It's sure good to know that Governor Goodhair is looking to keep all of us good, God-fearing Texans safe from them there evil al-Qaeda types, ain't it?? (insert sound of tobacco-spitting here)
Hey, kids!! You can even volunteer to inform on those of your neighbors who might be security risks. After all, anyone thinking of not voting Republican should be considered un-American, right? Let's stop terrorism before it hits home!! (insert sound of a can of Shiner being opened here)
