Family Planning Come Together
Comments (2) - April 5, 2006
Some thoughts on the political passing of a Republican thug
Comments (0) - April 3, 2006
One more person, and we have a movement
Comments (0) - March 26, 2006
Two years later, and I still can't take it for granted
Comments (1) - March 23, 2006
Talking Heads 'R' Us
Comments (0) - March 21, 2006
Say hello to the new boss...same as the old boss, eh?
Comments (0) - March 18, 2006
Thank GOD for the Brave, Patriotic Americans at the FCC
Comments (1) - March 13, 2006
Time to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable, eh?
Comments (3) - March 10, 2006
Still angling for my 15 minutes....
Comments (6) - March 8, 2006
So how long before someone has a gripe about this nickname?
Comments (0) - March 6, 2006
It's one thing when they're house guests....
Comments (3) - March 1, 2006
White might be right, but it shouldn't be about hate
Comments (0) - February 28, 2006
Apparently, it's easier to vent your anger towards cartoons
Comments (3) - February 24, 2006
How much is too much?
Comments (5) - February 24, 2006
D'ya think these will work on Condi??
Comments (0) - February 22, 2006
This job doesn't pay well, but it DOES have it's occasional perks....
Comments (1) - February 20, 2006
Double standard? Udamnbetcha....
Comments (1) - February 19, 2006
Ignorance? Check. Hate-based theology? Check. Violent Extremism? Check.
Comments (0) - February 17, 2006
I'm still afraid it's going to have all the power of a riding lawnmower
Comments (0) - February 9, 2006
Date movie? Or a test of one's sexual insecurities?
Comments (2) - February 3, 2006
Methinks perhaps someone is taking themselves a wee bit too seriously?
Comments (7) - February 3, 2006
Culture (of corruption) Club
Comments (0) - January 28, 2006
Denial: so much more than just a river in Egypt
Comments (1) - January 27, 2006
If you don't have anything nice to say...well, come sit next to me, dear
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - January 26, 2006
When do we hold people responsible for their own stupid decisions?
Comments (3) - January 26, 2006
Principles are all well and good, but ya still gotta answer to the shareholders, eh?
Comments (1) - January 12, 2006
Freedom of speech? Not exactly....
Comments (0) - January 11, 2006
I will never look at a belt sander in quite the same way again
Comments (0) - January 10, 2006
Truth or fiction? Or does it even matter?
Comments (5)| TrackBacks (1) - January 4, 2006
Of course I'll respect you in the morning.... ;o)
Comments (0) - January 3, 2006
How to be a successful Right Wing (chicken)hawk
Comments (4) - December 30, 2005
2005 DUMB@$$ of the Year Awards
Comments (10)| TrackBacks (2) - December 28, 2005
Remembering a tragedy we cannot begin to grasp
Comments (0) - December 25, 2005
Creating an issue where none need exist
Comments (0) - December 24, 2005
Another dispatch from the Eastern front in the War on Christmas
Comments (0) - December 23, 2005
Things that make you go "Hmm...."
Comments (5) - December 23, 2005
How long should a man pay? Or can he ever fully repay his debt to society?
Comments (1) - December 18, 2005
Now this is scary....
Comments (4) - December 16, 2005
Heh...he said "Boobies"....
Comments (0) - December 15, 2005
Jesus saves...but Bill O'Reilly scores on the rebound!
Comments (0) - December 14, 2005
We're going to have peace on Earth or die trying, damnit!
Comments (1) - December 13, 2005
It's a imperfect system, and yet we still act as if we cannot see that truth
Comments (2) - December 11, 2005
And I suppose this is what puts the "X" in "Xmas"??
Comments (0) - December 7, 2005
So what do you do when you've already received your gift?
Comments (2) - December 6, 2005
Paging Nathaniel Hawthorne....
Comments (0) - December 5, 2005
Wouldn't it be something if I found all this under the tree on Christmas morning?
Comments (0) - November 30, 2005
I really could have lived without knowing this
Comments (7) - November 26, 2005
Seasons Beatings
Comments (3) - November 25, 2005
Here comes Da Judge
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (2) - November 24, 2005
And I'd like to thank my parents, without whom none of this would have been possible....
Comments (4) - November 23, 2005
So long...say, wasn't he the dog from "Weekend at Bernie's"??
