Another dispatch from the Eastern front in the War on Christmas

I have only one thing left to remind y’all of this Christmas season: You may have your shopping completed, and the gifts may be tucked under the tree with care. You may have already made your way over the river and through the woods to Grandma’s house. Yes, it may be Christmas Eve, but you still have plenty of time to ruin the dreams of a young child. Merry f——-g Christmas, kids; you were going to find out eventually, anyway….