Okay, I'm the first person to say that baby junk is funny. One day when I was getting the bath ready for Nico he bumped his naked winky against the cold tub and went, "WhooOOO!" with a huge smile on his face and started humping the thing like he was Mini Me - thank jeebus I was already in the bathroom or else I'd have pissed myself. When I try to change his diaper his hand goes straight for it and when I move his arm he growls at me. That's pretty damn funny. When he crawls away at high speeds, naked and jiggling, I can hardly contain myself. It's absolutely hilarious - sure, I'm probably fostering all sorts of sexual hang-ups in the kid but I'll help fund his therapy when he gets older. In the meantime, I am laughing.
October 31, 2003 5:36 AM
