Did Fonda three-peat with Turner?
“Prisoner of X,” Allan MacDonell’s account of his experiences as an editor at Hustler magazine, describes a purported video in which Fonda, Turner and an unidentified brunette have sex on camera. MacDonell’s description is too graphic for a family newspaper. Suffice it to say that the purported Fonda is allegedly wearing artificial equipment to pleasure the alleged Turner while he services the brunette and asks the camera operator, “Are you getting this?”
In my never-ending search for reasons to scratch my eyes out, we have…wait for it…news of a sex tape featuring Ted Turner and Jane Fonda. OH…MY…GOD…WILL…IT…NEVER…STOP? Could it really be true that She Who Endures My Myriad Eccentricities and I are the only people in the Free World without a sex tape on the Internet?
There comes a point where this whole concept exits the realm of the ridiculous and take the expressway to the sublime. Frankly, I think the Fred Durst tape put us right over the top. I’m not sure what it is about celebrities, cameras, and sex that seems to suspend any remnant of common sense, but do we REALLY want to watch two or more overexposed, not ready for prime time, naked bodies doing the horizontal mambo?
We do? OK, then….
Man, I have GOT to get a video camera….
