December 24, 2003 6:04 AM

Ho freakin' ho....

Shopper rage boils over: Clerks feel heat. Christmas customers out of time, out of ideas, out of their minds!

'Tis the season to be jolly, eh? Yeah, right....

The shopper became enraged when she found out the downtown store was out of black shoelaces.

The woman yelled and screamed while pushing other customers out of the way in the crowded Eaton Centre boutique.

The manager asked her to leave, but the yelling didn't stop until security arrived and escorted the woman out.

"She ruined my day," says Alexandra Paradis, manager of the Ardene accessories store. "I took a deep breath, but the day had to go on."

Step into any local mall this week and you won't see many smiles. Shoppers get meaner and more stressed the closer it gets to Dec. 25, sales clerks say.

Yes, it's the day before Christmas, and the stress levels for some folks are approaching critical mass. Thankfully, I've finished my shopping, but nothing could be as bad as the year I STARTED my Christmas shopping at 5pm Christmas Eve in London. By comparison, this year has been a picnic.

Remember, y'all, it's a holiday, a time to enjoy family, give thanks, and remember what's really important. Presents are nice, but they're NOT what Christmas is all about. How about we all take a deep breath, relax, and be thankful for all that we we have?

There...don't you feel better now? I know I do....

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