Fun with headlines on a rainy Saturday morning:
President's dog Barney stars in video with Paris Hilton
Local radio station waits until wife gone, offers Roger Clemens a hummer
Rasheed Wallace: Just pay me and shut the $&%# up
"Free Willy" star whale Keiko dies, Viagra stock plummets
Flesh-eating bacteria turns vegatarian, says it's time to "stop the suffering"
Virginia makes first "anti-spam" arrests; Hormel threatens legal action in retaliation