'Shaq Diesel' arrives to red carpet welcome
Shaq takes center stage in his own one-man show
Jeez, you'd have thought the Messiah had just rolled into town....
I'm going to be working in Miami during the entire month of August, and one thing I an NOT looking forward to is hearing about Shaquille O'Neal every single day. I like the guy, but let's get a grip, y'all. It's not as if he's a Nobel Peace Prize winner or anything- he's a basketball player. He chases a round ball up and down a hardwood floor with other obscenely overpaid hyperglandular men in short pants. I'm all for heroes, but call me when you've got someone whose done something truly heroic, OK?
