PRWire, a very reliable source of mainstream and sometimes alternative news is reporting that adult starlet Mary Carey is scheduled to attend the United to Victory dinner with President George W. Bush in Washington D.C on March 15th - 16th. Carey, who was also a Republican candidate for governor of California, is going to Washington at the invitation of the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC). She will meet and interact with key Congressional leaders and Administration officials to discuss advancing powerful pro-business, pro-family agendas and meeting positive legislative goals.
So, how are those family values working out for you? Not so much? Well, that’s not much of a surprise, given that the GOP is the “Big Tent Party” and all. Even so, this is something that is going to be tough to spin. Yes, what Cicciolina (Ilona Staller) was to the Italian Parliament, Mary Carey is to the California Republican Party.
You’d think that GOP heavyweights would be high-tailing it out of the room at the mere mention of Mary Carey. Well, you’d be wrong. I think they secretly hope that Carey would do a bit of rehearsing with them….
I seriously doubt that Republicans care about Carey’s political philosophy. Realistically, all they probably want to know is if she swallows….
Mary Carey star of “R rated ‚Äö√Ñ√≤Sapphire Girls’ (2003): whose production company Mary Carey Productions in 2004 produced the X rated ‚Äö√Ñ√≤Run Mary Run’ in which she played the lead role. “Run described by leading movie database web site Internet Movie Data Base (IMDB.com) as “Hardcore Sex is going to meet the President of the United States, George W. Bush?
And she’s going to be talking “pro-family items with Karl Rove, the same Karl Rove who Senator Hillary Clinton complained was “obsessing about her and who allegedly had a role in leaking CIA spy information?
Wait, it gets worse.
On returning to Washington, Ms. Carey said, “I’m really excited to be going back to Washington D.C. to see the president again. Everyone thinks that politicians are stuffy, but we all had a great time last year.
“I’m always excited to learn more about what’s going on in our nation’s capital, since most people in the porn industry think an Iraqi pullout is a form of safe sex,” Carey quipped.
“Since I’m seriously considering running for governor of California again, I’m going to need a lot of support from Republican lawmakers nationwide - however I can get it.”
Well, a durable pair of kneepads might be a good start, eh?
