Recently in Texas Politics: You Can't Fix Stupid Category
- March 21, 2012
Texas Republicans: We know lady parts best! - February 23, 2012
You want to be known as reliably Conservative and anti-gay? Don't be like Mike. - December 26, 2011
Ricky Perry 2012: Republican, Conservative, Christian, and TOTALLY Not Gay - December 14, 2011
Look up "intellectual" in the Republican Dictionary, and you'll see a picture of Rick Perry - December 14, 2011
Rick Perry: Strong, bad lip reading - December 12, 2011
Rick Perry: And you thought it was easy hating Gays - December 7, 2011
Rick Perry: If you have to ask, you can't afford him - November 9, 2011
Land of the "free", home of the wealthy White Conservative Christian males - October 3, 2011
Rick Perry: Profiles In Lack Of Compassionate Leadership - September 29, 2011
Rick Perry: A profile in leadership, if not intellectual agility - September 29, 2011
If corporations are people, shouldn't a lethal injection put them out of our suffering? - September 28, 2011
Rick Perry's Rx for America: Prayer...because that's all you'll have - September 28, 2011
How is Rick Perry like Chuck Norris? (#3) - September 27, 2011
Rick Perry: With friends like these, who needs enemas?? - September 26, 2011
How is Rick Perry like Chuck Norris? (#2) - September 25, 2011
How is Rick Perry like Chuck Norris? - September 22, 2011
The death penalty: a conversation we really need to have - September 22, 2011
Texas politics: You can't fix stupid...or Louie Gohmert - September 15, 2011
Rick Perry: He sure knows how to create jobs, doesn't he? - September 9, 2011
Faster, Pussycat!! Faster!! KILL!! KILL!! - September 4, 2011
Meet the 2012 Christocrat standard bearer: "Like Bush only without the brains" - September 4, 2011
Rick Perry: Putting America back to work. Or not. - August 29, 2011
How Barack Obama is EXACTLY (not) like Rick Perry - August 27, 2011
He couldn't put Texas back to work...and he can do the same thing for America - August 22, 2011
The Texas Miracle: there's no place lower than the bottom - August 19, 2011
Rick Perry: A man who shouldn't be trusted to run a Dairy Queen, much less lead America - August 18, 2011
So you think that you know what Rick Perry is about? - August 18, 2011
If you liked George W. Bush.... - August 16, 2011
Texas: Where "Social Contract" is a few short steps removed from "Socialism" - August 15, 2011
Not everyone in Texas loves Rick Perry - August 6, 2011
Happy Hypocritefest 2011!! Party responsibly; It's What Jesus Would Do - July 31, 2011
He listens to God when God tells him what he wants to hear - June 28, 2011
The reason why a Texas Republican shouldn't be President - June 22, 2011
Today in Rick Perry: A true Texas "WTF??" moment - June 21, 2011
Smoke, mirrors, and Rick Perry's prescient leadership - June 18, 2011
So you think Rick Perry's qualified to be President? - June 12, 2011
"All hat and no cattle"...the political legacy of Rick Perry - May 21, 2011
An eye for an eye only leaves the whole world blind - May 21, 2011
The good news is that they saved your soul - May 18, 2011
Governor Goodhair for President? Oh, pleasepleasepleaseplease.... - May 17, 2011
And you wonder why I (don't) miss Texas.... - May 11, 2011
And you wonder why I (don't) miss Texas.... - May 4, 2011
Congratulations, Texas...your humanity deficit is now #1 - May 4, 2011
Hmm...at $50,000 per teacher, that would cover 28 jobs...or not - May 1, 2011
Texas: Proof that Republican leadership works (except for the 24/7/365 when it doesn't) - April 30, 2011
The good news for Rick Perry is that's he's polling better than jock itch - April 26, 2011
A tax break for yacht owners...because it ain't easy being rich, knowhutimean?? - April 21, 2011
This is what happens when you let your campaign's domain registration expire - April 20, 2011
Texas: Where God, guns, and (hating) Gays starts early - April 17, 2011
And you wonder why I miss Texas politics.... - April 13, 2011
Yet another reason I miss Texas (not) - March 18, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: You can't fix stupid (or, another day in Texas) - March 7, 2011
Texas wants to secede? Can I help pack their bags?? - March 6, 2011
'Cuz there ain't no crazy like Texas crazy
Comments (1) - February 12, 2011
So, there I was, soundly defeated by the sheer undeniable force of superior logic.... - February 9, 2011
Like Texas needs any help looking silly.... - February 5, 2011
A $60 million example of backassward priorities
Comments (5) - January 14, 2011
Texas: This is what happens when dogma trumps reality - December 11, 2010
Texas: Where Freedom reigns (or not) - November 26, 2010
"Tom DeLay" and "Guilty"...words that still put a smile on my face - November 25, 2010
Why I'm doing cannonballs in the deep end of the Schadenfeude pool
Comments (2) - November 5, 2010
What's good for Texas is not necessarily good for the country - October 16, 2010
Everything's bigger in Texas...even the screw-ups - October 4, 2010
Everything's bigger in Texas...even the lunacy - September 29, 2010
Breaking news from the People's Dominionist Theocracy of Texas
Comments (1) - September 21, 2010
A scary tale (not fit for children)...unless you're a Texas Social Conservative - July 22, 2010
Behold the empty suit...it speaks....
