Recently in Stoopid and built to stay that way Category
- May 4, 2012
Hand-holding: The gateway to evil, lascivious, animalistic sex - March 30, 2012
Amerika: Stupid ain't the liability it used to be...and edumication is WAY overrated - March 24, 2012
Football diplomacy: The path to victory (or something) in Syria - March 24, 2012
Racism, speaking for itself - March 2, 2012
Tea Party 2012: It's so much easier when you break it down scientifically - February 22, 2012
You know you're dealing with a terrorist when...they pay cash for their latte - February 15, 2012
Today In Naked Teenage Cowgirl/Texas Police Chase News - February 15, 2012
If it's all and only about the individual, why do we even have a government? - February 6, 2012
No Discernible Brainwave Activity: The chicken nuggets edition - February 4, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Too little Komen sense, too much politics - February 3, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: This is what happens when you fix what isn't broken - January 26, 2012
Racism: Yer doon it rong - January 24, 2012
Today's example of the worst of humanity - January 15, 2012
First they came for the Bud Light, but I said nothing.... - January 12, 2012
Memo to Pat Buchanan: Being White doesn't mean you're part of an oppressed majority - January 10, 2012
When the dong makes an appearance, someone will surely pay - December 26, 2011
Better to be thought a moron than to be Jules Manson and...oh, never mind.... - December 20, 2011
So freedom of speech doesn't apply to reflexive, meaningless gestures? - December 16, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Incest- the game the entire family can play...at pep rallies - December 3, 2011
And this, kids, is why professional athletes aren't role models - October 31, 2011
Teabagger brains: Taste great!! Less filling!! - October 29, 2011
Better to be thought a fool than to be Eric Bolling and remove any lingering doubt - October 28, 2011
When chemistry and entrepreneurship meet...these aren't the results you'd be wanting - September 26, 2011
Today in stupid boycotts: Charles Bukowski spins furiously in his grave - September 24, 2011
When you're reduced to complaining about ice cream, can you be called anything but pathetic? - September 8, 2011
Today's Facepalm Award winner: Ashley McDowell - September 5, 2011
The latest communique from the Department of the Self-Evident - August 27, 2011
Today on "Going To Hell In A Handbasket": Sports is what we're choosing to fight over? - August 25, 2011
The best explanation yet for the existence of the Tea Party - July 29, 2011
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept".... - July 24, 2011
Today's latest Liberal ideal to live in mortal fear of: Social Lesbianism - June 11, 2011
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - April 25, 2011
So you wonder why you're still single? Take the test. - November 27, 2010
Is our presidential candidates learning? Apparently not so much.
Comments (1) - November 18, 2010
Better to be thought a knuckle-dragging maroon than...oh, never mind.... - November 9, 2010
Because stupid is a many-splendored thing - October 21, 2010
Stupid...and not afraid to prove it for attribution - October 18, 2010
Government of, by, and for phenomenally stupid people - September 25, 2010
Uh, no...we're actually nowhere near curing stupid - September 20, 2010
....and these people vote??
Comments (2) - September 14, 2010
Better to be thought an ignorant cracker than...oh, never mind.... - September 3, 2010
Protecting the children of Texas from the threat of...flying tortillas? - August 10, 2010
Are you ready for (something not at all resembling) football? - August 6, 2010
Survery SAYS...58% of Americans are morons - July 7, 2010
I reject the fundamental tenets of science...AND I VOTE!! - June 28, 2010
Because what little they know leads them to believe they know it all - June 25, 2010
The anger is legitimate...but Bobby Jindal for President? WTF?? - June 11, 2010
Those who can, think. Those who can't think represent Iowa in the Senate. - May 30, 2010
Happy Memorial Day- here's a picture of a Marine with a tattoo of Caribou Barbie on his @$$ - May 26, 2010
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept".... - May 21, 2010
Since when does BP get to make the rules? - May 18, 2010
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Brit Hume and...oh, never mind.... - May 11, 2010
Today's (not exactly) Father of the Year candidate
Comments (1) - November 29, 2009
Things I think I might be thinking...if in fact I was thinking - August 17, 2009
You have to know you're in serious need of professional help when.... - April 28, 2009
How stupid so you have to be? Ask Louis Caldera. - February 21, 2009
Better to be thought a fool than to be Rick Santelli.... - February 17, 2009
Oh, the humanity...and what about our poor, vulnerable, impressionable children?? - January 25, 2009
Better to be though a fool than to...oh, never mind.... - January 17, 2009
Go directly to Hell. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200.
