Well, stop worrying! I've devised the perfect plan to get your mind off all these troubles:
ANOTHER WAR WITH SADDAM!
Remember how much fun the last one was? Smart Bombs and Stealth fighters! Patriots vs. Scuds! The "Highway of Death!" Remember the briefings with Stormin' Norman? Remember that video of the Iraqi truck getting nailed on that bridge -- and how we all laughed and laughed? Ah, good times, good times.
I guarantee you won't think about anything else as long as we have a fun war with Iraq on CNN for you every day and every night......Or your money back!
