ATF rids Univ. of ninja threat
Wesley ninja strikes back: ATF agents discover guns not preferred weapons for ninja
Ninja terrorists in the Heartland
There are those few brave, single-minded, souls upon whom we depend to keep us safe from the threat of terrorism. They dedicate their live to the pursuit and apprehension of those who would place innocent Americans in harm’s way. They do this in a selfless manner that comes at the cost of their personal lives and their own self-interest, for it’s their dedication and devotion to their country that keep us all safe and secure from the threat of another 9.11.
And then their are the clueless, jackbooted thugs of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms….
Ninja vs. Pirate day started as an innocent way to meet people and invite them to the Wesley Foundation, the United Methodist group on campus.
Ninjas were supposed to say, “Hi-ya doing? while pirates would introduce themselves to students with a “How arrrr you doing?
Unfortunately for Jeremiah Ransom, the sophomore detained by Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agents Tuesday, he was introduced to an agent’s knee.
“I have a good bruise on my back where he had his knee on me, Ransom said.
Sure, but now there should be no doubt that the University of Georgia campus is now safe from the scourge of rambling ninjas….
Yes, if you want to know why the US hasn’t been hit with another terrorist attack since 9.11, you need look no farther than the brave, dedicated souls at ATF for whom every day is a rerun of “Reno 911”.
Man, I hate to think of what might happen on Talk Like A Pirate Day….
