(via Brian Kane)
The latest intelligence obtained from inside Iraqi-sponsored terrorist training camps has disclosed that in addition to training ducks as weapons of mass destruction, terrorists are experimenting with novel ways to use other animals as weapons of terror. Behold the T34 Marsupial Incendiary Device:
While still known only to be in the prototype stage, the T34 is a highly mobile and miniaturized thermonuclear warhead delivery system, capable of creating widespread damage within several miles of an acorn-producing tree. Outside of killing oak trees, there is no known effective defense against the T34.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
