Man, I leave town for 24 hours, and the place goes to hell in a handbasket. What, you say? Well, here's what I'm talking about:
- Sammy Sosa gets busted for hitting with a corked bat. Since when does he need to cheat?
- Martha Stewart gets indicted for insider trading and lying to the SEC and FBI. I'm not sure where Martha will be doing her time (assuming she's convicted), but you can bet it will be a MUCH better looking prison by the time she's paroled.
- It finally rains in Houston- apparently quite a bit. To make things worse, Adam left his sunroof open. You can probably imagine the rest.
- Eric Rudolph admits to living off acorns and raw salamanders- when he wasn't dumpster-diving. Yummy....
If this is what happens when I'm gone for 24 hours, what can we expect when I leave Saturday for five days??
