November 3, 2005 5:59 AM

Why We're Republicans

I couldn’t have said it better myself….

Some Frenchies dismiss us as the party of hate, but what they don’t understand is the rush that you feel when you’re in full hate mode. It’s like being a soldier or a fire fighter except without the danger. The truth is that as patriots, we can’t stand most of America, so when we see some fault (and we see fault everywhere) we have to lash out against our fellow Americans.

We hate the homosexuals. We hate people who don’t believe in Jesus, or worse chose to worship Him in a different way than we do. We hate people from the economic engine of the country, the cities especially the ones in the Northeast. We hate the almost half of women in this country who have had an abortion. We hate anyone with darker skin than a Sweedish cave dweller (although we don’t admit that one when we think people are listening).

We hate whole regions of the country where National Democrats are from. New England when Dean and then Kerry were presidential material. The San Francisco Bay Area whenever we talk about Nancy Pelosi. The South when Bill Clinton was running for office.

We hate everybody who enjoys Hollywood movies. We hate people who watch the wrong TV. We hate that what 3 year olds might think of a subject doesn’t always get to define what adults are allowed to talk about. We hate anybody addicted to drugs except tobacco, some types of alcohol and in one exception Oxycodone.

We hate anybody making less than $100,000 a year. In fact the poor in spirit, the meek, they who mourn, they that hunger and thirst after justice, the merciful, the clean of heart, the peacemakers, and they that suffer persecution for justice’ sake: hate, hate, hate, hate, call do gooders, hate, really hate, and hate. It just feels right.

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