ATF rids Univ. of ninja threat
Wesley ninja strikes back: ATF agents discover guns not preferred weapons for ninja
Ninja terrorists in the Heartland
There are those few brave, single-minded, souls upon whom we depend to keep us safe from the threat of terrorism. They dedicate their live to the pursuit and apprehension of those who would place innocent Americans in harm’s way. They do this in a selfless manner that comes at the cost of their personal lives and their own self-interest, for it’s their dedication and devotion to their country that keep us all safe and secure from the threat of another 9.11.
And then their are the clueless, jackbooted thugs of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms….
Ninja vs. Pirate day started as an innocent way to meet people and invite them to the Wesley Foundation, the United Methodist group on campus.
Ninjas were supposed to say, “Hi-ya doing?” while pirates would introduce themselves to students with a “How arrrr you doing?”
Unfortunately for Jeremiah Ransom, the sophomore detained by Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agents Tuesday, he was introduced to an agent’s knee.
“I have a good bruise on my back where he had his knee on me,” Ransom said.
Sure, but now there should be no doubt that the University of Georgia campus is now safe from the scourge of rambling ninjas….
Yes, if you want to know why the US hasn’t been hit with another terrorist attack since 9.11, you need look no farther than the brave, dedicated souls at ATF for whom every day is a rerun of “Reno 911”.
Man, I hate to think of what might happen on Talk Like A Pirate Day….
I've often wonder why the BATF continues to exist, or was created in the first place. On the surface, it sounds like a good idea -- a bunch of dudes hanging out, drinking beer, smoking cigars, and shooting guns!
In reality it's one of the most objectionable tentacles of our nanny-state federal government that has been empowered to ignore the Bill of Rights. Individual states have their own mini-versions of the BATF. For example, here in Texas you must have a license to leagally sell alcahol. When you apply for it, you sign away your Fourth Ammendment rights by granting consent for TABC officers to execute a warrentless search of your property at any time they choose, regardless of probable cause.
I'm baffled that folks get worked up over a few "ileagal" wire taps when far more serious errosions of our Constitutional rights have been happening for years.
And these ATF morons are training others about safe neighborhoods?! I wonder how they react on Halloween, for crying out loud!
"There's one. He's wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants mask. Look out! I think he's got a bomb in that bag. HALT! Put your hands up and drop the bag or I'll shoot!"
Incompetence knows no bounds.
Remember the Waco seige. A fine example of the ATF in action. The HPD SWAT team could have handled it better. ATF officers looked and handled the situation like they'd been flying a desk for too long. BARNEY FIFE LIVES!
Please don't insult Barney Fife by comparing him to the ATF.
Consider the picture, and remember that Barney didn't get off on kneeing someone's neck, he wasn't 100% stupider than those he arrested, and he sure wasn't some blobby fatso in white relaxed-fit Dockers.