Elburn man accused of having sex with dog
Not very often am I absolutely dumbstruck by the sheer depth and breadth of human stupidity. Over time, I've become somewhat inured to just how incredibly stupid and vacant members of the human race can be. Then comes Daniel Joyner and I am...well, I don't quite know what I am.
GENEVA — An Elburn man was charged this week with having sex with a dog.
The Kane County state's attorney's office Thursday said Daniel J. Joyner, 27, was charged with two counts of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal, and one count of criminal damage to property. All three counts are felonies, the state's attorney's office said.
The charges were issued Wednesday and announced Thursday. The offense happened in Geneva, which means the Geneva Police Department is investigating the incident.
As of Thursday afternoon, Joyner still was at large, the state's attorney's office said....
Assistant State's Attorney Debra Bree, special prosecutor in the Animal Crimes Task Force, said as of Thursday afternoon, the injured dog is recovering.
"The dog is doing OK," she said.
She declined further comment on details of the incident, except to say the owner of the dog pressed charges against Joyner.
What kind of a sick %&#@ would bugger a dog? Well, how about one desperate for a DUMB@$$ AWARD? Congratulations to the dateless Daniel J. Joyner, wherever you may be holed up. In addition to your DUMB@$$ AWARD, you can be assured that there is a special place in hell for your sick, twisted self. I can only hope that when you get there, you'll be bunked with a randy Doberman Pinscher with an attitude problem and a preference for being dominant.
Excuse me, but I think I'm going to go throw up now....
