Better to be thought a fool and a bigot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

I saw Cynthia McKinney’s new hair-do. Have you seen it? She looks like a ghetto slut. It’s just — it’s hideous. It just flies away from her head in every conceivable direction. It looks like an explosion in a Brillo pad factory. It’s just hideous. It just shows contempt for the position that she holds and the body that she serves in. She looks like Tina Turner peeing on an electric fence.

• Neal Boortz