Man, how I could have missed this one is beyond me:
In other words, like “Grand Theft Auto III”
Former Tampa Bay Lighting defenseman Rudy Poeschek was stopped and tasered by police after driving his car across residential lawns and through mailboxes.Believe it or not, she wasn’t driving
The car contained Poeschek’s 5-year-old daughter.Ah, so it was Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Tampa police reportedly have arrested Poeschek eight times since 2002.“To the contrary, I hear Northern Saskatchewan is quite beautiful”
Told that Poeschek had sold his home and planned to move back to Canada, a Florida judge said: “I think it would probably be in the best interest of everyone if you left the country. I’m not saying that in an ugly way or a bad way.”


Not so unexpected from a guy who finished his 364-game NHL career with 31 points (6 goals) and 817 penalty minutes. His grey matter has taken a lump or twelve over the years.
His 5-year-old daughter was in the car? Was he pretending to be on a Disney World ride?! Geez.