Tuesday was a great day for truth, justice and the American way. President Bush announced that we've finally found Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction -- Oh wait, that didn't happen. Ah, who cares anyway, the important thing is that our president continued his unofficial campaign kickoff week by stating his views on homosexual marriages! Thank God for Bush's stance in favor of a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. Because, of course, God hates the gays. And we can't go around legitimizing their depravity, or God might come to hate us too.
March 8, 2004 5:09 AM
