April 19, 2006 6:59 AM

Dumb and Dumberer

President Bush: “I’m the Decider - and Nancy Pelosi is the Cootie Girl.”

I hear the voices and I read the front page and I hear the speculation. But I’m the decider, and I decide what’s best.

Now, I’m not exactly the final word on the etymology of the English language, but I do believe that Our Glorious Leader invented a word…and looked like a real maroon in doing so. As She Who Endures My Myriad Eccentricites opined earlier this morning, “He sounds like a four-year-old”. Having raised two children, she is the resident expert on four-year-olds, so she would certainly know.

It doesn’t bother me so much that the American sheeple elected a President whose claim to fame is mangulating the English language. It doesn’t even bother me so much that Our Glorious Leader clearly sees himself as some sort of mental giant. No, what aggravates- nay, infuriates- me is the the mainstream media has fallen into the “Emperor’s new clothes” mentality. The man is a liar and a murderer and quite possibly THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER…and the media- especially the Washington Post- act as if we should be giving him a free pass for trying hard.

Trust him…he’s Presidentiary!!! Whatever….

We were struck by this curious turn of phrase: “I’m the decider.” In the words of one correspondent: “Not sure I’ve ever heard an ADULT refer to themselves as the ‘DECIDER’ before.”

We agree. The comment sounded childish to our ears - a return of the ‘petulant kid’ side of Bush’s personality (which has been less in evidence since his reelection).

Well, perhaps the “petulant kid” side has been less evident, but the “stupid kid who seriously overestimates his intellectual capabilities” is still very much in evidence.

We should all probably be very careful. For the first time in our nation’s history, we have a President who will kick sand in your face and steal your marbles. Still glad you voted Republican?

WE DESERVE BETTER.

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