So you want to spend a day dogging a washed-up ex-major league baseball player with an anger management problem? Then you have too damn much money.
JoseCanseco.com has put up for auction the chance to spend the afternoon with Canseco himself at his home in south Florida.
Among ideas for activities listed on the site: private power hitting instruction, private martial arts instruction, a workout with Canseco, and cookout by the pool.
The minimum bid is $2,500 and includes one guest 17 or younger at no extra cost. Round-trip limousine service from the local airport is included but not transportation to and from south Florida or accomodations is not included.
What, no underage girls? Of course, you could avoid the hassle and stigma of associating yourself with a convicted felon and career .266 hitter by feeding fifty-dollar bills into a shredder. Your call.