Top Ten Lessons Learned from the 2004 Presidential Campaign
10) War is Peace.
9) If gay marriage is allowed, only gays can be married.
8) Outlaw abortion! We’re going to need more troops.
7) Ignorance is Strength.
6) If you talk Christian then you don’t need to act Christian.
5) Shedding blood and serving honorably in a war that you don’t agree with is much worse than not serving in a war you greatly support. (A very good lesson for our troops currently in Iraq.)
4) Disagreement is unpatriotic.
3) My minds made up, don’t confuse me with the facts.
2) Facts are for “girlie men”.
1) The ends justifies the means.
December 20, 2004 5:30 AM