Comments (3) - January 11, 2009
The (might as well be official) Texas state motto: "Thank God for Mississippi" - November 23, 2008
Sadly, this is more true than most Americans are willing to admit - October 10, 2008
And you wonder why I'm not optimistic about the future of our country? - September 27, 2008
These are the people who will be electing our next President
Comments (1) - April 5, 2008
We're not racist, we just play them on the teevee.... - February 10, 2008
Are we now so far gone that we'll condone hounding people to the brink of destruction...and beyond? - January 10, 2008
Media Whoring 101: The Basics of Becoming a Magnet For Television Cameras - January 6, 2008
Adding insult to injury wouldn't begin to adequately describe this travesty - January 5, 2008
This week in Stoopid - December 27, 2007
And you wonder why George W. Bush was re-elected?
Comments (1) - December 9, 2007
Proof positive that higher education is not an impediment to being a DUMB@$$
Comments (1) - November 20, 2007
The first skirmish in the War On Christmas
Comments (4) - October 22, 2007
Welcome to the death of common sense
Comments (3) - September 11, 2007
Never forget...uh, wait.... - September 10, 2007
So who says you can't make up the truth as you go??
Comments (2) - September 8, 2007
Yeah, I know; looking this good probably should be illegal
Comments (8) - September 8, 2007
We'll be at war with them before long, anyway
Comments (1) - September 1, 2007
Welcome to the intellectual black hole
Comments (2) - August 27, 2007
So easy a caveman could do it - August 25, 2007
Better to be thought a lower form of life than to be Ted Nugent and remove all doubt - August 19, 2007
You know you're in Arkansas when your daughter-in-law is nine
Comments (2) - August 14, 2007
So how many more will have to die - June 24, 2007
And these are the people who voted Bush/Cheney - May 29, 2007
And this is an improvement over Communism??
Comments (3) - February 25, 2007
From the "Department of the Blindingly Self-Evident" - February 2, 2007
Now the Homosexual Agenda is being pushed on third graders? Oh, the humanity!! - February 1, 2007
OOPS...our bad....
Comments (9) - January 20, 2007
Silence = death (yes, really)
Comments (3) - January 13, 2007
Just when you'd begun to think that maybe there was hope for Iran....
Comments (4) - January 12, 2007
It's a business decision...NOT a question of patriotism, Part Deux
Comments (5) - January 5, 2007
Arrogant, self-important...and laughing all the way to the bank - December 9, 2006
Man bites dog....
Comments (5) - November 22, 2006
Another dispatch from our terrified Republic
Comments (1) - November 22, 2006
Better to be thought a bigot and a fool than to be a fan of Little Green Footballs and remove all doubt, eh? - November 19, 2006
And she hasn't even been sworn in yet....
Comments (2) - October 14, 2006
If we don't know about it, does it really even happen?
Comments (2) - October 5, 2006
When did our schools become modern equivalent of the Gulag Archipelago?
Comments (6) - October 1, 2006
Take your happiness somewhere else....
Comments (1) - September 27, 2006
Axis of Evil? Nah...more like an Axis of Weasels - September 16, 2006
Because reaction is easier (and a whole lot more fun) than thinking rationally
Comments (2) - September 14, 2006
Once a DUMB@$$...oh, never mind....
Comments (3) - September 4, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - September 3, 2006
Another "No Child Left Behind" success story
Comments (1) - September 1, 2006
Today's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (4) - August 31, 2006
Rule #1: Men become distinguished with age. Rule #2: Women just grow old and frumpy.
Comments (1) - August 31, 2006
Freedom of speech and expression? Not in our public schools.
Comments (2) - August 30, 2006
Uh...what's the number for 911?
Comments (4) - August 29, 2006
Oh man, this is why we LOVE live television - August 29, 2006
Priorities? We don't need no stinkin' priorities!! - August 28, 2006
Hey, kids!! Let's play "Can YOU spot the terrorist?"
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