Comments (0)| TrackBacks (-1) - November 21, 2005
Say hello to the latest addition to the family (cigars will be available in the lobby during intermission)
Comments (3) - November 20, 2005
It's good to know that I'm not just a lonely voice in the wilderness
Comments (0) - November 20, 2005
And who says Houston isn't a friendly place?
Comments (0) - November 19, 2005
Somebody's got some 'splainin' to do....
Comments (3) - November 8, 2005
The moral equivalent of home movies (#5)
Comments (0) - November 8, 2005
Sometimes, life just ain't fair
Comments (2) - November 6, 2005
Jeez, you'd think the FEC would have bigger fish to fry....
Comments (1) - November 6, 2005
The moral equivalent of home movies (#4)
Comments (0) - November 5, 2005
The moral equivalent of home movies (#3)
Comments (1) - November 4, 2005
You'll take what you're given and you'll be grateful to get it
Comments (1) - November 3, 2005
The moral equivalent of home movies (#2)
Comments (0) - November 3, 2005
Just another morning in Paradise
Comments (0) - November 3, 2005
Why We're Republicans
Comments (0) - November 1, 2005
The moral equivalent of home movies (#1)
Comments (0) - November 1, 2005
Not exactly a birth announcement, but....
Comments (5) - February 23, 2005
Be careful what you ask for....
Comments (4) - February 21, 2005
Death of an icon - February 16, 2005
So who says there's no Bogeyman? - February 15, 2005
Sacrilege or flattery?
Comments (4) - February 13, 2005
Assistance from a distance?
Comments (5) - February 12, 2005
Give us you trite, your trendy, your overexposed
Comments (3) - February 10, 2005
Don't cry for me, Carly Fiorina
Comments (2) - February 7, 2005
Just another enforced exile in Paradise - February 3, 2005
So where do we draw the line...or is there even a line to be drawn? - February 2, 2005
This is America: land of the free, home of the Urban Assault Vehicles
Comments (2) - February 1, 2005
How long before those with high blood pressure are filing for unemployment benefits?
Comments (8) - February 1, 2005
My adoring public checks in
Comments (3) - January 31, 2005
This HERO's kidney belong in a Hall of Fame somewhere.... - January 29, 2005
Time to recognize the risks our children face - January 27, 2005
Never forget....
Comments (2) - January 27, 2005
Desperate measures for desperate times - January 26, 2005
We support meaningless, commercialized, jingoistic Groupthink
Comments (4) - January 21, 2005
Visionary or ghoul? | TrackBacks (1) - January 19, 2005
The Carnival of the Vanities, #122
Comments (11)| TrackBacks (12) - January 18, 2005
Time to recognize that we CAN make a difference - January 6, 2005
And it was handmade by Chinese political prisoners....
Comments (2) - January 5, 2005
When the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers
Comments (3) - January 1, 2005
Of course, when you start the year off with a story like this, how could you POSSIBLY sink any lower??
Comments (2) - December 31, 2004
Still more frivolity from the TPRS Poster Boy
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - December 28, 2004
This all seems like a very bad dream
Comments (3) - December 26, 2004
It was a very special Christmas - December 23, 2004
So much for making an impression....
Comments (2)| TrackBacks (1) - December 22, 2004
Time for a Hurricane warning - December 21, 2004
Your tax dollars at work
Comments (10) - December 20, 2004
Meet the machine responsible for sucking my brains out while I sleep - December 19, 2004
OK, but who's the smirking f*****g moron next to the two dead white guys?
Comments (9)| TrackBacks (1) - December 16, 2004
Whither my own political dreams?
Comments (1)| TrackBacks (1) - December 15, 2004
Efficient law enforcement or Big Brother?
Comments (1) - December 10, 2004
Greetings from Paradise
Comments (2) - December 7, 2004
You don't need to walk the walk as long as you talk the talk
Comments (8) - December 7, 2004
Just keeping things real - December 1, 2004
A case of the tail wagging the dog? - November 30, 2004
Exiting the Dark Side stage left
Comments (4) - November 28, 2004
What are we so afraid of?
Comments (6) - November 26, 2004
This is not got to solve anything
Comments (6) - November 25, 2004
Happy Football...er, Turkey Day, y'all!!
Comments (1) - November 23, 2004
If it's too loud, you're too old!! - November 22, 2004
Another round with Asshole Neighbor
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