November 7, 2002 5:22 AM

Homeland Security Rule #1: Don't ask questions

A woman boarding an America West plane in San Francisco joked to a flight attendant, "Have you checked your crew for sobriety?"--and was escorted off the plane, taken to the station manager, questioned, and not allowed to continue on the delayed flight. The airline justified the detention under the new Ashcroft Wiseass Rule.

- Joe Bob Briggs

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