Pastor claims Jesus has already picked Florida’s next Governor
Pastor: Lord Revealed Next Fla. Governor
This is getting into the realm of my pet peeves again, so I’ll try to be diplomatic…BUT HOW ARROGANT AND SELF-ABSORBED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT GOD (OR JESUS, OR PETE ROSE) COMMUNICATES WITH YOU DIRECTLY TO THE EXCLUSION OF OTHER MERE MORTALS?? Jeebus, what sort of dickweed thinks like this? Well, apparently the Rev. Dozier does, and as we might have suspected, God has been revealed to be a partisan Republican. I know; I’m as shocked as anyone.
What disturbs me even more than Dozier’s fevered hallucinations is that Crist seems to be buying into the idea of a Divine Endorsement. Hey, if God is behind you, what chance does a silly old clueless Democrat have?
MIAMI (AP) — A reverend who introduced Republican gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist during a breakfast with other pastors Monday said the Lord came to him in a dream two years ago and told him Crist would be the state’s next governor.
The Rev. O’Neal Dozier said that before the dream he did not know Crist, nor had Crist made known his plans to run for governor.
“The Lord Jesus spoke to me and he said ‘There’s something I want you to know,’” said Dozier, pastor of the Worldwide Christian Center in Pompano Beach. “‘Charlie Crist will be the next governor of the state of Florida.’”
Since then, Dozier has spent time with Crist and talked with him at length about policy. He told the group that Crist would be uncompromising in his Christian faith.
“I introduce to you, as the Lord Jesus has said, the next governor of the state of Florida, Charlie Crist,” Dozier said.
Crist’s first words were, “Well, as they say, the praise doesn’t get any higher.”
Well, it’s not like they actually count votes in Florida, anyway….
