F**k the vote (shamelessly lifted from Easy Bake Coven)
I suppose it was just a matter of time before Progressives decided to make the ultimate sacrifice in order to defeat George W. Bush in November. Yes, perhaps it's time to schtup a Conservative in exchange for his or her vote.
Believe it or not, even the most seemingly deeply rooted right-wing ideologue can be manipulated by sex. As we all know, the sex drive is a powerful beast that has the potential to change people. People lie for sex, they cheat for sex, they even kill for sex - and you can be sure that they will change the way they think (and therefore vote) for sex. All you need to be armed with are your sexy progressive values, a razor-sharp wit, your genitalia, and a mindset that doesn't mind taking one for the team.
....[W]e provide a Pledge Sheet that can be used conveniently before becoming physically intimate with a conservative, The Pledge Sheet asks the signee to make a promise to vote for anyone but George Bush in the November election. FTV has not endorsed a single candidate but recommends strategic voting. We also encourage FTV fans to take road trips this summer to swing(er) states to collect pledges. If you collect a pledge let us know about it on the Swinger States page! Have safe fun f**king over Bush while f**king for votes.
OK, this seems a bit over the top, even for a committed anti-Bush Progressive such as myself. Besides, as much as I'd love to help the cause, I AM spoken for, and happily so. If you are going to "lie back and think of England", at least be sure to get the signature first, OK?
