Join New York's Finest: Become A Police Officer With The NYPD
Bored in your current job? Want a challenge? Want to live in the Big Apple? Hey, here's your chance, y'all. Me? I'm rather enjoying life in my little town, and besides, possessing a pathological fear of rats, I know that New York is NOT the place for me. Besides, I also have a pronounced aversion to crowds.
Of course, if you don't want to move to New York and fight crime, you can always buy a T-shirt to support the NYC Police Foundation. Hey, it's for a good cause, right??
