April 28, 2003 5:42 AM

It's called multi-tasking, damnit

Lawyer clocks 81-hour day

Ya gotta admire a guy who can get this much done in one day, eh??

UPPER DARBY, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A lawyer who made $421,327 representing a suburban school district in one year submitted a bill for an 81-hour day and three for 25-hour days, a newspaper review found.

Attorney Barry Van Rensler blamed innocent mistakes for the billing errors in the fiscal year that ended June 30, 2002, and returned $19,361 to the Upper Darby School District last week.

"I love the school district, and I would never intentionally overcharge them," Van Rensler told The Philadelphia Inquirer, which reviewed his bills.

Damn; perhaps I should have gone to law school after all. While the rest of us are shackled by the old 24-hours-in-one-day limitation, attorneys have apparently learned the secret to getting more out of their days. When you get paid by the hour, this is the key to success, no?

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