August 19, 2004 4:07 AM

All the news that's fit to...well, basically ignore

Yep, here it is again- another episode of "News We Could Probably Live Without":

Israelis to barbecue outside hunger strikers' cells

We can only assume that the Israelis will be grilling pork kebab....

Bosnian men not interested in being in porn film

No, they'd MUCH rather watch NASCAR than boink a porn star....

Petaluma Cat Hoarder Released From Center

200 cats? Man, the litter box must be the size of a Buick.

Goat Shrugs Off Shot From Stun Gun

Yeah, it found out they were getting the League back together.

The Penis Prank

So, remind me again why I need a bigger Johnson??

Man burns pal's crotch as a prank

Well, it seemed like a hell of an idea after the eighth or ninth beer....

Dash-Cam Video Shows Former Mayor Naked

Hey, if you had to live in North Olmsted, Ohio, wouldn't you drink heavily?

Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground

Well, the bear was smart enough to stick to the good stuff, but even 36 cans of Rainier will leave you with one helluva hangover the next morning, eh?

Jessica Simpson 'wants to run round the house naked!'

And how many guys will be getting in line to offer up their house?

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