Goodness me, it is a selfless gal indeed who not only takes one for the team, but doesn’t even care if it’s her own team. Would that all of those horrid gay people could remain as silent as Mary, leaving her parents a broad berth to give 65,435 satellite interviews about Mary being a lesbian to say how outraged they were about people talking about Mary [Cheney] being a lesbian. It’s like Lynne told me, “If anyone’s going to score some cheap political points off of that little Dennis-the-Menace looking bulldagger, it’s going to be me and Dick!” Lynne’s wonderfully mercenary use of Mary (who appears to be not only a lesbian, but a deaf mute), called to mind the wise words of my Sister-in-Christ Patsy Ramsey: “When it comes to a mother’s tricky relationship with her daughter, I’ve always believed that when push comes to shove, you better make sure that you are the one at the top of the stairs leading to the basement.”
November 17, 2004 5:46 AM
