Ex-teacher’s molar whopper makes him World Champ Liar
Bill Meinel may be a retired teacher, but it appears that he may have a bright future ahead of him in the Bush White House, which is to liars what Valhalla was to the Norse gods. Now all he has to do is develop the ability to lie about virtually anything at a moment’s notice to a bank of reporters armed with cameras and tape recorders, and he’ll be ready for big time politics.
Hey if Scott McLellan, Karl Rove, and Our Glorious Leader can do it, why not a 62-year-old retired teacher?
I think he may have to work on the self-righteous professions of his ardent Christian faith as he is discussing the latest rationale for the never-ending War to Subjugate Brown People and Steal Their Oil (otherwise known as “the war against terrorism”).
Meinel won his second title this week from the Burlington Liars Club with the fib: “My son’s high school grades went from all A’s to all D’s. This happened right after he had his wisdom teeth extracted.”
Meinel, 62, also won the contest in 2003 with this tall tale: “My wife is so indecisive about choosing paint colors, our 1,800-square-foot home is now 1,000 square feet due to all the coats of paint.”
Meinel said his latest winner comes from a line he used to pull on students. “Whenever one would tell me they were going to miss class to have their wisdom teeth pulled, I would suggest they take all their tests ahead of time,” Meinel said.
Yep; when the lying gets tough, the liars turn pro…and go to work for the Bush Administration….
