It's time once again for our semi-regular dance with the strange, the unusual, and...attack cats?
Police: Wedding guests eat victim
What? You couldn't wait for dessert??
Cat in Cockpit Forces Emergency Landing
Perhaps it was looking for a litter box?
Coors Wins Colorado GOP Senate Primary
Gee, I wonder what beverage they served at the victory party??
86-year-old CBS News star Mike Wallace arrested in NYC for 'disorderly conduct'
Really, how much trouble can an 86-year-old man generate? If he's really capable of wreaking that much havoc at his age, shouldn't Wallace be given a medal? Or at least a spot on "Jerry Springer"??
Cuddling new craze for New York's singles
PLEASE tell me this doesn't involve making "S'mores" and singing "Kumbaya"....
U.S. forces postpone offensive against Shiite fighters in Najaf
American jets attack cemetery. Thousands found dead (apologies to FARK).
Well, he's got to have SOMETHING to put in the world's largest Gin & Tonic, no?
Today's "160 rabbits found in a filthy house" story brought to you by a Minnesota woman who was arrested in 1999 for having 400 rabbits in her filthy house.
Port Charlotte Burglary Suspect Drowns During Police Chase
Well, this would be one way to avoid arrest....
Right; there's nothing quite like a little well-proportioned cleavage to spice up your nightly aggregation of death and destruction, eh?
