Why did the Aggie get fired from the M&M factory?
He kept throwing out the W's.
What's an Aggie's idea of safe sex?
Locking the car door.
Why did the Aggie tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
What is the Aggie doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Why did the Aggie stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why don't Aggies like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
How do you keep a Aggie busy?
Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
How did the Aggie try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
Why did the Aggie get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
An Aggie ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
What do you call an Aggie skeleton in the closet?
The winner of a "Hide and Seek" game.
Why was the Aggie housewife mad at her husband?
He was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
Why did the Aggie have a hysterectomy?
He wanted to stop having grandchildren.
Why was the Aggie two hours late getting home?
The escalator got stuck.
Why did the Aggie stay up all night studying?
He had a urine test the next day.
How do you confuse an Aggie?
Give his a pack of M&M's and tell his to put them in alphabetical order.
How many Aggies does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
100 - one to stir and 99 to peel the M&M's.
How can you tell when an Aggie has used your computer?
There's "White-Out" all over the screen.
