December 13, 2003 8:11 AM

Something new for your Christmas list

The George W. Bush GI Joke Action Figure

Now available in time for Christmas:

  • He bends over backwards for special interests!
  • He reaches for hand-outs from wealthy corporate campaign contributors!
  • He sticks his head up his own @$$!
  • And because of GI Joke's spineless construction, he easily bows to the will of Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld!
  • Strut and pose your GI Joke in full flight gear, while real soldiers under his command lose their lives almost daily!
  • Move and manipulate him just like Big Oil and the Extreme Right Wing do!
  • GI Joke comes with an extra pair of blood-stained hands!
  • Weapons of mass destruction are, of course, not included. GI Joke is a product of Halliburton, makers of the Iraqi Quagmire!
Why not put one under YOUR tree this Christmas??

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