July 19, 2004 7:16 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Drunk Filipino nails wife's mouth shut, kills her

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #124: Rodolfo Porras

Normally, the DUMB@$$ AWARD Committee tries to focus on those who, through unbelievable acts of gratuitous stupidity, cause injury to themselves. Every now and then, though, a DUMB@$$ looses his lack of self-control and native intelligence on those unfortunate enough to be close to he. Say hello to Rodolfo Porras, who at the moment is quite probably armed and extremely stupid.

MANILA, July 19 (Reuters) - A drunken Filipino farmer nailed his wife's mouth shut and beat her to death in front of their children, then prepared breakfast for her the next day without realising he had killed her, police said on Monday.

Police called to the house of Rodolfo and Vilma Porras in the town of Manapla, in the central Philippines, on Saturday found the 40-year-old woman dead in her bed with one-inch (two cm) nails driven through her mouth and the back of both knees.

Police officer Eliseo Solaban said two of the couple's four children, a girl aged 10 and a boy of eight, told investigators their father beat their mother to death with an iron and drenched her with boiling water after coming home drunk.

The girl was still in shock, Solaban said by telephone.

Porras, 40, was on the run on Monday. The man awoke on the morning after Friday's killing and cooked breakfast as normal, then fled after realising his wife was dead, the policeman said.

Let there be no doubt; Rodolfo Porras is a true DUMB@$$. The sad thing, of course, is that his lack of native intelligence and self-control caused the death of his wife- and she no doubt deserved better.

One can only hope that the punishment will fit the crime, no?

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