Quiz time, y'all! Martha Stewart is happy. Martha Stewart is having a very good day. Why is Martha having such a b******g TGIF?? Is it...
a) She just found that Lynette Jennings was killed in a fiery car wreck on the Long Island Expressway while committing a lewd act on a taxi driver??
b) She can finally come out of the closet and admit that she is actually the mother of Paris Hilton?
c) She got a brand new set of Louis Vuitton kneepads and a video camera from her new boyfriend, Rick Salomon?
d) She was just acquitted of the brutal murder of Oprah Winfrey?
e) She was discovered in flagrante delicto in the New York Rangers locker room with Mark Messier??
Leave comment and cast your vote. Apparently, it's a VERY good day to be Martha....
