February 3, 2005 6:35 AM

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Police: Man Kills Mother After She Flushes Marijuana Down Toilet

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #190: Nicholas Jack Kenison

Sometimes, it’s difficult to determine what makes a man more qualified for a DUMB@$$ AWARD. Is it that he still lives with his mother, or that leaves his weed in a place where his mother can find it. In the case of the intrepid Mr. Kenison, it appears he will no longer have to worry about his mother getting into his stash ever again…perhaps because he killed her.

MISSION, Texas — Authorities say a Rio Grande Valley man accused of killing his mother apparently was upset because she flushed his marijuana down the toilet.

Nicholas Jack Kenison, 24, of Mission, is charged with murder in the weekend slaying of 50-year-old Gloria Abelina Kenison in the home they shared. Bond for Nicholas Kenison is set at $500,000.

Hidalgo County sheriff’s deputies said Kenison is accused of beating his mother with a crowbar, then putting a trash bag over her head.

Sheriff Lupe Trevino said Kenison allegedly attacked the woman because she destroyed his stash of drugs.

The victim’s body was discovered Sunday by a neighbor and Nicholas Kenison was later arrested.

Well, we all know that having to share your weed can be a real drag- especially when your mom is constantly hitting you up for another doobie. Still, doesn’t killing your mother in order to have your stash to yourself seem just a wee bit extreme? Apparently not if you’re a DUMB@$$.

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