Comments (1) - July 5, 2010
Ignorant, brain-dead, Louie Gohmert...and built to stay that way - June 29, 2010
This is what happens when the blood supply to the brain is cut off during birth - June 24, 2010
Texas: putting the "fun" in "dysfunctional" since 1836
Comments (1) - June 23, 2010
If you live in Texas, how can you possibly justify voting for Rick Perry?
Comments (1) - June 16, 2010
And now a report from our correspondent at the Texas Dickhead Convention - June 12, 2010
Ignoring reality does not render that reality moot...unless you're a Texas Republican - June 4, 2010
History is written by the victors, after all.... - June 1, 2010
I'm Rick Perry...and I'm not sure I approved this message.... - June 1, 2010
Being a bigot is a GREAT way to make up for having a small penis - May 21, 2010
Rick Perry: a true man of the Sheeple - May 12, 2010
Remember, it's only "judicial activism" when a Liberal does it - May 2, 2010
You know your Congressman is a moron when....
Comments (3) - April 29, 2010
Mama must be SO proud of Governor Goodhair.... - March 29, 2010
Yay, edumication!! - March 26, 2010
Irrelevant, brain-dead, incompetent...AND he's from Texas! - March 22, 2010
Neugebauer (n.): Latin for "ignorant cretin", also an argument for abortion - March 19, 2010
The Lone Star Laughing Stock - March 18, 2010
Revisionist history: Hey, it worked for the Soviets!
Comments (1) - March 15, 2010
Is our children getting an edumication? - March 11, 2010
Who knew their standards were so low? - March 8, 2010
We begin bombing London in five minutes - March 3, 2010
Another reason why I miss Texas politics - March 3, 2010
The Dark Lord vs. the Prince of Light
Comments (1) - February 22, 2010
Meet the Flintstones...they're from Texas
Comments (1) - February 11, 2010
Yay Sarah Palin!! Yay Rick Perry!! Yay edumication!! - December 18, 2009
When in doubt, flaunt your faith, ignorance, and ideological fealty - December 14, 2009
Hey, it's not like we have to worry about a recession or anything - December 12, 2009
So...hatred is a Christian value? Or just a Republican one?
Comments (1) - December 1, 2009
Everything you need to know about Texas politics - November 17, 2009
You have to know you're in trouble when your #1 export is douchebags
Comments (7) - November 17, 2009
And you wonder why I miss Texas (politics, that is) - November 14, 2009
If we took away their ability to hate, would they even have a reason to live?
Comments (1) - October 7, 2009
Lies, damn lies...and Rick Perry - September 30, 2009
Rejected Governor Goodhair campaign ads, #41 - September 28, 2009
Rejected Governor Goodhair campaign ads, #34
Comments (1) - September 1, 2009
Will Texas secede? Who cares? - June 12, 2009
Yeah, he broke his collarbone...but he looked fabulous doing it - May 26, 2009
Willya just secede already and be done with it?
Comments (1) - May 21, 2009
US out of Texas...NOW!!! - May 18, 2009
So, you wanna secede?? - May 12, 2009
And wouldn't you know it; he's from Texas.... - May 9, 2009
Rick Perry: the best Governor money can buy - April 23, 2009
When wingnuts attack...Rick Perry will be there to save the day - April 22, 2009
Being a Texas Republican means never having to make any sense
Comments (2) - April 16, 2009
Pandering sure beats having to...oh, I don't know...show leadership??
