March 11, 2003 5:43 AM

Yeah, but you're still going to charge Major League prices, eh?

Rangers see this year as foundation for the future

Translation: "PLEASE come out to the Ballpark. We are SO going to suck this year, but we have to pay A-Rod's salary somehow."

Yes, the Strangers will continue to be Alex Rodriguez and a bunch of AA talent. Can A-Rod pitch? He may have to, if you accept the reality that Chan Ho Park is the ace of your pitching staff.

No, it's not going to be easy to be a Strangers fan this year. It's a nice thing y'all in the Metroplex still have the Mavericks and the Stars for consolation.

By the way, whose idea was it to build a baseball stadium in North Texas without a roof and air conditioning? Or is bathing in your own sweat part of the Strangers experience??

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