You mean to tell me that Kobe Bryant, the Hilton Sisters, AND Britney Spears were in the same Las Vegas bar on New Year's Eve, and the terrorists DIDN'T attack?
"Britney was drinking loads at dinner," said the Mirror. "When the meal was over she and her friends went to the Ghost Bar, which is at the top of the hotel, to see in the New Year. She wanted to see all the fireworks.
"Basketball star Kobe Bryant and the Hilton sisters were in the bar, too. Afterwards she went to Rain, which is also in the hotel, and carried on partying with her friends. She must have drunk at least three bottles of champagne."
My God, man...what do y'all need- an engraved invitation??