Comments (1) - April 10, 2009
Because it really should be about the convenience of ignorant White folks
Comments (1) - March 25, 2009
Governor Goodhair to Texas: (&^% y'all!! - March 23, 2009
And if this doesn't work, there's always a poll tax - March 22, 2009
Yet another reason I miss Texas politics - March 15, 2009
Welcome to Texas!! Please check your ability to reason and your grip on reality at the door.
Comments (2) - December 31, 2008
One thing I do miss about Texas is the politics - September 28, 2008
Greetings from Texas, where religious indoctrination isn't just a good idea- it's the law - August 6, 2008
Because we're Texas...and we'll kill who we please...especially if they're Brown
Comments (2) - August 4, 2008
From the "Anyone but Hillary" file.... - July 31, 2008
When being #1 is nothing to celebrate - July 17, 2008
Yes, but is our children learning that sex is dirty and nasty?? - July 7, 2008
Just because you can...it doesn't mean that you should - July 2, 2008
I do miss the Brown Shirts.... - June 18, 2008
And the winner for "Gayest campaign ad" goes to.... - June 16, 2008
Being a Republican means never having justify ignorance and misogyny - June 11, 2008
Yeah, this looks about right.... - June 6, 2008
Arrogant, self-absorbed...and apparently built to stay that way
Comments (-1)| TrackBacks (-1) - April 30, 2008
There's more than one way to circumnavigate the separation of Church and State - April 14, 2008
From the Department of Schadenfreude Department.... - March 31, 2008
You'll find this in the dictionary under "clusterf--k" - March 1, 2008
Vote early and often - February 25, 2008
When's the last time "Texas", "Democrat", and "relevant" appeared in the same sentence? - February 1, 2008
The kiss of death
Comments (2) - January 26, 2008
Behind the curve and proud of it
Comments (1) - January 19, 2008
Stupid...and built to stay that way
Comments (6) - January 19, 2008
Better to be thought a DUMB@$$ than to be Dean Hrbacek and remove all doubt - January 18, 2008
These folks just don't quit, do they?
Comments (2) - January 14, 2008
Well...it was either those folks or Governor Goodhair, right? - December 21, 2007
Actually, I'm surprised they're walking upright - December 18, 2007
Biting the hand that fed him - November 23, 2007
The spoiled and ignorant vs. the intolerant and judgemental
Comments (4) - November 4, 2007
It's all about integrity...but apparently not about accountability - November 3, 2007
Breaking news from the Department of Redundancy Department - October 3, 2007
Sometimes, a bad idea is just a bad idea - October 2, 2007
When is enough too much? How about now?
Comments (3) - September 14, 2007
Once a DUMB@$$...always Rick Perry
Comments (2) - August 25, 2007
Not exactly something to celebrate, eh?
Comments (2) - July 2, 2007
The definition of "oxymoron":
Comments (1) - July 1, 2007
I got mine; you can damn well git yer own - June 27, 2007
Whitewashed...and built to stay that way - June 21, 2007
Capitalism: a system which convinces those who have the least to give to those who need it least
Comments (3) - June 16, 2007
You wanna breathe? Move to North Dakota....
Comments (2) - June 16, 2007
Greetings from...uh...Paradise...yeah, Paradise.... - June 10, 2007
We're #1...which would explain the nagging cough I can't rid myself of
Comments (3) - May 15, 2007
Greetings from Texas: Where all the men are strong, handsome straight-shooters, and all the women are beautiful, shining examples of womanhood
Comments (3) - May 3, 2007
Gimme a "D"!! Gimme an "R"!! Gimme an "A"!! Gimme a...oh, never mind....
Comments (2) - April 22, 2007
I realize the law is an ass, but.... - April 12, 2007
Once a DUMB@$$...always Warren Chisum
Comments (2) - April 6, 2007
You call it "road rage"; We call it "population control"
Comments (2) - March 7, 2007
There's just no good way to sell a bad idea
Comments (6) - February 25, 2007
Ohmigod!! What about the children??
Comments (5) - February 18, 2007
Hey, c'mon now; if it was so important, how come it's not in the Bible??
Comments (3) - February 9, 2007
Thank God for Mississippi! Uh, wait....
Comments (7) - February 6, 2007
Is it possible to do the right thing in the wrong way? You can if you're Rick Perry.
