California women sues Smuckers over strawberry content in jam
From the "Signs That The Apocalypse Is Upon Us" files comes this monument to the infinite nature of human stupidity....
ORRVILLE -- A California woman says she has a "sensitive palate" and claims all she tasted was an empty promise from the Smuckers Company.
Now she is suing.
She claims the Orrville, Ohio company's "simply 100 percent" strawberry jam really contains less than 30 percent actual strawberries.
Smuckers had no immediate comment.
Jeez, and I was just going to sue them because the name of the product sounds (to the ears of someone who's had a few too many Jagermeisters) like a euphemism for a sexual act. Can I sue the Detroit Tigers for calling themselves a professional baseball team?
Damn; I knew I should have gone to law school....
