Stop your whining and take it like a man

Look, we won. That’s it. Go home, everyone else, because the game is over. Republicans OWN you, bitch. We run Congress, the courts, the White House, most of the state capitols, and the Washington Times. We got The West Wing canceled. We made Mark Warner look creepy as hell. Despite all this, you MSM types (that’s “main-stream media” for you MSM types) still don’t get us. Look, it’s simple: we like God, guns, kids, cars, and our country. We don’t like commies and terrorists. And we’re in the majority.

• Sergeant Wonkette