Comments (14) - February 6, 2007
It's about damn time
Comments (4) - January 29, 2007
Is our children learning?...eh, apparently not
Comments (18) - January 23, 2007
Nice idea, poor execution
Comments (4) - January 21, 2007
Just in case y'all missed out
Comments (1) - January 17, 2007
Of course, rich White folks love him- He's a Republican - January 16, 2007
Can you say "Quid Pro Quo"?? You're going to have to learn how....
Comments (2) - January 15, 2007
And it couldn't have happened to a nicer self-righteous thug - January 11, 2007
I hate you...just as soon as you finish mowing my lawn
Comments (8) - December 29, 2006
It will be a good day when we finally tax smoking out of existence
Comments (8) - December 19, 2006
You know you're in trouble when you're a pariah in your home state
Comments (7) - December 13, 2006
We can only hope that Nick Lampson will be less "entertaining"
Comments (2) - November 23, 2006
Yeah, I know...it's all the fault of the evil Brown People
Comments (1) - November 19, 2006
Keeping the Brown People in their rightful place - November 16, 2006
You only get one chance to totally blow a first impression
Comments (3) - November 15, 2006
What better way to tell the Brown people you despise and fear them?
Comments (16) - October 31, 2006
Man, I can't get away from Texas....
Comments (2) - October 15, 2006
Well, if we can't have effective leadership.... - October 11, 2006
Much ado about far less than nothing
Comments (2) - October 9, 2006
Hey...a man's gotta eat.... - October 8, 2006
Hitting the campaign trail: retail politics at it's furriest
Comments (1) - October 7, 2006
And he's probably more qualified
Comments (2) - September 15, 2006
Well, I suppose this would explain the munchies....
Comments (2) - August 4, 2006
Be careful what you ask for....
Comments (6) - July 31, 2006
I suppose this is what happens when you take half-measures, eh?
Comments (5) - July 28, 2006
I want the sunscreen concession for this one
Comments (6) - July 27, 2006
Judge to TABC: get your own damn porn! - July 10, 2006
You'll get no argument here....
Comments (5) - July 8, 2006
He's baaaack...maybe
Comments (2) - July 7, 2006
Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind
Comments (4) - July 1, 2006
Good boy! Now fetch my pipe and slippers.... - June 30, 2006
Let the weeping and gnashing of teeth begin
Comments (1) - June 24, 2006
Let the fun begin
Comments (2) - June 22, 2006
Taking out the trash...it's about damn time....
Comments (4) - June 22, 2006
Ah, to be rich, White, Conservative...and clueless....
Comments (3) - June 7, 2006
It couldn't have happened to a nicer demagogue (Epilogue) - May 31, 2006
Dallas to Harris County: Go f--k yourself
Comments (2) - May 8, 2006
So you want to be a Congressman?
Comments (1) - May 8, 2006
And it couldn't have happened to a nicer demagogue, Chapter 38 - April 30, 2006
Sleeping the sleep of the clueless and complacent - April 22, 2006
A fool and our money (#3) - April 19, 2006
A fool and our money (#2) - April 18, 2006
A fool and our money - April 17, 2006
Hey, we LIKE our Congressman corrupt and mean-spirited - April 16, 2006
Live from the Arrogance Ballroom...the sounds of Tom DeLay falling in love with his own voice.... - April 14, 2006
This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - April 11, 2006
Yep...I'm clueless...and that's why I deserve to be Governor
Comments (1) - April 11, 2006
Soon to be gone, but will he be forgotten? - April 7, 2006
Breaking news from Fort Bend County - April 7, 2006
Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener
Comments (2) - April 6, 2006
Inquiring minds want to know
Comments (5) - April 4, 2006
Apparently, there are a whole lot of people dancing on the same grave today - April 4, 2006
The best birthday present a Liberal resident of District 22 could get
Comments (6)| TrackBacks (2) - April 4, 2006
Can't live with 'em...can't live without 'em....
Comments (4) - April 1, 2006
Karma is a real b---h, no? - March 29, 2006
Lesson #1: NEVER get between a lawyer and his money
Comments (1) - March 29, 2006
Today on "Things That Should Immediately Make You Feel Safer"
Comments (1) - March 27, 2006
I am shocked- SHOCKED!- that people are making money off political connections.... - March 27, 2006
You can't tug on Governor Goodhair's cape, and you can't spit into the wind - March 26, 2006
They also have to wear aviator sunglasses and answer to "Bubba"
Comments (3) - March 26, 2006
With friends like these....