Meteror showers? What #%$^&*@ meteor showers??

I've been wide awake since 2 a.m., I'm sick, and I want to see the meteor showers. I am NOT a happy boy. So far, my last-minute plan to feel sorry for myself is working to perfection. Now, if I could just go back to sleep....

CLAVDIVS You're not the fool everyone takes you for. You put on a show to stay under the radar. Underneath your bumbling exterior, you are a shrewd and calculating person. You don't enjoy being in the spotlight, but you can take charge if absolutely neccessary. But trust no one, not even your best friend, because you never know who might betray you. You were portrayed by Derek Jacobi.

Of course, not to be left out of the fun, Susan tried this as well, and the results were dead-on:

LIVIA You are the power behind the throne. Rome would have fallen apart if you hadn't stepped in and saved it from anarchy. You're not above scheming, lying, and even murdering in order to keep your family in power. You are strong and determined, but you sometimes regret being born a female. In a world where men have the power, you are resigned to rule with your husband. You were portrayed by Sian Phillips.

I must remember not to piss her off so often....