"Bush Chosen By God," Faithful Report. Author: Christ-like Image Unmistakable.
Hey, let it never be said that those who support George W. Bush often see the hand of a Higher Being supporting their man. Of course, that could simply be a flashback from all those drugs in the '60s.
The often slavish, unquestioning devotion to Bush is difficult to understand, but then again I imagine it beats the hell out of actually thinking about the issues in this election year, eh?
President Bush is seen by many of his supporters as an answer to their prayers. "He was hand picked by the man upstairs and that's good enough for me," gushes Tammy Foster, a spot welder from Norman, Oklahoma. She points to Divine Inspiration to explain the miracle of Bush's getting Iraq to disarm as a prelude to U.S. attack. "If that's not Christlike, I don't know what is," said Foster....
Like all great Holy Men Bush is extremely modest, and he made light of his early glimpse at enlightenment. "The rush we will feel at the Rapture will eclipse anything I have ever felt before," he enthused.
Only to be surpassed by the rush Democrats will feel when we exile Our Sainted President back to his ranch in Crawford, TX.
